 Things that only real martial artists do. You ruin movie experiences. Seriously, people hate watching action movies with you because every time there's a fight scene, you scream about how they're doing it wrong and how unrealistic it is. For those of you significant others out there that find this annoying, we can't control it. It's in our nature. With some understanding, patience and training, we might be able to sometimes limit this to an eye roll and a heavy sigh, but the struggle is real. Also, when going to sleep at night, you relax your mind by either one, thinking of new training scenarios and all the bad ass moves you're going to try out tomorrow, or two, you enact action sequences in your head, usually showing how you would have done those fight scenes better.