 Mario Kart is one of my favorite games to play with friends because it is the perfect amount of toxic But I've always wondered if you could add in just a bit more toxicity So in today's video We are going to find out the answer to that question by playing with one friend and hopping into some online ranked games for Mario Kart I voted for toad harbora for obvious reason Oh brother editor put put some tier list footage of deon up on screen Look at that S tier would be boom. This is an s tier map to me toad harbors s tier we just cannot debate that wait So are you in here? I just let it back in so yeah, and I am I'm watching my own baby. No, I'm watching my own bowser jr. Botson. All right. Well watch this first place victory I don't know Then you pulled up in a grass like it's okay. This is some freshly cut shit right here Not how you start is how you finish. I gotta get my my gotta get my wits about me when it comes to You got that shortcut, bro. Yeah, we are in your right. Just got hit by a racist Oh my god Yo for some reason I definitely saw the same threatened to go around that He told it on that bro, bro is waiting. He he's waiting for there it is No, that's crazy that that now that had to be racist Hey, it's a warm-up round for you, bro It's the warm-up. I gotta just better be a warm-up cuz I'm gonna carry this video with some wins God damn bro, whatever I'm doing. Just assume you'd be two places behind You know how it goes. You're just not used to playing against people with this type of spiritual pressure I was gonna say we are in the ranked area now. Oh my god, the three mushroom skip over the cow meadows Oh god, he's drifting. You might even finish top three three bananas for defense coming around dodges a bomb Well, you know what from what it was up six or 12 Look at your butt. That's where you would be canonically. I can't even see my Bob, bro What position my buck coming? Oh, ah sky garden, bro I love me some sky garden I don't know why where these goofy ass glasses is because I got a need for speed and it keeps the dust out my eyes, bro What is this? What is this place called music? Oh music park? Perfect place for music and it's a perfect place for me to get my first place. Actually, I think I'm gonna start this video I'll be the first for me. Yeah, I'm gonna stall the boxes That's embarrassing the link that hit you with that boomerang is behind me now I'm really hoping he's a piece. Yeah, I got a menacing aura about it man He does but somehow he's always with the last dead last Bro, I'm cruising for a bruising to help me bro. I'll be cuddling for you struggling right watch out for the bouncing whatever the musical notes are We try to get like the accurate form. I don't know what they're actually No, it's me. I have no idea. I just Why are you holding a red shell behind you in 11th? Might I ask might I ask why you were aiming so low? The bar is so over this guy. I hate to say it, but I just peeked the map and so far of my my joke about you being Where your bot would be is Somebody was holding a red shell behind him in like 12 plays bro aim higher Hold on this might come back story and there's a worldwide lobby to you So let me set the record straight, but these are the best of the best And it's a and it's based off of my ring dotto isn't used to fighting these wedding now Hold on cuz I'm gonna I'm about to commit a crime. I'm robbing somebody. I stole somebody's mushroom Wow, I got I got help their souls. I hope they can recover I'm ass. Okay. All right. Oh my god. I'm god like oh Dearest to me help me not me mercy on my soul. Maybe I what you doing in third row my Sharon Don't bite me does your dog bite get that thing off of me, man. Somebody was really nipping at my heels Oh my wait you have a star. How do you have a star and forth shells for your ass, too Oh my god, what was that? I can't believe I got crushed That was embarrassing but I was like I was it was a weird hitbox man. Like they got a nerve that thing Only one lab coat a hitboxes, bro. I was one behind you because you got a star. Sorry. I don't speak pig line Oh Damn it. You made me vote for sweet sweet Canyon. Why I was trying to scroll over to the left and a Laugh that hit actually I think where did I put sweet sweet Canyon on the editor pull up D on steer list Where do you put sweet sweet sweet sweet Canyon? It's a good map. I don't love it, but it's a good map Like I it's not my fate like we go here. It's like I sure ah I hate all of these maps I'm going to random and it's gonna pick one of my favorites. It's gonna pick an S tier map Brother this guy's hoping for toad harbor. He just won't say it. Yeah, or or sunshine airports a nice little solid You know just good map comment section down below. What's your favorite map and why is it not toad harbour? Yeah, comment question below. What's your favorite map? Just and then try to passionately argue it Don't just say your favorite map. I want to paragraph at least I'm gonna I already know I'm gonna see you are severely outclassed Hey, that just makes my wings all the sweet Bro, you over here trying to jet turbine it as a car, bro. I picked it up. I thought this was a submarine or something Wait, is it a jet? I don't even know what I'm driving I don't even know it looks like a plane that just got decommissioned Stroke them as wings got the green shell. I'm going with mushroom pass somebody's holding a green shell behind him And that's ignorant. We're not away. I fell behind. I'm gonna just throw this at waluigi snifle I waluigi was reeling from that by the way. Just passed him Sniped collateral that's going on a montage. That's just all I want everybody to know all three I had three green shells, and I'm not gonna miss one not gonna miss one not gonna miss one Oh, oh one was for protection that doesn't count and watch this it's gonna bounce off the wall Watch how it bounces off the wall. God that's how it hits somebody at some point Hopefully the world will never know I'm gonna come around this corner. Just get hit by a fucking green shell Just feel depressed. Oh now I got three green shells. I like to throw things back We just I cannot three so I can hit the foes who are going to hit me ball bang All right star shortcuts. Oh my god exclusive pass for MVP's only I almost got my comeuppance, bro All right, let me get rid of this guy's green shell. Oh the aim was immaculate. Of course It's a late. Does link just have permanent access to that boomerang at like always. Yeah, bro It's his iconic boomerang. He does use it in Smash Bros What why am I literally It like it had me like permanently stuck to the to the wall I knew I was gonna get a star Oh my god. I'm in first place. What a comeback victory. No ain't no way. Ain't no goddamn way Perfect recovery. So I'll take third I guess. I mean it sucks. It is what it oh Go ignorant ignorant ignorance. What's happening? My god No, that might have been the wildest last four seconds I've ever seen What didn't I get hit by Like three people with my boomerang on one swing and like I got past of all oh royal raceway That is an S tier map. Oh brother go back and show D. I'm talking about Royal Waste way bro You go wait wait Like Royal Waste way maybe I'm popular but I'm putting this S tier that's a perfect map I love Royal Waste way one of my favorite maps. Hey, you got somebody on your level now player player. I play Can you beat player? I came in third now last time I could beat everybody in this lollipop first Hey, bro, whoever gets first first is actually in first. I believe that look at these toads on that RV They were just on a road trip and they stopped by to catch the local race. Oh, that's not an RV That is a new Full-time careers and you just made fun of a awesome camper to roast that playing physical baseball You just bump it in me Why are you near me move? This is my double Physical baseball moves didn't work. Hey, no, no, this is where you respect me. I'm like pretty sure Koopa just slurred at me Bro, you know what like He like insulted me If you go back and listen, bro, he came up on me and said some shit I'm glad you know what a Koopa sounds like. Yeah, I know I can't do that noise, but It's like if somebody It's like if a turkey barely learned how to speak English and try to say the word Koopa Wow, my god, how do you have the fucking nitrous oxide, bro? All the time hold this man broke it down in chemical components Yeah, bro, I had a mushroom and a red shell, but I had a red shell about to hit me So I like show coming through. Let's go. I threw my red shell as fast as I could but then I know I don't even remember what happened But I ended up Thank God we got the video there. Hey, yeah, yeah wallow. We just Fuck off. I'm getting cooked. What what wallow? We do was right in front of me, brother Oh, I'm drafting him. Oh my god. Oh, and he just wait. Wait, wait, wait. That's a perfect place to get hit If I was ever gonna get hit wallow. We just throwing bodies I could be a bitch of all this, but I ain't no bitch. I want to be a bitch. I want to be a bitch Oh classic iconic link in his boomerang god damn it Every time I was about to have any momentum. I just got fucked Bro, my race was just against wallow. We gee and then link passed me with his iconic boomerang at the end Does he always hold on to those bro? I guess so I can idiot What is tokyo blur, I don't know but I ain't going there High rule circuit and don't a planes were pretty low on the tier list. I'll try I'll try to kill blur bro I've been getting cooked this video I'm gonna be the first one to get first though. No high rule circuit. I mean huge Zelda fan. I Would rather not I don't know what it is about this map. I it just never grew on me. It's not trash It's not trash, but something about the course layout I just does not resonate with me Now that fucking link players always gonna have a boomerang This may gonna have two boomerangs on at all time Look at Elias from Austria with a little smile on his face. Hello. I hope we're gonna have a splendid race today That's how that motherfucker sounds as he fucking hits you with the seventh boomerang All right, as much as I hate the map. I am still a professional Zelda player So I still have my Zelda credit on the line with this. Oh, it's he go a little crazy though He does oh my god. That was dangerous. Sometimes I like to throw green shells at myself just to feel something Link just fucking I am getting cook. Yo, just call me link cuz I got a boomerang. Let's go Elias your time has come. Oh My fucking god. They're like this is I what is happening this man? Damn sideline me. Oh brother link just went invisible this guy has all the legend of Zelda power-ups I bet this guy in place spirit tracks phantom track phantom hour ago. Yeah, don't force me off the grass No, don't do it just come Right behind you with the same fucking dork. Yes item that may be in a wall. All right, Donald This is our comeback story. Okay Come on. Oh My fucking I write like you can't you just can't make this up Not yet. I got us. I do one of us getting to come back bro. This part of the map is Man that tier list but he's going crazy. Well, I got three rupees. I'm feeling myself Of course when I have a star the guy right in front of me also has a star so it makes no difference The worst item in the game The exact same spot as I did last time this has been have a star in third place. What am I going up against? Oh I'm I'm I think getting stars in third place is actually pretty fair Well, is that you Dion? Did you get four? We ended up in third and fourth. Well, I'll go and save you It's not like you were going through A quick little montage of me getting my ass beat in that race would be Good fucking God, I was gonna say this the last one but not on this racetrack, bro This one's like, well, I hate this map. We're just we're just going your two list I don't remember. I think it's I think it was like DT editor, but you know what to do pull it up I want to say it wasn't I wasn't too fond of this map. I don't think I am Wario Stadium I have some days where I hate it, but like usually it's a good map It's definitely not high so I don't know what I was thinking if I put it anything. Oh my god You slammed me to the fucking wall I wish you would step up from my leg my friend. Why that actually me on rainbow road Damn, I haven't got one double box. I think this is my first item of the race Oh, just one mushroom in a dream is my comeback story. This is the start of something new Whoa Did my controller disconnect eyes and not plugged in Are you just wait that's not even you raising that's just like kinetic energy. No, no, I I just mashed buttons I'm trying to plug my controller in as I play. I was in second Damn the out who got a star, but oh why are we chill at the worst possible time? Oh This was an animation. Oh, hey, Dion. Look at us. I love it. The damn it why we all got stars back here Man, what the star rate turned up to 11? Of course, of course, of fucking of course, of course Oh, I missed the items. Oh brother. I'm not getting any items. Why do I do a communication error cool You know what? It was necessary. I wasn't even like my controller wasn't working. I'm still in this race I need this please Why did it disconnect and is that the Luigi for Mario brothers? Everyone knows if you pick rainbow road You just get like an intimidation stat like people like I made it work. You made that one guy leave the lobby. Yeah, I know I don't like most of the me's in this lobby Different orders about them. Oh, of course it landed on my map I was just picking this for shits and giggles, but I guess I better win rainbow road and they're off This is the final one that we didn't discuss this We'll do one more after this because rainbow roads never actually is this a finale No, I'm already falling off The only reason I ever fall off is because I run into people and like that stupid booze when everybody's on like this Whatever ledge and gravity mechanic. You're gonna make fun of me for nitrous oxide the anti gravity mechanic It's clearly what it's called anti gravity mechanic. You haven't studied up I remember the shorty. I remember the shortcut Stay aggressive. Thanks for not throwing that backwards, bro. I'm not that kind of guy, bro I always aim up. All right. I'll never fall off again ever fall off again trickshot banana trickshot banana I might have forced that guy to his death. I actually don't know maybe that's a shortcut Am I got blindsided bro Brother, why is your Mia Luigi, but you're playing Donkey Kong you sweat Oh Damn, that's a harsh critique. All right. Give me a red shell. Let me cook this man I did get a red shell no more defense. Give me another red shell. No Come on, baby. Come on. I need this. I need no site. Oh, I didn't get a snap I'm glad this was all right. Well, I got sick and I got second on rainbow road this guy I didn't end like I wanted bro if you got it if you got a me That's literally Luigi like you you got it. You're probably just really good You're saying this guy's sitting back and some cargo shorts a legend is L. The t-shirt and he's just got this Yes, he has oh Mario Yeah, that's gotta be the finale finale bro. That is finale my theory. What was that say? I don't know. I think he's slurring at me in japanese whatever that guy's name was. All right. It's time three To all the race of the century Ah Car burned out. I'm not a I'm not a break my shake on that one. I know it is gonna go for a dangerous shortcut here This is something now. Oh my goodness. What a race Oh, I hit somebody's banana that they weren't finished eating or something out of the way link somebody Whenever anybody has fires of Not a very nobody Nobody's that items strategically. I need to fucking come back miracle right now Oh brother, I knew it was a risky maneuver, but never did I imagine never did I imagine this This is it possible way you have a bomb. Oh my god. What the maneuvers whoa doubt that was racing Oh, and this brother it is boomerang Why? Why did you get hit? Yes, of course I did man. My guy didn't celebrate You got hit like I didn't turn around and like aim at you. Oh another boomerang. That's gotta be who's that, bro Oh Please finish strong finish strong no way at this door. It beats me. Yeah, it's rocky. Ah So lucky score mark score mark. Oh, we can pull up the scoreboard. Yeah editor