 Item No. SCP-2527 Object Class Safe Special Containment Procedures Outside of testing periods, SCP-2527-1 is to be contained in a reinforced steel containment crate, 4 meter cubic, on the side of the testing field at Site-59. Testing is to be carried out only as ordered by the Site Director. SCP-2527-2 is to be kept in a computer in an operations room behind three security doors with separate passwords. Access is strictly prohibited outside of testing periods. When not in use for testing, the computer containing SCP-2527-2 is to be shut down and unplugged. Description SCP-2527-1 is a 2 meter high stone statue of a Lamassu, is inert by default, however depending on the commands entered in SCP-2527-2, SCP-2527-1 is capable of Movement by means of instantaneous materialization in the center of a 3 meter by 3 meter space directly before, behind, or to the left and right of itself. Destruction of walls and other obstructions by means of a shockwave from an indeterminate source, spontaneous generation of flowers in the other plant life within its 3 meter by 3 meter square of influence, and spontaneous impregnation of any available uterus within its square of influence with a smaller stone Lamassu. SCP-2527-2 is a Commodore 64 text adventure game titled Massey's Big Chance, uses the means to control the actions of SCP-2527-1. Box art of the game includes a description, congratulations, you are Massey and became a god, now go for it and establish your demonion. SCP-2527-2 Log, SCP-2527-1 capabilities against human subjects Massey's Big Chance, version 1.02 Totlay Software Corporation Massey awakened to discover he is in box. There is light coming to box from north because entrance. Massey is an anxiety to do god things, what do? Go north Massey go north, out of box now, sees one D-3515 and D-5992 to north directly, there is grass below. Go north Massey go north, wait if Massey crush D-5992, D-3515 exclaim loudly, punish D-3515 as possible, burn D-3515, skin burned, screams are loud, long live Massey, D-3515 rolls on floor, burn D-3515, fire intense, burning is multiple, D-3515 screams perfuse, smite D-3515 Wave of energy breaks apart D-3515, long live Massey. To the end the front of you Massey sees walls to distant north, east and west, behind, wall to south as well as box, what do, suggest, leave walls? Go south too Massey return to box, it is not recommended that Massey stay, gods have much work doing. Quit. Are you sure you? Why? Thank you. Progress save.