 Bullet trains a new action film starring Brad Pitt and contrary to the parents who brought their seven-year-old child into this film It's not geared towards kids although to be fair there are a lot of Thomas the Tank engine references We have a rogues gallery of unsavory individuals boarding this high-speed vehicle And their goal is to essentially kill each other and while this premise is simple on paper Holy crap the final product is not there are a lot of plot threads going on and most of it doesn't really add up Until the final moments of the picture there are like five or six flashbacks some going back a year some going back decades What we have here is a very fun very adult no nudity or or penetration of any sort short for penetration But there's a lot of swordplay knife throwing Stabbing just different types of death across the board man I hope that seven-year-old likes Thomas the Tank engine. She's gonna feel pretty out of place watching this movie