 Hey there friends! How's it going? My name is Kevin and today we're going to be playing a bit of The Sims 2. I tried to simulate Christmas 2020 on The Sims 2 and uh... Well it didn't go well. In fact, that Christmas tree right there on the ground with it's lights half falling off and longing for death. That's kind of good symbolism of what's to come. But before we start, I just wanted to show you a little new design we have in the merch store. I think it looks really really cool. I even like it more now that I'm seeing it on like the screen. So you got Jim Pickens' turf default and me in complete denial as always. We also do mugs now. Look at that! Isn't that so cool? I absolutely love it and we've got Jim Pickens' mugs as well. We're really going all out here. The link's in the description if you want to check it out. It's callmekev.in. I know that's second genius by the way. It's an Indian domain so it's .in. Callmekev.in. I didn't think of it my friend did. It's really good though. It's cool. Everyone thinks it's great. You should give me feedback and tell me how great it is. But yeah, that's about it. I hope you enjoy the video folks. I think it's a pretty fun one. All right. My plan for this was I don't really want to make just Jim again, you know, as much as we all love Jim. My plan was to make default. Oh look at this. A Christmas outfit. I forgot there was a Christmas pack. Oh my God. We're going to dress up the house and everything. Yes. Default expression please. I want a cheap house. Oh my God. This isn't furnished. I thought I was getting a great deal on a house. All right. Let's, it's like the middle of summer in the game. All right. Let's just not pay attention to that. Oh, look at that. $105. I can afford that. I mean, I still shouldn't buy it, but I can afford it. Oh, race car bed. Sweet. It's so awesome being an adult. Oh, Christmas time. There's no reason to be afraid except for the legions of snowmen on my lawn. All right. Let's put up some lights. Wait. Oh God. It's literally one light and you can't place it over windows. Oh my God. Well, I guess we've no other solution but to sell the windows. How else can we hang up the lights? Oh, that looks safe. That looks really safe. I love it. Statues. Is there any cool, like, big statue? Yeah, I like that. Yeah, we'll get that. Imagine. We're going to put it at the front. Imagine that. Just looking in at this. Someone just appearing to be staring out at you. It's like fucking Slenderman. Oh, I love it. Sell the doors. Now, now we're thinking alike. Great minds think alike. We must all be great. I'm going to build Stonehenge in this room because there's no real fucking need for it, is there? Imagine having this in your room. It's like a 12-year-old's room. The 12-year-old just changed body with someone and decorated their house. I'd like to think that default bought this house. It was designed like this and she just went, okay. Digest. The name is just like, oh God. Oh no. His face. He's just going to be like, can you please tone down the music? Oh my God. Snowhenge came to life by itself. My whole setup is shaking. He's reading the newspaper. I can concentrate completely fine. A gamer career track. There's an opening as a noob and the pay is one, two, three a day. They missed an opportunity to make it late. I'm a noob, everyone. I'm a noob. This is just like sensory overload like this whole house. There's just way too much going on. All right. Adoption service or pet adoption service. Yeah, that's probably more accurate. Oh God. Okay. Look, I'll just take the cheapest one you got. That's fine. And I'll name it dog. Are you sure you want to adopt dog? There's just space. It's like a pause and to try to figure it out. It's like, okay, they didn't just name it dog. Wait, why is the police here? Officer, I've done nothing wrong. This is my property and I can have as much snowmen as I like. Wait, the police officer gave me the pet. Why? Careful now, officer. Jesus Christ. You almost killed the thing. Oh, look at it. It's so small. Shall we go explore a little bit? Community center. That might be nice to meet new people. Gonna wish people a merry Christmas. Everyone will love me once I destroy their high score and berate them for being shit at video games. Stop talking to me. You're distracting. I really... Oh, what the hell was that? Hold on. Slow the phone. What was that? A witch just appeared. Wait, turn around. Even default would be curious here. Underwhelmed, but curious. I want to ask the witch on a date. Think for treasure. Oh yeah, think for treasure after you're done asking her on a date. In fact, that will be the date. If she agrees to go on a date, we're gonna go dig for treasure. Okay, well, I guess I'll just dig for treasure alone then. This I'll show you. It's freezing winter at night. You're probably going to get very sick. I've pissed myself. I'm now crying. Goodbye. And just goes home. Kevin, your dog. What about him? He's fine. He's sleeping. Wait, there's a fire. How is there a fire? That looks really safe. I love it. How did you spontaneously combust? Run away, default. Run away. Save yourself. Oh, I should have bought a smoke alarm. Wait, maybe I should send an email. Hold on. Can I send an email? Send an email. I will send an email to the fire department. That didn't work. Well, I'll try once more. Send an email. Stop panicking. Stop panicking about the fire. You're pretty much standing in the fire as we speak. Let's send an email to the fire department. Save the dog. He's fine. It's me. I need to worry about it. Look at him. He's shitting himself. He's fine. Oh, great. Now the computer's on fire and I appear to be stuck. I'm stuck in the building. Can we run out of the building at all? This is the fucking worst Christmas ever, honestly. Can I get out of the fire? Please stop panicking. I'm on fire. Let's just quickly check on the dog here. Dog's on fire. This is a good time for that. A home alone clip. Oh, the dog burned to death, I think. Wait. Oh, no. Is he lying in the ash or is he dead in the ash? I'm not sure. I think that might have just been a bad memory he got. Memories. Default joined the family. Met Default. Default died. Oh, God. It's been a tough day. It's been one day and all this has happened. Oh, my God. I'm going to buy a smoke alarm. I think I'm going to buy... No, it's just a waste of money, actually. I've only got 400 bucks. What are the odds of it happening again? Honestly. God, the thing is just a fucking death trap waiting to happen. Look at it. I'm not going to turn it off, though. That's letting the tree win. All right. Go here. Wait, no. Pick up the damn dog. She picked him up and then just put him back down. Go here. No, stop putting him down. Good Lord. Okay. Pick up. I know you're tired, but you can't go to bed until you bring the dog in. And you're really delaying it. All right. What if I do nothing? No, she immediately puts it down. This is not me. Okay. Oh, the poor dog. He's just sitting out there facing his Mount Everest and he can't get inside. Just put another bowl outside. Get out of here with your reasonable solutions. We don't do that stuff out here. We're going to get some sleep and then we're going to take the dog in later. I pissed myself. That'll show you. Oh, trees on fire, everyone. Trees on fire, trees on fire. Crisis, crisis, crisis. All right, hold on, hold on, hold on. Call emergency. We're not even going to try with the email this time. Yeah, just walk through the fire. I am on fire. I'm getting a sense of deja vu. She's dead again. The fire started at the Christmas tree. I caught fire, burned to death, and the fire put itself out and the Christmas tree is fine. So now this honestly seems impossible. If the point of playing the Sims 2 was to kill off all your Sims, then you would be the world champion. You don't know the half of it. Yeah, that was stream sniping. That's what that was. Terrigating me. Clearly, the reasonable thing to do here is to build some sort of a cage with a human in it, with a phone, and then if the fire starts, they can call the fire brigade while I'm on fire. This is a good plan. All right. Quick, we're up against the clock here. My tree's gonna burst into flames any moment. We gotta do this quick. Let's try Tiffany. She seemed reasonable. Tiffany is just... Hey, Tiffany. All right, let's try her again. Come on, Tiffany, please. Don't make an excuse. The fire's begun, people. Hold on. Let me try and get to the phone. It's got open flames. Why are they just constantly going on fire? Why has this not been recalled, this Christmas tree? This is probably in my worst 10... worst 15 Christmases. It really is. Can I just extinguish it then? She literally will not stop panicking. I can't even get her to go on the phone. Okay, the fire deleted itself. We've bought ourselves more time. Save the game. We'll... Well, chief, save the game. Go to the neighbor, bring him in. Make him like default. Back to default. Make default like him. And then invite him in. And they are the phone... phone-servant. Perfect. See, she has a newborn, but she probably doesn't want it anyway. I'll try and get her to like me and to move in with me. How do I give my child away, first of all? Wait, you're a kid, too? Well, we'll try and make it work. This'll get rid of this problem. What of you? See, I'm in a tiny, tiny pool. The only thing that could make this better is some Christmas music. Merry Christmas, everyone. He's waving. He's saying happy Christmas, everyone. That's nice. Oh, it's starting to snow. Hooray! A Christmas miracle. We've finally seen snow. Ah. Sorry, dude. How many people are we gonna watch die to Christmas music? Okay, let's get in a good mood and then go out and meet default. Oh. The Christmas tree's on fire. This is quite the Christmas scene. A random person has ran onto my lot to scream about the fire that's about to destroy my son's graveyard who died yesterday while my other son gets taken away by social services. It's been a tough day. Kevin ruined this lady's life. I didn't. I'm about to make her a very good friend. Wait, what? She starved to death. I might just buy a smoke alarm, I think. There we go. That was only 50 bucks in the end. I think it worked out for the best. I think I learned a lot of lessons here. Life is short and smoke alarms aren't all that expensive. You should adopt the neighbor child. How much does a child cost? The kid's gonna show up like, oh my God, I have a race car bed and she's gonna be like, no, no. That's me. You share with the dog. The poor kid. Wait, I'm just getting a random kid. I'll come by tomorrow at 10. Oh my God. Damn it. Now I might get a bad one. Come on, come on. Did I get him? I got him. I got the kid that I wanted. Yes. Nice Christmas. Good Christmas. I'm not home. Sorry. I'll be back eventually. I got to complete my day job playing video games. Well, it seems to all have worked out because now I can just lock you in the Stonehenge room. You lost the grade. Doesn't seem like my problem. Sounds like a you problem, Beau. Yeah, I know. You want to grow up. You want to move out. You want to throw a tantrum. You don't like the snowman. Everything's wrong. Yeah, you're kicking the floor. Yeah, that'll show me. Shut up. Stop throwing a tantrum. Get in there. And I'm locking you in. All right, perfect. Righty-o. Now we're going to have a good night's sleep in the safety of my own home, knowing that there's no possible way anything could go wrong. And even if it does go wrong, we have... Wait. Oh yeah, I can sell the smoke alarm now. Do I get my 50 bucks back? 43. That's not bad. I basically just rented the thing. It's snowing. And the door is just wide open. And so is his window, leaving in a perfect draft of Christmas cheer. The kid's gonna feckin' freeze. There's just something so comical about it for some reason. I love it. I was about to say, I'd hate to be the neighbors, but the neighbors are dead, so I don't think they really mind. It's not a good idea to leave him home without supervision. No, no, you don't understand. He's trapped in a little cell, so there's nothing bad that can happen to him. Wait. Oh, the social worker showed up. God damn it. She just teleported him out of the cell. Oh, for feck's sake. Be saved from death is her highest want. I wonder why. Her one failed safe is gone now. Is the tree broken? Oh, the tree's broken. I'm actually safe. This all kind of worked out in the end, didn't it? I have my Christmas decor. I'm excited for Santa Claus. And I'm safe. Wow. This is a miracle, honestly. This is a magical, magical Christmas. It's just, if this can work out, anything can work out. Honestly, if defaults Christmas can work out, despite everything that happened, then why can't ours? It's a Christmas miracle.