 I should've known, this is the Cowboys Wheel of Mutt season. And I traveled all the way to San Francisco to watch my Detroit Lions play the San Francisco 49ers. And what did we do? We choked. We choked in the NFC Championship. We blew a 17-0 lead. And of course, the season that I'm the Dallas Cowboys, I choked in the playoffs. It was written in the stars. Now my Lions may have choked a sad, horrifying game, along with the Baltimore Ravens, and now America is forced to watch the most mid-super Bowl in years. I am being a hater. I'm sure the Niners Chiefs game is gonna be great, but come on. We all wanted the Ravens. We all wanted the Lions. We don't want to see a Niners Chiefs rematch. I think the allegations that the NFL is scripted are now officially fake, because why would the NFL want this Super Bowl? I feel like unanimously nobody wants this. I understand the Kansas City Chiefs, you know, if the script is real, you know, you got Taylor Swift in there. I get that. But San Fran? Where does San Fran fit in the script? Now we can avenge the Detroit Lions, and we can break the Cowboys' curse if we go to the playoffs and win a Super Bowl, this will a much season. But we have a pretty large hill to climb for a few reasons. Reason number one being, we're two and two. Two and two is a really scary record. One more loss, we're just done. We have to start a new season. Three straight wins, and we make the playoffs. Now here's the good thing. We have a really solid team for being two and two. We've got a great backfield. We've got great wide receivers and great tight ends. Well, Gronk is great, Ferguson's mid, but you get it. Offensive line is kind of pitiful, but at least we got Russ Grimm in there. And then defense is honestly very solid. Three great linebackers. Nick Bosa and Jalen Carter on the D line. We've got prime time at corner. We've got limited Jalen Ramsey, Jesse Bates, Derwin James. Obviously there's some holes on this team, but it's not out of reach. And not to mention, last game we played a great team, but I didn't play very well, and it was still a really close game. So I think if I play well, we'll be able to make this work. All right, boys, let's hop in. This is our first spin. It's a winner. Go home for the next three straight games. We got to come in real clutch. Campus Hero 94s. So not too many players to pick from, but I know some of these guys would be huge on this lineup. So there's 94 Ricky Williams. He's not replacing free archer. That's a no. 94 Derek Thomas. My linebackers are excellent. That's a no. There's 94 Marcus Peters. Oh, he's a very good option. There's 94 John Runyon, also an excellent option. And we can only take the 94, so Ridley and Petrie are off the table. You know, normally I'm going to lean towards Marcus Peters here, and we still need a corner. But I have neglected this offensive line for too long. I really have. It's always hard to take offensive linemen when there's so many options, but I'm going to take John Runyon here. 430,000 coins for the 94 overall right tackle. And I'll move my current right tackle, Alaric Jackson, over to right guard. 94 John Runyon to 93 strength. He's got 90 plus in every significant stat. He's 67, 330. He's gigantic. Not to mention Drew Brees, a right-handed quarterback. He rolls out to the right. So 94 John Runyon goes right here, and then Alaric Jackson. I think he might actually be a right guard. What is his actual? Oh, his actual position is left tackle. My bad. Regardless, he's a better right guard than my silver. So offensive line already looks better here. Our very first wheel spin of Winner Go Home is a 94 right tackle. Needed it. I got it. Offensive line has no silvers left. Our next wheel spin, I won't have as much of a say in. It's the positions wheel 93 to 94. All right, boys, we can get any 93 to 94 overall player in the game, but they must be, oh, left guard or free safe. Oh, what do we do here? This is weird. This is weird because we have Jesse Bates, but it's not that bad. Let's go see what our options are. Let's start with the 94 overall free safeties. There's a Darnell Savage. There's a Malik Hooker. And that's actually it. Those are the only 94 overall safeties. How big is Darnell Savage? Darnell Savage is 5'11 with insanely good stats. Malik Hooker is 6'1 and he's even faster. Okay, Malik Hooker obviously clears Darnell Savage and also he's a Dallas Cowboy. Take a look at the 93s just in case, but I think we're going to go Malik Hooker here. There's Jack Tatum. Antoine Winfield is actually insane. I'm not going to lie, dude. This Antoine Winfield is such a beast, but I think I'm still going to go Malik Hooker. We're taking 94 Malik Hooker here. How the question is, does he play actual free safety or do we just put him at corner? He got 93 man coverage, 95 zone, 95 speed. He actually would be an insanely good corner. I think we put him at corner right now. Free pick artist. Damn, his card is nasty. All right, here's what I'm going to do. I'm going to give Malik Hooker deep in zone KO and then I'm going to give him universal coverage. And I'm going to put Derwin James at corner. Okay, so Derwin James swapped out for Malik Hooker and DeMonte KZ comes out for Derwin James. Honestly, you know what's funny? DeMonte KZ is faster than Derwin, but Derwin has better man and zone coverage. I still think we rock Derwin here. We can put DeMonte KZ as my backup safety. That's not a bad idea. I ended up giving Malik Hooker deep in zone KO and pick artists. I honestly think my team needs a deep out zone KO. But I don't have a great player to put it on right now. So we're just going to rock it how we are, but those zone KO's are super important. Got to make sure I use those in the future. All right, boys, two massive upgrades. 94 John Runyon, 94 Malik Hooker. Can we go with one more 94? Maybe even better. It beggars can be, shit. I don't want to call this bad quite yet. This could be really good. All right, so one gold player and then we get the best version possible of that gold player if they can score a touchdown. I actually have a really good option here. Hey, to be honest, I really don't need any offensive players. Technically, I could use a wide receiver, but here's what I've come up with. So Devin Hester, he has a gold card. He has a 78 overall deep threat wide receiver card. This is a super early old legend dog shit stats on it. And if I could score a touchdown with him, I can pack a punch Devin Hester. Well, Devin Hester actually has two really good cards in this game. He's got a 93 overall corner, which is exactly what we need. It's got 94 speed, 91 man 93. This is a crazy good card. He'd also obviously be a really good return man, but he also has a really good aka wide receiver. Devin Hester anytime. I feel like I definitely just need the corner. Who knows at the end of this episode, if I decide I want a wide receiver, maybe I'll pick up 94 Hester. Regardless, I won't get anything unless I can score a touchdown with him. So I'm not going to put him in the starting lineup because he's too much of a liability, but let's put him in for Guderius Tony here. And if I can score a touchdown with him, I'll get to pack a punch him after the video. That would add 93 Devin Hester, right where Derwin James is. And then Derwin James would officially be our backup strong safety. I'd feel a whole lot better about this defense if we can do that. And of course we've got to take a spin on the challenge wheel now losing, but completing the challenge wheel will not help us. And I'll talk about that in a second. Forepassing touchdowns, definitely doable. My only fear is really wanting to run the ball but not being able to because we need the forepassing touchdowns, but we're absolutely going to go for it. Now keep in mind, normally if I complete the challenge, we win, I lose, I can salvage a player. But if I lose, the season's over. So we exclusively need to win. And if we complete our challenge, that's an extra pack to add some players to this team. We've still got a silver backup middle linebacker. We've got a safety at corner. We have no detackle to or left end. And we're still missing an offensive line. So a pack would be massive. Our top three is disgusting. It's got Malik Kukar on it. He's got Jay Love, Ray Lewis, Romeo Dobbs. And we're playing in Texans stadium. Just a couple of playoffs losers going at it. Let's start on Ray Lewis. Jay Love in the Texans uni. James Cook in the backfield. He's going to check it down to him. We know he's juking. Oh, he checks down again to the halfback. This time only gets two yards. Well covered by Jesse Bates. I'm going to go on Christian Harris. It's not a run play. He can't check it down again. He can. He really can. Three straight passes to James Cook. Trying to get some PPR yards, but it's fourth and three. One more stop. I'm guessing pass this time around. I see him. I see him. I see him, but I'm under it. Shit. Got to that solely. Not a lot of pressure though. Lawrence, Taylor, and Nick Bosa. I expect you guys to get home. Quick little RPOs. Maybe just a screen. I don't even know if that was RPO. JLo is five for five. I'm on this. Beautiful coverage all over JLo. He doesn't get rid of it. JLo Carter gets home. Third and 23. I got to send a blitz here. I'm going mid blitz. I'm going mid blitz and I'm going to go on prime time. Cover the halfback. Yup. What? 85. Aridato somehow has the ball. That's so massive. All right. I can kick PATs, but I'm going to be greedy. I'm going for two right now. How did he catch this? Lawrence Taylor got home. He has no inside stuff. No inside stuff. We've got a clean shot here. He's going to be on Ray. Ooh, beautiful. I didn't even need the second level block. What do you got, JLo? I've got avalanche. I've got this bagged. Oh my God. That was so close to a safety. Good defense boys. I keep seeing Harris. I'm thinking it's Christian Harris. But Christian Harris is not number 93 and he's not 400 pounds. Halfback. Go halfback. Hey. Just go baseband coverage. Safety alert. Safety alert. I'm on Lawrence Taylor. This is a weird guy to use her. No, I'm on Ray Lewis. I can't do that. And it's the problem here though. Lawrence Taylor is not built for this coverage, but it doesn't matter because Shelby Harris has got a safety. 40 bomb alert. I repeat. 40 bomb alert. Okay. He's in 3-3, bro. If this is a safe flowers touchdown safe flowers, he's going to have so fucking many of these on the season. Oh my God. It was. It was. I couldn't get it off. That's, that's actually my fault because I shouldn't be, I should be audibling. All right. I'm going to get it again. He's going to leave it again. Okay. Here's what I did wrong. This is PA crosser. I need to block Gronk. I need to block tree archer to take the play action off. And then I just fucking huck this bitch. Tutty. Stop press covering the fastest receiver in the game. Guys, what do you think safe flowers wheel of mud average yards per receptionist? Is I have a feeling it's 800. No, that doesn't make sense. I have a feeling it's 50 yards per catch. I may ruin that average right now. Go say. Oh, shit. Oh, that's open. Ha, ha, ha. Jamar Chase. Hey. Hey. Damn it. We can't get a push. All right. Fourth and four are going to come out and drill this field goal. I understand that a 13 point lead isn't that much of a difference, but I don't know. We've just had so many possessions. We might as well take the points. One more field goal puts us at 16 to zero. What do we need? We need a one point safety still, right? Also just need a P.A.T. Dude, this guy loves James Cook. I'm going to hop on Christian Harris here. Got to look at 85. Oh, good post. Lawrence, Lawrence, Lawrence. Trey Wyflex, I'm on Ramsay. Let's bait something. Honestly, a very impressive free form. He snapped that way faster and I thought he would. I should have picked that off. Go Ray, this looks like a run to me. Oh, it's not? Underneath to the tight end. Nice find. He's approaching the red zone. He's not there yet, though. I'm on this check down. Dude, he fucking loves James Cook. Here we go. Cover two. He hasn't seen this yet. Nice whip route. Nice whip route. Oh, what a tackle. Christian Harris. Wait a minute. You think he runs this ball? No, he's going to go underneath. Let's go. Bosa and Taylor on light blues and I'll stuff the middle. Taylor Ramsay! The Orpheus today! Ramsay's going to house this. And if he sticks around this game, we're really on 40 bomb watch. He's not sticking around. Dude, what is this wheel of mud season has been wild? It's either a crazy good game or we just wax somebody. It really is always a bummer when that happens, boys, because you know that I love recording the video. I love when it's a good game, but I will say this is a huge moment for us. To go to three and two right now is so big. I'm worried we're not going to make the playoffs. So to get that win right there, massive. Oh, no. I didn't score a touchdown with Devin Hester. In my defense, he didn't give me an opportunity to score with Devin Hester. But also, I could have subbed Devin Hester in to get that first touchdown. And I didn't. I was too nervous. Like, oh shoot. Dude, also on that pick six, I could have gone out of bounds at the one. But I guess he did rage quit really fast, huh? I could have gone out of bounds at the one with Aaron Donald. Oh, I don't really know if I deserve this Devin Hester. This is a tough decision to make. Okay, here's what we're going to do for Devin Hester. Now, Devin Hester, like I said, he has two cards. He's got the 94 overall and he's got the 93 overall. Now, my preference is the Devin Hester corner, but there's also this Devin Hester anytime wide receiver. So I am going to take the upgraded Devin Hester because it's also not fair that I lose out on an entire wheel spin, but I shouldn't have the choice. So I'm going to let Echo choose for me right now. So heads, we're taking the 94. Tails, we're taking the 93. Echo, flip a coin. Let's go, Google. Dude, that's exactly why I kicked Alexa's thought ass out, bro. I had some woman come in here and decide my wheel of mud player. Not going to lie, though. A little piece of me was kind of excited to have the 94 wide receiver. Honestly, it was very good for us either way. There's no question about that, but sometimes things work in your favor and sometimes your favorite team blows a 17 point lead in eight minutes against Brock Midperty. Okay, 93 Devin Hester. Welcome to the team. Now, we definitely did not complete our challenge wheel and we really weren't on pace either since I had two defensive touchdowns, but we do get a spin on the rage quit wheel. So we get 93 Devin Hester. We'll take him and then we'll take whatever rage quit wheel will hand us today. Plus one to one position. Ooh. Oh yeah, this is going to be really good. So plus one to one position, very simple. I can choose any position on my team and increase the overall by one. So for example, my free safety is 93 Jesse Bates. If I wanted to, I could grab any 94 free safety. I'm not going to do that, though. You know who I actually want out of this lineup? I kind of want Deon Sanders out of this lineup. I like Deon Sanders, but since we just added Devin Hester, he's kind of like a poor man's Devin Hester because Devin Hester can return kicks for us. Devin Hester is faster, has better stats. Obviously prime is really good in real life. And like I could use it on Aaron Donald 85, but going from an 85 to an 86 doesn't really matter, but I feel like getting any 93 corner in the game, I could get a monster. So I think that's going to be the move here. I could get any 94 halfback, but I do like tree archer. Low key, I could get Drew Brees out of here and I could go up to a 95. Oh, I think I'm going to do that, bro. Wait a minute. Drew Brees is a 94, which means if I wanted, I could get any 95 quarterback. You know who's got a 95 quarterback? You know who's got a 95 quarterback? You know who's one of my favorite cards in this game? And would free up a little bit of AP, I think. Dude, my absolute favorite quarterback and one of the best quarterbacks in the league, Derek Carr. Look at the look on your face, bro. Look at how you look. Look at you. Look at you. That was a good one, Matt. That really was. 95 overall playoffs limited. CJ Stroud. This QB is on the next level. He does everything that Brees does, but better and for less AP, literally everything better. Way faster. More throw power. More accuracies. He ties him in mid and play action. He's got a better hairline and he probably owns your poverty franchise. In that first slot, he gets gift rep for free. You don't have to spend anything extra on it. He does have some unstoppable, like unstoppable hot route master, unstoppable gunslinger. I'm not going to mess around with that. I'm just going to go run and gun. Now I have heard that passly elite is very, very important. Not quite at the point where I want to use this yet. So I'm just going to stick to hot route master for one AP and then gunslinger for two, I think. Or no, I have this wrong. Yes, hot route master for one AP, gunslinger for two. That is three AP on CJ Stroud. So Drew Brees for all those same abilities was seven AP. So we just saved two AP and upgraded quarterbacks and he's actually boosted to a 96. So that was an excellent decision. All right, boys. Huge episode today. We add CJ Stroud, John Runyon, Devin Hester, Malik Hooker, sick episode. I hope you guys enjoyed. I'm sorry, Ridge, quick, quick, but we're three and two. Two more wins. We head to the playoffs. Love you boys. I'll see you in the next episode. Peace.