 Oh, yeah. I think we are. I think my claps have been drowned out because Michael's loved. Look at the fucker. Look at him. He's the fucking Friday rocks along and he fucking rocks up with the fucking ball in his hand and he fucking comes nine right before we get started singing about how it's holidays. Oh, it is holiday. I mean matter sitting there like man, you are so unprofessional. This is going to be a weird episode. You guys are so out of control right now. I thought you were feeding me then man. Welcome to episode number nine of the muddy Michael fully actual podcast. This is episode number nine of season four. Okay. There are three other seasons before it and we are nine episodes into this one. That means we're nearly 25% through this season. So get ready for the break. Man, it's been wild shit. Hey, let's get into restraining the shit talk man. It's been crazy. You know what? Remember Nord VPN? What did they have? Look, no, they don't. They don't. No way they did not quit. No, they didn't quit. They said that they would continue for a reduced rate. But then before answering, yes, it's not bad. It's like, you know, it's not a bad rate. But before I said, yes, I thought like, does it, let's put it to them. I thought we put it to you guys. Does it feel right that we let Nord VPN give us money and we sing their praises? Is it annoying a part of the podcast? Yeah. Is it, is it too much? Because fuck it, man. Leave it to you guys. I'm going to put a comment from the Marty and Michael account. Stay with Nord VPN and then another comment. Leave Nord VPN and whichever one gets the most likes from you guys, that will be the decision. Do you understand? I, yeah, I'm completely gone. So what I'm saying is there's a voting system in the comments itself. Does that make sense, Brown? Yeah, I think so. I don't know why you're doing it though. Why not, Brown? If we don't have to. Yeah, like, well, if it doesn't feel right, it's money, but it's also like hang the fuck up. If it's not, it might not be worth it. Oh, no. Brown's fucked everything up. Oh, no. What'd you do? Huh? On your knees. Touch his back. Yeah, have a grab of that back. Oh, man. Batman. Batman. Give him a little squeeze. It's moist and damp from the egg chair. I wanted to hit him. Also, it's episode 10 next week, Matt, which means potentially chair upgrade. Potentially. Yeah, well, we see the third seat the other day. Yeah, it's very good. What do you mean you figured it out? It's a task chair. It's got heaps. I don't want it. Anyway, what were we just saying? Oh, yeah. Yeah, so we're putting it to the fans because if it takes away from our podcast, then we discard it to the side. We toss it into the gutter like a dead prostitute after a Halloween fuck. Oh, shit. Oh, no. We can't talk like this. We can't do that. Mate, you wait till you get to your fucking door entry counter. You have to fucking move stays, can't you? You have to dig a hole straight down 50 meters to stay away from the corpse. They'd never be able to catch you down there. Oh, man. It's a deep hole. Start digging brown. Oh, yeah, our next sponsor. And we're not up to sponsors. This is shit talk, baby. We had fucking a little holiday. We went a bit silly. You went a bit silly today. We went a bit silly today, too. It's a holiday, to be fair. We're easing ourselves back into the sobriety and the intense physical working out. So, yeah, it's been the first week back after having fun is fucking shit. It's like always hard after a break. You guys cancelled on me twice. Yeah. It's Friday afternoon right now. It's Friday. Mate wanted to do it like earlier, like when we usually do. But just literally just had not, could not think of even how the fuck I was going to try even try and be funny and fucking prank calls and shit. And I was just like, I reckon we'll think of the prank call on the spot today. Done. That's how we come up with the prank call. We literally have two minutes and then whatever comes, comes as we do it. And if we can't think of one, we have to call anyway. But yeah, we had a week off and fuck me does the mental health suffer. If you don't stick to fucking routine. Yeah, it's crazy, man. It really rocks me now. And sleep. Such severe depression. Yeah. And sleep. Vitamins. Take your vitamins. All that shit anyway. What else is there to talk about in the shit talk? I took a little photo. Give me just one minute here, okay? Man's game. What are you guys doing? No, we're not up to sponsors yet. What did, where did you, what did you do for your holiday? I just went to Montville with Mon and Estie and just, just had a very relaxing stay. You lit a fire. Yeah, I cooked by the fire. Well, it's so fun, huh? It's so fun. I got to meet my girlfriend's family in Ararat. Ararat? No, Ararat. Ararat. Ararat. Yep. Are you sure? Not Ballarat. Ararat. You go to Ballarat. It's like an hour out of Ballarat. Ararat. Sort of. Wow. Sort of Ararat. I've studied. You went to Victoria is what you're saying. It was beautiful. Anyway, that's enough talk about fucking holidays. No, no, I have a story from the trip. Yes, you do. We were on like, like imagine a riverboat, a beautiful sunset in the local park of Ararat where it looks out like a little bit of a lake. So it's just, you were at a pool. No, it was sort of like a dam, like a pond, a big pond. Yeah. There were ducks in the pond. Oh no. Yeah. And we sort of like had a slow dance. It was really romantic. Why were you slow dancing? I don't know. It's just something to do with the person you love. Yeah, man. I've never had that. And then we looked down and written on like... Stone. Anyway, it ended with me. Hang on. Spitting on a duck. That was the shittest story ever. Dude, I landed. You can't just say we're at the park slow dancing. I landed a golly on the duck, dude. Like on a swing. It just keeps getting swimming. It was a massive golly. That is cool. I spat on the duck. What was your girlfriend's reaction? She just missed it and just missing it. But then like, she saw from my laughter because I was so happy with myself, what it sort of slowly played out. And then I told her I'd spat on the duck. Oh my God. She saw it. Browning. The weight of the golly. The golly was now consuming. Oh, I got photos. I can show you later. Really, photos of the golly duck. I'll be very excited to see there's a fly in here and Matt Brown's untrusting of it. Anyway, that's holidays. Something's happened here. There's a streaming video. We did. Oh, by the way, the fucking, I bought Michael a new car covered in a Nutella filmed it a few weeks ago. Just should be out right now. The Nutella car. Crazy print. Crazy, man. And also out on the website is, is it better to be safe than sorry? Is it? You remember. I can't remember the conclusion. I can't give it away. It's crazy, which brings us to our sponsors. Wait, wait. All right, how about this? All right, fucking we, we are men of the people. Whatever you guys want us to do, we'll do the German segment, German or gibberish. We've seen some negative comments about some people getting a bit over it. That's fine. If you guys are getting over it, just let us know. All right, comment. Do you want the German segment to fuck off and we can either replace it with something else? Or do you guys want the German segment to stay and be honest? You can't hurt our feelings except for Matt's. Do you love the German segment dude? Do you really like him? Yeah, I don't know. I do like the like the punishment at the end. You've only ever got hit once. I've been hit twice. Thank you. I've been hit three times. Yeah, we'll win. Yeah, that's true. Michael, he's got you there. All right, I promise you today, I'll just say it's not German to every answer. That's, that's going to be my answer for everything. If I still win, then there's something wrong. Well, how about, no, we do a competition where Marty just decides we get one 30 seconds to be the best German we can. I do it, you do it. No, I already, sorry, that's in your favor. Do a German segment. That's in your favor already. You're better than me. I already know. No, dude, you might be better than I'll just take the German. I'll just take the hit. All right, okay, you take the hit, but you have to do a 30 second show of being German. I don't know how. Just like a, like what, what you imitate them. No, what it's, it's not what you think it's what you think a German dancing would look like. Act like a German. Surely you have an opinion on what that might look like. Do that. Oh, I pinched you with my toes. Anyway, that's shit talk, right? Sponsors. Oh yeah. Manscaped. All right, everyone, it's time for our beloved sponsors. I feel like this podcast is struggling already. 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Someone send a doctor. We're fucked. Oh, Matthew. On this day in 1986, Graham Norton smeared black tie heroin on some toddlers. He said, we watched this to his mother while they were hanging out at a playground and walked over and smeared a fistful of tar on about three or four toddlers. They skin absorbed a fair bit of it and it fully fucked them up. The toddlers were dickheads. There must have been bad ones. Some toddlers are just fucking dickheads, man. Really? Yes. Thank God, some toddlers are just like, you can tell that toddler's going to be a fucking dick. Oh, they're so young. Oh, no. He's lost. He's lost all self. Okay. All right, everyone. It's time for Michael's Bible. Yeah. And this is an excerpt from his actual Bible. Get me the book! Oh, yeah, shit. Opening up to a random page. Watch my eyes. See? See? Random page. This is chapter nine, verse 12 from the book of what up can and can't is the same word, but can't has a T on the end. Therefore can can't be can't because it's can and can't can't be can because it's can't. It's so similar if you really think about it, but sort of opposite to. I can't think or read very well anymore because I get real bad headaches heaps. Headaches are important for personal development, I hope. So fuck off. Sorry. Back the back up if your back is long. Get fucked up. Can't because real life can also be eel life if you are an actual eel. And eel is an animal from the sea. Sorry. Michael's fucking. Yeah, we've lost Michael. Oh, sorry. All right, here we go. It's time. Oh, here we go. Put the Bible away. Now onto the darkest, most disgusting, vile part of our podcast, where we reveal the inner thinkings of one of the most successful sexual predators of this millennia. Matt Black Book. Oh, Matthew Brown. Matt Brown. Book. Black Book. God, I hope my mom never watches this. It's hard to tell if this is doing well, and then you don't want her to watch it. Yeah. Yeah, that would that would that would be I would be shy about that. Anyway, 19. I was lingering around the female change rooms that came out, hoping to catch a glimpse of some flesh through the curtains. Every now and then I would see a flash of tick or ass take a mental note of that image. And then I would enter one of the empty change rooms and use that mental image and molest myself creamy straight into my nappy. My senses picked up on a change room where the occupant had not pulled their curtain across properly. I allowed my senses to guide me to the best possible angle to increase maximum sight. I glided over to the position just in time to see two tits in the reflection of the mirror inside the change room. Click. Mental image saved. I screamed with victory and startled the other shoppers. With mental image in hand, I quickly ducked into the closest empty change room. I had barely pulled the curtain across and I was already molesting myself. I could see those two tits so clearly in my mind. Even when I opened my eyes, the tits was all I could see. Thick, creamy cream squelched from my paws. Oh, yeah. My self molesting intensified to sexual assault. I grabbed my cock hard. I shook it around hard. You want some of this? You fucker, want some? I couldn't help but trash talking my cock as I jaggedly tugged at it. Can I help you? I stopped sexually abusing myself and stood frozen, cock still in hand. This voice had come from behind me, which meant there was someone in the stall with me. You didn't even see me when you came running in here, mate. I released my little brown and slowly turned around. There, sitting in the change room chair, is a solid middle-aged lady. She had really short buzz-cut hair, a short and stocky build, a white crop top which barely contained her huge fatty liquid tits and her huge belly bulged out underneath. Her armpit hair, saturated with sweat, stretched down her weight. Then she had a denim skirt and Etnie's skate shoes on. I was frozen in fear and did not know what to do. I felt an urge to bound backwards and just never look front. Don't let me stop you, said the small, sturdy woman. Excuse me? I was confused. Was she, was she propositioning me? You heard me, come. Don't stop. She laughed and revealed her light brown teeth, her fat but strong body jiggled. She was the first lady that ever made me feel disgust. I was not familiar with this feeling and I panicked. I, I'm sorry. I can't have you, you're the most vulgar creature I've ever seen. I pulled my pants up and turned to leave the change room. I'll give you vulgar, you fucking cunt. I felt an incredibly strong hand reach in between my legs and grab my little brown from my pants. I was then pulled back into this woman and she sat me on her knee. I'm gonna finish what you started, you little pig. No! I grabbed her hand to remove it from my crotch but she tightened her grip. I tried both hands and she still with one hand was far too powerful. Please, I don't want you. She wrapped her arms around me and hugged me in close. Then she spoke directly into my ear. It's not all about you, cunt. Now let me have a turn. Her thick, super strong arms tensed even harder. Her strength was so shocking it drove me into panicking. She slapped her hand over my mouth and tore my pants off with her other hand. She stood us both up and whispered in my ear. Now either you have a bit of fun with me or I'm gonna have to tell the cops that you entered my change room while I was in here and tried to fuck me. The blood drained from my face. I realized she had me. I was trapped. She pointed to the ground and I laid down. I was terrified. She ripped her top off like it was paper and her humongous breasts dangled down near her waist. She stood over me with one leg on either side of me. She then she squatted down and thumbed my flaccid little brown up in her. She had a huge smile on her face and she kept rolling her eyes in the back of her head. I couldn't believe this was happening. My little brown remained flaccid as she bounced up and down with it still jammed up inside of her. I couldn't take it anymore. I pushed her so she fell backwards and turned to make a break for it. I got all the way to the curtain but then felt five fingers shoot into my ass and then I felt her fist flexing open and closed while inside of me. I screamed and squirted. Her other hand started king hitting me in the back of the skull. I was screaming and scrambling trying desperately to remove her hand from my ass. She continued to punch my head. Is everything all right in there? One of the staff from outside had heard the commotion. Everything is fine thanks. Just had a bit of trouble taking my shirt off. I heard the employee walk off and looked up at the woman whose fist was still searching around in my gaping asshole. Then she found something. I felt a surge of pleasure stiffen my body. Her hand up my ass had located my g-spot. Don't you know I can? She started massaging my g-spot and my little brown sprung to life. She got a firm grip of my g-spot and squeezed it with her thumb and pointer finger. Immediately, ejaculate mints spread from my ass and little brown. My little brown wasn't even fully erected and it was flailing around like an unmanned fire-host. Then finally, she took her hand off my mouth and out of my ass. I lay there in my own bubbling mints, extremely satisfied but still incredibly traumatised. The lady chuckled and as she walked out of the change room she turned around and said, Clay in that happy pig. It wasn't how I wanted it but this lady was my 19th herb. Oh shit. Oh my god. You were raped. That was so much. Let it be known that Matt Brown was raped. Spread the word, fire and wise sing it from the hilltops. Matt. I might try and stick to the small ones from now on. Fucking asshole. Fucking pig. You're right, such a long, dumb shit. Fuck off. They're mine. Oh my god. Are you struggling? Dude, it's hard to be. It's hard for him to be alive. It is very, very hard. I want to be like flat. Oh, you're more than flat. You're past flat. Whatever below flat is. Your decline now count. You're fucking angled into the ground count. One of those states at the gym. All right, I guess it's time for one. Before we start, before we start, I just remembered that I did see somebody comment and somebody actually said to me at work. Can we explain some of the segments a bit better so people listening is understanding what's happening and if we don't offer explanation. Yeah. And if there's a new, if you're a new, somebody I spoke to someone recently and I convinced them to watch an episode and they, I said, started the beginning of season four, but they started right at the last episode that we did and they were very lost. And I said, yeah, that makes sense. So if we can explain what bachelor brand is for anyone who's new, that's very good explanation for anyone who's new segment. Bachelor Brown is Matt Brown. He's, he's like 40 years old. He's all alone and single and basically he's given us Michael and I the opportunity to find him the perfect mate. I've taken, he's given that gift to us and we've taken responsibility. I didn't give him the gift. They just took the gift and ran with it. And so we're finding girls via social media. We get them to DM us to see if they want to have a phone date with Matt and then we set that up for him. Yay. So this week we have another gorgeous girl. What's her name? Her name's Christie. That's what Michael says now. Michael's gone. We've lost him. Michael, do you remember her name? Yeah, Christie. It is Christie. It's Christie short for something. Yeah. I think Christie is sort of crystalline. Yeah. Anyway, this is Christie and this could be the one Matt Brown. Maybe. Get excited. And yes, I remember your special skill that you told me that you want to show off. I don't want to show any skills. You tell me you love her. I'm not going to tell her I love her. Dude, try it. I'm sick of this. You got to do something that you haven't done before. Hello. Hello, Christie. It's Marty and Michael here and you are on the fully actual podcast. And I've got a very lustful, horny Matthew Brown sitting next to me and he's gripping his crotch. It is very untasteful. I am not. Are you? I am not. So looking at it. Anyway, she sounds really innocent. Christie is absolutely lovely. And Christie, before we started the podcast today, Matt said, oh, just to break the ice, can you like just let her know that I'm really good at doing accents from different countries? So Matt wants to show off. I didn't say that at all. Just a few, two or three of his accents. No. Just sort of, you know, break the ice a little bit. I thought that was a really good idea. That's a terrible idea. I want to be nice French. That's fine. All right. All right. Matt, maybe, yeah, let's go French first. I don't know French. Dude, that was pretty good. My brother lives in France, so. What's he doing in France? He's been like, oh, hang on. Yeah, now 11 years. Look at that. He loves that. He's over there. So I've got French niece and nephew. Oh, that's cool that we can go to France one day together. When you ask her where she's from, we've got to go to her. She'll love my brother. Hey, he's fucking biggest Aussie bogan. Oh, Christy, what do you find really attractive about Matthew Brown? She probably finds nothing attractive. Oh, look, you know, I didn't know anything about you guys until like a week ago. So my neighbor and like a little brother sort of thing, he kind of set this whole thing up. So I had no idea. So it's kind of like a blind date. She's forced into it. It's kind of like a blind date. No, she loves you. That's almost. I was fucking forced into it. She's forced into it. She doesn't even want to be here. So you got half your dates, man. Don't pretend. I honestly fucking was. Like Dad said, no, I love my little brother. He did this for me because he just wants me to find someone as well. So he knows that you're the one that is. This could be it, Matt. This could be it, Matt. It sounds like a sure thing. It sounds like Destiny has brought you guys together. And 100% when you do this, and I'm like, oh, fucking whatever, do it. Whatever you want to do, you do it. I bet I won't get on and look, I'm on it. Matt's a Mormon. Oh, yeah. Do you have Instagram, Kristi? You know what? I didn't have Instagram until a couple of days ago. Oh, yes, she does, yes. All right. I did it, and I got it. So Matt did message me. Matt wants to say something to you. Make sure you listen with all your heart. This should be quite profound in English accent. I'm excited to hear what he's got to say. Hey. This is embarrassing. That's good English. I've been fucking nervous all day about this shit. You've been nervous? This happens to me once a week. Can't make a feel better, Matt. I swear a lot, and I'm really sorry. That's all right. I deal with the two biggest swears in Australia. What are you going to say, Matt? I will say whatever that comes out of my mouth. That's good. I forgot what to say. Oh, what are the normal questions? Where are you from and what's your age? You always do this shit. It's from Kalanga. This is a good area. Like it is probably the best area of Kalanga. Do you want to? You're down the road. Yeah, you could have just come over. I could come to your house right now if you want to. Matt? We'll meet halfway like teenagers do. Oh my God, dude. Oh no, I can't drive. I've been drinking. No, we'll walk there. Matt, you're a cab driver. Actually, no. I could run because I'm a runner, so. Matt's ubered before. He could pick you up. What's your address? Right now. No, no, no. Stop, stop it. Stop it. No, stop, stop. Don't say your address. We won't say it on the podcast. But if we DM you on Instagram after the podcast. Can he have you out? Can Matt have you in wine and dine you? I would meet out with you. Dude, she's the one for you, Matt. You've got to be nice people. Don't meet up with strangers. Yeah, I guess you could watch 100 episodes of this and figure out if we're nice. Holy shit, we just did it. Dude, she's the one. Christy, what do you like to do in your spare time? What do you do in your spare time? What do you like to do for fun? Oh, okay. So after work, I actually play footy. So I play footy for a woman's team. You love footy? It's NRL. Yes, I play NRL tackle. I'm not going to lie. Dude, she'd be strong. Yes, I do. So you guys could it'd be like a full battle. I'm a winger, so don't do shit. Oh, so you're fast. You're the speedy one. I run. As I said, I'm a runner. Would you be able to tackle Matt Brown? Oh, of course she could. Probably, yeah. Oh, my God, buddy. But you're going to fucking explode. All right, Christy, Matt Brown's going to Instagram handle is Matt Brown. One, one, one, one, four, number one. And he's going to message you after this and he wants you to tackle him while he does accents at dinner. I can't message her. I don't have her Insta. She'll have to follow me. Oh, yeah, yeah, you'll have to. Can you, do you know how to follow people on Instagram? No, I have to get my friend to show me. Okay. All right, that's it. I fucking didn't have Instagram until yesterday. Does your friend watch the podcast? Yeah, they're the ones that got me onto it. Okay, will you be able to ask them to get your account to follow Matt Brown? Yeah, I can do that. If Matt wants me to. No, he does. He's just a shy fucking idiot. No choice, do I? Wait, can I, can I just say one thing before you? Yeah, go for it. But we can go on a date so I can buy you a new chair. Oh, wow. That's the. Perfect. Christy, that's one of the best. The way you sit is terrible. I agree. I'm slowly, I'm slowly dying. That's probably one of the nicest things anyone's ever, you know, offered me. Matt's got a big cheesy grin on his face and he's gone all red blushing and he's picking at his nipples. Oh, he's peeking at his nipples, scratching the dirt off. All right, thank you very much, Christy. Oh my gosh, what's going on? You too. Thanks for taking the call and yeah, get your mate to get you to follow Matt Brown and this could be a love story in the making. Thank you, Christy. She's still there. See you later, Christy. Goodbye. Bye guys, bye. Bye. Holy shit. Dude, she just agreed. Dude, she, that's, you guys, you just teed up sex. Is that sex? He just had sex pretty much. He just had sex with a strange woman. Oh, just the heck, he had sex? You are a grotesque. Was it good, Matt? I hate it. Oh. Do you love her? I might go home. Dude, that was, send her your address after and maybe you could cook some lamb. Well, at least she offered to get me a new chair unlike you guys. Cook a lamb together. Do you like lamb, Matt? She sounded very nice, didn't she? Yeah, very nice. She's like a very innocent. She plays NRL too, which you love. She used to play NRL. If there's any girls out there that play NRL in particular. She used to play NRL. Yeah, Matt was a, sent a half forward back and he'd run around sideways. There was time. I thought he was Darren Lockyer. He used to be confused. I look like him a bit now. I thought he was confused early on. He used to mistake you. You guys had a lot of intimacy until he found out you weren't Darren Lockyer. That whole segment doesn't get any easier. All the good things in life that are worth getting aren't easy, Matthew Brown. And remember that, write that down. I'll say it at your eulogy. Oh. One day. All right, so we've done Michael's Bible. We've done Matt's little black book. It is time. We've done Bachelor Brown. It is time for the We didn't pick one. The comment of the week will pick right now on the fly. Okay. Do you want me to pick it? Yeah. Sorry about this because we haven't had a proper podcast. We haven't had a routine week. That's what I was looking for. This, okay. This is from Steven. What about this? What? Is Brown feeling okay? He's looking like the make-a-wish kid. Oh, is that because I'm bald? It's because you have the sunnies on too. Look at this. See how you sort of look at my posture. Christy's right. Christy's right. This chair's fucked me. Oh, wow. It is. Yeah, it does look good. All right. Can we give it to Wade Mitchell 72? And we'll have to answer that question because that's a ripped snortler. That's an absolute ripped snortler. Is Brown feeling okay? He's looking like a make-a-wish kid. I'm looking at it. Great comment. If you want a comment of the week, you just comment anything. You know, we just pick it like the day before. It's our just most favorite. It doesn't have to be smart or funny or anything or the most liked. Just a fucking comment, right? And then you get to go up on the comment wall, which is one of the highest honors. Get it out, man. Get it out and have a show of it. Oh, look at that. Be careful, no. If you want to have, if you want to be on this prestigious board, fucking get that up, you shit-tits and comment. Because if you win comment of the week, you get on that, cunt. Questions. All right, this next segment is questions where we answer questions that you guys comment and I might be Michael, fully actual YouTube channel. If you want your question to be answered, comment your question. We answer the questions with the most likes first. If, as long as we haven't answered them already, heaps of times, we answer the most liked ones first. So just have a scroll through. Like the questions you want us to answer. And here we go, baby. Michael, get ready, baby. It's sniff a clock. Okay. Sniff a clock. Do, do, do. How many bong breaks have we had? Yeah, let's do another. It's good. It'll be good for questions. Trust us, bro. Bro, bro. I know you. I know you know me, bro. And trust me right now. We need some marijuana flushing through our guts. And we're back. And now we're going to answer your fine, fine questions. Finest. Look. Take it away, my brownie. Yeah, that's installer. All right. Top question went to Teddy Gray on stuff, depending which country you're from. All right. Can you play rock, paper, scissors to see which one of you will call your first born either a Quifton or Queston? Here we go. Paper. Okay. Scissors, paper, rock. Got you. All right, Michael. Yeah. You're going to have a girl or a boy first. Mindfucked, he didn't even know it. We're Quifton? Yeah, for a girl and Queston for a boy. That's what you get. You have to name them that now. That's just what you just entered a verbal contract. All right. Yeah, man. We'll sue. I mean, if you have two kids. Yeah, if you have one, one has to be. There'll be twins. Yeah. Anyway, let's move right along from that fucking question. Hovering. All right. Question, next question is from the Solution 41. Fucking hell, Matt, you are so racist. Does Matt Brown have some pretty conservative bitch boy limits? You seem to hesitant to wind him up to the point of fury. However, I really think the podcast should be at the stage to test him emotionally, physically and rectally. Let me know, guys. I want to use the answer to help me manifest some stuff. Imagine if we had to rile him up to the point of fury. Oh, wow. It struck your back earlier. Yeah, but it was kind of smooth. So you didn't hurt. It was friendly. If it hurt, then I'll be furious. It's all fucking Bunna, isn't it? It's fucking Bunna. It's Birmingham. We're not going to fucking fury me. It's fucking Bunna. No, no, no, no. Three. Next question is from Tanner. This question got asked a few times, and this is probably not the most like one, but Tanner, you're the copy that I have of it. Why have Marty's farts dried up? I want to have a theory about this. I think it's your new diet and healthy regime. I think it is, too. And it sucks, man. It sucks, but I'm good. To be honest, I've forgotten about them. I literally just don't fart anymore. Yeah, what happened to that? That was such a good part of the podcast. We've got to get that back. How do I do that, man? Yeah, I'm looking into it. I really go to and add so much great artistry and beautiful notes to the podcast. We did do one today. It was just weak. Michael's been doing more than you. Sorry. Next one is from Deflo. This isn't a question. It was more of just a comment and theory. He feels like Matt's going to choose the girl from Bachelor of Brand that has the best fridge. You like fridges? Yeah, Matt likes to cool off inside. Remember I bought it? Yeah, I bought a fridge last episode. That was he's going back to. I saw you use my fridge the other day. He's got a fridge now, though. So he doesn't need a girl with a fridge. He just needs a girl. Anything will do. Kristen. Kristi. Kristi. Kristen. Next question is from Hilly Kush. Are we sure Matt hasn't conceived any children with any of his haves? No. He must have spread some seeds somewhere. His seed is all over town. If you get one of those semen lights, shining around Brisbane. He's infertile. I have to admit. Oh, which he was, hey. Oh, he spreads infertile. Are you really? Maybe. Oh, it's not. He's mints is thicker than anything I've ever seen. I wonder though sometimes after all the haves, I wonder if I fucked up. No, Matt is the safest fucker I know. Yeah, I am pretty safe. He tarps up every fucking time, bro. Steve, you've got a kid. Yeah. Thanks, Matt. You've got a kid. You should keep all your loads in one condom. I do. And just can start a bottle of jeez. Would you? Oh, no. Dude, we'll give you money if you start a bottle of jeez. How much? What do you reckon is fair for a 600 mil bottle? I reckon it'd be good for a video. 500 bucks. 500 bucks. 500 bucks if you're into a 600 mil. Per bottle. 600 mil bottle. Yeah, all right. So you've got to start saving them. Oh, this is fucked. Dude. $500 for a 600 mil bottle of jeez. Yep, done. You guys are fucked. And we'll see. I make as many as I want. Yep. Has he became next week with seven liters? Dude, I'm going to be saving. Just going to be jacking it, non-stop. Okay. We've given him financial incentive to watch even more porn. What could we do with the bottle? It'll come to us when the moment's right, just like the golly bottle revealed itself in the perfect scenario. And it ended in the perfect way too. That's only on the website though. Michael, for those new viewers, Michael used to have a bottle where he would spit his gollies in and it was a one liter bottle of just pure golly. Start season three and then you'll be able to see it all. And he poured the whole thing on his fucking head. It's like a, it's for a game. A very important game. So you're going to pour a whole bottle of my jeez in your head. No, I don't know. Well, there's multiple things we could do. You could make people slip over. Over time, do you think it will go all fucked? No, remember we had jeez on our thing for ages. Yeah, we still got jeez. Yeah, we've got jeez lying around here somewhere. Our fans send in. It'll dry up in the bottle. It'll dry up in the bottle. No, I don't reckon. We'll put a bit of water to start. No, I reckon it'll stay normal. It won't do that. Okay. But I guess we'll find out, won't we? Will you do it? Yeah, right. You promise? I promise. I'm so excited for that. Oh, it's going to be so shit having to come into it every time. I have to figure that out. A funnel. Funnel. Thank you. Get a funnel. Anyway, next question. Just don't let anyone catch you. Hey, Matt, what are you? Why didn't you come in me? I'm hovering. I ain't touching. I'm allowed to hover everywhere I want to. Next question is from Dylan. Oh, do so. That's how you gain that trust. Oh, Dylan do so, depending where he's from. I think it's do so. It might be so. We have to hurry. Sorry. You've got a girlfriend to get to. When you guys took that break two years ago from parting too much, what did you do during the break? We... This is more when Michael had his break and that led to your break. We just got new hobbies and filled our time with other things. It's shit to begin with. It's not, it's fucking, takes a while for the rewards to pay off. But if you can fucking hold out for a couple of months, you see the other side. Mm. And the other side is full of lush greenery. The grass is greener. Yeah, on the sober side. Next question is from... You can have fun, of course, every now and then. We aren't saying go to bed. No, you can have late night still, just every now and then. Yeah. We're all about moderation here at Marty and Michael. Apart from weed. You can smoke as much weed as you like. How about as much as you can. Next question. What is your favorite word? Probably ringworm. No, ringworm is the best word that's ever happened. Yeah, ringworm is pretty good. It's got special meaning, too. Palestine? Yeah, it's a nice word off the tongue. It's fun to say. Say Palestine. Snot. It's also fun to say. Say it. Snot. And the other one? Palestine. Racist. U.S. sanctions is a funny word. U.S. sanctions is some of the best word I've ever sniffed. Yeah. The next question is from Jacob Dickinson. My man. Would you prefer this or that? Isn't there a verse to this in your fucking Bible? It means same. So you go 50-50 so I get both. It means same so don't know, don't know. It's cool. We nearly drove him to fury then. How's his podcast going so far now? Yeah, it's great. Oh, we've been a bit silly. You are. Actually, that's perfect timing you say that because Dylan Schumacher, I know how to say that last name. Honestly, Matt Brown is the single mother with YouTube boys. I really am. Oh, wow. So you fucked my dad. My dad came in your ass and I crawled out of your throat. You fucking pig. All right. Next question is from Malcolm Sacks. People have watched listening on Spotify will just be like driving their cars in a brick wall. Because they don't know what's going on. Just listening to us laugh. Next question is from Malcolm Sacks. Hey boys, what was your weekend routine like in your early 20s? Coaching from Saturday morning to like Saturday afternoon and then get home with a fistful of cash from work from the week and fucking get on it. Get fucking on it till late Sunday night and then let the depression swell in my heart as I pass out at 1 a.m. and then get up at 5 a.m. to start the week all over. Back to coaching. It was like the week was recovery while the weekend was like awake. Right, Matt? Yeah. Yeah, it's fucking. But man, you can take it when you're young, go and fuck me. That was fun times. Next question is from Cole. Spend every every time, no matter how much money I brought out with me, I would spend. Oh, yeah. I'd see you do that. Yeah. Because you brought cash. Sometimes I accidentally just forgot to take my weekly wage out of my all my coaching money out of my wallet and I would just spend it all. Yeah. If it's there, you spend it 110 percent. And that should be on a bumper sticker. It probably is there. You'll spend it. Next question is from Conker Ross. I'm in pain. I just realized how shit that is. Next episode, by the way, is episode 10 and he's, oh, we've talked about that. Can you get a new one? Get a new one. There's two of him. Oh, no, Matt. Next question is from Conker Ross. Have you guys ever thought of trying which sports protection works the best for science? Yeah. What? We saw the video out on the website. Have you done that? Is it better to be safe than sorry? Uses a bit of sporting equipment. But that is a good idea, isn't it? Which sport equipment works the best? Brown? That is good. Is that it? So we've pretty much done that with which sport ball hurts the most and which sport is the scariest. Yeah, but which sports, like protective. Which sports protection. So, you know, like a box, a helmet. A face mask. Elbow guards. We've done it with hockey. Yeah. No, we've done that. We've haven't done an accumulation. All right. Let's just admit, Michael, you don't want to do it. Yeah, we won't. We won't do it. All right. Final question. No, he's my other hat. Matt. Sorry. Um, final question. What's the oldest have Matt's ever had? Oh man. Remember that fucking, she was what, 72? Yeah. Matt had sex with a 72 year old. I did. Lollipop lady, we used to fucking, the gym we would go to every day, we had to drive past the school and there'd be these fucking oldest fuck Lollipop ladies. It's probably in your fucking diary somewhere. She was 72. And Matt would always honk at her and won the internet and wave at her like this and flash his eyes really wide. What do they call them Lollipop ladies? And then he met up with her one day after for a coffee. And yeah, you blew her back out. You fucked so hard. You were with her for three months. What do they call them Lollipop ladies? Because they got that, the stop sign. It looks like a Lollipop. Fucking hell Matt. It's the same shape as a fucking Lollipop. You've been wondering this whole time, is it because they give Lollipops to the kids? Yeah, I thought they give you Lollipops. No, they don't. Maybe that's it. Hopefully as a small brown boy, you'd walk past them think, oh, she gave me Lollipops? Yeah, she never gave me one. Because she gave you Lollipop. She gave you Lollipop. Suck this one. Anyway. That's the end of questions, questions, questions. All right, let's see what's next, is it? Pardon? German? Did we put it to the people for German? We did. We've done that yet. All right, our next segment is called And the people who are new, what is this? So this is a segment where I say a sentence that either is fluent German or is complete nonsense. And these two fucking dumb fuckwits have to try and guess if it was German or if it was gibberish. Whoever gets the most wrong, I get to hit as hard as I can with a spoon. Where's the spoon? We'll find it. It's gone missing. Find something. There's a lot of things missing today. Yeah, the power point was different. Is it under the couch? Move. Power point was different. Is the spoon under the couch? I can't see right now. Oh, no, it's here. There we go. Problem solved. All right, sentence number one. I promise you I'll say no to everything and we'll see if you win. No, that's not German. Yeah, neck is a fucking human English word. You say flak neck. Flak neck. Flak neck in big no clue. See, you're good at it. So that's not German. You are both, you are both right. Okay, good. I'm not German. You're both on one point. Pissed umph. Pissed umph. You're trying to trick us because that's so stupid, but that is actually German. That is not German. It's German. It is German. Yeah. Do you want to take a stab? It's like, um, it's like having, you know, that puff and fresh character. I'm going to give it to you. I'm going to give it to you. It's like the tie. The tie, okay. The ghost from Ghostbusters. Mr. Puff and Fresh. Oh, um, the state puffed marshmallow, man. That's it. Watch movies. Very close. It's a piss steam. Start through the pee. Puff and Fresh. Fucking yeah, it's good that you remember that. Can't give that to him. Yeah, I had to, I couldn't, because I couldn't get it past the board of directors. Okay. Next one. Bring me a soft, bring me a soft. Yeah, it's not German. I'm sticking. Matt's sticking to his gun. Yeah. Bren, it's a name. It's a German name, maybe, but like, it's not German. It's not German. It is German. Oh my God. It means, um, bring me juice. Okay. All right. All right. So it's one Niel and Michael still two, one of Michael. Number four. Oh my God. It is not German. Matt wants to lose because he wants me to hit him. I've just realized. I just want to see if Michael can still fuck it up if I say the same thing every time. Oh yeah. It's not German. It's not German. Three, two. Last one. Why are you giggling, Matt? That language. That sound real human make. Don't laugh. That's how we talk. No way. No, it's not German. Fuck. We're going to tie here. You're up by one. You already know what his answer is going to be. Oh, really? What did you say? Oh, shit. You go first. You said it's not German. I can't. Well, I go back to deciding after you. All right. It is German then. It is German. Oh, you can just say whatever you want. So maybe it isn't German. Is German. Oh my God. Lucky. I said it is. And it means one more time. I reckon it's like, you know that Mr. Squiggle character? Yes. That cartoon, it's Mr. Squiggle. I think it's a foot rest. I can see the connection there. No, Matt, way off. Fuck. It means lick broken knees. I was definitely close. I was a bit off, but it's still close. You can see the connection. You can see the connection. I can see the connection. Oh, fuck. One of the machines just popped up and down and made sounds and started counting in French. How come you bitched out with your accents before, Matt? I got nervous. What made you think of that right now? I said the word French and it made me think of accents. Now, Michael's going to sit down and he's going to give you a South African accent. Listen to this, Matt. Right off the mead of the bed. That is not South African. That is South African. Right off the mead of the bed. That's the cricket commentator. He was like a mongrel mix of stuff, wasn't he? That's horrible. I thought he was South African accent. We just lost like 4,000 followers from that. Yeah, fuck. I forget what South African sounds like. I can hear in my head. Yeah, I can hear it too. All right, we'll go then. It's like, how's it going? It's the same as he's doing. Almost, sort of. Matt's coming out of his shell. He's stuck his head out of his shell. That was cute. That was very spot on. Christy will really enjoy it. Christy. It's Christy. Is that what I'm listening to? What do I say? Christy. Christy Brown. Look, next is the PO box segment, right? Where we open shit that you guys have sent us. I'm going to have to stop you right there. We don't have anything. Oh yeah, we've got something. But every single person who watches this show on YouTube, the streamers might not feel it that bad, but every single YouTube person will be irate if you don't go through with the punishment from German algebra. Oh my God. We got lost with it. We forgot about ourselves. And that's for you guys. I remembered. They forgot. We would have forgot that. Prepare yourself, Brown. For this will hurt. Still have a mark. Chicana zoom in on my face slowly as this goes down. No. Oh, in the tooth. I don't like it. Let's get it over and done with Brown. That is decent. It burns. It's sort of nice though. If you embrace it. I tried to, but it didn't work. Not good. All right. As I was saying, the P.O. box where you guys, we open shit live on the podcast every week. Shit that you guys send us to our P.O. box. There it is. P.O. box 256 taken. 4018 Queensland Australia. Send us whatever you want. We literally get sent body parts. We don't get sent much shit anymore. Yeah. Like it's really gone. Maybe we haven't been promoting it enough. Look, guys, we love the P.O. box, man. We don't ever want to lose that segment, man. It is fun. We must do it like every now and then when we have like a good backlog of fucking presents. Yeah. Well, I guess it calls for you guys to send us more. Yes. It's your words. Send us your force. Gens. I don't trust that, dude. Be fucking careful. Yeah. We always have to be careful with our flailer. Let me just open it over, Mike. Or just, yeah. Oh, God. Oh, watch out. Oh, he had me. What do you mean? Watch out. What's that black thing? Oh, my God. What's that black thing? That is so much pubic. Oh, shut up. Someone's just sent us. Oh, my God. Oh, Jesus. I was saying that we need to get sent more shit. What? I've thrown the pubes on Michael. Oh, my God. That's fucked. I've thrown the pubes on Michael. Oh, go have a shower. Oh, there's pubes. That's been on dick. That's been on dick. Oh, we don't know where they've been. Watch out. Michael cleans things. He doesn't know how to. I'm breathing them in. I saw the fucking pubes floating over to me from the beer. Oh, my God. Stop putting pubes on me, man. We need to keep some decor on this. It's fucking. They're everywhere. They're getting pubes everywhere. Oh, look at that big bit over there. Yeah, I didn't mean to. Look at the bit on the pillow. Nope. Oh, my God. The pubes are on the laptop. The computer. The pubes are on the laptop now. This is getting out of hand. Okay, Dad. Read the note. That got fucked. No, man. I'm not opening it. Oh, they're in the air. I can see them sticking to my sweat. Dear Marty and Michael and Mr. Browntown, I enjoy you as shit. Keep it up. Unlike Mr. Brown, I would like to keep this short. And as least rapy as possible, he's one sick man who needs help. Fuck, I have to unwrap it more. I'm one sick man. And you just sent us your pubes. Anyhow, I would love to come on a lads' trip with you. Both. I'm 31, not 12. 12? Your pubes are 12. He can't remind me of a younger me and I miss my child self fucking adulting. We're older than him, but we remind us. We remind him. Oh, there is so much pubes. Like different colors too. Oh, he wants us to smoke them. He's STD free. Oh, that's nice. That means there's definitely an STD in there. It's kind of him to let us know. I feel like there's pubes on my fucking head. Man, I really knocked a lot of pubic hair onto Michael and that was great work. There's a fly buzzing around him now. Oh, he said that he'll send us better shit, but we asked for pubes. He must have asked for it. Yeah, I bet you did. You definitely probably did. Damn it. We need a vacuum. Let's ask for cool shit right now, then we'll get it later. What do you want, Matt? I want skin. Love skin of any kind, of any animal. Yeah, I reckon if you've got blisters, save the skin you peel off your blister. Or a sunburn, a bad sunburn. Matt loves skin. He likes to sew with it. Or a little Lego man. Yeah. Yeah, it's so easy to send everyone's got a Lego man. I know, because I want one. Yeah, okay. That's your choice. End the skin. Skin wrapped, well, a Lego man wrapped in skin. Or Lego versions of us. That's fucked. No, you just want a Lego brand deal. What do you want if you could have anything right now? Yeah, I do. I don't look, I'm a simple man. I don't need much. I just want something new, maybe underwear or something. Mine are getting holding. Yeah, underwear would be nice. Yeah. I reckon like a Bunsen burner. Cocoa pops. I love Cocoa. Or a beaker, like a science beaker. If somebody wants to send me some basketball cards. I love that shit. Soap. Yeah, soap. I don't get soap. Soap, shit. All right. Well, there you have it. That's what we want. Skin. But what should they send there? Just whatever they want. You send us whatever you want. We'll open it live. You want to promote your business? You want us to inhale anthrax? Whatever you want. Send Michael a dead cockroach. Michael loves dead animals. Remember? Oh, I hate wine. Yep. Anyway, fuck me. I'm fading out. This has been a been a crazy day. Yeah. It's been like I've worked so hard today. Lift the line. Lift the line. All right, guys, let's finish off with a fucking prank call. Bathurst. There's your fucking bike, Fegel. Yeah, good day, Blakey. Look, my name is Darren. And I'm just calling around. See if there's any job openings on that lock around any car related stuff. Because I've got to get back out there, you know? Yeah, I was just calling. I was going to do it online on that. But I was just calling. Like, is there something that will help me get the job lock more than other kinds? Or like, if I let you guys know more car knowledge and that, does that help? Like, does it help, right? That online or done mechanic work and that first? It is definitely beneficial. I'm not going to put that in your application, obviously. Because we do go through the list. At the moment, we're just firing. There are plenty of stores around the zone. Yeah, right. All right, no worries. We'll look here. If I am applying longer, my name's Darren. Maybe write that down. Because if he's got a lock, yeah. If he's putting a good word for me in that lock, I'll work hard. You know what I mean? Look, I'm fucking there. When I go to job lock, I'm 110%. I'll come in on time every day. Look, I know my shit lock. I know what I'm doing. Sometimes I'm not locked the best with people in that. No, he's putting complaints in shit. But when it comes to fucking cars and shit lock, no, I know his cars lock. Oh, dude, you can't. I'm fucking telling you. You can't lock. I'm fucking my alarm clocks. Fucking that. V8 lock, exhaust and shit count. So like, I'm fucking... Like, I live and breathe it. Can't, you know what I'm saying? And fucking bathers me. Look, don't even get me shouting on bathers. Like, I'll talk for like, honestly, maybe two, three hours about bathers. Poof. Yeah, no, I'll put this up, buddy. Like I said, just put it in your application. Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. How many people you got working out at the moment? Sorry, I won't hold you up. Dude, how many people you got working out at the moment? Mate, just so I can get a bit of a gauge on which super cheap is probably the best for me to apply to on the lawn. Yeah, you're right. This week at the store, we have 10 people at the moment. Yeah, right, right, right, right, right. Okay, and how many of them's been mechanics before on that or was used to just come in and don't know that much about cars? Brands behind. Right, right, right, right. No worries. All right, mate. Well, I might feel like that application out, right? And what stores this one, mate? What was your name again, mate? This, I'm, my name's Blake. Waitos. This is a cheap auto champ sign. No worries. Well, I'll say you used, was my reference maybe. Waitos, if you don't mind, I might put you down some one of my references and use, if anyone asks or boss asks or something, you just say, yeah, yeah, nah, Darren, he's good in that. He's had other mechanic jobs and he loves bathers and shit. If he could just tell the manager that if he says more application, that'd be C. Yeah, no worries at all, mate. Have a good afternoon. No worries. Waitos, I'll have to hear from you, saying, buddy, he's having a good bloody Easter to come round next week on a bloody, it's actually first shift together, mate. Come Tuesday morning. Two, two, two, two, three, two. What the fuck did that happen, dude? I don't know, man. You just got a job. Yeah, Waitos is gonna give me a reference. I liked his little giggle at the end of the year, I don't know how to keep that going and I nearly fucking fuck myself I'm a fucking eight-year-old count. I reckon you've got a job. All right, should we call Greg and tell him Can I keep him both in cuz it was sure but it was fun All right, so now we're calling out Greg is our old boss like he coached us when we were like in high school together So he's known us for a very long time. We've pranked him a few times. So he might know this He might know that it's bullshit. We're trying to tell him that something he is a friend I'm trying to tell him that somebody he knows you're gonna help me with this Michael You're you're good at lying to him as well Hey, Greg, how are you smart Marty? He did. Sorry my number's still on private. Is that? Yeah, sorry Wait, um, did you fucking see on Facebook? He's dead You haven't seen He's not dead. Yes. He is dude. Check on fucking Facebook He's not dead. They just posted from his personal and there's like already 200 likes on it or something He's off dude. Have a look on Facebook right now. He got hit by a cow He got hit by a cow. Yeah a cow in a cow truck. God read a book, Greg You're an idiot Okay, oh, did you think he was dead? I should have said something different, but I didn't want to convince you too much because I started to feel Yeah, that would have been so good Yeah, they committed to car then not cow. Yeah, this is a prank call on the podcast, Greg You're kidding me We got a bit lazy. Yeah, we've already done one, but we thought we'd call you until that I think I could have had you then I wish you said car it would have been so perfect. Are you coming on the podcast? Like Are you coming on the do you want to come on the podcast one day not like next week or just whenever you're free We got sent pubes to someone sent us pubes and I knocked him out of Michael's hand and they sprayed all over the floor Oh, no, what save pubes. Yeah, like a huge amount of pubes That's really nice of them. Yeah, our fans like yeah, they send us parts of themselves the dedicated Anyway One of my coaches one of our junior coaches oscar from school. Yeah, he goes he got the names all mixed up obviously, but he's like Marty's um, because he was up at these waterfalls. I think Michael must have been up there with Um with amber Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's up at some like like Waterfall or like or some like lagoon or something like, you know, like in that city creek. Yeah, that sounds like Yeah, yeah Yeah, anyway, he's like, yeah, mate I um I swear to him up here like swimming in this, um, whatever. I don't know. I was like, oh, yeah um, but uh Yes, anyway I'll give you a buzz next week, bother The well mr. Greg. Yeah, they stick around for like two weeks. Matt's wound is quite red and purple for those listening on spotify All right, let's go have an easter It's time for more clang. I didn't want to tell you guys, but I've heard chocolate eggs all around Do you have not I have I did it before you guys go here So if you go now and have a look you'll find some what Easter eggs. Yeah, are they little Easter eggs? No, they're like Is it kinder? Is it Cadbury's have a look around? No, you're lying. I refuse. Oh, I'll give you a hint. It's in the corner over there All right, let's just say goodbye first or you want to do this on the podcast No, I'm done. We're finished. All right guys Michael just wanted to say that Michael do you want to finish this up? So you can go home to your give me half of that Cara milk twirls are better than normal original twirls We're the best We're the best come on matt within sorry about our energy levels. Don't worry. We'll be back and we'll be so good Next Tuesday give us four days. We'll be so good. It's fucked up come. We're the best We're the best. Can you say it today? I'll say we're the best when you guys commit more energy to this We're the best weed everyone smoke weed