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A BLONDE, BRUNETTE AND A REDHEAD...

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Published on Feb 17, 2013

We act out some of the most popular "Blonde, Brunette, and a Redhead" jokes! Look further in the description to read the full jokes!

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Original Jokes (in order of acted out):

Joke#1
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead rob a bank and are running from the police when they find themselves staring at a dead end. The brunette sees 3 empty potato sacks and so each one hides inside a sack. The police come to find nothing except for 3 potato sacks. Out of frustration, an officer kicks the first potato sack where the brunette was hiding. She quickly replied by saying "meow meow..." And so the officer just says "Oh...it's just a cat." He kicks the second sack, where the redhead was hiding. She responds by barking like a dog "arf arf...arf arf." The officer says "Okay...it's just a dog." So he finally kicks the third sack where the blonde is hiding, and she goes....

"PO-TA-TO....PO-TA-TO...."


Joke #2
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on an island.

One day, the three of them are walking along the beach and discover a magic lamp. They rub and rub, and sure enough, out pops a genie.

The genie says, "Since I can only grant three wishes, you may each have one."

The brunette says, "I've been stuck here for years. I miss my family, my husband, and my life. I just want to go home."

POOF! The brunette gets her wish and she is returned to her family.

Then, the red head says, "I've been stuck here for years as well. I miss my family, my husband, and my life. I wish I could go home too."

POOF! The redhead gets her wish and she is returned to her family.

The blonde starts crying uncontrollably.

The genie asks, "My dear, what's the matter?"

The blonde whimpers, "I wish my friends were still here."


Joke #3
Three women are about to be executed for crimes.
One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde.

Two guards bring the brunette forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts,
"Ready . . . Aim . . ."

Suddenly the brunette yells, "earthquake!!" Everyone is startled and looks around. She manages to escape.

The angry guards then bring the redhead forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts,
"Ready . . . Aim . . ."

The redhead then screams, "tornado!!" Yet again, everyone is startled and looks around. She too escapes execution.

By this point, the blonde has figured out what the others did.

The guards bring her forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She also says no, and the executioner shouts,
"Ready . . . Aim . . ."

The blonde shouts, "Fire"


Joke #4
A blonde, brunette, and a red head are all driving through the dessert, when their car breaks down...
Brunette:"we can each bring one thing to carry, something we can use until we can get help...I'll bring food"
Red head:"good idea, I'll bring bottled water"
the blonde thinks for a minute then replies "I'll bring the car door so if we get hot we can roll down the window!"



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