 Who wants to be a millionaire? Hello and welcome to Who Wants to Be a Millionaire. My name is Ethan Nester, the tiredest boy in the world. I leave for tour. By the time that this is out, I'm already on tour. I'm tired. Please come to the shows. Okay, we're gonna play Who Wants to Be a Millionaire. What is this going to be comprised of? Me not being able to answer any of the questions. Me. Getting all of the questions wrong. Me. Making a fool of myself on the internet. Or me. Looking, uh, uh. Me. Having a mental breakdown on camera. If you answered all of the above. Ah, Julie. Massimo. Lindsay. Ruben. Margaret. It's got a, she's 69, dude. I've got it, and she's passionate about minigolf. I'm gonna make her a millionaire. Let's go. Who's the host of this show? I can't remember. Bob Barker? She's alive. Who is he? Who's Bob Barker? I don't remember. Oh, Regis Filman is the host of this show, isn't he? Regis, is that his name? It's him. Who are you supposed to be? Is that gonna be the first question? Who the fuck is this dude? Big kisses to my grandchildren who are watching me on TV. Now go to bed. So let me get started then. OK. Question before I find $1 million. Let's go. Best of luck. It's time to play Who Wants to Be a Millionaire. I do, I do, I do. OK, let's get it going. And it's 15 steps to reach the million. Yep, that's right. The money ladder, baby, and we're gonna climb our way to the top. To help you, we have four lifelines at your disposal. Phone a friend, the 50-50, ask the audience, and switch the question. OK, here we go. Diddly-little-little-little-little. Which animal is the national emblem of the United States? Well, I know this. It's the Bald Eagle. And the best answer is C. No doubt. No doubt. Is that your final answer? If this is your final answer. Oh, well. Let's hope it's the correct answer. OK, I got confused for a second. The pacing of this is really weird. I got it. Guys, first question. Who voiced her? I'm ready for the new question. What plant is Pesto primarily made of? Basil Parsley Rosemary or Herb's Dip Braul Vance. I think it's basil. It's either. Well, I'm going to try A. Yes, I think it's A. Basil? Oh, I can't wait to see the correct answer. Is it basil? Yeah, baby. Oh, man. That's great. We certainly can. I don't remember your name. Oh, fuck, math. Oh, no. What's the square root of 625? I don't know. Hey, Siri, what's the square root of 625? I added another light. 25. Guys, I didn't use any lifeline. That's the only time I'm going to do that is math, OK? Because I'm hopeless. OK, can we make a deal? Do we have a deal? Thank you. What is the result of adding up one hour and 40 minutes plus four hours and 30 minutes? That's five hours and 20 minutes, right? Wait, hold on. Four hours, five hours, five, 40, six, 20. Sorry. Six, six, 20. I'm going to say D. You had to make a choice. Yes. They keep interrupting each other. No. Wait, I got nothing? I got nothing at all? This game sucks. We're going to go with Margarith. Margarith? It's not Margarith. It's Margarith. Here, let's make the room cool. Should we make it purple? Shabbatah! Peh-de-de-de-de-de. When something gets quartered, it is divided into four pieces. Too bad if I'm wrong. We're getting right into this. Why do they keep doing that? We're right. How come I didn't get any money before? Which of these people was a veteran news anchor? Jay Leno. Arsenio Hall. I'm going to ask the audience. OK, audience, fingers under the pads. Let's help our contestant. All vote now. I have no idea with this. I have absolutely no clue. D. Walter Cronkite? OK, I'm going to trust you on this one, audience. Please don't fuck me over. Final answer? That's my final answer. You're all right. Let's find out the right answer together. Please, audience. Thank you, Walter Cronkite. I have no idea who you are. The dance craze, which became popular in the US in the 80s, was it's got to be break dancing, right? Smash dancing, split dancing, burst it. It has to be break dancing. We're going to say D. Look at that face. It's a face of confidence, a face of knowledge. Let's go. Break dancing. And what will be your final answer? Oh, I can't wait to see the correct answer. God. Just own it. You've got it. Just own it. I got it, baby. That question almost drove me crazy. It almost made me start break dancing. Often found on beaches. What is kelp? Seaweed. Seaweed. I'm going to say sea. Is that your final answer? You have given your final answer. It's just them constantly talking over each other. Absolutely. Fuck yeah, baby. Yeah, you see? Inna Sewell's classic children's domble. What is black beauty? Black beauty is a horse. It's a horse. It's a horse. It seems quite appropriate to me. It's a horse. I remember. I didn't read the book, but I remember the movie. It's time to discover the right answer. Please stop talking over each other. Money. The money's safe. I got to 1,000 guys. This is a big deal for me, OK? In 1993, which US president was president of the historic handshake between Yitzak, Rabin, and Yasser? I don't know. 1993? 1993? 1993 has to be Bill Clinton, right? It has to be. Yes, B. You absolutely sure this is your final answer? Oh, no, wait. It wasn't the correct. Wait. I was thinking that it was the current US president at that time, which I thought maybe was Bill Clinton, which I don't even know. Was it? Can you tell what it is yet? The autobiography of which popular entertainer? I have no idea. I'm going to have to use a lifeline. Let's do a nice, let's change it. Hopefully it changes. You choose your switch lifeline. You are careful. Well done. Please give me something that I might have. It was wrong. I hope you ever recovered from your emotions, because here is your new question. In Japan, when Sony, a broth of mochi and vegetables, traditionally consumed. I want to try a. This is a complete guess. You have made your choice. Unfortunate for this wrong answer. You are walking out of here with your guaranteed cash prize. What's my guaranteed cash prize? Just people coughing. Let's see how far we can go. I'm just going to skip to past 1,000. What is it called when dancers perform in front of an audience? A dance? What? I don't. You could call it what? A dance party? Dance party. Is this our? Are you absolutely sure? You have given your final answer. Oh, I'm so sorry. It was a show. This game sucks. We got to go again. We got to go again. We're playing on easy mode. Come on, dude. What is the name, Jasmine? Yeah, thank you. Which singer did Mark Ronson release the hit single Uptown Funk? Bruno Mars. Who is the hero of Pirates of the Caribbean? Jack Sparrow. Where do you find all the words in the English language in a motor? Which one of these robots does not appear in a Star Wars movie? T-1000s. What is the capital city of Mexico? Mexico City. Yeah, baby. Yeah, all right. No more skipping around. I didn't realize that I was over 1,000. So now we're getting back to the real zone, all right? So slip in for a comfy ride, because here we go. Which type of these, which types of flower does, which of these types of flower, which of these, which of these types of flower does not exist? I don't think bean flower is the thing. We're going to say D. It's my final answer. That's my final answer. But all right, let's find out the right answer together. Ah! God damn it. This game sucks. We got to go again. I have to win on easy. Right? All right, we're at the $1,000 threshold. In which ball game do you need to hit players with the ball? Dodgeball. And too bad if I'm wrong. B. I can't fucking if I'm wrong. Game sucks anyway. I'm going to play this smart, OK? I'm going to use my lifelines if I'm unsure. Which one of these is not a card game? War. That is a card game. Bridge. That is a card game. I don't know what that is. Gin rummy. I think Gin rummy is a card game. I've never heard of that before. I've never heard of it. Gin rummy is a card game. It is. It is. I'm almost positive. I'm almost positive. Oh! As if that was a hard question. I just never played Gin rummy. I'm sorry. In what year did the euro become the official currency of Europe? I have no idea. I have no clue. I am going to be using a lifeline. I have no clue at all. I have no clue. We're going to use this. But this is an American audience, isn't it? So what do they know? They know as much as I do. And I know nothing. Fuck. C, 2002. I'm going to go with C, 2002. C seems good to me. OK, C. You know what my next question is. If this is your final answer, let's hope it's the correct answer. Come on. Come on. Yes, you are right. Baby, God, back. I see Margarith. I see. Is it Margaret or is it Margarith? I don't know. Where's the 2022 soccer world cup supposed to be held? I don't know. In the United States, in Qatar, in Denmark, or in Paris. Couldn't tell you. We're going to. We're going to change the question. We're going to change the question. Where was it? Where was it? In Qatar, I wouldn't have guessed that. Get me a new question. Are you ready to face the traps of this next question? I am. I am. Which animal grunts during mating season? Mice? I'm going to say it's stags. Stags. Final answer, stags. Use your choices made. It's time to discover the right answer. Bigoted out, perfect. Baby, we'd love to see it. We love to see it. Oh my god, we're at six. It almost drove me crazy, too, Margarith. I swear to God, I would have done something rash. Who sculpted the thinker? I don't know. I should know this. It wasn't because of. I think it was Da Vinci. I'm going to go with. I'm going to try a final answer. The computer validated your answer. But it's the game. This is not the right answer. I got to get a million bucks. This is so hard. This is so hard. We're getting it this time, gamers. We're getting it this time. OK? It is Margaret. Fuck, I'm dumb. What can you eat that is green, white, or red? Green beans? White beans? Red beans. Breams? Beans? Beans? Beans. It's beans. It's beans. What are breams? Is that a real thing? What are beans? Ah! God, I'm so tired. What colors do you have to mix to get gray? White and black. Kind of black? Black and white. Black and yellow. Black and white. Black and white. Black and white. Black and white, baby. Is that your final? You have made your choice. I'm on easy mode, and I can't even get it. How long is halftime in the NFL? 20 minutes? 12 minutes? 40 minutes? One hour. I think it's 20 minutes. I think it's 20 minutes. I'm too jing-a. It's 20 minutes. Yes, that's my final answer. Now it's time to find out the correct answer. It's my final answer. I'm confident it's 20 minutes. Fuck! This is not the right answer. That was not the right answer? We're doing one more round, OK? One more round with Margaret. All right? We're getting serious now, all right? I forgot to press the button. OK. Who wants to be a millionaire? The final round, looking to gain a million dollars. I'm adding in a thing of my own, all right? If I can't get an answer right, I get to phone a friend, all right? I get to phone a friend one time. I get to do it as many times as I want, but one time per question. Is that fair? That's not fair at all. Not at all fair. Who wants to be a millionaire? When a volcano wakes up, we say that it has morning wood. Erupts. Final answer. Sure does, Margaret. Which of these letters is sometimes a vowel and sometimes Y, A-E-I-O-U and sometimes Y? We're going with C. Y. Why is it sometimes a vowel? Who did that? Why would we do that? Why is it sometimes a vowel? I think that's dumb. Can you explain to me why it's sometimes a vowel? Which book adaptation was released straight to Disney Plus in 2020? The Chronicles of Narnia. Nope, Harry Potter. Nope, Aragon. Nope, Artemis Fowle. Oh, shit. I don't know. Straight to Disney Plus? It had to be Artemis Fowle, right? We're going to ask the audience on this one. It's now up to the audience to choose what they think is the right answer. Good luck. We're going to ask the audience on this. We've got to get a million bucks. Whoa. Damn, I was thinking it was Artemis Fowle, too. But choice has to be made. I'm going to say D. Yep, Artemis Fowle. You had to make a choice. Oh, I can't wait to see the correct answer. Yep, Artemis Fowle. Artemis Fowle, baby. Yeah, I knew that one pretty good and well and good. What is the most popular indoor sport in the USA? Indoor volleyball. Hockey? Basketball. Trampolining. It's got to be basketball, right? It's got to be basketball. And now to the most important, the choice is made. Yeah. What if it was trampolining? What hit Isaac Newton on his head and gave him the idea for the theory of gravity? It was an apple, wasn't it? A piece of furniture? A piece of furniture? A piece of furniture. It was an apple. And too bad if I'm wrong. A piece of furniture. All right, that's all final answer. What if it was a ball? It was an apple. Oh, man. How many musketeers are there really? And Alexander Dumas is the three musketeers. I'm going to phone a friend on this, all right? Call Brian Long on speakerphone. It's important, Brian. Come on, pick up. He's currently, I literally have his Elden Ring stream up on my second monitor. He's playing Elden Ring right now. He's not going to pick up. Come on, Brian, pick up. Come on, thankfully, there's no time limit. He's literally fighting a boss right now. He's not going to pick up. Brian, please. Brian, please, come on. Come on, you're done fighting the boss. Come on, pick up. Hello, Ethan Nestor, I'm screaming. Hey, great, I'm recording. I have a question for you. Yeah, what's up? I'm playing Who Wants to be a Millionaire, and I'm phoning a friend, all right? Because I want to hit $1 million, and I'm unsure about this one. I've got you. All right, you're going to laugh, but it's because of the word really in here, and it's thrown me off. How many musketeers are there really? And Alexander Dumas is the three musketeers. Two, three, four, or five? First of all, it's Alexander Dumas. Yeah, second of all, I'm pretty sure it's four. OK, we're going to see if you're right. OK. I'm locking in C. Locking in C, are you sure? You have given your final answer. I hope it is the right one. I hope it's the right one, said the guy. Oh, and we've got it. Thank you so much, Brian. OK, you know, I want a little bit of the royalties of that. Well, I just want $808,000. I mean, the game is getting tough. I thought you were getting a million dollars. Well, I mean, that's the goal. This is the $8,000 question? Yeah. All right, have fun with Elden Ring. Yeah, enjoy millions. All right, bye. OK, what is a group of neighboring stars called a constellation? Well, I'm going to try A. Is that your final? Oh, I can't wait to see. Wait, what if this is wrong, though? It is a constellation, right? That's the one. Yeah, yeah. As of 2020, which country is not a part of the European Union? Denmark, Estonia, Hungary, or Turkey? I'm going to. What happens when we find a friend? It's certainly better to be alone than in bad company. But this time, your friend will be important. He'll call him right away. Who's my friend? Who am I calling? Oh, Valerie, daughter, neighbor? Let's call my daughter, Astrid. Good evening, Astrid. I need your guiding light to help me choose the right answer. Guiding light? Well, I hope I have the enlightenment that will allow you to answer this question correctly. Why do you say? Yeah, from what I remember, I would say D, yeah, yeah. Why does she sound like a serial killer? All right, we're going with Turkey. Astrid, please do not fail me. Astrid, Astrid, come on. This money is safe now. Oh, $32,000. This is going to take me a year and a half to get to a million. What is the name of the most famous photo retouching software, Photoshop? Office, Windows, Paint. Can I, uh, how many, where are we at? Oh, Photoshop. All right, here we go. Locking that in? Thank you. This is your final answer. Let's hope it's the correct answer. Mm-hmm. Margaret is still pretty resourceful, you see? The questions follow each other and are not. Which book by John Green features the protagonist, Hazel Grace Lancaster. It's Fault in Our Stars, right? Turtles All the Way Day. Fault in Our Stars. Is that your final answer? Hazel Grace? Yes, that's my final answer. Now is the time to see the right one. Mm-hmm. I really know my answers. All right. Oh, my God. Oh, my God, dude. We're getting down to the wire here. We're getting down to the goddamn wire here. The game is getting tougher now. We have this brand new question. In approximately what year did writing appear? Oh. I don't know. I have no clue. Which is why we're going to go to the audience. Or not the audience. Something else. We're going to switch it up. We're going to switch it up. Find something a little bit more to my liking. Huh? OK. When did writing appear? 3500 BC? Great. I wouldn't have guessed that. I don't know which I would have picked, if I'm honest. Are you ready to face the traps of this next question? Yes, please. Let it be something that I know. What are me or cats? A type of dog. A type of cat. A type of mongoose. Or a type of bird. They are a type of mongoose. And the best answer is C. No doubt. Is that your final answer? The choice is made. That's what we were looking for. Baby. Baby. A million dollars. Here I come. What is it, chickadee? It's a bird. It's all for animals. A type of bird. It's a type of bird. It's the main state bird. It is the main state bird. Our bird is the chickadee, I think. Is that right? What's the main state bird at it, or popping up on screen? Ah, I was right. Chickadee is a type of bird. Yep. Guys, we are at $500,000. We are doing so good. This is the last question for a million dollars. Oh my god. Oh my god, here we go. You will be asked a new question now. What is the population of the United States? It's like 350 million or something. 330 million? It's 330 million. 330 million. Final answer. And what will be your final answer? I hope it is the right one. For a million dollars. You just won the prize. How does he do it? Well, with a little bit of brains and a little bit of hutzpah and a little bit of go-get-em attitude, you too can be a millionaire. Well, friends, I won a million dollars. Gosh, darn it, I'm proud of myself for doing so. So thank you guys so much for coming to the video today. I hope that you enjoyed it. And I hoped that it gave you the hope that you, too, could win a million dollars. So tell me, comment section below, who wants to be a millionaire?