 Houses you want them we got them. This video is brought to you by me cranking plays. I wish Zillow would sponsor me Zillow You sponsor me and pay off my mortgage welcome back everybody to one of my favorite websites on the planet Which is Zillow comm I did a video on looking at houses a while back So I thought I'd do it again Except I thought we would jump into it in a little bit of a different way. How are we doing it? I will tell you how we are going through all of the u.s. States and Looking at the most expensive houses We're gonna see what you can get for what in which states and maybe which state has the weirdest Stuff in it I've got a list of states next to me that I'm just gonna scroll through just so I can keep track of what I've done And what I haven't done. We're going in alphabetical order Starting with Alabama We're gonna make it so it's condos and co-ops and houses because we don't we don't want to do like apartment Buildings because you can buy entire apartment buildings and we don't want to just do land Because once we get into the land then it's like 19 million dollars for a plot of land number one alabama luxury homes This one is a whopping 8,995,000 dollars 11 bedrooms 12 fast 14 Thousand almost 15,000 square feet. This looks gorgeous and it's on a lake. Oh my god. Do the boats come with it So let's round it up To nine mil after after closing it'll probably be over over that it has a boat house It's got a house for your boats to car boat town Big ol gate Oh boy. Oh boy. Oh boy. See I feel like a lot of these houses are going to be very similar You got a greenhouse. This reminds me of harry potter. That's so cool I feel like a lot of these houses are going to look very very similar But I think that once we get into the expensive places like new york and california It's going to be like 20 million dollars for a two bedroom home That's 700 square feet because I think In like the south and in the midwest even in parts of the northeast It's going to be a lot cheaper for a lot more. Oh my god This bathroom is nuts Nuts see that's the thing too and I talked about this in In the last video that I did of zilla stuff is like I feel like this House has has a good amount of character actually, but there's so many houses. Is this uh, Guess how many car garage? So that's the garage is this a basement They've got a wine cellar Damn, we're gonna be moving pretty quickly through here guys Because there's so many states. This is a house It is a house four million This is so odd to look at. So what do we got here three bedroom three bath for almost four mil 2300 square feet the square footage actually that pretty I mean, it's not small small or anything like that But for four million dollars three bedrooms 2300 square feet. I feel like it is really nice on the inside See this has got so much character on the inside. Oh, this is so lovely to look at I don't know if I would want to live here live here though You know what I mean like I don't At least for the style for me. I'm not a huge fan of it It seems like Like a lake house kind of home or a cabin in the woods kind of thing a vacation Home just because I I couldn't see myself living here. It's very pretty though Very very pretty. It does seem like it has a guest house I feel like you're playing way more for the length you're on a cliff that looks out on the ocean You're definitely paying more for locate. You've got your own like private beach. It looks like look imagine waking up to this That's why it's four million is the location. You know what they say guys location location location All right, alaska. You did good time for arizona. Come here. What do we got 22 million 22 million dollars. That's crazy that in alaska the most expensive home Is under four million seven bed 14 bathrooms. Let's try and figure this out before we get in also 15 000 square feet Holy shit, so seven bedrooms. That means seven bathrooms every bedroom has its own bathroom a bathroom in the main area I guess maybe if there's a basement if there's a pool house, maybe a bathroom in the pool house Maybe they have a gym so a bathroom in the gym Maybe a movie theater a bathroom in the movie theater. Maybe they have a lot I mean, there's so many places you could have a bathroom. I guess but double the bathrooms That's a lot of bathrooms dog. That's a lot See this kind of house. I don't really like it's too fancy for me Like it's it's like some sort of royalty lives here. I wouldn't want to have people over You know, this is a weird thing to say, but I think some of you might know what I mean I would feel embarrassed to bring people over to a house like this Because it's so over the top. It's like in a it is it's in a state and like I I would feel really weird about having people. I don't know. I would just feel odd. This lot is Nuts, I don't like the house guys. I didn't like the house. I'm gonna be honest with you. All right. We got our kansas So I am confusion. Why is this one Kansas? But this one is not our Kansas America explain Explain what you mean in arkansas. What do we got 12 mil? All right. All right Is this a house 18 bedrooms 21 bathrooms 11,000 square feet. Is this a Is this a house? I don't think this is a is it a house. I thought at first that it was what? Hold on Let's read the description directly across the street from donald w reynolds ragerback football city This iconic game day destination is known by all entire property consists of three residential dwellings private heated pool Two lots beautifully landscape. So it's three different residents. So that's why it has so many bedrooms and bathrooms What is this? Is this off of the pool? So basically you're buying this to be like an apartment building and you just rent off the units Okay, that one was weird. All right. Here we go. The big kahuna guys california. I'm gonna guess the highest price house is 150 million 135 not too bad guys pretty reasonable 23,000 square feet 34 bedrooms the f*** are you doing with that kind of space my guy again? Like I said in my last video, I guarantee you a family of four lives here everybody that has this kind of money Okay, they only have nine pictures boring Boring you lost your shot Despicable, but you know, it's not like with a place like that. You know It's not a A giant commune living there like it's a normal sized family that just happens to have this 135 million dollar home That has 34 bathrooms Or bedrooms stupid colorado. Oh, holy s***. I love it already Eight bedrooms 16 again. Why do you need double 32,000 square feet? Oh my god the land It's so pretty. Oh, and it must look so cool in the winter time. This is really really cool looking See, this is the kind of modern that I really like and appreciate is that this has so much Like the architecture is really cool. Oh, that's so cool looking in the winter again, though Having somebody over at your house the house like this is like what? You live here You have this weird spiral like I guarantee this piece of furniture was like $40,000 and they don't even sit in it. It's just to look at that's most rich people s***. You don't even like Use it. You just kind of look at it. It's just kind of there Not really a fan of the kitchen if i'm being honest not Not not a fan of the interior. See this seems like a restaurant and it's weird the movie room is okay It's see this is another thing and I think again I said this in the last video somebody built this movie theater room out Just to have a movie theater room. This is not a good way to Do this for a couple of reasons it looks like there's tile on the ceiling Which is really bad and then the rest of it Is a light color When you're doing something and I don't claim to be an expert or anything I'm just using my basic knowledge of technology I would say that I know above average than the normal person But when you're building on a cinema room, you're using a projector which is projecting light onto a screen so in that room you don't want to have a bunch of reflective surfaces because The light is going to reflect all the surfaces. That's why in a movie theater everything is dark all the walls are dark There's no like tile and stuff. It's all carpet That's why so the light doesn't reflect off of it And so when you have a tile a light colored tile ceiling That does not seem good for this kind of room and it's not like it's white walls or anything like that And at least it looks like it's a carpety kind of felty material or whatever But still it's a light color which you shouldn't use because the light is going to reflect off of it instead of absorb I'm just saying I'm nitpicky right now. I don't like the tile in here. It's dumb looking I love the outside of this house the inside of this house. I I don't like this is a really cool space though. I really like the It's an indoor outdoor pool. Oh for when it gets cold I like the plants on the inside. That's cool. There's so much space. Look at the deer come with the property Is that the same house? That looks like a different house Is this a guest house? Hold on. Is this a hibachi grill? I think it is you have a rock wall in your house And an indoor tennis court What the I think this is it's like a recreational facility or something in a prison What is this room? What the that's crazy. All right colorado. All right. Next up. We got kinetic it kinetic it what you got Baby 55 mil. What was the last one? I can't remember. Justin pop it up on the screen Ah, that's what it was eight bed 11 bathrooms 14,000 square feet again location location location guys It's right by the water Okay, this is a very kinetic at home. Oh, I like that room though. I like the dark colors This is a very kinetic it Like can rich white person home in kinetic it that shower looks cool There's a big bench in that shower that you can sit on not my thing, but cool. All right. Delaware the house 6 million five bed six baths 6500 square feet. We can do a 3d tour. I love a 3d tour. This is the front So it's like a beach town house thing. Everything is beach themed. There's so much coral everywhere Beach home has got to be beach themed for some reason Ah Swordfish or marlin or whatever it is on the wall. It's very tacky. I don't like it This is kind of cool, but also kind of not. I hate these chairs with the wheels on it. I think it's dumb I hate the art on the wall first bedroom yuck yucky for so many reasons yucky yucky yucky just Really bad. I also hate the floors in this house. I'm being very critical, but I don't like it This is the laundry room. Okay. Look at all those towels. Damn. You got a little porch over here. Cool Hate the floor in this room Yep, it's all Sea and ocean and beach and nautical theme. I hate it. All right. Let's go upstairs up the weird spiral staircase. I guess it's a good use of Space. Oh, you have a car here button to let everybody know when the car is here. Okay Ugly, why do you have a sink over here? What is this second floor living room thing? Yeah, I just hate all of it. I'm being honest. I just I just I really don't like any of it. All right Now we go upstairs. So I'm sure all of the bedrooms are up here. What's the master bedroom looking like? So there were three bedrooms downstairs or something like that All right. This looks to be a master if not the master. Okay You got I don't think this is the master. I don't think so. I don't think it's I don't think it's big enough I think this is the master. This is the master over here. This is another room another big room See the kids stay downstairs the adults say upstairs Okay, this is the master. Oh Cool, I don't like it next up is florida everybody's favorite state. Here we go florida. I feel like 65 million Ooh, nope 95. Do you get your own island? Are you buying an island? Are you buying an island? No? You can't be can't be just 10 minutes by helicopter. All right Yeah, cool I think you get the whole island. Do you get the whole out? No, there's multiple houses on here You get a little private beach area You get what's the 10 bed 14 bath 5,000 square feet. Okay, you got a pool a classic florida looking pool I don't really like these kind of looking Houses really there's just not a good flow here. You know, I hate tile on the inside unless it's a bathroom or kitchen I really do. I hate the interior of this house I hate it. I can't even tell you how much I hate it. It's awful It's really really awful. There's no cohesive flow. It's bad. Georgia. There we go right above 15 million 5 bed 10 bath 11,000 square feet To spanish style home Okay, okay, okay. Nice big front yard. This looks like a place where like Like I don't I don't even know this is a weird space and I don't like it. It's too open I'm getting really weird vibes from this place and I really like that I really don't like that a bunch of the pictures are different sizes It seems like it's out of a different time But not far enough out of a different time And that's why I'm uncomfortable with it Like this weird like 32 inch television that's wall mounted in these built-ins It's like a home that was built in like 2003 You know what I mean by like it's out of a different time, but not far enough So it feels weird hated that hated that place didn't like it. All right, hawaii here We go Baby six bed eight bath 10,000 square feet right on the beach right on the salty shores Kind of like a bungalow kind of I don't know what a bungalow is I don't know why I said that. I don't know what a bungalow is that bathtub sick I like how How open airy this this place I do like that. It feels like a resort This doesn't feel like a home like this doesn't feel like a home It feels like a weird resort restaurant thing. I know I'm going fast, but that's kind of what I gotta do Idaho 27 million Look at the view in infinity pool Ooh, I like this place. This is cool. This is cool. Okay. Okay. Ooh could have horses Oh very mountain home, but again not a place that I think I'd want like It's a it's a very niche aesthetic um Very much an acquired taste I wouldn't want to live here. I'd vacation here for sure. It's incredibly beautiful I wouldn't want to live here though. I wouldn't want to live here Like I'm not a fan of the rusty trumpet on the wall or is that a bugle? I don't know I don't know what the difference is. Ooh shuffleboard. I do love shuffleboard. I do love a good game room Mm fortress saves. Okay. So they got they got a bunch of guns in there But that's what you're doing out in Idaho. What else is this is weird I don't like the row of beds This reminds me in the fellowship of the ring where the ringwraiths go into the the prancing pony Um, and they think that they're about to kill the the the hobbits and they don't This is what this room reminds me of in a way. I think it's just a bunch of Bunk beds, even though they weren't even bunk beds, but it just reminds me if I slept in here I would think that I would be killed by the nautical That's all I have to say. Do we want to look through the rest of the photos? Quick glance here a bunch of farm stuff It's an acquired taste folks You get tractors Illinois Okay, okay. We're on another level here six bed 11 bath 25,000 square feet See, I feel like with a place like this 25,000 square feet and it's only six bedrooms. I feel like that's a Weird useless Base, but what are we defining as a bedroom? You know, is this technically a bedroom? I don't know like there's so many rooms that are for other things when you get to this level What defines a bedroom because how many rooms in that house are there? I don't know Indiana 17 million I think this is just a lot What should I yeah, it's just a just a well, I don't know what this is What once on a lifetime opportunity lake maxson kucky Frontage with sandy bottom a private channel and an island in the channel Plus or minus 22 wooded acres and one home one cottage and four cabins combined with plus or minus 57 34 square feet. I mean that seems pretty accurate I don't I would say 50 700 square feet or 5,000 square feet or 6,000 square feet not plus or minus 5,734 square feet. That's a little too precise Located on the beautiful is short. Okay, so you do get all that stuff. That's weird. Let's go to Iowa 9.9 This has interesting architecture. Look at the big bulbous boy out there. Look at that Interesting driveway right on the What am I looking at this looks like a hotel lobby? There's a sitting area and a bar I'm sure the like the concierge is over here something. There's a dude playing piano all the time This is not a how this is so weird. I don't like how dark all of these rooms are It's a little odd What's this meat? Why do you have a conference room in your house? You have like a kitchen kitchen. I mean, I guess at this point you probably have people cooking for you all the time What is this? What actually what is that? Is that a kiln? I think that's a kiln. What is this? Oh, is it a kiln? And then these are pottery Table things that spin cinema rooms pretty good. See they did it right No tile dark colors good stuff cup holders everywhere. That's nice Interesting approach with the with the aspect ratio for the the screen because you're probably only going to be watching movies But it does limit you if you're in just another content. See, why do you have a bar bar like this? When are you going to have this many people over? I feel like it's going to feel so lonely All the time you have a Like do you have bands come over and play? What is this? Room, uh, this is weird This is so Weird I know what that was weird. That made me feel uncomfortable. Kansas. We'll go to this first house five mil Spirit of Avalon got some fountains It's just uh, it's carpet. It's just weird carpet open Oh, well, okay. So there's a big screen there still really open kind of odd and there's no coffee table or anything was there No, can you not put anything anywhere? It's a weird bedroom Um Why are all these houses so odd? It's just kind of cool that they have like a library all wine cellar There's never going to be more than three bottles of wine in there. You got a pond Okay Dragon doors These places like who why do you have a turret? like Who designs these? It's just weird. I like the koi pond Koi pond is kind of cool. Is that a pool? Is that do you just have a lake? What like actually though like what is this? Is there fish in there and stuff? Whoa, that's pretty cool actually. That's pretty that's actually I don't like that What is this? Is that like a bunker? What is is that just all the power? Why do they include that? Interesting interesting interesting. All right, Kentucky 7.2 mil four bed four bath We really got to start cruising through these you have your own cemetery I would feel uncomfortable moving in here, you know, like if it was a family home and this is my family I would still feel a little bit uncomfortable, but but I get it but moving in to where Other people are buried Is a little odd you do have a full horse Damn, dude. That's pretty cool. All right, Louisiana. Here we go. Louisiana right down here. What do we got? 16 mil six beds 11 bathrooms 15,000. This is A weird home. Oh, oh, I hate the tile everywhere. I hate the tile everywhere. It's so bright and white and like It's just can you imagine living here? Is this the closet? It's like a whole jc penny. What the whoo whoo. That's big That's a big soup This bathroom is weird It just feels like a big hallway that they just put a tub in they have a movie theater But with like a little ticket thing out front. That's kind of cute actually, but I mean, all right. Here we go My home state main. What do you got main? Bahaba, Bahaba, but all right Bahaba. This is very much like a super rich person main house for sure A lot of the like new england Big rich houses have the same kind of vibe like this is Kind of like Connecticut a little bit and I'm sure Massachusetts and it's a big old house I wonder if there's anything for sale in my hometown. This is a church It's a house. What the I know where this is. This is a house But it's a church Why would What it is a church. Hold on. It's a church church Oh What all right, Maryland. Oh a chill 25 mil. Here we go this Again, I don't like the vibes from this place. It just feels weird Just feels weird like how many rooms do you need to sit in? You know How many how many rooms are you gonna sit in think about how much it must cost To furnish places like these even if you're just getting like Ikea furniture Like it would cost so much money But they're not doing it with Ikea furniture. Cool a bunch of cars They're not they're getting like insane pieces of furniture where it's like a chair is 10 grand Massachusetts 45 million. Here we go. Yep. It's a it's a Boston penthouse kind of deal It's pretty cool Actually, uh gets a lot of light, which I really like. I like a lot of light I could I just couldn't imagine living here. What a weird place eight bed 12 bath. All right, Michigan. All right, 710 16,000 square feet All right, right on Lake Michigan. Is it I don't I have no idea. Is that like I'm assuming maybe lake superior I don't know it's a lake in michigan. So it has to be like michigan, doesn't it got an outdoor fireplace You got your own little river Uh-huh very tall scenes. How tall are those ceilings like 25 feet tall But the spiral staircase you go. What is that? I don't like that. Give me bad vibes. Give me bad vibes That's a house All right, minnesota. Whoa, it's a vagina Whoa, whoa being in that room. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa There's a lot going on here. There's a vagina again What's up with this house this vaginal themed house? Whoa that elevator That's crazy interesting. I don't like the the bathtub in the middle of the room. It's This room is cool. Whoa I got that gaming chair again though. It feels kind of like a hotel. That was wild, dude, Mississippi 7.9 million. I feel like this house isn't gonna be too too crazy. It's weird on the inside It's odd. Hey, it's okay. We got trees in the back. You got floating beds What's in there? You have your own like saloon looking thing. That's actually kind of cool looking from the outside This just this doesn't feel like it's the same place. You have a playground. That's cool. Missouri You got two little dogs up front got a big old lake So ugly on the inside. It's so ugly. I'm so sorry if any of you live in any of these houses And I'm just bashing them, but it's just so ugly if this I feel like like that doesn't look like a big Screen, you know what I mean? And it's all disney themed interesting if you're gonna build out a movie theater I would Wouldn't you want the screen to be as big as possible? It feels like some parts of this house are like neglected too And it's like some parts are like really crazy and some are just like very very normal weird home Weird home Montana. Do they have things in Montana? What's in Montana? 28 million dollar house from in Montana Wow, that is an unbelievable amount of land What's the square footage of the lot 3700 acres almost six square miles of land Wow, what? It must be a bitch to go and get groceries, huh? What the hell? That is insane. I mean the house itself is like pretty beautiful. It's nothing like Insane insane like these other houses as far as the interior goes. It's very pretty again. Not really my style, but you get Six square miles Oh What so this is 3700 acres that's like Blowing my mind more than any of these other houses 3700 acres Wow You own like a large portion of the state. I feel like okay, Nebraska. Okay. This is just farmland All right by Nebraska. Wait, this is Oh, this is a bunch of houses. Okay. All right, Nebraska. That's that's all I'm giving you all right, Nevada 48 million What? Where is this? I didn't know they had water in Nevada That's crazy. You put big rock in your house That's nutty God guest house got your own beach. Where is this? What? Glenbrook, Nevada. Okay, New Hampshire. I'm I know I'm going very fast, but you know gotta get through all of them All right, Northampton. Yeah, this looks like a very again a very New England home Yeah, nothing nothing nothing super special here. I'm just flipping through it to see if there's anything like crazy interesting New Jersey What is this? What is this? Place to live What a weird place to live you live in a weird castle New Mexico Whoa, whoa, this is odd Canyon Blanco ranch. What is this 10 bed 11? Bathrooms six thousand six Thousand acres Again, you're really paying for the land on this one. All right, New York This one's going to be in New York City for sure, right? I'm assuming Oh, it's not 100 million. So so far the the most expensive place has been 135 million, which is in California Which I don't think that's going to be top Because I think California would be the most expensive state to live in again Pretty meat and potatoes as far as big crazy houses go north Carolina. We got a hundred million and then 10 So big difference on price there 1600 acres. So that's a ton of land obviously The house does not Look like it's worth 10 million dollars though. Not the good house. It's a half. It's a half Ohio, good It's a cool looking house actually pretty cool I don't mind this It's a little bit odd, but I don't mind it Oklahoma where the It is this looks crazy Again, I know I'm going very fast But I've been recording for almost an hour finding the most expensive houses in every single state And they all start to blend together and look a little bit of the same, you know What This is an insane Oregon 65 million 40 thousand acres of land How do you even know if people are trespassing? I didn't think we were gonna Pass the when I saw 3700 acres. I was like damn. There you go 40,000 acres Of land and you get a three bedroom two bathroom That's insane. All right, this is in pennsylvania penthouse in philly Big old penthouse in philly Nothing special to me Rhode Island smallest state even this 45 acres of land That's insane. I love this color green Love this color green. Love it. Nice. Nice. That's a cool house. Actually. I like that house I like that house South Carolina 14 mil easy peasy Easy peasy how much land do you get? 4400 acres look and turkeys hug there. That's crazy. Oh, this is sad now It's sad. I'm getting out south dakota. Give it to me. You know, I've seen everything at this point, you know This is just land. I think 26,000 acres a cool 26,000 acres. We got in Tennessee the longest state That's not true. I think this is just land again. No, it's a house That's a cool-looking house. Actually you get a big bar For all your eminals. I'm rushing through this texas. Everything's bigger in texas prove it to me. This house isn't there's no house there This house is cool. I don't like it. This is a cool-looking house. Actually I do actually like that. You don't really see much of the house except for the garage apparently I don't like the interior at all Look at how many washers and dryers they had Wow a lot of clothes. Vermont 11 million. That is so pretty. Oh my god during the winter time Very pretty. I Is this just in where is this in the house? Is this just like in the living room? That just looked like it was where what? What a weird it is. Look, it's the circle up there. Why would you put a bed there? That's weird Don't be weird. That's weird. Virginia I don't like I don't like this house. That spiral staircase hurts my eyes. I don't like it. I don't like it We're rushing through the last four states. Washington, west virginia, wisconsin, wyoming Here we go. Washington. I think this is just gonna be land No, it's a house It's a it's a really nice house. It's not it's it's fairly quaint You still have a wine cellar But I mean as far as the houses that we've looked at go get a lot of land get a big old workshop big old barn location location location west virginia already don't like it. Oh yuck. Oh yuck Ah, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa What are you doing, buddy? That is loud Loud room did not like didn't like it. I'm not against a pink room. I just don't want a hot pink room Hate all of the wallpaper if I'm being honest with you Was that pep of the pig? No It wasn't All right, wisconsin big house big horse Looks boring and finally the last one wyoming three bed five baths This is concept art for this house. We only get concept art But I like it. It's pretty cool. Do you get your own airport? Do you get your own airport? I think you get your own airport. Do you have to fly into this place? I think you have to fly into this place. Who are you? Who are you? Is this a painting? Do you get a plane? What's Happening this guy looks real Oh her smile is creeping me out. This guy looks like a painting Who are you? What is this? Why do all these people look fake, but some of them So what do I get? It's cool in theory, but that's all it is is a theory A house theory. Well guys that was the most expensive houses in all 50 states That took a lot longer than I thought let me know what your favorite house was in the comments below Let me know what state was your favorite So thank you guys so much for watching Hope you enjoyed if you did make sure to slap that like button right in the face And I will see you guys in the next video. Love you all stay cranky. Bye