 to do with this. Since last year I said I wanted to be tall and it started on a piano. I feel like we should start the year on a piano. But you didn't become taller. That's still for debate. You can't prove that I didn't become taller. Okay, what is an e-girl? What is an e-girl? Um, it's just like, um, accessories and makeup and some style mostly. That's it? Accessories, makeup, and style? Yeah. That's what you want to do this year? Yeah. Do you want to hear this one? It's called Sentimental Boy. It's for Kermit. Welcome back to my mediocre channel filled with mediocre content. I had a lovely break. I hope that you guys did too. I hope you had a wonderful new year, a wonderful holiday, whatever you did. I did nothing. This is the first time I'm turning my brain back on. So I've been watching so many videos. Obviously many, many TikToks, as you guys know, I'm a big huge fan of TikTok over the break. And I've just been so inspired by e-girls. I feel like it's a mix between like Harajuku makeup and style, emo, and like Igari makeup, the hangover makeup in Japan where they put the blush like under their eyes. Like, I don't know. I just think it's so cute. And yeah, I know that I'm 33 and it's probably not for me. But what I learned from my Claire's makeover is that anything is for you if you do it to yourself and you want it to be. Hi, who's to say what's for anyone? You should wear and look like however you feel like. I happen to think that this trend is really cute. When I first saw it, I thought it had to do with being a professional e-athlete, which I am. I saw the pictures of e-girls and I'm like, those do not look like competitive e-sports athletes, just solely based on the fact that I have gamed in long false eyelashes. And let me tell you, it gets very uncomfortable after a while, especially when you're wearing your gaming glasses. Your lashes are just pushed up against your gaming glasses. It's really hard. I feel like it's less about being a professional e-sports athlete and more about it. Well, I don't know. What would you say? It's just like, it's cute, but it doesn't mean that they play e-sports. I thought it meant they played e-sports. I think their vibe is like, we like electronics. Oh, electronics? Do they work in a radio shack? They go to a radio shack. Okay, they go to radio. E-girls are girls that dress cute to go to a radio shack. I just think that it's super cute. And I want to see what it looks like on me because I'm just a lady with time. Who doesn't bake with it? The studio sauce for my radio shack. So I watched a bunch of videos. It's basically like a good straight brow, a good wing liner, pink everywhere. You look real sick, but like in a hot way, you know? What? Yeah, you know, like when you sick in a hot way. I don't know that. It's like having a cult, but like you're super hot. It's very like feminine and masculine and just like, I think it's so cute. I feel like it's 2020 emo. And if I was a teenager right now, I feel like I would be like a 15 year old e-girl. Basically you start off with like your foundation and concealer like as you usually would. Guess who made an e-girl makeup tutorial? Doja Cat. Country girl, I love you, E-girl. So as you can see, I've already pre-shaped the tails of my eyebrows so that I can achieve, um, bitch, bro. The Kardashians are not e-girls. They're e-women. They're e-women. So Julian, because I know sometimes you feel like left out when I'm doing fun things to me, I did get you a couple of things. Maybe you can just have you do some of the blush if you want so that you can also look like really sick in the face, but like so hot. I feel like the e-girl makeup is actually something like pretty similar. The only thing that's like kind of different is that there's some fake freckles and the blush is up really high. So if I like that, I'm stealing it. According to Doja Cat that when you make everything like up here, it makes your face look so much younger. And when you put all your like blush and stuff down here, it makes you look older. And I believe Doja Cat because I believe everything she says blindly and I never question it when you a fan of somebody. So I feel like the forehead contour, I'm like making it real patchy and messy, but it's really not going to matter because I feel like another really important style aspect to e-girl is that you have straight across bangs. I have a plan for that later. Don't worry. I'm not going to cut my own bangs. I already did that. Did you like my bangs when I cut them? Yeah. I love the way this hair is cut. I'm going to knock you on your ass. That's me after you judge my homemade haircut. Homemade haircut, bandage. You got to make a band. You can't keep calling band names. Other people would like these band names. Homemade haircut. That's a good one. I'm going to do my brows. So don't make fun of my eyebrows. I know you're all coming from my eyebrows. You literally have your hands on your keyboard. You cannot wait. I'm still working on them, okay? They take a lot of finessing. Have you seen them in general? Like they need a lot of help. Look at what Doja Cat did. Look at this. She powdered the hell out of them so that they get all matte and fluffy. Is that not a good time? You want to be an e-girl? Oh, thank you for sharing. Now, we're on to my favorite part. Ow, this hurts. I feel like I'm using this wrong, but that's a good start, right? Yeah, you're on it. Also, I don't really want to hear how my brows are messed up, okay? Like I'm doing my makeup in a room in the house that I don't usually do it, so it's very disorienting. It's like, have you ever done your makeup in a hotel and then you leave and you're like, I look nothing like me? So I'm just going to start packing this on here. A lot of these tutorials have like fake freckles and all of them have this product called freck and I just do not have that. I think I'm just going to use a pencil. How do I look? You look so good. Do I look sick? Here's another trick. Doja Cat says put it up here. She says it's like you've eaten a popsicle or something. Oh my god. Oh, I forgot. I'm supposed to put bronzer underneath my mouth too. What? Babe, it's sick and cute. I'm going to do that. This looks like you're allergic. Yeah, allergies are hot, babe. 2020. Okay, listen. You literally look like you're about to sneeze. Trust the process, okay? No. I ate a popsicle. Oh. Do you want some blush? Come over here and get some. Really? Yeah. Ow, ow, ow, ow, literally ow. Done. I look like I head butted some poison ivy. The only thing worse than poison ivy is poison ivy's brother. Poison Ivan. It's like dripping down. Julian, that is so disgusting. Chai? Stop. Chai? Crying. Julian, ow. One electricity hits. I'm going to create just a little more dimension in my eyes here. I put the E and E to it. I'm going to do a little bit of highlight, a little bit of liquid highlight, because that's what they all do in all of these videos. I'm going to really jazz it up here. Let's go in with this, like, orangey color. Oh, what I like about this is because I already made, like, a mess around my mouth. You can just slop that lipstick right on, you know? Hit it with a little liner. Maybe overline it, like, a little bit. Oh, fuck yeah, my dude. For the sake of not boring everyone to death, I'm going to put on a winged liner and these lashes, and then I'll be right back. Also, because I need to concentrate. Man, girl, you look so cute. Not all e-girls, but I feel like some, they put, like, a little heart right here. I'm, like, trying to do something. E-even. E-girl. The last thing that I'm going to do here for my makeup is the fake freckles. All right, Julian, do you want your hearts and your freckles? Yeah, do it to me. Stop, stop, stop. I, I love the way this cake is done. I, like, really genuinely enjoy the blush, even on the nose. Like, I am not a person that usually would put makeup on my nose, but it looks really cute. It's exciting. It's exciting. I think it looks really good, and it's really flattering, and I'm, you know, in my, in my thirties, and I feel like it, not maybe, like, with the hearts and the freckles, but, like, you could do a toned-down version of this, and it would look really natural and really pretty. I feel that. I'm, like, a huge 10 out of 10 fan, and when we were doing it, it looked really extreme, and now that I'm, like, kind of done, it looks really cute. I think I might go in with, like, just a little bit of this, like, bright pink. I like even more blush. Yeah. Oh, so cute. I'm so sorry that our hearts are so crooked. I'm just not gifted at doing that. Well, so we're only going to do it from the top up, because I didn't buy us any e-girl bottoms. E-girls don't wear bottoms. Here's my makeup. You look cute. I think it's really cute. Don't mind my brows. I'm telling you. I, like, really genuinely can't get an understanding of what they look like in this room. Want to get dressed? Let's get dressed. I like how we got the same shirt. So as you can see, we went to Hot Topic. Oh. We might need to trade longer maybe. Yeah, that one's made for a puppy. Why did you get that locket? What is that? Shut up. It's from Riverdale. Okay, you look as fucking hot as always. Can you? Make it tighter. Make it tighter. Julian, this is not e-girl. This says Dunder Miss Lynn. You gotta do it, Tom. Really, a thousand percent sure you're not the only person that has that problem, you know? Thick neck life? Yeah, thick neck life. Band name. Stop making band names. Why are you, like, making squishing, farting noises while you touch my brush? I'm gonna put this on. So... That one's dope. Give me a minute, because then I want to do little pigtails. Okay. You look so fucking cute. What do you think? You're an e-girl. It looks not so cute. It's really cute. Come on, it's so cute. You look really cute. Thank you, Meets. Oh. I'm not joking. I love the accessories, and I love the blush. I really do. I'm an e-girl of these. You're an e-girl. I'm an e-sports athlete. No, that's not what an e-girl is. Yes, that is. Okay. I am going to radio check. Julian, do you want to show us your e-girl look? Yeah. Look how cute it is. I think it's so cute. It's so fun. What a good time. How do you feel? Oh, you look so cute, Julian. I feel good. We should be at a concert right now. Right? We should literally dress like this and go to a concert together. Okay, well, who do you want to see? Well, we have a lot of different bands that she's from. Honestly, I feel pretty comfortable. I feel pretty comfortable, too. Yeah. Like, the clothes are comfortable. The accessories, once they're not choking you are comfortable. Thanks for making me into an e-girl. I feel really fucking dope. You're welcome. I feel dope, too. Okay, my name is H-P-T-L. That's how you spell it. That's how I was pronounced hospital. You like it because you're sick? Mm-hmm. I too. They'll lock it. What does it say? It says. It's a watch. What? Did it break? Wait, what happened to the bag? It's the bag of it. It says Junkhead Jones was here. It's a Riverdale thing. You didn't get it. I'm going to add my own twist. Are you ready? Oh, that does work. Which is bitchier. This one or the Claire's makeover? Definitely the Claire's. This one's way cuter and, like, adorable. The Claire's one, like, really bullied. It bullied me. Like, every makeover I've ever given myself of a different style. I think it's been so fun. Get your Riverdale, lock it. Absolutely out of here. You wouldn't understand. It's from Riverdale. Oh, you haven't watched Riverdale. I hope you guys like this and I hope you get used to this look because this is me now. You're doing this every day? Um, you know, probably not. Just at the gym. Just at the gym. So the next step is for me to get an eSports contract in Radio Shack, right? Make sure you check out Radio Shack. Don't you? Stop. Stop pushing your Riverdale pocket watch. I hope that this video inspires you, regardless of your age, gender, whatever you look like, to go out there and just go to Radio Shack. Make sure you subscribe to my channel. I'm going to be so Wednesday slash Thursday. I'll see you guys next week. Happy 2020. It feels good to be back. I'm kidding. It feels just okay. I'll see you guys next week. Goodbye.