 For those watching television news in Russia, there is no war in Ukraine. Only a special military operation designed to root out Nazis. And it's all going according to plan. Destroy the whole city, mass chaos was created. And we can safely report it is now liberated. Wait we bombed it and raised it. Destroyed it entirely. Killed every person that we saw. Hacked until they were free. All thanks to Putin. Putin good. The Stanley Cup playoffs are back in full force. And this year's MVP, Vlad Putin of course. Watch as he skillfully weaves through their expert defense. And coming up, who uncovered artifacts of priceless expense? Let me guess. Putin. Yeah, yeah. Putin good. Destroyed their infantry. Meaning we killed some infants. Oh my god. We lost several tanks. We wrote off some equipment. This reminds me of a story. I was out eating Greek and they brought out that flaming thing. Ah, liberating the cheese. No, it's, you're not getting the point. It's as if this is all planned. How can you look at what's happening and say, ah never mind, I understand. Putin. Putin not good. Putin. Putin really not good. Hey where are you taking me? This is not Tama meal.