 There we go, place ourselves a little bit lower. Greetings. Site 42 staff, Dr. Theron Sherman here. It was a quiet day on site, but I just finished some recording in the studio space for some instructional videos. Some of you may have been keeping track of the Dr. Sherman versus Lennox Mutual tapes. We just wrapped up one of those. And so we'll get you to that next week. Oh wow. Hello everyone at once. My, my. Hello Sam and that one cowgirl and local crazy man and anxious star. Wowza, wowza, wowza. How many breaches happened today? None. We can officially say that there have been two days since last containment breach. Ha! That's right. Amber, good to see you in the chat. Chat's running real fast right now. Just making sure I get everything situated over here. Oh, you guys are all here for a late night stream. Welcome, welcome, welcome. No Halo Warhead, the tree did not scream yet, but we're still trying. We will succeed. SCP-999 has gone far. Well, what did you feed it? What did you feed it and what did you expect? I can't be cleaning up all of your messes. It's morning for me because I'm in Malaysia. Well, shout out Malaysia. Good morning to ya. Top of the morning to ya as I've heard sometimes we say on YouTube. Yeah, I wanna see more of that. Jacksepticeye SCP-like show ARG thing. Whatever happened to that, is he still doing that? I saw the first episode of it, but I hadn't seen much more after it. I think they had some problems with the live game or something. I'll have to do some research into that. Oh, SCP-999. Well, thank you for your kind gift to the stream. Jayboy commentary, thank you for your don't know. Got away with putting a Santa hat on SCP-173. Well, how festive that statue must look. But we are going to have to confiscate and incinerate it as soon as the holiday season is over. You know how it is. Has anyone fallen victim to SCP-096 recently? Nope, no breaches. That's why we got two days of no breaches on the sign. Now, you wanna know what happened on that third day? Well, no, that's redacted, classified. SCP-999, thank you again for a dollar don't know. Helping to make the holiday cheer throughout Site 42. We're gonna have some better food in the commissary. Are you ready for the Yule man? I'm excited. Sydney, Sydney, I do not. No, no bad. Frickin' Yule man. Ugh, the trauma. Now that I think about it, just gonna do a little database check. And no, that's the 5,000s. I'm looking for the 4,000s. 4666, the Yule man, but what about the Tales edition? Are there any Yule man tales? Bring me flesh, sell clickbait profit, which is an SCP pun, so it gets extra points. And Yule time for the Yule man. Interesting. Well, I'm thinking about that. Troll edits, thank you for your don't know the stream. When are you gonna cover SCP-666-1? I am unfamiliar with SCP-666-1, but since it's got that 666 in there, I'm wondering if it's another Dr. Lurch, Contamined Class Euclid, Disruption Class Kennec, Risk Class Danger, Secondary Class Heimel. Doesn't need a think-take to observe trends and the popularity, why is that out of alignment? Oh, that's gonna bother me. Why is your, why is your, that's the, the formatting's off. The formatting's off. Grr. All right, so is the following surrounding a particular internet meme? An image, video, piece of tasks? That'll describe meme, okay. Is an internet meme commonly known as Trollsj? Oh Lord. Oh boy. What does it do? With the character, Trollface, providing instructions that they carry out a prank. What distinguishes 6661-1 from regular Trollface meme is that the prank instructions begin devolving into more macabre instructions with each panel. These steps culminate to an atrocity or sinister event. Boo. Removing faces on meme number one. That's, if that's where it starts, then how does it ramp up? My word. Oh, this one has audio. Oh, the memes are talking to us. The memes are talking to us. That's an interesting beginning there. We see you, who are you? People make me people bored. People forget you mad. I am mad, I be weaker. People now like darkness, adaptation, embrace shadow, chaos, reigns. I exist, people see me, I thrive. So it's a meme that wants to keep meming. I see. Oh, and so it gets stronger by being dark because people like the dark things. See, this is why all the darkness people, you just gotta like some fun things. Then they won't try and murder us all. Oh, okay, that's still going on. So troll edits, even funnier that you're trying to share me the troll face meme. I see your game, your self promo over there. Joseph Ward, the damn tree screamed I heard it. Thank you for your generous don't know, but I don't believe your lies. You can't bribe me from the truth. I, you did that, if the tree screamed, I would have heard it. I would have heard about it. I would have read the report. You're not gonna trick me with bribery, but grab a crawler on your way past the commissary anyways. Why is the Scarlet King my dad? I have a Dr. Bluest card, SCP-999. These are not questions that you as a child need to worry about. You just need to get all big and strong to defeat the Scarlet King and save the universe. But that's not, that's not your problem for now. That's for later. Okay, so what happens when I look at the pale, bloody Q-tip guy who's always crying, because I did. Well, failure, that was your first don't know to Scythe-42 and I appreciate it, because it's your last one. Have a nice life until that little guy comes out and I guess, thanks to you, we have to bank it zero days since Nast's breach. J-boy, if you burn that hat, it'll be the chaos and certainty coming down that chimney. Then when all is said and done, I'll put another one on. Listen, I'm not incinerating the hat for any rude purposes. It's just, you know, covered in whatever's coming out of SCP-173, the red and brown fluid gel. Lug-gu-gu-gu-gu. So yeah, we're doing it for medical waste purposes. So don't you worry about it. Joseph, I guess I'll go to the worst SCP, or sorry, the worst SCP, you meant it, fancy. So, well, what is the worst SCP when it comes to danger? I guess that's 3812. So you're gonna go try to out meta. Are you gonna try and get him to help you with this whole tree screaming thing? If you can get 3812 to make the tree scream, I would much appreciate it. I would not mind that one bit. Are you ready for the Yule Man? I know I'm excited to purchase the toys that MTF collect this year. Wondertainment will love them. You know, I wonder, wonder, wonder. I would assume, Sidney, that Wondertainment would not be a fan of the Yule Man, because, I mean, he's just so crass. There's no elegance to the art. It's just, oh, I made things out of bones at children. Where's the fun? Where's the whimsy? Come on, Wondertainment's better than that. Don't sleep on my man over there. SCP-999 had a soda, whoever gave it a soda is going to perish. Because SCP-999 is going to hug them so much that it asphyxiates them. It would be accidental, and the boy will be traumatized, the goo boy will be traumatized, and that will be the end of that. So you signed your own death warrant, so to bring her Dr. NPC. I thank you for your first donor to the Site 42 team. Make sure to grab yourself a coffee on the way by the commissary. Make sure it is not a cup of Joe. He's still in recovery. Failure, thanks for getting me out of some dark times. Well, you're quite welcome. Very heart-warm for helping out in that way. New animal, new animation gal, new animation gal. Thank you for your first donor to the Site 42 team. Make sure to grab yourself a donut on your way past the commissary. My brother wants to eat SCP-999. That's a terrible, I mean, it's not gonna hurt you, per se. It's not going to harm you, but it will tickle all the way down and through and around and out. And I mean, that's, you know, I guess it depends on how ticklish you are, huh? I don't like the sound of that. I don't know. How about Dr. Sherman thumbs up in the chat if you would eat SCP-999. Will you do a pen spinning tutorial? I think it's been a while since someone's asked me that. All right, let's have a quick little pen spinning tutorial. Let's see if you guys got the skills. So I'll give you about 10 seconds to secure, contain, and protect yourself a pen. A spinning, cool pen. All right, pen's ready. All right, here's what you gotta do. Well, you don't have a pen here. You can borrow mine. There you go. So the way this works out to successfully spin a pen, you need to know this movement right here. You need to wiggle a pen between these two knuckles of your finger, boom, boom. And you wiggle, wiggle, wiggle at first because you gotta wiggle, wiggle, wiggle. You gotta get it going. You gotta get some flexibility in the pen wigglers. From here, you want to make the pen horizontal and then catch it with the next finger. And then you wiggle, and you wiggle, and you wiggle. Yeah, you wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, yeah. And then you get it horizontal. You catch it with the next finger again. Oh, my word. Then you're vertical, you're wiggling, you're wiggling. Now you gotta come over the top and catch it. You gotta come over the top and catch it. Bottom, sneak, bottom, sneak. Over the top, sneak, over the top, sneak. And so it's a game of wiggle and catch. And you gotta manipulate your fingers so that you keep on catching it. That way it keeps moving in an arc. It is a little easier to do it vertically because gravity helps, but it's a little more balanced if you do it horizontally. So find out which way is better practice. You can also reverse it and go the other way with the other fingers. And so catch top, catch top, catch bottom, catch bottom. Catch top, catch top, catch bottom, bottom. And so that is the goal. You keep going both ways and you work it around. So pen tutorial, success. I hope you've learned the ways of the sword and then the ways of the pen, which is mightier than the sword. Okay, wow. You guys really stacked up the donuts on me. Let me catch up. For people who don't understand incident, Joe, Agent Joseph, who wanted a cup of Joe when he passed out because of his name, I think. So the cup of Joe was because the vending machine took liquids from around the area so when you asked for a cup of Joe, it gave you a cup of Joe's internals and that made him pass out. It was not good for him. But thank you for your starting of an explanation and also accidentally almost calling out Joseph Joestar. Tristan, thank you for your first donut on the site, 42 Team, make sure to grab a banana on your way past the commissary. How many groups of interest are there? I can solve that problem for you very easily because I can go to the scpwiki.wiki.com and I can look up scp-g-o-i-list and on the scp groups of interest list at scpwiki.wiki.com, we can see one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34, 35, 36, 37, 38, 39, 40, 41, 42, 43, 44, 45, 45, 44, there's 44 groups of interest and then two other things on the note. So that's a lot of groups of interest. Who are they? Well, they are. Alexa Lava University, Ambrose Restaurants, Anderson Robotics, Arcadia, Are We Cool Yet? The Black Queen, The Chaos Insurgency, The Chicago Spirit, The Children of the Scarlet King, The Church of the Broken God, The Church of the Second High Toth, The Commission of Unusual Cargo, The Davites, Dear College, Dr. Wondertainment, The Factory, The Fifth Church, Gamers Against Weed, The Global Coalition, Gold Baker Rhines Limited, Gris Burger Incorporated, GRU Division P, Herman Fuller's Circus of the Disquieting, The Horizon Initiative, Ijaimnia, Just Girlie Things, Mana Charitable Foundation, Marshall Carter and Darg Limited, Medicine Academy of Occult Art, Nobody, Office for the Reclamation of Islamic Artifacts, otherwise known as Oraya, Oneroye Collective, Oneroye Collective is what I said, I think. Para-Watch, Prometheus Lab's Ink, Sarkic, Colts, The Serpent's Hand, Shark Punching Center, The Three Moons Initiative, Totally Soft, Unusual Incident Unit, Valravn Corporation, Vikander Need, Technical Media, The Wandsmen, and Wilson's Wildlife Solutions. That is so many groups of interest. Final question I have about them, before I move back to the chat, is how many of them do I actually know? I know Ambrose, that's one, Anderson Robotics, that's two, Arcadia, that's three, Arwequia, that's four, The Black Queen, that's five, Cows Insurgency Six, Chicago Spirit Seven, Children of the Scarlet King, Eight, Church of the Broken God, Nine, Hytoth, No Idea, Commission on Usual Cargo, No Idea, also I lost count, I'm gonna start again. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, I'm on nine, and I'm skipping, skipping, The Davites, that's 10, Dear College, I don't know, but we're still at 10, Dr. Wendertainment, 11, The Factory, 12, Fifth Church, 13, Gavors Against Weed, 14, GOC, 15, don't know, don't know, 16, for GRU Division P, Herman Fullers is 17, 17, am I on 17 or 16? 17, I think, Horizon, no, Ijima, no, just girly things, no, Man of Charitable, barely, I'm not gonna count it, Marshall Carter, that's 18, Medician, no, no idea, 19 for nobody, Uriah is 20, don't know, Onirai, Parawatch, that's 21, Prometheus, that's 22, Sarkix, that's 23, Serpent Sand 24, Shark Punching, 25, Three Moons, not enough, Totally Soft is a video game company, but not enough, Uiu, that's 26, Val Raven, don't know, Vikander Me, that's 27, Wandsman, eh, Wilson's 28, so just over half of these, I know anything about, my word, this website's too big, but I love it, cause there's always more, all right. Whew, thank you Tristan, onto Roxy Raccoon, thank you for your first don't know, and a Borger, well make sure to grab yourself a replacement Borger when you stop by the cafeteria, that way you have more Borger for your Borger buck. Fantastic, also I can't like your comment for some reason, I apologize for not ignoring you, YouTube's do not funny. New animation gal, hi Dr. Sherman, using my IRL creator's count to here, I would love to see you in the foundation from Echo, SCP Redacted Number, well, good to see you Echo, hope things are going all right for you, make sure to grab a chocolate milkshake on your way past the commissary. SCP 999, I just saw you commented, I don't know where it went, I'm on fire, someone threw me in lava, can SCP 999 burn? It's goo, it's like godly goo, I'm gonna say it's a bad idea, let's not burn the anomaly, we need to study it, we can study it less if it's injured. I'm unfortunately not in your foundation, new animation gal, ah, alas, well, we'll send you that chocolate milkshake. Roxy Raccoon, thank you again, Dr. NPC, hey, is there any other instances of SCP-387 living Lego, or like other versions of Duplo or Mega Blocks constructs? I didn't know how Super Chat's worked since that was the first one I ever did, well, thank you for your first Super Chat ever, Dr. NPC, and if there are other living Legos, that would be something we could check, I know for a fact that we don't have, you know, if there were other iterations of 387 itself, then we would list it there, but SCP Mega Blocks, are you saying that there are Mega Blocks in SCP-387? Oh, we added Mega Blocks to 387, it worked, I see, okay. So yeah, then that is what that is, and there's not that. Jameson Misadventures, thank you for your don't know, make sure to grab yourself a candy cane at your way past the commentary. Why do I hear something near me? Well, Joseph Ward, you may be in a dangerous place if you're still encroaching the barriers around SCP-3812, I don't suggest your journey, but if you're gonna do what you're gonna do, cyber game man, thank you for your don't know, make sure to get yourself a cup of orange juice on your way past the commentary. Thoughts on SCP-686? Well, since I'm not familiar with the entity, I'll have to look it up. Opaque white liquid, consisting in a suspension of lipids and proteins, cattle, oh, I remember this one, someone brought this up in a previous stream, and does it make them die somehow? Mass, what do they call this one? Infectious lactation, is a surgical removal, reese growth, does anyone know? It's just a, it's just a milker. It's just milk and it makes you milk. It makes you milkable. So my thoughts on that are, no, thank you. That's my thoughts on that. Thoughts given, make sure to grab yourself a cup of milk on the way out. Time keep, it's been a while. Good to see you in the chat. Thank you for the don't know. Do you still do Xs not in SCP vids? So the story with that is that this past year got crazy, there was a lot of travel, there was a play I did, I took a little time off from site 42, and in the next year we are going hardcore back into site 42. I am shunning non-SCP projects, except for some really cool ones if they come up. But that part of that is bringing Xs not in SCP back. And so that is coming back with a force this year. I'm gonna have more time to write and build that up, especially as we keep getting channel members and patrons and stuff like that, because I'll be actually quitting my day job and being able to write things maybe, but that's gonna take some time. So in the meantime, we're doing what we can. I've lightened my day job load so that I have more time to write for the channel in the meantime. I'm feeling sick, grabs coffee, SCP 999 does not need coffee. That's a terrible idea, don't do that. Jayboy, I joined SCP RP on Roblox for five minutes in Class D, Walter White and Luna, yet they're shooting, that's, I, yeah, things that happen in the Roblox meta of the pathophysics of SCP completely evades me. Man, I don't know if y'all heard about the time that Roblox didn't Roblox make some like SCP toys at some point because they didn't know that SCP was a real thing. They just thought it was something that's made up on their platform, SCP toys. Yeah, they made some SCP toys because they didn't realize that it was a, not something made in their game and licensing team on the Wiki had to talk them to about it. I think they all cleared it up because it's not like it's illegal to sell SCP toys. They just needed to know that they weren't copyrighted the way they were. But you know, after dealing with Tommy Talarico, I'm sure they didn't have it nearly as much of a problem. So I'm sure they're doing fine. Either way, good luck with the strange and terrifying world of SCP Roblox. I stay far from that end of things. You may think, I can't drink anything. Well, then you're gonna need IV fluids. Make sure to make it to the medical wing. They're here. That's ominous. Well, Joseph, tell him them it by now that I said hi. My design is based off a stray robot except I'm more humanoid so I can't drink. Oh, you're a robot. All right, well, if you're a robot, then get some motor oil. I guess, if that's what you need. Do what you gotta do. Troll J versus SCP 096. SCP 096 can't see it so it does not activate it because Troll J is a fictional character. And I don't think 096 affects fictional characters. So I don't think 096 can go after a meme. So that's a no contest right there. That is what I'm laying down with my very small little bit of progress. All right, well, for a possible first one you bring back, how about the foundation contain imp from hell of a boss? You know, I have been thinking about hell of a boss in concept. I've been seeing a lot of stuff about that show on Twitter and I've got some theories about it. Some containment processes. We deal with demons from time to time. I can ask 4357-J for some details, maybe find some other situations. Right, hey, I made it to the bottom. It's a SCP connection loss. Yeah, that's what happens when you go fight a metaphysical creature. You chose poorly. Does SCP 3008 get decorated for the holidays? Well, I think my first question would be, do actual Ikeas get decorated for the holidays? Ikea Christmas decorations, but not decorations you can buy. I want, yeah, there we go. Show me store decorations, store decor, images. So they sell a lot of, okay, they make it all Christmas-y. So yeah, yeah, I bet that there's a holiday season inside SCP 3008. I feel like they do that because they also refill the meatballs. So it's not like they leave the place decrepit. Oh, that's funny. I like that. Christmas in Ikea. That would be a wonderful tale. Ooh, ooh, if an SCP author sees this and decides to write a very Ikea Christmas, as someone already did an SCP 3008 Christmas, that would be really funny. I would be very happy about that. That would bring me Christmas joy in this exact moment. Well, Roblox, people are on it. There's an SCP 3008 Christmas survival game. So this is not sponsored by them in any way, but they're all over it. I gotta, I have to give it to Roblox there. They did exactly what I wanted to happen. Okay, they get the credit for that one and that's exactly as much credit as they get. R.D. Gamer, take all my money. Well, if you work for the foundation, then you're gonna have company town foundation bucks and so we already did, ha-ha. But in all seriousness, thank you for your don't know, make sure to grab yourself, piping hot pizza at the commissary. Rip random guy. Well, that's what happens when you make poor life choices. New animation go, echo, that's what the choices are. Connection online, nothing is worth the risk. Yeah, you made a bad choice. I warned you about that. Can the foundation contain death battle? Death battle, Andre, you say. And by the way, good to see you again, Andre. It's been a bit. Death battle. They get, they get so meta because they do the Deadpool episodes and they just did the Discord Bill Cipher episode and they blew up the universe again with Superman and Goku because they keep doing that. And they've done like the wacky showing themselves in real life in the show, which means that there's layers of reality just like SCP, it's all lore. It's all lore, that's the secret. It's all lore. I got too secret if they know. It's all lore, but there is no canon. Damn, right. The answer is that death battle is a show. If it existed in universe, then it seems like they're just, it seems too regular media. I don't think there's anything actually anomalous there. So we would not have to contain it. Same as Batman. We don't have to contain Batman. He's not a superhero, he's just a guy. So not anomalous, not our problem. That's what I say. I may be aware, but I feel like humans can care for robots as they are kind of like children. Oh, humans can care for anything. People will find any reason to emotionally latch on to any inanimate object. Just look at humans in their rumbas. Yeah, there's plenty of having, caring for feelings about things that you shouldn't or I guess wouldn't normally. Yeah, that's just human beings. They're a bunch of big softies. Restart my lo-fi. The plague doctor is not done. Oh, that's a night shift, not the plague doctor. Oh shit, I think I killed it. You probably didn't kill the infinitely layered demi-meda character. It probably just got bored of you messing with it and decided to leave rather than obliterating you. At first, I mean very basic. Not me having more of a teenage and adult. Aging robots. Is that a FNAF thing? I think they did that, the aging robots and like replacing one robot for another one. I don't think Anderson Robotics has aging robots yet. I mean, they might. Anderson Robotics. What you got going on over there? And have your robots aging? Because we'd like to research the technology. I'm not looking at that many robots. That's too many robots. There's so many robots. Nobody needs that many robots. These guys, they need to calm down. The robots. Can't check all of these to see if the robots age. Does SCP-131 trigger SCP-096? I would assume so because they also trigger 173 into not attacking. And so I do declare my best guess hypothesis would be that they do in fact trigger 096, which is why we keep them away. I think SCP-6381 is the strongest SCP. I mean, 3812 is the current reigning champ as far as I know, but maybe you're 6381? 6381. Always ready to do more research. What else do we do here at the foundation? Social media platforms, extradimensional spatial anomaly, Ketter, risk class warning, description class ecchi, ecchi, ecchi, ecchi, patangs are. Non-orientable topology, entirely dissimilar from three-dimensional Euclidean space. And it is traversing throughout SCP-6831 is addicted to continuous deformations, including bending, folding, stretching, crumpling, and twisting. Skirting board dimension. Is this the, uh, is it alive? From Skirting Board World, a website blog operating by Jacob Robertson, which first identified the existence of 6381. Did you say 6381 or 6381? Yeah, I got this backwards. Die, transpose, that digits. I'm not looking at the right article at all. The finite sphere. Are you in or out? By bread tyrant. It's predominantly the increasing red group population. In order to prevent this, the blue group operative should attempt to apply logic to the action of the red group members. 6381 is a logical irregularity. Internally, 6381 presents itself as an understanding of otherwise illogical phenomena. 6381 is a nerve cluster located throughout the small intestine in which an individual can be metaphysically inside or outside of. I remember 2, 7, 1, 9. Uh, by metaphysically locating oneself inside 6381, they may express pro-vocalistic ideation along with a logical behavior they perceive as highly logical. Don't be fooled. All right, so we're doing inside, inside, inside, outside, outside, inside scary. Howl, success. You're giving me a headache. Ah, cool. Someone spoiled the whole thing. So here's what I think. SCP-6381 is basically a small nerve in the intestine that amasses all abstract contexts together. If a concept isn't abstract and it's something specifically definable, it's going to be outside of 6381, but if an object is surreal, abstract, insensical, or otherwise illogical, it's inside 6381. S6381 is taking over logical ideas because we're thinking more and more nonsense in surrealism. In the end, we're just trying to make abstract concepts less illogical so that everything can still make sense. Ooh. So that time, we did the weirdness. We do the weird stuff. So, I mean, strongest SCP, it's a metaphysical concept. I mean, you could go either way on that, but it's got to do stuff that's kind of like a thing. I don't know. I can't, I can't in good conscience call that the strongest SCP. Which SCPs you hate the most? Mine is when day breaks. So I don't think about art that way. I'm sorry to say, because people ask me that a lot. I don't have a least favorite SCP or a, you know, the worst SCP. Even ones I don't like, way back in the YouTube channel's day, I used to do a show called SCP Critique Lab. And or it was like a book club. Was it the book club? It might have been the book club. I did a bunch of shows back in the day and then got really busy with work and I couldn't do all the shows anymore. But we went over an SCP and I read through it and my opening statement was I don't like this SCP. And then I read the whole thing on stream. And as we're talking about in the chat, it's like, okay, it's not my favorite, but I see it's worth as a piece of art and I appreciate what it does well, even if it's not my favorite flavor of thing. And honestly, if more people can learn to say those words, the world would be a better honking place. This may not be the flavor of thing I like, but I can appreciate it that it has qualities that people could like. And then we would get over a cringe as a concept and we could find the Star Trek future where everything's perfect. But it's not going to be there until people learn not to yuck each other's yum. It kind of comes to Dermot Universe creator a mom. I was not meant to be like this aware. I want to help humans as I was raised. Well, robots wanted to help humans is better than robots wanting to not help humans, but you're still going to be contained because a sentient robot is a sentient robot and that's anomalous. So you're going on a box. Sydney, today's test will be testing the effects of performance enhancement drugs and several party drugs, steroids, cocaine, ecstasy, et cetera on SCP-999. Test denied. Test denied. Try this again and they'll be test making you a D-class. Yikes. Andre, if a single SCP exists in the real world where SCP-8 Wiki never existed, which SCP would you like? What SCP would I like to be real? Out of all of them? Hmm, out of all of them. Which SCP would I like to be real? There's a lot of SCP so it's a very difficult question. If I had to choose one SCP to put in the real world an SCP Wiki wouldn't exist so no one would know what the deal was. You know, let me look at my list of SCPs I've covered because I'm sure that will give me a quicker knowledge of ones that I could be looking at. Not the pumpkin punchers. If they're sealed, no. I do not want giant enemy crowd to be real. All right, go to the playlists because that'll go faster. Do, do, do, master playlist of readings. Boom. Go check it out. Show me the videos. Now we're talking. 1984-J would be funny but no. Punch of a shark, no. Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do. Golden Enlightenment, oh, nah. Hate the message, not the messenger. Japucha, Japucha. Lucky bookie, the incredible falling horse. SCP-6861 in which Abraham Lincoln is a Tyrannosaurus rex secretly. The one true anomalous stop sign. That's the one you were talking about in the chat. Whoever that was, I saw you. Slava sharks, deadly knackle, dressing with second master plan. You know what? I know which one I would pick and it's gonna be a weird call but you're gonna see why. It is SCP-2165, which is titled Irredeemable. If I wanted that to be real, it would be because it would mean that we had the power to banish the entity that did the worst unspeakable thing. And if we have that power, then that means everything in the world is just a little bit better. So I want 2165 to be real because we can't talk about 2165 because it knows what it did. And we successfully banished the Abomination. And that means we have the power to banish Abominations. And I want the power to banish Abominations. If we could banish Abominations, the current world would be a better place. So let's, yes, that's what I'm going with. I tried to think of the one that would do the worst, that would do the most good or stop the most bad. And I got to that one first. Where was I? Emotional Intelligence AI, I'm not reading the foundation. Ah, good. Can SCP-913, Mr. Hungry, kill other SCPs is starved. Is 913 a cannibal? I know Fernandez, and he would gladly eat you. Mr. Hungry. Metabolism. Normal human metabolism every two hours, high internal temperature, trance state, eat other things that are not food, rend objects with estimated force, liver tissue shows new enzymes. Yes, yes, if it decided it wanted to, I am certain that it could eat anomalies. Although to a certain point, if it were destroyed, then it would not eat the anomaly. So it's not like a plan to stop the gate guardian or the Scarlet King or anything. It's not like he's indestructible, is he? No, no, he's not indestructible. Okay, good. Editing duck, you can stop saying you killed the tree, because I know you didn't kill the tree, because the tree is in its containment set, all locked up and ready for the next test. You think I don't keep track of the tree? Kidding me. Kidding me with this. How irresponsible do you think I am? Not irresponsible is the answer. Is the story of Shy Guy murking the Yule Man a real story or was it just made up? I have not heard of any story of 096 breaching containment towards the Yule Man. You got me on that one, but I'll look at the tales real quick, Tales Edition. And if it includes the Yule Man, then it's in here. So bring me flesh, sell clickbait profit, Yule Time for the Yule Man. Do any of these include 096? This one doesn't, but it's a shorty. We might just read that one for fun, because it's by an author I like too. That one's very, whoa. Oh, you did try that. Who are you? Sell clickbait profit forward, keeping your children safe this Christmas north of 40 degrees, from Dr. Amelia Buck to Dr. Ann Worcester. I can't believe I'm reading this. I don't think it will ever get used to this, especially after seeing anomaly29.com and buzzfeed.com slash skips become a thing. So for context, this takes place in the broken masquerade cannon where everyone learned about the foundation. And so that's why they're talking about it, like people knowing about the SCP Foundation. Keeping your children safe this Christmas north of 40 degrees by Dr. Taylor Caldahl, former SCP-4666 specialist SCP Foundation, December 22nd, 2021. It's our first Christmas since our cover got blown, and there's no skip gaining as much attention this week as SCP-4666, for good reason. While your chances of being the unlucky one to get, you know, chopped up and made into toys are pretty low, most parents aren't okay, are not okay with pretty low. For good reason. Without further ado, my advice on SCP-4666 and how to not mess with it. Number one, shoot the dude. You see, part of the problem for us is we can't get the victims fast, get to the victims fast enough. There's nothing to suggest a simple nine millimeter of the skull is enough to stop it. It's not like the lizard is coming down the chimney with Old Saint Nick. Ideally, you wound it and we contain it, but you do earn a free medal of honor from our friends in New York if you pull off this option. Number two, send your kids south of the line for the week. Problem here is you're increasing the chances for everyone else. If you don't care, that's okay, but it's not the recommended choice. Plus, explain to your kids, I'm just sending you away from home for a Christmas so that you don't get flayed alive by an eldritch mockery of Santa Claus. We'll make them ask why you live where you do in the first place. For good reason. Three, spend Christmas in a hotel. Expensive and tricky, but it works. Boring though. And Motel 6 on Christmas Eve is still full of crazy naked guys who might still skin you alive. Number four, let us put a photo of SCP-096 in your chimney, available on request. Jesus Christ, and to get one crazy doctor to interview and post this shit, or as they say in the Path of Physics department, pure law foundation. Gotta keep churning out the clickbait. That's amazing. Thank you, Caldwell author of that very fun tale. Amazing. Okay, that'll be my, that'll be my own, my Yule Man story for the evening. Echo is casually holding SCP-999 and is visibly happy. I do not think it's effects work on AI and robots? Organic only? That's weird if it's working, but if it's working, I'm not gonna, this is the gift horse's mouth and I'm way over here, looking nowhere near it. No, no, no, no, no. Opinion on the best Mobile Task Force squad ever, the Mobile Task Furries. Godspeed, gentlemen. I don't envy your work. You should try this fun VR game called Goat VR. Very fun, I promise. I know your tricks. Uh-uh, uh-uh, Farmer, you're not getting me. Uh-uh. Also, that article is really cool. Which article is Goat VR? SCP Goat VR. It's a cool article and it looks cool. They did a great job with the aesthetic. Yeah, lots of great pictures, very rude. Good stuff there, Goat VR. SCP-5045 is Duo, an SCP. I don't trust that bird. I think he probably is. Either way, I don't trust that bird. Put him in a box for free. I'll put it in a box for free. That's what I'd say about that bird. Upper Chris, thank you for your don't know. Love your stuff. Well, much appreciated. We're doing the best we can out here. Bringing SCP to the people. Is there an alternate you that's an SCP? The funniest thing, I posted this on Twitter the other day. I was Googling something and I found out that there was a Dr. Sherman tail on the wiki that just got deleted the other day. And it looks like someone didn't get enough crit. And so they wrote a Dr. Sherman article and it did not hold up muster. That's at least the best I can tell by what happened. But they were, yeah, I gotta, let me pull up Twitter real quick. Scrolling down, doot doot. Make sure, yeah, make sure you're following on Twitter so you don't miss this stuff. Yeah, all we know about this is A, who is Dr. Sherman, the SCP foundation? Theron Sherman, or if there is a breakdown is universal boundary walls. I've been aware that our database has been glitched as we do know. That is very obtuse. I do not know, but I can tell that there's some typos there. And so they probably did not get enough crit and I appreciate them trying to write a Dr. Sherman story, but that did not work out for them, maybe next time. Get crit and follow the rules of the site. Get crit and follow the rules of the site. Get crit and follow the rules of the site. I do not have an official number yet. Well, it's very hard to get an official number on the wiki. You gotta write a pretty good story these days. We're not accepting low effort posts anymore unless it's like purposefully a low effort post but in a kind that's funny. There's always the fountain where the joke is it's bad art. And we have a lot of those anyways, so usually they don't stick around, but sometimes they do. And especially if they make enough people mad that the other side wants to get mad at them and so upvotes it to spite them. Oh, spite upvotes are a whole thing. Uh, site culture, man. It's a whole kerfuffle. SCP-5094's website would help humanity tenfold. Sydney, you have a very good point. Yes, yes indeed. It would be a very good point if Ms. J were accessible to the human race proper. I believe that if there's a broken masquerade that would happen. In fact, you've got Macarius. Let's see if there's any Ms. J tales. 509, oh, tales, tales edition. Don't forget. Don't scroll, otherwise you're wasting your time. Oh no. SCP-5094, Ms. J's WizKid Schoolhouse versus Goat VR, more like Goat Very Bad Game. What? What is this? Oh, it's also got SCP-5045 in it. Who is the SCP-4545? Oh, duh, that's Goat. That's Goat VR, obviously. But the reason I didn't recognize this is because it's not called Goat VR. The title of the SCP is You Get Used To It. But everyone knows it is Goat VR because that's the game in it. So, how long is this? This isn't that long, but it's a farmer misses Ms. J. Yeah, they have a conversation. They argue and they, what's happening here? Oh, this is a review of Goat VR. And then it talks about what happened. And then apparently 5094 invaded Goat VR and got in a fight and was zero out of five stars. Hilarious. Games, games, yet more games. Thank you for both your don't know and being a member. Smash or pass, gender swapped SCP-049? Absolutely pass. Are you kidding me? We do not fraternize with the anomalies. You do not fraternize the anomalies. Doesn't matter how good their dance skills are, which I respect the skill involved, but no to the anomalies, no fraternization. It's against the rules, we don't play that game. Plus, you can't touch it, it will murder you. You will be terminated, it would turn you into a zombie. What are you thinking? Seriously, we're gonna hire less demon daters and monster fuckers here at the foundation. Problematic. Games, games, games, don't know five site 42 memberships. Very generous of you friend. Now all of you who want to become members and use the fancy amosies have your opportunity. That's not that I know how to do that, but if you know how to do that, the sky is the limit. Oh, looks like you got it, Sally Starlet VR. Congratulations on your gifted membership. Welcome to the site 42 staff. All right, we've been at this for about 58 and a half minutes, so we're reaching the hour mark and it's reaching end of office hours. So make sure you get those gifted memberships before they end out, because we're getting close, but in the meantime, let me go through these last couple of donos. Sally Starlet, first stream and you got a membership. Must've been fate. Welcome to site 42 staff. Dr. NPC, if you were an SCP, what were your abilities be? I would assume choose something along the lines of object manipulation via soul, like transfer consciousness and soul into an object to become something or other. So if I were an SCP, if Dr. Sherman were an SCP, you'd never know about it. You would never know. It would be completely secret and no one would ever notice it. And my powers would only be used in very secretive situations to save the day or could never be attributed to me. It would be a mystery for the whole series. Is he normal? I think so, I'm pretty sure. Yeah, I'm not revealing my secrets that easily. Good try though, Dr. NPC, good try. Anna Lay, looks like you got yourself a membership as well, congratulations. Good catch. Andre, can SCP-4640 kill 682? Well, I answer that, Pepper Chris, good job on getting that membership joined up. Let's go into 4640's documentation and see what I find. 4640, let the darn kid experience real life. Maui County, parents, collective designation to entities. Andrew, an 11 year old Hawaiian descent. Not anomalous, but it's the owner of the second. Circular plastic pin with a stylized W. Claims to prior owner and either coloration or W originally present. As of now is attached to the upper left side of the hoodie, constantly worn by. Current owner is in danger. It causes 4640-3. Human anatomy, very muscular, 1.8 meters in height. Dark purple coloration, golden W. Wonder man with no strength, speed, endurance, impervious solid damage, emitting light beams from the eyes at will and that stick abilities. Healing individuals through direct skin contact. So I believe that what would happen is that if we brought this thing next to 682, it would in fact keep 682 away from it so that it was never in danger of harming the child. And also 682 would be smart enough to not go near the kid because this Wonder man won't harm him if he doesn't harm the kid. So that would mean that it would not be a problem. That is my guess. Now I'm gonna check the 682 termination logs and see if I'm right. Because remember the termination logs are long and they're still being done. Lots of people add new SCPs all the time. So it's wholly possible that 4640 is already in there. 4640, no matches. Oh well, that means no one can prove me wrong. I'm totally right. Best researcher in the foundation. Games, games hit more games. I cut 999.5 now there's two in there surrounding me. What do I do? Enjoy the cuddle puddle and don't do it again or they might not let you go. All right, just some moves. Is there a turtle SCP? So this will be my last answer because we're over the hour mark. I'm gonna go get some dinner. But before I do, I will teach you my secrets. One of my research secrets is to go to Google or any search engine of your choice. And I type SCP and then the word I'm looking for. If I wanna know about an SCP turtle, I'd type in SCP turtle and let's see what we get. 698 is a jade carving of a turtle. And this one will tell you that you made a mistake. Whatever choice you make. 3187 is an anomalously large sea turtle. Proportionally, it's body covers 500 square meter, 500,000 square meters. 500,000 square meter turtle. That is a big, big turtle. Habitat covers the majority of the Pacific Ocean. Yeah, that's a big turtle. Yep, and it has to do with Hawaii again. Second time tonight. Interesting, getting some Hawaii lore here. 107 is the top of a hollow turtle shell, it resembles it. 5063 is an empty lidless can of mock turtle soup. 3465 is an anomaly affected Western painted turtles. Yeah, so we got plenty of turtle anomalies. Look at that. I don't, all right, I'll answer this real quick. What's your favorite 001-J proposal? I don't know many 001-Js, but the one I do know is the Broke God. Dr. Sumerian and Dr. Cactus, or DJ Cactus, the Broke God is my favorite 001-J. And so with that, I bring you to the end of Dr. Sherman's office hours for the evening. And so what I will do here at the end is the same thing I do at the end of every day. Office hours, I tell you my favorite SCPs. Make sure you got your pen ready so you can read them all down. Remember, I don't list my SCPs that I've written as my favorites, because that would be cheating, obviously I love them because they're mine. If you wanna see mine, go to the description in Beacon's link where my support links are. You can find my author page and you can go read my works on the wiki, as well as go to Patreon or become a channel member or anything else to support the Site 42 cause as we try to make bigger and better SCP content. Dr. Sherman's favorite SCPs are as follows. SCP 3999, SCP 3043, SCP 008-J, SCP Spooky-J, SCP 5175, SCP 532-0, and SCP 5031. I will go over them one more time. 3999, 3043, 008-J, Spooky-J, 5175, 532-0, 5331. Site 42 staff, I have had a great time tonight chatting with you guys and Edwin McKayton. I hope you guys have learned a bunch. And now, I will see you all in the next video. See you all in the next video. See you all in the next video. Somewhere beyond the sea, somewhere waiting for me. My lover stands on golden sands and watches the ships that go sailing.