 Hey there friends, how's it going? Oh my god, my voice. It finally gave up. How many... Alright, let's try that again. Hey there friends, how's it going? My name is Kevin. Now I hope this is someone's first video they've found of me. I think they've already clicked off. Today we're playing The Escapist 2. My character Jim Pickens is about to face lock up. It's about time he's done so much wrong in the world. Sorry for interrupting the video past Kevin, but I have to say after that montage, I think Jim Pickens deserves his own plushie. How can you resist him? I mean, look at everything he can do. Okay, maybe he can't do all that. Maybe I exaggerated, but you can like give him a little... little hug or something that's... that's pretty neat. We're doing a little limited run of these bad boys. If you want one there'll be a link into the description. I think we're doing about 250. And that's all we have planned. Maybe we'll do more in the future. I don't know, but for now, that's what we're rolling with because we needed to buy them all and I didn't want to take too much risk and whatnot. So I hope you guys like it. If you do want one, there'll be a link in the description. But now, back to the video. The question is, what prison would he be sent to? Big Top Breakout. Yeah, I think he belongs in the circus. I'm willing to go with that. Oh my God, they're all clowns. Then I know who'd fit right in here. Ortee Game. It's all in good fun. Okay, everyone calm down. Oh my God, look at him. He's like presenting him. Ah, La Venya. Oh, he dropped them. Never mind. We have been able to acquire you from your previous prison. We get a performer. The prison system frees up a cell. Everyone's a winner. Did you have to put this makeup on me? This seems cruel and unusual. Definitely unusual. Circuitous... What was that? Circuit of Catastrophe? You will be expected to perform here. I can do any of these things. Okay, maybe not that. I can't make prisoners out of potted plants. I wish I could. Do you want to see an elephant? Yes, please. He's like, this is my wife. Oh, the cannon. That's how I'm going to escape, but I'm going to shoot myself out of this prison. Did he say it's not broken or it is broken? Either way, I'm fixing it. I am escaping by cannon fire. Okay, lights out. I just got here. I got some good stuff. They gave me some contraband to start off with. I'm already looting them. Roll call. I'm here. Now back to robbing my cellmates. Oh, rubber chicken. Oh, I've been caught. No, no, no, no, no, don't shoot. Don't shoot. Or the rubber chicken gets it. All right, I'm down. My first day of prison, I got shot. It sounds about right. Super rubber chicken weapon. I want that. Makeshift launcher. Oh, that would be cool. If I could launch over the walls or something. Makeshift helmet. Ah, maybe I can use that for the cannon. Where the hell am I going to get a coconut? Oh, yeah, they didn't take my chicken. Even if it is stolen. This paper clip needs to go to scooter. I can do that for you. I purchased a razor blade. They tried to charge me extra. After I refused, they dumped it at a desk. He's paying me 90. I can do anything you want me to do. This feels like a setup. This feels like too much. Laser blade. Nice. There we go. That was easy. Now I can afford a coconut. All right. I bought a hint at this payphone with that money. The flying Giuseppe has been grounded ever since this cannon has been out of action. You know, the flying Giuseppe is actually let's slip how that thing works. Despite the fancy pyrotechnics, it's just springs. Ah, so I do need the launcher things. So for that, I need a coconut, a hammer, a duct tape and two springs and a stick. I have the stick that helps at all. Just going to rob everyone and see. Does anyone have a coconut? Can I custard? If any of the guards frisk me. It's like a rubber chicken, a mop, a paperclip and a kind of custard. Oh, a coconut. Nice. I thought that was going to be pretty hard to find another coconut. Okay. Apparently everyone just loves coconuts. A pastry case. Perfect. Can I make something with a custard? Yes. A custard pie. Or is that a RT game? I need to do some reading. I need to be smart enough to turn a coconut into a hat. That's a common like gauge of intelligence. How smart are you when I can turn a coconut into a hat? Nope. Too tired. That's my guess catch phrase. Oh, the main entrance. I'll just leave. Where do you think you're going? This ain't going to work. He's like, that's have to find another way. Okay. I still need a hammer and I need two springs. This is actually going pretty well. Surprisingly, RT game has a hammer. Give me a discount, dude. Come on. I thought we were friends. All right. I gave someone a weapon. Where did he go? Where are you? Yes, mine at a premium price, but it's mine. Now I just need two springs. Is that all I'm going to need? Because if so, I've solved this so easily. I am a genius. Even though the warden took me right there and pretty much went if you want to escape, this cannon is here. I'm showering alone before a shower time because I'm self-conscious. Oh, gosh, here they come. Oh, I get dressed to run away. Oh, my God, there's the flying Giuseppe. I would assume. Otherwise, it's just a lunatic and a coconut hat. Either way, it's what I want to be. Nope, too tired. God damn it, he doesn't read. I was born to lead, not to read. I'll be the first for showtime though. Oh, the crowd's here. It's time for me to get some attention. Look at this, guys. Do something. Do it. There you go. Whoa. Everyone's clapping. How come you don't have enough energy to read but you have enough energy to do this? Oh, a fight's breaking out on stage. I didn't know this was an MMA fight. I'll just take him away. I just punched Artie game. I was trying to throw the pie at him. Scarred's help. Sorry, I know you're like searching your own desk but I need something from it apparently. I need this. All right, thank you very much. Trying to earn a bit of money so that I can buy springs. Oh, it's the flying Giuseppe again. Hey, big fan. No one is selling springs. Talcum powder. Okay, great. I'll get rid of it for you. He didn't realize the talcum powder was stolen. I'm not sure how you would identify it as a stolen item but oh, well, God, he's coming back to his cell while I'm actively hiding his talcum powder quick. Just flush it down the toilet. There you go. He just walked in as I was flushing it down the toilet. He's like, I can't believe I paid you to do that. Why didn't I think of that myself? All right, I got 110 now. That should be enough for a spring if I come across one. But no one seems to sell them. I don't have to go robbing, I think. Why does everyone have coconuts and no one has springs? Like, think of all the things you can do with springs. I actually cannot think of a single instance that you can use a spring in for some reason. My brain has gone... Oh, fxx, I just found a hammer. Oh, well. Oh, bow tie. That could look cute. Can I not wear it? What's the point in that then? I just want to look good for my performance. You know, this prison ain't so bad after all. I think I'll just stay here. It's really nice actually. Look, he's got balloon animals and everything. Paint face. I need some more face paint. Oh, I think I saw some earlier. I want to get my face painted. Yeah, this prison is great. Honestly, this is better than my life. I don't get my face painted. Got it. My turn. Leave. I want to do it. I think it's like a job or something. Fine. I'm going to go get a job of getting a little bit distracted here from what I should be doing here. How am I supposed to find springs? Lion feeding. Job filled by RT game. Well, now I want it. I didn't want it until just now, but I want it now all of a sudden. Like, lion feeding. So before job time, which is after breakfast, I need to beat up RT game and get his job. Poor RT is getting victimized here. RT game just passed and said, I'm not a funny person. Oh, he needs a crowbar to fix it. Oh, I saw a crowbar earlier and I didn't take it. Oh, who is this? Hello, sir. I am happy to help a magician. Maybe then he'll teach me magic and I can magic my way out of here. Oh, I want to get in there. I want to get into the ring master's carriage. I have such a weird assortment of items. A custard pie, a rubber chicken, a bow tie, face paints and a mop. Got to get this dummy for the magician. I want to learn magic. Jesus Christ, where am I? Retrieve and destroy the dummy. There's only one way I know how to destroy things. Let's flush it down the toilet. I'll do it to my neighbors. I don't want to do it to mine. There we go, the whole dummy. Oh, yeah, that should be fine. Oh, look at the poodles. Jesus Christ, they look vicious. I don't want to take a chance with them. The cannon's definitely the best way to get out of here. Follow me. I need to beat you up. Oh, no, don't shoot, don't shoot, don't shoot. Come on, I'll mop the floor with you. And after that pun, you got to just give up. You know I'm the good guy. Good guy always has the good puns. Oh, God. Oh, no, you fecker. You were barely alive. I just want to know who is the right key because I want to go into the awarding place, the ringmaster. It's show time. Should I really be going on stage with a concussion? I don't think it's a good idea. That show must go on. Take a look at this, everyone. As long as I don't make eye contact with the crowd, I'm fine. I don't get stage fright. That's why I'm turning the other way. God, I could use a little oil. It's very squeaky. No, you don't need to rest. You literally just need one more point and smareness. Can you just do this for me? There we go. Okay, now I think I can make everything. What is that guy doing on myself? Get the fuck out of there before I beat you up with my mom. Yes, my helmet. Craft it. Perfect. That looks so good on me. I'll just check myself into hospital. I just need some rest. This is where your tax dollars are going. Oh, God. In you come. We got a fight on our hands. They're so good at fighting. Oh, if you block it actually goes a lot smoother. Yeah, this works a lot better. Okay, that worked. Right key, fantastic. Okay, I know who has it now. I'll be back. Oh shit, lockdown. No, no, no. You can't shoot at me. I only have a mop. This isn't fair. It's like the old saying, ever bring a mop to a gunfight. Naughty ones go to solitary. Then you should have started me off there. You knew I was naughty when I got here. Great peeling potatoes. I'm Irish. This is a hate crime. Why did I start complaining earlier that I was going to get out of here in no time? I was too smart for this prison. I can't find springs anywhere now. Oh, crowbar. Nice. I'll go fix the cannon and then go break the RT games kneecaps. I need his job. Okay. Oh God, that consumed the crowbar. I need another weapon. Another crowbar. That'll do. Where is he? Where is he? But who's fighting? Why are they fighting? I'm so confused. I don't know where he is. Bastards always one step ahead. Come here. Let me in. Let me in. So I need this wad of potty thing to get a key. That's that should be fine. This this should be enough to get me a key. Oh, and the guard was in a room. I could have killed him in. Maybe I can still do it. You're following me. Oh my God. Why does he have to be called the incredible probably the strongest guard in here. My stamina is run out. If you could just not hit me, that would be great for a while. I need a break. Hold on. I need a break. Oh, fuck. Oh, shit. Oh, God damn it. You didn't win. They shot me still as a smile on his face. That's makeup dude. Come on round two. Same place. Different time. Let's go. But let your girlfriend go away first. Come here. How are they so strong? Oh, no. Bad timing. Bad timing. God damn it. I had her for fix sake. God damn it. Maybe I could take her here. When you're just out of the bed, how are you full health? Okay, good. Good, good, good. Okay, Q. Oh, no. There's a guard coming, isn't there? There's a guard coming. No, no, no. I need the body. Oh, shit. Okay. Okay. We are in major trouble now. Just kill me. Kill me. I'll come back for my key and hope to God it's still there. Oh, they're taking me to solitary. I better be fast with my fingers and peel some fucking potatoes. Why does it have to be so far away? Oh, sweet Jesus. I got a return to sell. I hope I have enough time to run and get my key first. All the doors are locked out there. Sugar. What am I going to do now? Wait, I didn't even stuff anything down the toilet. I just flushed it. You didn't fix it. He just left. He came in and looked and said, yep, it's flooded. All right. And then just left. Oh, he's fixing my toilet. Now I can flush things I don't need like face paints and a mug. Sir, can you come back? Okay, free time. Let's go. Sorry, everyone, for ruining the half of your free time with that lockdown. God damn it. It's gone. Isn't it? Who ratted me out? Who gave that mold away? Wait, I think I went into the warden's place by just going down the ladder. Fexing after all that trouble of getting a key. There better be my stolen stuff here. Oh, there's not, but the spring is there. I can't believe I tried for so long to get that and I could have just climbed in the roof. R.T. is off to his job. We got to make sure he doesn't make it. Oh, there's Gards everywhere though. All right. Here's my chance. Gards, he hit me. Gards? Why don't they care? Gards do not care about me for some reason. I mean, I'm still keeping him from his job like this. Wait, I don't want to die, he says. He runs off. Perfect. Say come back here. There you go. Mop the floor with him. All right. He didn't make it to his job. I hope he loses his job now. Just hide behind the cannon staring at him. Spring. Yes, I found it in the desk. God, this is a good day. We got those. We got a coconut and my helmet and my mop. I'm good to go. I didn't even want to be feeding the lions anyway. I just didn't want R.T. to be doing it. I just need some protection. There we go. Yay. Get in the cannon, Jim. Safety first, he says, as he puts the coconut on his head. This is how people die and then you read it in the newspaper like, hmm, what an idiot. Oh, there he goes. I think he's dead. Oh my God. This may have been a bit too fair. What were in those springs? All right, good. A tree broke his fall, even though he'd most likely be impaled. Off he goes with his little coconut hat. What a trooper. I got an A. I've never got an A in my life. I'm so happy. I deserve it. I deserved to be back on the streets causing trouble. All right. Well, I hope you enjoyed. I hope you're glad to see Jim Pickens back on the streets causing chaos and yeah, I appreciate you watching folks. I really do. It means a lot to me and I hope to see you next time. Bye for now.