 Hello, I'm looking for a place to crash, I just bought a plane and I need a place to crash it. Knock knock. Yes, may I help you? May I help you who? What do you need? What do you need who? I am selling the latest tech in alarms. This unit will go off every time a robber approaches your vicinity. Hello, I'm a locksmith and I see that here you have a keycard scanner, which means that my services are not needed. Thank you. I'm calling the police. I'm calling the police who? Sir, I'm Secret Service. You're currently trespassing private government property. Trespassing private government property who? Sir, let me read you your rights. You have the rights to remain silent. I have the rights to remain silent who? Yes Charles, happy birthday. It's not my birthday. Oh, then I have 364 more chances. See you tomorrow. Hey, Bozo the boss wants his money back. Hey, Bozo the boss wants his money back. Hey, I'm Bozo, where the f*** is my money at? Hey, I work for a survey institute. Can I ask you some questions? Uh, sure. Alright, at what time of the day would you say your house is the most likely to be fully unlocked with no one inside? In an hour. I usually go out for a morning run. Okay, did you know that surveys show that two hour long runs are more effective for me to achieve my goals? It says you're in the survey. Do you guys have running water? Hey, I just signed you guys up on Airbnb. Can you let me in? Hey, is this John's house? Yes. Is this Donmore Circle, Third Street? Yeah. Is your social security number 138-562-398? Yes. Is your wife called Janet? Yes. And you killed someone in a parking lot last night at 3am? No. Wrong house. Are you interested in planting trees for a good cause? Oh, no. Okay, then I'll leave you alone. Look at it. What's my line? Oh, knock knock. Who's there? No, your line is knock knock. No, your line is knock knock. Who? Who's door is this? Harry Potter's door. Sorry, I'm looking for Dumbledore. Aren't you adorable? Sorry, I can't get to the door right now. I'm busy. It's okay. I'll wait. Knock knock.