 From Hollywood transcribe my friend Irma ends another poem When in spring the world begins to stir like a babe in the arms of its mother I love to watch the March wind blow into one ear of Irma and out the other Yeah, that's cute Jane. I've written a poem about ends quickly my dear the Academy Awards will soon be enough All right It's about a boy and a girl who would always sit in back of a pole at the movies and neck a very literary subject Let's hear it behind the poles that patricia and stanley happy as two cows in clover And she would take out a box of ends so he would know when the picture was over And friends if you get a box of ends, you know your worries will be over because ends E N and D s The really effective chlorophyll tablets really stop triple. Oh stop odors of body stop odors of breath Stop other odor offense stop all three keep you fresh as a daisy all day all over It's amazing, but one or two tiny ends tablets daily are all you need to stop triple. Oh And stop triple And now Most popular chlorophyll tablets are proud to present your favorite comedy show Created by Si Howard and starring Marie Wilson as Irma and Kathy Lewis is Jane in my friend Irma Nothing sweetie. Are you sure? Maybe I could help you. No, thanks. I said it was nothing. All right Oh, Jane. Who is that girl in your office? I meant to ask you at lunch, but I forgot a new girl. Yeah Oh, I haven't noticed her. Well, your boss Richard seemed very attentive to her. He did. That's funny Escaped me completely Well, she's very pretty. I didn't even pay any attention to what she looked like. She had lovely red hair That's Hannah because I saw all the dark roots Oh, Jane, then you are worried me worried. Oh Oh cookie don't be ridiculous I should hate to think I had to worry about some brazen little redhead with false eyelashes and a figure that She is pretty Well, just a look at But don't you worry Jane you've got a great dear more inside of you than she has inside of me Well, that's a comforting thought may interest you to know Irma that very few men go around carrying fluoroscopes Jane I'd hate to think you were jealous. I never get jealous of Al Why you always have to bring his name up when we're talking about people I Just human as anybody and I never get jealous of him cookie. Please understand. I'm not at all worried about losing Richard In fact, I have a date with him this evening. He's coming over Hello Hello, Jane. This is Richard. Oh Richard. I was just about to call you if it's about our date Jane I'm afraid I'll have to disappoint you. I'm staying at the office this evening and oh you Need any help? No, no miss Benson the new girl will be here. That's why I'm staying late I want to show Gloria how we operate and well, you know, there just isn't time during the day You understand, don't you? Certainly. I do and goodbye dr. Rhinelander Jane what's wrong? Nothing, then why are you chewing your hat? Oh? Was I it's just it this is no laughing matter Richard alone in that office with that red head Who knows what can happen? Well, it's your own fault Jane. You should work nights like the new girl No, I'm a beast till I know what I'll do. I'll quit. That's what I'll do. I'll quit Irma listen my quitting is a personal matter. I don't want the neighbors to know about it. Okay. All right What do you think I am a blabbermouth? Yes? Come in Well girls what's new Jane is quitting her job Irma Don't worry Jane. I'm not gonna tell him about the redhead who's in the office with Richard Janey you're really quitting your job and this redhead Janey darling don't let jealousy that green-eyed monster get the best of you That's what ruined my marriage that green-eyed monster Jealousy no my wife was there Yeah, I've been trying to cheer her up too professor. I told you ain't she can get another fellow maybe someone like my owl Please I'm a Remark like that is only good for stopping hiccups Janey dear oh professor stop trying to cheer me up the two of you. I'm a grown woman. I Why should he treat me like this because of some red head? What the men find so fascinating about these flaming red heads? I've known plenty believe me their hair may look like it's on fire, but many turn out to be false alarm Yeah, but Janey dear don't cry he is making you miserable now But someday you'll be his wife and then you'll show him what real misery is life Jane is there anything I can do to cheer you up. No cookie. Thanks. I I've reached the decision with Richard I'm going through with it if he likes miss Benson. That's entirely up to him Fact I'm gonna write him a letter of resignation immediately. I want him to get it in the mail the first thing in the morning Hello, Jane. Hey, chicken Hello, honey. What do you what makes you so happy? Oh, just got the news. I hear they're raising the unemployment check for $30 Yep, and to think my mother wanted me to go to college Yeah, now you'll have real money. Oh, well, they just count on that, you know little owl always got a hot deal on the fire This one's absolutely foolproof. It sounds exciting. How honey. What is it? It's a special television set for watching horse races, but now you can do that with any television set. I know but this one fixes the race Jane you think Richard might be interested in investing in the idea Jane didn't you hear me? Al don't mention his name. You see Jane and Richard are not SPEC And how do you spell speaking? Hey, Jane is this on the level. Yeah, that's right. Oh, what is it his folks? No a redhead the big stiff Doing that to you Janie. Oh, well, what's the difference if you'll excuse me? I'm gonna go into the bedroom Write my letter of resignation Oh the poor frustrated kid You see chicken how lucky you are with a guy like me You'll never catch me running around with other day. No, sir got my philosophy about that. What is it? Al all dames are the same to me. They're like pinball machines No matter how fancy they are no matter how much seem to a light up and glow in the dark You'll never get your money out of them Do you feel about me now chicken with you, it's different you're already tilted Well, I've scribbled a note to Richard can we hear it Jane after all Al and I are your best friends We might be able to help you. That's sweet of you kids. It's just wonderful to have friends Here it is. Mr. Richard Rhinelander dear sir. Gee that's nice and cold. Yeah Dear sir, I have been in your employ for the past two years and feel I have discharged my duties rather efficiently It wasn't entirely my fault that our business association grew into a more personal relationship and Certainly nothing I have done could justify your behavior of the past 48 hours to wit one redhead by your actions, I have recognized you for what you really are an Unmitigated uncouth unprincipled you left out on American Unscrupulous Lothariel I accordingly Resigned my position and I never I And I never want to see you again sincerely yours Gee Jane you must love him. Don't be silly. I hate him. Oh Look may all turn out for the best you're too nice a dame to worry about that guy. Hey, come on kids I'll treat you both to a soda. No, thanks Al you two run along without me I'm gonna stay here and read the one ad here. You dropped the letter in the mailbox I want Richard to get it the first thing in the morning. All right, Jane. Put on your rubber chicken Is it raining? No, but might want to take you into a movie and then fire escapes a slippery I See you Jane. Oh, mr. Rhinelander. Well, Jane. I knew you misunderstood me over the phone That's why I rushed over here. I couldn't speak in front of miss Benson. Oh really no explanations are necessary Richard If that's what you came now, please Jane, let me explain miss Benson is the niece of a very important client We're trying to land now frankly she bores me to death, but I have to encourage her in her work So she'll tell her uncle after that will transfer her to the Boston office Richard do you mean Jane? How could you think that she's engaged and you know what you mean to me and here I've spent most of this afternoon fighting with father to get you a $10 raise for me. Oh, Richard. That's Richard what's the matter? You you don't look well You know why don't you take tomorrow morning off? I'll get the mail for you and everything better in my life. What's the matter with you? 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That's E N N D s ends chlorophyll tablets pleasant tasting and safe as any garden vegetable trial size ends only 49 cents a drug count is everywhere larger sizes even more economical Stacy really pulled off a beaut Richard has turned out to be the swellest guy that ever lived and I like a fool had to write him a letter calling him more names And there are in the vocabulary of a sailor's parrot He ever gets that letter that's the end that's all the end And I'm going out of my mind thinking of ways to get it back before he reads it Irma What yeah, how am I gonna keep that letter from Richard? What do you mean? Why don't you look with him tonight and tomorrow you'll have the right to open his mail? Oh? Wait a minute you've given me an idea. I won't open his mail I'll just get to the office at seven in the morning, and I'll get the letter from the mailing room before it's distributed Well, how do you get up so early by going to bed right now? Irma would you put that book down turn out the lights come on, but this book is so interesting It's all about dreams dreams. Yes, it explains them You've no idea what goes on in a person's mind when they're unconscious. I Have a rough idea Of course, I don't believe at all this book says if a girl puts a piece of wedding cake under her pillow and dreams She'll soon get married. Why don't you try it? I have but I get hungry in the middle of the night and I eat up my future Well, come on put the book down honey You know you get nightmares and you read in bed like the other night you woke up screaming that you were cold and you Wanted somebody to stop the horse. Oh, yes, I'll never read Lady. Good. Dive again Come on cook turn out the lights. Huh? This is one night. I must not oversleep All right Jane. Just give me a moment to do my face first the cold cream But see this stuff is so chilly. Why don't they make hot cold cream? I'll tell him I'll tell him okay. Hurry up honey. Will you come on? All right now a cleansing cream All night cream all purpose cream beauty cream sour cream Sour cream. Yes. I'm hungry. Oh where am I coming? In a minute Jane it takes a while to get all this makeup off I know but I've seen him get the barnacles off a battleship in less time Well, I'm finished now. I just want to fix these curlers in my hair. All right, okay Good night Jane. Good night, honey Do you mind if I open the window? No leave it closed honey. It's raining But I can't sleep with the window closed. We'll try for my sake, huh? All right Good night. Good night. Jane Jane she must have been tired Sleep already now. I can open the window. Oh Richard Isn't Niagara Falls Beautiful. Oh, I can feel the spray in my face. It's just Irma Irma the windows open. I'm getting soaked. Oh, I'm sorry Jane. I didn't think it would come in. I'll close it. Oh Honey, please go to sleep. I've got to be at the office at seven. All right Jane. Good night. Good night. Oh Jane What now my foot itches. Well scratch it I can't it's on your side of the bed. You're closer Oh, all right there, okay Thank you. Good night. Irma. Good night Jane. Oh Jane What is it? Are you awake? No, are you sure? Absolutely, but you spoke to me. I talk in my sleep Irma darling, what's wrong now? I can't sleep We'll try counting sheep. All right one two three five six eight nine eleven twelve What happened to four seven and ten? Oh, those are black sheep. I can't see them in the dark Honestly, Irma, if you don't let me sleep I'll scream Night Jane. I really got trouble. She's talking in her sleep. You're telling me you sent Van Johnson away and asked for To me that's like sending back steak and begging for horse meat. Why do I get these nightmares? I don't know honey. Try sleeping on your back. Makes me snore. Well, try sleeping on your stomach. No, I might smother Why don't you try sleepwalking and get out of here? I've got to get up early. Well, Jane take my advice and go right to sleep Oh, this can't be can this just case. This is all a dream. Who is it? Oh Wait until we slip into robes professor. I hate to bother you, but maybe you got some pots and pans you're cooking now So who's cooking it's raining and the water's coming through the roof Did you tell Mrs. O'Reilly don't be silly she'll charge me extra for swimming privileges Professor he's asked Mrs. O'Reilly or asked the Martins or ask anybody, but I've got to get some sleep on us Good night. Oh, I don't I don't get excited. I'll tread water tonight Good night. Oh Irma, it's past midnight. I'm just getting panicky if I'm not in that office by seven My world is ended Irma if you have any love for me at all, please go to sleep. All right Yeah, I guess I shouldn't have read that book about dreams Oh, honey, turn out the light and getting better. I promise you up. Is this Grand Central Station? Oh, wait, we get our robes on we're not decent. It's already complex. We're just as nice as anyone A week or two Well, I didn't mean to barge in on you. Okay, it's not that I'm an unfriendly person I like company as much as the next girl, but not at 1 30 in the morning get it What are you so nervous about Jane? I'll Richard and I patched up our quarrel There happens to be a letter in the mail in which I call him everything in the world And I've got to stop that letter. Oh say Irma the kids got right Recognize your predicament Jane must stop that letter. Oh, well only one man who can help who else who else but hello, Joe Al got a problem Joe, who do you know at the post office? Oh all them guys whose pictures are on the wall No, you see Joe, we're trying to stop a letter that's been mailed. How do I do it? Huh, uh-huh Uh-huh Mm-hmm You do not wish to tamper with the government because most of your family is with the government. Well, we're Joe. Oh One island in the Pacific Well one island Joe Alcatrazia well them Understands your point Joe and respect your desire not to travel good night Joe That looks like you're a tough spot Janie. Oh, look Al. Thanks for trying But if you'll just let me get some sleep, I'll stop that letter myself in the morning. Okay, Jane Good night. Yeah, I know my face is all covered with cold cream But would you just like to peck me on the cheek? Oh can't take a chance check might slip and bite off your nose Good night and pleasant dreams chicken. Good night Al, honey Jane Let's just sit here and talk about it. I'ma turn out the lights Please oh my goodness, it's almost two and I should get up at six. How will I get eight hours sleep in four hours? Well, you can drag it out sleep slow For the last time if you make one more sound and until I tell you to so help me I don't know what I'll do you have my promise. Good night That's a telephone Answer it was on your side of the bed Hermit's noon. 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I'd like to turn into a train so I could get away fast from my friend Irma My friend Irma is a Psy Howard production and is written by Park Levy who writes the script with Stanley Adams Pat Burton is associate producer Marie Wilson has starred as Irma and Kathy Lewis is Jane The part of Al was played by John Brown Hans Conrad was heard as Professor Kropotkin and life Erikson as Richard Music was under the direction of Led Glaskin folks as friends of my friend Irma We're sure you'll be interested in reading the delightful story about our show written by Professor Kropotkin Which appears in the March issue of radio TV Mirror magazine on sale now at your favorite news stand You can't have a sparkling personality if you don't have sparkling eyes And you can't have sparkling eyes if they're tired dull red from lack of sleep driving wind or glare So get I jean one or two drops in each eye float away that tired eye feeling leave eyes Refreshed then your whole face lights up. 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