 Game of Thrones season two, episode two, The Nightlands. Let's go, Eddard. Let's go. Let's go. So there's so much going on. It's hard to talk about. Like, you almost have to like stop and take notes and get it organized. I just got organized with my notes. Yeah, we took a little time out. Everybody took about 15 just to get them organized. What schedule did you see? Did you see one on there? I wasn't looking. Dang, I didn't see one. What's the spider? Probably whoever is Varys. Pipe. That's new. That's where Theon's from. So look, southwest of Winterfell, maybe? I wonder how long it's going to take them to get there because they don't have to go convince his dad to join. Good luck. I didn't really catch on early in the episode that like how the timeline was working. Yeah, it was over this course of like months. I don't know if I ever mentioned that, like, I know that. That means Arya has been missing for quite some time. I'm surprised they still are hanging on to the fact she's alive. Starting to get to the point where I have anxiety going into these. Yeah, for sure. I don't know who's about to get slotted up by Joffrey. Let's go. That's a chill spot in the woods, though. Yeah, it is. Boy. What do you want? A man does not drink for a day and a night. A boy could make a friend. I have friends. Give us beer for our skin. OK. Beer. They still have no courtesy. A man must ask forgiveness. You're called Ary. This man has the honor to be Jerkin Raka, once of the Free City of Lorath. You little shit. Yeah, that's beer. Out the dirt on him. How are you going to find beer? Oh, look at that person. And I'll shut that shit out of your bungalow. Boy has more courage than sense. Yoren said none of us were to go near those three. Harry! They didn't scare me. I mean, you're stupid. Scare me. She didn't even have to walk up there. She just don't walk up there next time. Right. I would throw some dirt on them. Oh, no, oh, no. They think they're looking for her. You're in command, man. You're a long way from home. I asked you a question. You asked without manners. And I chose not to answer. I am a royal warrant. One of these gutter rats you're transporting. Uh-oh. Well, the thing is, these gutter rats belong to the Night's Watch. That puts them beyond the reach of kings and queens. That's what I was thinking last episode. Quick. People worry so much about their throats that they forget about what's down low. I sharpened this blade before breakfast. I could shave a spider's arse if I wanted to. Oh. Nick this artery in your leg. Oh, ouch. No one around here knows how to untick it. Well said, bro. We'll just keep that. Dang, took his gat from him. Good steel is always needed on the wall. Oh, and I think you have a choice. You can die here at this crossroads a long way from home. Or you can go back to your city and tell your masters you didn't find what you were looking for. Yeah, we need more of that energy. But he seems like he knows something. He's sticking up hard for, oh, because are you? That's why. Carries a bull's head helmet. Oh, they're not even looking for her. They're looking for him. We'll earn the king's reward. We'll be back with more men. And I'll be taking your head home along with that bastard boy. Bro, you should have killed him. It had some horse stewing. Bury them boys up. I like that, though. You go, Yoren. Does that see me on in there? I thought there was some ghosts in the house, y'all. Not really. People are so literal, though, really that I thought that. That ain't good. We were just speaking of your bravery in the victory against the Stark auxiliary forces. It was quite a battle. Sure was real. I heard you suffered a terrible head wound. He knows everything. And I tell him the story of how we meet. I find so lovely a creature. It almost beckons belief. Change things do happen. You should taste her fish pie. I don't think Lot Raries likes fish pie. I can always tell. Men, my Lord Varys, and I can't let our disadvantages get the best of us. Don't make a fisherman of him, yeah? I am glad your new friend was able to accompany you to the capital. Blackmail. I'm fortunate that your father didn't want her to come. He knows everything. He's mocking me. He knows everything. Keeping secrets for my good friends. Your discretion is a legendary. AKA, do me a favor. How unspeakable of me to go on and on. I will leave you. Welcome to King's Landing, my dear. The city is made right by your presence. We have a council meeting, my Lord. I don't like threats. I'm not Ned Stark. I understand the way this game has played. Ned Stark was a man of honor. And I am not threatened me again. And I'll have you thrown into the sea. Oh, OK, Tyrion. You might be disappointed in the results. OK. The storms come and go. The big fish eat the little fish. And I keep on paddling. Come, my Lord. Oh. We shouldn't keep the queen waiting. He's basically saying people come and go, but I'm going to be right here. Yeah, absolutely. Your little family's out. I'm all about business, boys. Oh. He has more spirit than his father. I'll give him that. You've affected the art of tearing up papers. Give him his father's bones back, at least as a gesture of good faith. Get the Starks, our reply, cousin. I will, your grace. Did you see my brother? I did. They have not broken his spirit, your grace. If you speak with him, tell him he's not been forgotten. I will, your grace. Safe travels, cousin. That poor guy. Yeah, even if I'm the cousin, I don't want nothing to do with that family. I would be like, I don't want to go back, please. Even flew in this morning from Castle Black. Trouble with the wildlings. That's why they're called wildlings. Somewhat less wild these days. Seems they've stopped killing each other and started following this king beyond the wall. How many is that now? Five. Five, that's count. Lord Commander asks that we send more men to man the wall. Perhaps he's forgotten we're fighting a war. We have no men to spare. Right. Cold winds are rising and the dead rise with them. Northerners are superstitious people. Where's that hand? We really need them to bring that there. How do you kill a dead man? Apparently you burn him. One trip to the wall and you come back believing in grumpkins and snacks. Jokes on you, Cersei. They're real. Night's watch is the only thing that separates us from what lies beyond the wall. I have every confidence. Brave men of the Night's Watch will protect us all. And she feels like if any threats are able to get south, they'll be so worn out that she's really not worried about it. She doesn't really care about the region or the seven kingdoms just hurt her, right? It seems a bit greedy for one man to have so many wives. Sam, keep your eyes down. Wouldn't you want three, but you're enough for it? We were having a serious discussion. No, you weren't. Nothing like the sight of a woman walking away. I prefer watching them come to rod me. I'm sure that's nice too. We were wrestling together from the time we were six years old. And then we got older. The wrestling changed. I wish I grew up on a farm. He just doesn't really eat, does he? That's two words life. No, ghost. No, shoot, shoot. I can't say I'm about the top of this girl because of that dog. Look, he just protected her. Would he frighten you? You shouldn't touch me. I just wanted to make sure you weren't hurt. You're very brave. He said no, ghost. That's all he did, shoot. But he stuck up to the wall. This is gilly. She's one of Craster's daughters. OK. Hello, gilly, what are you doing? Sam said you could help. I'm sorry, Sam knows we're not supposed to pregnant. Oh, God, with his kids? I guess there's going to be a boy. That's why she's concerned. You have to take him with us when we leave. Because where did they go? We don't know. We don't know. It sounds a bit mad. The locomotive, we are sworn to protect. Sam, we can't take him. Please, sir, please. It's just not possible. I'm going to have a baby if it's a boy. It's a boy, what? Don't want to miss now? Tell us. I mean, he goes without saying. Why do you do that? Ask her a question. You were cruel, cruel. Sam, are you in such a hurry to lose a hand? I didn't touch her. No, you just want a stealer. I can't steal her. She's a person, not a goat. What will we do with her? Who's going to deliver her baby? You, I could try. What? I've read about it. It's a bit. I'm sorry, son. We can't help her. That sucks, man. Why is he trying to steal her for real? Like, what are they going to do? What's the logistics on that? I guess she thinks that she can just march with them and then just go back to the wall. How wild would the knights want to be if it allowed that? You can't even disobey your post. Right. Oh, they'd be hydrated. Yeah, he looks about dead, don't he? They're really emphasizing how dirty that neck is. You see it? Oh, someone deliver something. Who's running out there? The riders aren't there. I know. Just the horse. So what the heck? Water? Blood. Blood. So that horse was in a scrap, huh? That horse was crazy. Oh, they sent that back as like a, oh, no. Dang, the way they was going is dangerous. They're too weak to fight. Oh. And they cut his hair off. So it was a dothraki? His hair wasn't that long, though. He has blood on my blood. Who did this? Kalpono, perhaps. They don't like the idea of a woman leading a calisthenic. He will like it far less when I am done with him. Dang, first she needs some water. That horse looks so cool, though. No, no, no, no. The wrath of Osichi. What are you going to do, my friend? I've been trying to cut the horse. Oh, yeah. That's important to burn the body. I mean, just burn his head. Luisa's head will. They need to change her face over there, because they're going to like give up. It's so weird how they have so much empathy for each other. Like he dies as she's wailing, right? But they were just pillaging and like murdering and just like, you know what I'm saying? So it's just so weird to think like. Sandards, I guess. Right. And just because you're not part of our herd, you're just an animal dust. Like that's just a really weird mentality. It's hard to understand it. Yeah, I guess that's where he's so excited to be home, because they had to trade him off because of the war, right? His home was like, it sucks, though. It looks like one bridge to death. That's his welcome home gift? This is a big death for them. I mean, I'm much to get excited about since I left. It's a hard place here in Ireland. Cold and it's wet. I barely touched her. Now you're charged twice as much as every other brothel. And this is what I get, crying. One moment, my friend. I was the epist, so you got to take care of it. Please accept my sincerest apologies. What in the world? Oh, is it the one who just had her baby? Yeah, like took her baby, huh? Is Rose? Did he hurt you? She works for you. Good baby. Oh, it wasn't her baby, obviously. She's just crying over it. Yeah. Sometimes those with the most power have the least grace. Oh, you remind me of another girl. A lovely thing I once acquired, beautiful. Like yourself. She cried often. I asked her why, but we didn't have the kind of rapport that you and I have. Yes, it was quite sad, extremely expensive. And this one wasn't making me any money. Uh-oh. Dang, he seems so sensitive at first, didn't he? I made bad investments. He's basically like, shut up and get the work. Yeah, I'm like, throw you out in that sea. A very wealthy patron. He offered me a tremendous amount of money to let him transform this. I would not say he succeeded in making her happy, but my losses were definitely mitigated. Take tonight off tomorrow and make it a child. I'll see you tomorrow. And you'll be happy. I'm surprised he gave her enough credit to think that she would even understand what he was saying. I know. Believe us, Podrick. I believe we know how to pour our own wine. It's your new squire that found you a proper lad. Myself. I prefer the improper ones. That's a good red, don't you? You know your wine's my lord. Find dinner, my lord. Call me Tyrion, please. I'm sure you're getting used to find dinners now that you're a lord. Maybe I'll hire this cook of yours. Wars have been started for less. I had there was some trouble in little fingers brothel the other night. Nasty business had to be done. Yes, of course. I hadn't realized peace depended on killing babies. Oh, is he turning the pot? Mm-hmm. Especially the queen's orders. I never said they were the queen's orders. Who else would want to murder King Robert's bastards? You've heard the awful rumors about my brother and sister. I don't listen to filth. I suppose people who do believe that filth consider Robert's bastards to be better claimants to the throne than Cersei's children. Joffrey is my king. The rest doesn't interest me. I appreciate your loyalty. When your men slaughtered Ned Stark's men in the throne room, did you give the order? I did, and I would again. The man was a traitor. He just looks like a snake, doesn't he? I know. He had no idea you were already bought. Are you drunk? Not have my honor questioned by an imp? I'm not questioning your honor. I'm denying its existence. I think I'll stand here and take this from you, dwarf. Yes, you will stand here and take it from me, unless you'd like to take it from my friend here. I intend to serve as Hand of the King until my father returns from the wall. And seeing as you betrayed the last Hand of the King, well, I just wouldn't feel safe. My friends are caught, will not allow this. There's a ship leaving for east watch by the sea tonight. I hope you enjoy the world. I found it surprisingly beautiful in a brutal, horribly uncomfortable sort of way. Then he's sitting under the wall. I just straight up. The men are under my command. Don't look like it. I command you to arrest this cutthroat. LeBron James. He's the new commander of the city watch. I have friends at court, powerful friends. That's wild, man. So Tyrion just made his first power move. Yeah. Then he just took someone at the night's watch. He said, you don't need help. Here you go. I mean, in his mind, you murdered a baby, so you got to go to the night's watch, right? Behind Joffrey's back. I wonder how he's going to feel about that. Who cares? Well, his question is ego. If I told you to murder an infant girl, say, still let her mother's breast. Would you do it without question? If you paid him, you would. Without question? No. I don't ask how much. Oh, my God. Wow. Money talks, boy. Well, he's made that pretty clear. Yeah, he did. He has. That's why he's still hanging out with Tyrion. Absolutely. Because remember, I was like, how did that man get there? Like, he just fought for him one time in other buds? That's why you ask those hypotheticals. Don't let people tell you you're crazy for it. Ask them. They come back and say we yield. Endure's the one they want. I'm not afraid of no battles. You got within a mile of a battle, you'd fill your pants. You'd fill your pants. I saw a man, killed another man, just outside a tavern, stabbed him right in the neck. Two men fighting is in a battle. They had armor on. What was a Dyer's apprentice now about battles anyway? Gendry's an armorer's apprentice. Top high. How Gendryo makes a fight into a battle? When they've got armor on. I didn't tell you that. A knight? How do you know he was a knight? Because he said so. Because he's got armor on. You don't have to be a knight to have armor. How do you know? Because I sold armor. What is the goal, Clips? What was you? No idea. You're a liar. Yeah, you shouldn't insult people that are bigger than you. And I won't get to insult anyone. He really doesn't know, though, right? I don't think so. Because he's just a bad guy who doesn't hear asking questions. No good's ever come. Who asked questions before? Don't want to be so small, be such a huge pain in my arse. Who asked questions? Hands of the king. Lord Aaron came first a few weeks before he died, and then Lord Stark came a few weeks before he died. Asking me questions is bad luck. Probably be dead soon. What did they ask about? My mum worked in a tavern, died when I was little. And who was your father? Could be one of those gold-husted bastards for all I know. What about you anyway? Thought they were after you. Right, why? Why? Did you kill someone? Or is it just because you're a girl? You think I'm as stupid as the rest of them? Night's watch doesn't take girls. Everyone knows that. You're still a girl? I am not! Oh, he knew immediately. I don't need to take a piss. And she said it's little. No one can know. They won't, not from me. Right, you have a secret, too. You just don't know it. My name's not Ari. It's Arya of House Stark. Yaron is taking me home to Winterfell. Who's your father? The Han, the traitor. He was never a traitor. Joffrey is a liar. You're a high-born, then. You're a lady. No, I mean, yes. My mother was a lady. Oh, he's freaking out. But all that about c***, I should never have said that. And I've been pissing in front of you and everything. So he feels like he's disrespecting her. But we maladed. That was malady commands. That was all ladylike. Yeah, he's playing too much. Does he think she's joking? Mm-mm. I mean, I don't think so. He looks like a little girl. Isn't he expecting this, like, warm welcome and all, and he's nothing? What's he carrying? Wine from the Arbor. And the air to Pike and the Iron Islands. The only living son of Bailong Greyjoy. He doesn't care. Me? Don't like wine. Woman's drink. I need to get to Pike. Oh, is he about to have to pay him? Wow, I'd throw him in the water. Dang. And you have a claim to the Iron Islands or whatever? Right, next to the line. They said, Pishposh with that. I'm heading that way. I can take you there. How does she hear that? She walked up. You've been at Silo, where there are just no women where you came from. Unlike you. Don't know what I'm like. You don't know what you're like. You need someone to teach you. You think I offer free rides to every man in jewelry? Oh, he's like, yes, I feel the respect. My things sent up to the castle. Maybe he's paying people. I know, especially if you're like next in line, bro. They better be like, yes, sir. Give me the reins. I'm a better rider than you. I was about to say, why in the world is freaking why is she driving? In nine years, I still know your way around a ship. Have these hands ever touched a rope? Don't you worry about my hands. He's about to have a salt wife. I'm a father for my father. And we're making King again. And me after him. You make it to stay in a castle tonight, if you're lucky. Then offer for my future King. In order if you tell your grandchildren about this night. I don't imagine it'll be a story fit for children. I mean, that place just doesn't look as grand as some of the other places. It looks so gloomy. It does. Look at that octopus. In nine years, is it? He took a frightened boy. What have they given back? A man, you're bloating your ass. We shall see. Stark had you longer than I did. Lord Stark is gone. And how do you feel about that? It's done is done. You're sad, bro. We know. Proposal from Rob Stark. Who gave you those clothes? Ned Stark's pleasure to make you his daughter. Dane, talking junk about his clothes. I will change them. I think they look cool. Better than that thing. Yeah. Who is he? The undertaker or something? The rags. Did you pull it from the neck of a corpse you made? So they got that from people they killed their clothes? Maybe. Gold. Oh. Why are they tribbling? Because he's disappointing him. I'll have my son dressed as a hawk. My fears have come true. While Tarks have made you theirs. Well, he lived there. The Stark boy sends you to me like a trained raven. That's what I was thinking, bringing him proposals. Do you heed your counsel? I've lived with him. Bought it his side. He thinks of me as a brother. No. Not here. Not in my hearing. He will not name him brother. This son of a man who put your true brothers to the soul. Oh, yeah. That is true. Forgotten your own blood. That is tough. I remember my brothers. But you sent him away, right? Right. I remember when my father was a king. You're going to stand up to him. Stand up to him. He's like halfway standing up to him. That's a long letter. I see. I destroy Rob Stark's enemies for him. And he will make me king of the Iron Islands once again. I will lead the attack myself. Oh, you will. I'm your son. You're only living air. Who else? Told you to wait outside. How did you get past the guards? My dear. Oh, is that his wife? He likes young women, too. So good to see you, brother. Oh, that's your brother, too? And he touched on her like that? And he touched on her like that? Bro, maybe he didn't mean to. You're a woman. You're the one in Scots. This is Winterfell, boy. Your sister took over command of your elder's brother's ship after your new father killed him. Oh. His dead men never died. He's dead men never died. She's commanded men. She's killed men. She knows who she is. She's great joy. A man gives me a crown. I pay the iron price. I will take my crown. Dang, so he's putting his hat in the race, too. They're some dang pirates. You won't stand a chance against the Lannisters on your own. Who said anything about the Lannisters? He's fighting with the Lannisters. Oh, my gosh. Maybe or maybe they're not fighting. Maybe they're fighting their own fight. Why would I bet on the men with the worst chance? Stannisters proved himself in war twice. Baby brother has never set foot on a battlefield. Neither is the false king, Joffrey. The false king. I love that. This bannerman will rally to his cause. But they use their, um... There's no man in the seven kings more than Stannisbury as worthy of being a king a lot. Right. I am a pirate. I'm an excellent pirate. I don't sail for promises. You tell me leave harbor, you're leaving on a promise. A promise that somewhere on the sea somebody's got some gold and you can take it from it. That's a promise that always comes true. As is mine. You're not the young man's solidor. Incorrect me if I'm wrong. Most pirates don't grow old. Only the clever ones. You want to spend your last few years on the sea? Then go with it. They're out there waiting for you. That's easy. What I'm offering you is hard. Come with me and plunder the greater city in Westeros. You'll be the richest man in Lees. I'm the most famous. They'll be singing songs about you as long as men have voices to sing. The Stannis's group right there, right? Right. I want the queen. The queen? I want him. I'll sail with your fleet. All 30 of my ships. And if we don't drown at the bottom of Blackwater Bay... Oh, God. ...who is it about you? We're not attacking King's Landing so that you can f**k the queen. Oh, my God. Hey. You don't know how persuasive I am. I never tried to f**k you. That guy's like, what the world? The one true god is what's between a woman's legs. And better yet, a queen's legs. I don't know, man. Her brother's been off in that. Might be ruined. Don't. I mean, I'm just saying. I promise you the glory. I cannot promise you the queen. Right. That's a tough one. You believe your king can win. He is the one true king. You, Westeros, you're funny people. Men chop off your fingers and you fall in love with him. I'll sail with you Davos Seaworth. You're the most honest smuggler I ever met. Make me rich. Get me to the gates of King's Landing. And I will. Dang, he made an alliance. So what's that guy's name, Ser Davos? Yeah, Ser Davos. Seaworth, they say. They got so short. I'm a looking out of sale. So this is God, Wilson. He's my God too and yours. But you were too blind to see. Let me teach you how to read. The holy books are much more persuasive than I can be. I wish I had a God. Truly, none of it works. But you always came home. I wasn't praying, but I was. Is that a son? Are you getting a son vibe? Every night that you were at sea, I let a candle and I prayed for you. Dude, I don't know. You want me to have a God? King Stannis is my God. We get more like a preacher vibe. He gave you a future I could never have imagined. He'll be a knight someday. You think a fire god commanded all that? It was Stannis. Only Stannis. Stannis has just been good to him. Stannis is my king, but he's only a man. I'll tell him that. He said, don't tell him that as if he's like. I have every right. I am the king's hand. Your serving is the king's hand till father gets here. Listen to me, Queen Regent. You're losing the people. Do you hear me? You think I care? You might find it difficult to rule over millions who want you dead. Half the city was starved when winter comes, the other half will plot to overthrow you. And your gold-plated thugs just gave them the rallying cry. The queen slaughters babies. Right, you're an idiot, Hersey. I know. Don't even have the decency to deny it. Oh, so she did it, not Joffrey. Oh, she didn't. No, she's acting kind of surprised, doesn't it seem? I'm getting the vibe that she's trying to cover it up for like, for Joffrey. Maybe. She wouldn't want him to know that. And you who gave it all to her. Oh my gosh. Joffrey didn't even tell you. Grown out of control. He did what needed to be done. You want to be hand of the king? This is what ruling is. Lying on a bed of weeds, ripping them out by the root one by one before they strangle you in your sleep. I think there's more to ruling than that. I don't care what you think. You've never taken it seriously. You haven't, Jamie hasn't. It's all fallen on me. I'm sorry you feel that way. As has Jamie repeatedly, according to Stannis Baratheon. You're funny. You've always been funny, but none of your jokes will ever match the first one, will they? You remember back when you ripped my mother open on your way out of her and she bled to death. Rude. The lowest blow, right? She's my mother too. I know. Mother gone for the sake of you. There's no bigger joke in the world than that. Oh, Lee's hurt. There's a rude thing. But she's used up her lowest blow. What more can you say after that? Right. There you go, you're winning every other argumentarian. Yeah, why is your feelings her? You knew she was going to say that? I was just fair with you, pirate. Salvador Sam will join our fleet. Thirty ships. His men know how to fight. My experience pirates prefer fighting unarmed men. Do you see the ways of choice? There won't be a choice. Do you trust him? I've known him 30 years. Never trusted him. We as a pirate. The smell of gold, he never stops. Well, if he does his job, he'll have his share. Leave us. He's like new council meeting. Won't you, Grace? You can tell Davos doesn't really like that girl. Right. Well, you can tell that from the jump. I don't really like that girl. The thought of life shines through you, young warrior. She's giving me cult member vibes, like cult leader. Because she's really hyping up this Lord of Light, making it seem like she's got some type of like, I don't know, authority to speak on behalf of it. Yeah. What did you say to him? Death by fire is the purest death. Why? Because it is true. You're troubled, my king. Is he trying to brainwash people to go get burned up? These armies are toys for the Lord of Light. Tell your Lord to burn them then. I tell him nothing. I pray for his commands and I obey. My little brother has 100,000 men according to the scouts. Men whose allegiance rightly belongs to me. You must have faith in a real war, aside with the greater number wins nine times out of 10. And we must be the 10. I cannot defeat my brother in the field and I can't take King's Landing without the many stolen. I have seen the path to victory on the flames. See, you keep talking about the burning of people. I've said the words, Damia. Damia. I burnt the idols. You must give all of us. I have a wife. I took a vow. She disgusts you. Where do you find her? She's giving you nothing. No sons. Only death. What do you think he's about to do? You think he's going to do that? Especially if he's trying to take the throne, he like wants a son, don't he? Oh, I offer 100% guarantee. Oh, he don't care about the little war moves. I didn't know what that was. I was like, what is that big carry rock? That was just Jon Snow. Where are you taking that child? Is Jon about to go kill this dude? They're about to have a fight and Jon's probably about to have to kill him. He's going to be in all kinds of trouble. Scraping and jangling. I know. What do you even do with that? Wood scraping and twigs snapping. What are they doing? He just dropped them off. So he just gave that baby to someone. What's up with babies in this episode? A creature snarling. Whoa, somebody just took the baby. Dude, he had blue eyes. Oh, that dude's giving it to white walkers. Oh my god. Then he just knocked my boy outside his noggin. Man, what's that dude's name? I don't know that. Let's just call him the daughter tapper. Man, oh, I happened that. So I mean, let's start where we just left off. For some reason, this freak of a dude is giving babies to white walkers. Yeah, because they had blue eyes. That's all we know. Is he sacrificing them to live out there? So I guess the thing is, the blue-eyed monsters are eating them, turning them into blue-eyed monsters, sacrificing them. What if that's how they're building their armies? Is that dude? I mean, that dude would have to be out there just straight clapping. Yeah, that boy right there. He'd drink a lot of water. Y'all know what I'm saying. Anyways, that was crazy, that part. That was the development and the white walker stuff. Then we also learned that. Stay hydrated, boys. We also learned that Stannis cheated on his wife with that lady. Everyone in the show cheats on their wife, though, so it's all good. Yeah, but he cheated on his wife with that lady to have a son. Well, I'm saying didn't it seem like she sort of like put a spell on him in that moment? I don't know. She's a witch. I don't know. I just think him hearing the fact of having a son made him happy because it's all they care about on this is just like sending off their line of succession. Yeah, they just care about their lineage, and that's it. Right. Yeah, basically. Basically, every kid is just a bridge. I mean, we've already thrown out the idea of morality in this show, right? Haven't we? There's just an immoral world. Is there a such thing as morality in this world? Even the best characters seem to suck, so it's a very morally great world. They're sneaking in their own way because, yeah, Ned even cheated on Catlin. Yeah. And had done snow, so. I forgot about that, bro. Deon goes to his dad and is basically like, I'm the heir. And then he's like, not really, bro. You've got a whole sister that is like killed men and you're over here buying like skirts. But, you know, he gets treated so much better hanging out with two bees. Yeah, with the Starks. Right. But it shows in this show that no matter what, you're loyal to your family. Right, yeah. So I get a sense that Deon's probably going to turn on the Starks. What do you think? That he's going to turn on the Starks. I think he's going to turn on the Starks because you can tell when that little, when his sister stepped up, he was like, oh, no. So I guess the question is, which army is Deon going to continue to fight in? I don't know, man. I really think that the show is trying to show you that no matter what, you're supposed to say loyal to your family. But I think they've shown us that so hard because I think Deon will be the exception. Oh, I hope so. Because he just gets treated so bad here. And then his sister basically just like. They laughed at him. And he was the one who got traded off. Like that. It wasn't even his fault. Then his sister basically just like molested him. Well, no, he basically molested her. No, dude. He didn't know that they were related, but she did. Oh, yeah, she did. That was like unconsensual. That was weird. Yeah. That was weird. I didn't think of it from her point of view. I thought he was just touching on her. I didn't even consider it. Dude, she just. She knew that already. Anyways. That was gross of her to do that. That was weird. If my sister ever did that, me, I'd have her head. This was a weird episode, bro. Yeah. And a lot of babies died in it. Yeah. Just a dark episode. Basically, war is brewing, man. And Aria told Gendry she was a girl. Right. And they're after Gendry. And he's just going to have to trust her with that. And they're still on the run. He doesn't even know why he's being sought after. So that's a whole interesting thing, because he really doesn't know. Right. So to me, the most interesting part of the episode, though, when you really get down to the ball, that was Tyrion. So Tyrion is taking his role as Hand of the King very seriously. And it seems like he's trying to do the best he can do. Like if there is some type of moral compass in this show, Tyrion, to some extent, seems to be. They're ruling, not in his personal life. Yeah, 100%. It's just hard to say. But Tyrion seems to be trying to do his best. At least he seems like he's drawn a personal line for himself and he's not willing to cross that line. And, you know, it's when it comes down to the murder of infant children, he's just not willing to cross that line where Joffrey and Cersei on the other hand, you know. But you can see that this position is really taking a toll on Cersei. I'm not emphasizing. I'm not, you know what I'm saying? I don't feel bad for her by any means. She's just kind of losing control of Joffrey, which is like what she needs. Like she has to have control of him. He's reckless. She made the statement that ruling is laying in a bed of weeds trying not to get strangled. And Tyrion was like, well, I've never ruled, but I really don't agree with that. And she's saying she just doesn't care what he thinks. And that just goes to show, you know how, well, we've been together for a long time. You know how like when we first got together, we'd have an argument and it mattered so much. But then after a while and you have an argument, it's really easy to just get in that mindset of not really caring so much. I feel like that's where Cersei's at. She's just to the point where she really, any situation that comes up, she just doesn't care. That's dangerous. You got to fix that. You got to knit that stuff in the butt, so. Right, and maybe a lot of it, maybe it has to do with her lover, her brother's, like being held captive. Like she has that on the back of her mind. I don't know, like that would, because that's a whole thing still too. We really just don't know what's gonna happen. We don't know who's gonna attack who because it seems like Santa has an army. The Greyjoys have an army. Renly has an army. Rob has an army. The Lannisters have an army. Absolutely, and the White Walkers have an army. And the Night Swatch have an army. So if you really think about it, I mean, that's like. The Wildlings have an army. So that's like eight heads that are about to come together and just clash. And it's like who's gonna go into who and who's gonna attack first? And one, and you know, the thing is, this landscape is really starting to play out in a way that once all these armies collide, it's really gonna change the geography and the layout and the culture and just everything that builds up Westeros and makes this world what it is. Like all that could change because it seems like this is like a thousand year war. It just doesn't seem like, the show makes it seem like wars like this don't just happen all the time. Right. You know what I'm saying? They kind of like, so far when we were watching the histories and lore, it seems like as if they do happen. Well, they do happen and wars happen like, especially like a. But for 17 years straight, they didn't. Right, but it seems like even when they did happen though, was it just a full blown worldwide? No, no, no. It seemed like the dragons kind of dominated. We would really have to get into more like history and lore. That's a really. But it seemed like the dragons just dominated all those. Like if you had dragons, you won. Yeah, it seems like it. Yeah, and it seems like our dragons right now are kind of weak. And you know what was weird to me is Joffrey. There's all this going on and Joffrey's like too busy playing games like. Well, he's a little boy. Right. He's a young chick. He's a young child and you would expect that with someone. But there's like war coming on all angles. Right. Well, you heard Terry and ask him. He said, I didn't see you on the battlefield. And he's like, I've been right here. And you can tell. He has no intention. I have to rule. Someone has to rule. I'm ruling. Right. I mean, he wouldn't even get into like, a physical altercation with someone. You know, when his mom slaps him, he literally looks like he's just shocked that like, I would be too scared to slap him if I was the mom because he's so reckless. Yeah, but mentally though, I mean, she, she seems wild, bro. Yeah, she, yeah. She seems not as immature and impulsive and just childish. You know, Joffrey rolls with a very literal childish perception of what it means to be king. Joffrey takes that very, very literally. And he doesn't think about anything past like, what you would imagine a child would think a king would be. I mean, if you took a 15 year old boy and asked him what a king should be or a 12 year old boy. It would be that answer. Yeah, exactly. I would do whatever I wanted. I'd eat sandwiches all day. I'd raise one army and we would be up for this. That's what he said. Cause he said it when he said the stark sir enemies, sir, he was like, I know exactly what I would do to have one army. And then even master pie cell studies, really big in like militaries, a military and stern attitude. And there's this whole world out there. And the idea that you might have to lean on someone or work with someone to coexist in any type of way. Like that idea seems to just challenge a Lannisters ego worse than anything. Like as Lannisters are nothing. And it just seems like I'm getting the vibe that they're just going to ride with each other to the very end, no matter what. Yeah, they seem the most tight knit of all the families. There's not as many loophole. At least the Starks hold their gods above their family. You know, like ultimately like their family sits below their gods on their hierarchy, but to the Lannisters, it's it. Yeah, right. Yeah, it's your family and they'll keep bloodlines pure too as Eames. Absolutely. Yeah, it definitely seems. All right guys, that was Game of Thrones episode two season two. We're moving through this so fast. I can't believe we're already here. I'm having so much fun watching it. It's getting more complicated. I'm getting more confused. I'm doing my best to keep up. I hope you guys are having fun watching us watch this. We're doing our best to keep up with it. And yeah, all series long dude, don't be getting names wrong, saying things, remembering things incorrectly. And my beautiful Mrs. October will be correcting me and making sure I'm on track. So like, subscribe, hit us up on Patreon if you guys don't want to miss the journey and we'll see you guys in episode three. Let's go.