 All right, this is a game that I remembered from my childhood that I don't think most other people remember it's Physics simulator is the best way I can describe it So let's see I'm not sure how well this stream or this Elgato is working And I'm gonna stop doing it in a few minutes because Emily's cooking like 20 feet to the left of me I just get a middle of shit This looks a lot more colorful than I remember this game being And I'm in a little ship here and I can shoot little little pellets out and I'm kind of shooting space and Can't do much else because I'm falling back into my ship. Oh fuck. Oh Okay Guess I can go out again. I Love this music All right, so I can I can do the sort of thruster thing and I got fuel in life and That's the game I think I can land and get out of my ship too or maybe it has to explode. I'm not really sure how that works Oh fuck. Oh fuck. Okay. Okay So I don't remember shit about this game. I think I want that All right, let's try to not get shot Let's try to not get shot. Oh the physics is really physics thing. Oh my Cheedy little engine can barely manage Come on Just go go go go go. No, don't get shot. Don't get shot. Don't get shot. Don't get shot. Don't get shot Thanks swing it. I don't like this business. Oh Do I have to can I just drop it over the top? No, no, no, no Gravity back up. Okay. Not bad. Yeah, that'll help So now I won't just immediately die All right, let's refuel. So I got to fill that little Fuel thing there in my main ship before I can get out of here. I guess I'm looking for some kind of golden ship I've never really got too far in this game as a kid. Oh Yeah shields Is there any reason not to use this shield all the time and does the shield make me invincible? But okay, I guess there's nothing over here Points really just points Kind of like how good the 3d rotation is in my ship Makes me feel Like I'm playing a slightly more modern game than I can I think this game is actually kind of ahead of its time So much should really remake this Diamond I'll come back for that I think that's just points anyway, but points. I think points do something. I don't remember points do anything or not I don't know if I can interact with yet No, well, let me in there. How's it gonna go? I was in the diamond Look at that rotation though. That is high quality. Okay, not completely invincible in this thing Gotta be somewhere else to go. I'm missing something Almost in my shield. Okay. Here we go. Here we go Over here, but even further up. I'm almost out of gas Let's go back to my ship and reconnoiter a little bit. I'm pretty sure there's a way to get out of my ship, too I just don't remember and I'm gonna stop the stream very shortly because it looks like dinner is ready And I'm sure there's gonna be a whole bunch of comments in the form from US Complaining that the stream didn't work right or the audio was bad or you stretched it to fit 1080p because you're a jerk Well, listen fuckers. It's 720p All right, I'm coming in a second. I want to see there's there's another place. I can go to get some fuel here All right. I'm in this cave Which rice I'm good with rice mush Okay, so I'm pretty sure this is where I was before. Yeah, there's nothing here, you know This game could have really been helped out by having more than a couple of buttons Because hitting down to activate the shield means I keep hitting up to turn the shield off And I really don't want to just lose my ship and die I don't think the diamond is what I need. I think I need something other than the diamond And how do we get out of my ship? Can I just park it here? Do I have to destroy it first? Don't remember. Oh wait, here we go. Here we that's what I'm looking for That's what I need to get off of this terrible planet and I assume back home immediately because there's nothing else I need to do Just blow that thing up Blow that thing up because that thing's gonna yeah Now notice I have to turn my shield off. Don't swing like that fuel. That is not what I need I have to turn the shield off to actually use this little tractor beam. Oh fuck Too fast too fast. Stop going so fast. Okay Okay, we got this Okay, I might be able to get the fuel in before the rice is done Don't you get away from me? Okay I hope this stream is actually working. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah Oh, yeah To find the ship and blast off Well blast off. I shall do But how do I blast off? Oh I gotta go back into that weird thingy and find the piece of the golden ship. I guess I'm after the golden ship Which is the subtitle on the game that as a child I didn't ever actually notice or read Down here And it's gonna be no fun for anybody. All right. Let me in there. Let me in there. Oh, yeah Oh, yeah, oh, yeah Fuck is that I guess that's the golden ship piece. Let's shoot those guys Oh, that's the golden ship piece. So what the fuck is oh, I guess that's where I take the gold I guess I have some sort of magic teleporter I guess I have to get the golden ship piece onto that thingy I don't know how gravity works in this weird room that I'm in Okay Gonna be nice and careful here Turn off the shields. Let's just fall nice and slow Yeah, if I stream this game for real, you're gonna see a whole lot of this I think I'm an old man. I basically hit the Breaks instead of the gas Okay You have found a piece of the golden warship I guess I found the butt. Can I go through the teleporter? Nope, let's go back this way then I sure hope my momentum does not carry over to that other screen. What? Right mini games Okay, just gonna bounce off every goddamn wall. Let's go. Let's go I don't know what part of the the world of solar jetman this part is supposed to be simulating Yeah, I didn't get nearly enough one more one more one more. No, no Actually that time goes slower than I thought I guess I'm a member of the federation of space loonies You know, I don't need that diamond. Let's go And I guess I can buy some stuff Oh, those titanium bullets are really good Uh, maybe I should have gotten that diamond Yeah, I can't afford the maps Efficient engines All right, I guess I should have looked at this in the other one because I have no idea what gravity 24 means in relation to anything I sure remember that password Okay, this planet looks like it's gonna kill me I wonder if there are OCE remixes of this Oh, I can equip my pod With engines Well, that's way more gravity than I'm used to That's all the gravity Oh, oh, there's some fuel I like the fact that I flew over that huge ridge because it means whenever I get on the other side I have to get it back over the huge ridge Oh, and there's all these guys shooting at me. This is gonna be no good That if I recall correctly is a superpowered engine that uses like twice as much fuel Convenient that I found it on this gravity planet. Oh, fuck this thing's heavy Oh, come on. Oh, come on. Oh, what do you really? Oh, fuck am I supposed to do? Oh, don't don't swing me back down you piece of shit. No aliens stay away from my engine No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no Okay, I feel like maybe there's a better way to go about this, but I'm not sure how Yeah All right, let's see if I can get this in before Emily makes me go eat the rice Come on I want this engine so bad. So bad! A little higher. I feel like the music has been dynamic to express my sheer hard work here. Select and B. So let's see, B. Oh yeah, look at that. The little flame gets bigger. Let's go up into the corner and take a look. I think it uses way more fuel. Yeah, look at that. Look at that. BAM! Also this planet, huge. What is that? Can I just pick that up? Do I have to carry that all the way back with me? Oh, let's carry it back. Nope. I'm almost out of gas. It's really hard to not just use that super engine all the time. Actually, no, it's really easy to not use it because I have to hold select the whole time. I wonder what happens if I run out of gas. I think my ship just explodes. Oh yeah, if I turn it off, look, I immediately start falling. Whatever this is, it's heavy. Better be full of diamonds. I guess I got some determinant and I didn't hit a button. That just went away on its own. We'll never know what those other two words were. All right, I'm going to show you one thing and then I'm going to stop the strain because dinner's ready. So if my ship gets blown up, I'm just a little dude. I'll just be a little dude. Wow, my ship is actually surprisingly, I think the damage I take is in proportion to my speed and other things. Just go all the way up and with this extra weight of this fuel just ram into something. There we go. Now I'm just a dude. Dude, as I go, see how I lost one of my ship lives, but I also have dude lives. I can kind of walk around like a little dude and I'm way more maneuverable. Oh look, I even have the extra flame. Select, not select. I can also shoot a lot more. I can go back and get another ship. But no shields. What's that? What? That looks like a Metroid bad guy. Oh, it's some kind of black hole. Just hanging out on this planet. Oh, I guess I came back. Oh, and I got sucked into that. Whoa, that's a bad thing over there. Oh, there's another one. Oh fuck. Oh, no, I'm just a guy. I wonder if I can kill this thing just as a guy. That's not going to work. No, don't spawn me right there. Okay, I'm glad I turned my shield on in time. Die, die. Don't bump into him. Die. Now see, if I get some stuff down here, I only have to take it back to that little X teleporter. I have to take it all the way up to the surface. I hear another one of those. Wait, just how big is this planet? And what aliens left all this technology down here defending these rocks? I probably should have gotten better weapons before I came down here. Oh, oops. Oh fuck. How did that not kill me? I just hang out right there. Just shoot it. Oh, don't, no, no, no. I can move that thing kinda. I should probably clear all this shit out before I go. Oh, another shit. Oh, there's all these ships down here. That is going to some sort of loop. Yeah, I think I just wanted a big loop. I think that's enough streaming anyway. So I will watch this on YouTube and see if it has issues or not.