 So it's day 34 of the tight-walled dive vlog, it's the place where I try to find joy in all of the money that's sleeping my family's rank account. I'm Neil, hello. They've gone. Thank you, joy team. In an effort to try and keep my kids off the consoles, we've got a game. It's called Is it thinly sliced green apple or thinly sliced red apple? Okay. Butter isn't involved. Okay, ready? Yeah. Your eyes are closed, yeah? Right, this is apple number one. Red apple. Apple number... What? Don't look, don't look. Okay, apple number two. Green apple. Okay, apple number three. Green apple. Four. Wait, let me taste it. Wait. You have to clean your mouth. Ready? Apple number five. I don't know why, but it tastes like green apple. Well, you got three correct. Well done. Is this as good as Minecraft? Better. Better than Minecraft? Seriously? Game developers, I'm coming after you. Is this better than Fortnite? Is this better than Pac-Man? Is this better than that weird game that you downloaded that's probably virus? Is this better than Lara Croft and her shorts? I get a change first. You don't want to see that. It's Saturday, it's the first of the month when I'm filming this. And I've looked at the bank accounts, not one thing has left our bank accounts, even though it's the first of the month. That's the first. Of course we're here, which means that there's inevitable beach parking. I'd give that a joy of three, usually. Well, now I'm going to give it a joy of three. I'll tell you why. I'm having a bit of a problem with the whole idea of the Type 1 dad vlog. What I've been doing, you've probably noticed, I've been giving pretty much everything a joy of ten. Because if you drill into it, you know, like this parking at this beach, you get the chance to bring your vehicle to a place like this. Surely I should find the joy in that and give it a ten. But what my son's been telling me this morning is that the videos might be looking boring because everything's getting a ten. So I don't know, what do you think? Should I find the joy in things and give it a ten? But risk making the whole scoring system pointless. So shouldn't you be putting any scores up? Or be grouchy and say what I think, which is paying to park your car for a couple of hours with money that I've earned by being away from the family for many more hours. I don't know, this is probably what the whole project is about. The warning LED lights have gone. It's a first of the month miracle. So look, I don't know what to do about this, this thing where everything's always a joy of ten. I will score things more carefully over the next few days if we spend anything. But I'm just trying to find the good in everything we do and everything we've got. Close the door. Anyway, if you made it to this part of the video again, thank you for any thumbs up. Just to let me know that someone reached this far. And thanks again for all your subscriptions. You need never watch anything I make ever again. But it helps us get closer to 1000 subscribers. Thanks for that. Now I guess it's your turn to go find some joy. I think that's the new ending. Is that a bit cheesy? Maybe put a graphic. Find some joy. Now find joy. Yeah.