 Know what you're thinking Jenna your face is terrifying. I'm sorry. You're just gonna have to get past it for a minute Okay, so I've seen a couple of these videos in the beauty community if you couldn't tell I am seriously like down this rabbit hole And I can't get out like you guys are entertaining the fuck out of me. I want to join on the fun I want to be part of your beautiful people club. What the fuck? I've seen a couple of these videos done where girls recreate how they did their makeup in high school And I wore very limited makeup almost all the time because a you've met the Demi machine She's not exactly a glamour plus, okay So I didn't learn anything from her be YouTube didn't exist until halfway through college for me So it's not like I could just go educate myself on how to do my makeup Okay, my exposure to it was I had two books and I looked at the pictures and they were all completely Unwearable for a 15 year old etc So I was left to fend for myself and no one around me really wore any makeup and also I was an athlete So it seemed a little ridiculous to put on a full face of makeup and then go play a sport leader So I wanted to walk you through all of my makeup experiences and looks Starting from when I was a young kid all the way through till I college ish until then I started being on the internet Which you're all familiar with that dark smoky eye baby pink lip all day every day for no reason this video would be Incredibly interesting if I was like a goth or a seen kid, but I'm sorry to disappoint you. I was not I was actually like one of the most unmemorable people ever like I can't stress enough that it kills me when I see these 9 year olds with like their naked palettes crafting perfect little smoky eyes like what the fuck I just had no information at all. I'm ready to show you the cringe because the cringe is so real So here we go. I remember my first experience with makeup going something like the following I was maybe eight years old or so and I was at my dad's house And I think my stepmom had given me a little clinic lipstick that was like a bright cherry red color You know to play like dress up and stuff So one day I was in my room and I put it on and didn't realize that a giant slice of it had gotten all over my White turtleneck and then I walked around with it on and got it all over everything So I didn't exactly start off on a good foot. This was look number one It's pretty good looking if you ask me so my second experience with makeup was one time when I was in about fifth grade I thought my mom had gone to work already, but she hadn't so I put on some bright blue Eyeshadow and some pink lipstick and pink blush and I was gonna go catch the bus like that and I was not allowed to wear makeup So my mom wakes up out of her room and she goes Jenna What's on your face? I was like mom. It's not a big deal Okay, I'm in fifth grade now, and I'm trying to get the boys to pay attention to me This is the way I'm gonna do it. Why are you cock-blocking me mom? She was like I'm taking you to school So I wiped off all the makeup we get in the car We go to school and I go to the bathroom cuz I was like, you know what I'm gonna do I'm gonna smuggle in this pink lipstick and this blue eyeshadow I'm gonna put it on like it there. No, I get like halfway through my mom burst in the fifth grade bathroom door And says Jenna I said wipe it off. I was like, oh shit my mom followed me to school Oh Fuck I mean she had good reason. I looked ridiculous recreate that look for you Explain I'm doing something. Okay. It was a good plan moral the stories moms are cock-blocks Don't you forget it so middle school is where it's starting to get interesting because I got braces I was allowed to wear eyeliner and a little mascara to draw attention away from my braces, which is infallible logic I'm so proud of it So I can't recreate my braces, but what I do have is my retainer So if you can imagine this but like braces first things first I always had a middle part, but I would just like blow dry it so it came out to this texture I make up consisted of a very pink looking foundation and the same color press powder This looks pretty similar to the one I used to have which means a cover girl hasn't changed their formula for a lot of their foundations in like 20 years There's a conspiracy. I would never use any brushes or sponges I would just let my hands do the Picasso in all over my face And I would take the poof provided for me and I would just set it. Oh god It doesn't smell good I thought I was like a real lady because I would put this in my backpack and bring it to school with me You know always my compact. I'm gonna touch up my powder So then I would take sometimes black, but a lot of times a navy blue eyeliner And I'll put it in my waterline and like directly under my eye Oh hell yeah, and this is like been around since I was a kid. It was this I would use this just on my top left No curler none of that just some straight-up clear a lip gloss and that was like my entire makeup look no blush No bronzer no eyebrows no like anything other than foundation and eyeliner mascara And I was like girl I'm ready other important things for this look chokers not cute ones Like they have now shitty ones like actual little friendship bracelets or beads or I would fuck up some shells like something like that And my choices for hair were the following this or one of these had are you laughing at me? Jim is redder my face is than my neck. This is middle school. I can't even find the happy ends anymore It's like does this to your hair, but it's stretchy. I'll give you the effect My mom had no shortage of these fucking things in her room that I would go in there and seal and Relentlessly try to figure out how to use that watch her do it and I'm like this. What is that this was a choice These were also a choice and one of my personal favorites and if I couldn't find these clips I would just use bobby pins and then they would slide down, but I thought it was a good look also This was another look the little baby clips. Hold on. Oh, you see that? Oh the functionality You have so many choices you could wear your hair up You could wear it down you could move around all this freedom and here's off your face It looks adorable everyone's like I love your clips and you're like, thank you so much easy breezy sevens great Also sometimes if I just want to mix things up, you know keep things exciting I'll put on some blue mascara just on the top. I mean you can't really see that but you know what it achieves beautifulness One of my favorite hair styles is when you just pull these pieces out And then you could like clip back this part or like just leave it like that But make sure that these pieces are out. I'm pretty sure in my sixth or seventh grade in your book picture I have this going on exactly like mom. What's my clarinet mom? We're out a piece of nuggets, and I would always smile like this in pictures like every picture of me for like four years It's like this Or like this if I was like laughing couldn't control it. I'd be like Cuz I never wanted to show my braces ride a bus like this my celebrity crushes wear cars and daily and Justin Timberlake from in sync I also like to listen to corn and I would hang out with kids that skateboarded outside like I had practice later But like I see you guys waiting for the bus my favorite pair of pants with a black quarter white pants Anyways, this is what it looks like in middle school, and it's fire literal fire You're welcome for this tutorial. So then in high school I also graduated to the point of wearing more than one choker at a time or wearing things that were not chokers as chokers Like for example, this would be my choker, and I would go to school like that This was also the first time I ever did a side part, and I was like what the fuck You can do that to your hair. Remember I'm also the same person that thought the people that didn't have bangs Just cut them off at the roots So I mean this was news to me that you could part your hair on the side Literally never thought of it before and my hair was also in like a really short bob Oh, also, I was just reminded that this was a look remember this I fucked with that sometimes Same foundation and powder routine with nothing else on top of it because no one told me that looked ridiculous And I swear on my life This is the exact same product that I had when I was in high school I was like, you know what I want to do is like a cat eye, but I don't know how so step one is I'm just gonna Squint and everybody so all this light stuff would go here And then I would use every color like that's what I thought you're supposed to do when you get like a palette of colors You have to use every color in it And I thought this cream eyeshadow was the coolest thing I'd ever seen in my life I was like well the fuck and I would do just like a little tiny brown liner. I was too scared to try black I was nervous. It's a scary color. So this is what I looked like in high school, you know minus blonde terrace Burnett It's got my driver's license. You want to like you want to go to Wendy's or something again? No, nothing ever in my brows. It wasn't a thing. I didn't know it existed I would also like to go to my friend's house and she was like hey You want to near your stomach and I was like hell yeah So we would like near our stomachs and for no reason her stomach was like a little bit hairy So I get it but for me I was just doing to be a good friend, you know Like I looked like this when I did it also at her house We went into her mom's room and her mom had this green foundation and I was like the fuck is that she was like try it It'll change your life, and I'm like dude. Fuck yeah, fuck me up with that I was like, I don't know dude seems like you can kind of see all the green And she's like no no now you bring makeup on top of it And then you can't see any of the red in your skin, and I was like holy shit And she's like see completely natural now no one can see the redness in your skin and your skin looks totally natural And I was like bully fuck fan. This is my new look. This is the new me welcome everyone to my new face I mean yeah, I did I looked like this for a few days at school before someone was like what the fuck is wrong with your face I thought it was and I thought no one could tell the foundation color was called mint. You don't like it You calling me a ghost? I was in the other room. Did you say don't cock lock me mom? Yeah I sure did also in high schools when I started to get really into makeup and I got a couple of makeup books And I was like this is incredible just didn't make any sense for me have a bunch of makeup on so the only time I could do it was in my room alone I was like this is my dream the first look that I ever created in my room by myself Just looking at a picture of some makeup looked like this And I thought to myself finally I can be my true self It was on this day after this makeup look that I decided I wanted to be a makeup artist So I promptly told my father who said no and I said But it marked the moment when I finally felt like my true self could be free when can I ever let her out? Like no one in my school wore makeup like this. How can I just go to school like this? I would get in trouble not allowed to wear this much makeup turns out There's the time and a place for everything and the place for this is college because in college on the weekends I would look like this, you know, and it wasn't like a practice people like who the fuck are you like dude? I just saw you yesterday at practice It's Jenna fuck. You really don't remember me date. Fuck. I'm just so unmemorable I still didn't know you could put things in your eyebrows until like 2009. Oh, no Yeah, that's a blood that you should fix that blood bath. It's not a blood that it just won't go in right now I do that too. I like face painting stuff. I like parties. I didn't got turned into a raccoon once. I'm not a raccoon This was a look. I also had a really bad habit of making all of my winged looks Completely straight out like like almost down until I realized that it gave me sad eye What happens when we put them all together? Why don't people wear these clips anymore? These are fucking dope That's that's hot. We got finals tomorrow, but I don't go here. I don't go anywhere So just you're fine. Are you calling me a garbage lady? Anyways, I hope that you like this video I know that these looks aren't like too intense because I really didn't wear a lot of makeup when I was younger But they were ridiculous and I did like them a lot for any of you that lived through the 90s I hope this just hit you right in your sentimental mess. Yeah, make sure you subscribe to my channel I put out new videos every Wednesday Slash Thursday damn all of you middle schoolers with your Kylie lip kits and your fucking Super nice looking eyebrows. It's not fair. Okay. We had to look like this you guys next week though. Bye. Bye Excuse me garbage lady. No stink eye