 Yeah, I bet you didn't see this one coming. Ha ha ha! I'm so clever! Dev. Hey, it's me! I'm so cool! Fun fact, this game is actually a biography of my high school years. I can prove it too. Look, this is my senior photo. That's why they delayed the game for so long. They were waiting for me to graduate. Oh, he's spinning. Oh! Hey son, are you watching one of your hen ties? Oh my god, is he wall running? This is supposed to be a teenager, right? How's he doing all this acrobatic stuff? So the difference between your first fight in this game and your first fight in Persona 4 is approximately seven hours. My name is Sam Fisher. You're so reckless, you know that? Lady, you know nothing of good presentation. Time to push out. Joker, can you handle this? Yes, by using the special maneuver of running away. Destruction of justice, blackmail, defamation, possession of weapons. Defeating horrifying monstrous personifications of mankind's secret dark desires and insecurities. Talk about the works. So I do have experience with Persona, but I've only played Persona 4 on the PS2 and I never beat it. And it was a long time ago and I don't remember anything about it. And then I watched the anime. So let's go with Easy Mode. Uh, which one's the first name again? Joseph Kat, that is my name. Let me rewrite that. Hold on, hold on, I messed up. Start from the very beginning. Oh, flashback. And this is normal. And a map? Oh my gosh. I'm gonna butcher all these Japanese words. I see a policeman over there. Oh, he's just watching to make sure everyone's safe. You dumb, stupid kid. Stop being so paranoid. Don't give me this next generation, Larky. You're just ganging up on old folks. Old man sounding like he's ready for a beating. Oh, I should make my other d- By the way, this guy likes to go to this place in case anyone is looking for him. The name of a shellfish used for farming pearls. Immediately lovable. Please take care of me. Oh, it's my box. I can prove it. Look, see, I told you, it's my box. Don't worry, lady. I, a 16-year-old boy, will help you. Incompetent fools like you just need to shut your mouths. Ah, yes, the classic insult that thugs use. Incompetent fools. The icon looks almost like an eye. I thought I deleted it. Uh-oh, it's the velvet room. Igor, are you trying out one of your kinks on me? There's the nose I remember. Trickster, welcome to my velvet room. Oh, she sounds different. Why do you sound different? I thought you sounded like this. Velvet room, velvet room, velvet room. Persona, persona, persona, persona. Social link, social link, social link, social link. Uh, are you kidding? God damn it. I gotta save the world again. Men aren't usually allowed in my passenger seat. He called me a man. That is your promise. Yes, Principal Kobayakawa. Kobayakawa, waka, waka, waka. They're treating you like some kind of nuisance. Tell me, oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I just wanted to look at the options menu. Log, oh, this is so useful. Turns out your past follows you wherever you go. I saved a woman from assault. All right, let's go to bed. What a productive day. I went to school, talked with my teacher, came back home, sat in traffic for hours. It was great. Is it too much of a hassle for me to go back? So you flipped a sign for me. I don't feel like it. No, I'm not gonna say or do I. There we go. Thank you. I didn't realize people were so impressed by my sign flipping skills. Hopefully I can get there without getting lost. You underestimate my abilities to lose track of where I am. I don't want to be late on my first day. I should head out now. But first, let's go to sleep. So what kind of personality am I gonna go? I'm gonna be sassy, but respectful. How about that? I heard that some of them suffered from nervous breakdowns during interrogation. Huh, your input, Yosuke. Accidents are bad. Super. Oh no, it's pretty girl. Dude, stop staring. Stop staring. Stop staring. Shit. Not a realistic reaction. Stop staring. Things are gonna get really uncomfortable from here on out. He does whatever the hell he wants. Who does he think he is, the king of a castle? What happened around that time? Tell me everything. Well, I'll do it when the world-eater showed up and then I decided I need to get the hell out of there. Suddenly, I realized I'm a special descendant called a dragonborn. A castle with this guy who wears a crown like a king? What? The punishment for that is death. Jokes on you, our punishment was already death. Quick, I've got him by the love handles. No, my glasses. You dick. Never knock off a dude's glasses. You're in danger. Is that supposed to be Kamoshita? I don't know. It looks like him. I don't know, Ryuji. It looks a lot like him, but just like a girl hitting on you, you can never be sure. Have we met somewhere? At the castle. Did you know, Senpai? Some crazy second-year student is transferring to our school. Yeah, I heard about him. All the second years are talking about it. Why does he have to come here? I sure hope he doesn't try to listen in on us gossiping about him. Me too. We should talk quieter and hope that he's not sitting right in front of us listening in. Who even told all these students about me being a criminal? The hell? Can you explain yourself? I was at a castle. Poor Teach doing her job. I'm making it hard for her. Man, but it's so fun. I mean, he was arrested for assault, right? No, I was stopped. This is frustrating. That means she's cheating on him with Mr. Kamoshita. Oh. Aha. Then again, this is Takamaki-san we're talking about. Oh. Damn. Poor girl. Kids suck. They talk so much. Sakamoto seems eager to talk about something. We're going to go make out. The way Kamoshita was king of that castle felt crazy real because of that. My powers. Rehabilitation. Palaces. Meta-Nurse. Psycho Mantis. To train you as a thief. Ah, but I want to be a bard. Can you at least give me the option to multi-class? I'm the social studies teacher. Mr. Ushimaru. That was actually not that hard to pronounce. Maybe I should start with the rules of being a decent human being. You're all on my shit list. A soul is composed of appetite, spirit, and what else? Uh, let me just think about that. My trusty brain. Logic. Seems like a punk, but maybe he's actually serious about studying. Yes, studying. In the meantime, you're walking to the station, right? Let's go together. We can hold hands and stuff. Riji doesn't seem like a bad guy. And his hands are super soft. Do you moisturize? Hey, that reminds me. Didn't you have a navigation app thingy on back then? I most certainly did. God damn it. Oh, you are so stupid. I don't know when you wish upon a star. You jelly. I ain't jealous. That's not what the tone of your voice said. Wow, it seems that by coming into this world, Riji forgets his brain in the real world. You're curious about your outfit, aren't you? Not really. I've just decided to kind of go with the flow. We might be able to listen in and find some juicy drama. I heard guard number one is cheating on guard number seven. All right, let's go.