 Come on y'all sing with me. Let's get demonetized. Let's get banned on Twitch, baby. Ready? Wait, is this the first episode? This is how the first episode started. What are every- fucking birds are gonna start every episode? I said, ban ban ban ban. Ha ha ha ha. I'm gonna get banned, bitch! 5,000 viewers! Oh, I'm definitely gonna get banned. Are they gonna be selling on his fucking boat for the rest of the season? He looks like Gumby, y'all. Orola no Azoro! Bro, wait, is he named after the Zoro guy? From the Spanish dude? I forgot his name with the sword and shit. Is he named after that? Bloodthirsty beast. Sounds like my type of girl. Look at his eyes are red. He has to lay out of me eyes. Enter the great swordsman. Pada, Hanta, Orola no Azoro! Why is his dude so short? How old are they? How old is Luffy sign? 17? Luffy 17? How old is pink hair dude? Wait, whoa, Kobe's 15? Holy shit, man. I hate his voice. No disrespect to the voice actor. I want to punch this kid. You ever just want to punch a kid? Is that another devil fruit? Is his dick better stretch? Luffy is so carefree. I love this. This is literally me. I don't give a fuck. I'm streaming anime on Twitch. I'm Luffy. Damn. Bro, you ever hear somebody's name and they just go, ahhh! I wonder if I have that effect on somebody. Mods, ban anyone spoiling, abandon for life. I don't care. Ban over life. There'd never come a bag. Look at this little bitch. Oh, it's because that's his dream. My bad. My bad. He's staring his dreams in the face in the eyes right now. I'm gonna do that in London. I'm gonna climb over the fucking castle to see the- oh my bad. I'd better say to see the queen. It's Jesus Christ. Damn! I knew Jesus was a daemon. How does he hear that? Where the fuck? Bro, the people in this town got balls! I don't want your rice balls. Y'all know what I'm thinking right now, right? Y'all know exactly what I'm thinking right now. It's- it's my brain. I'm so sorry. I can't help it. Dude, I want to hit her. Fucking launcher across the wall. You're an eyesore. Oh shit, yeah, kick his ass! Oh, I wanted to see him kick her ass. Is that balls that kid? Damn, bro, why did it marines in the back look like strippers with their ties? They look like they better rip their shirts off some magic mic shit. She's cute. I don't want to kick her across the wall. Oh my god. Yo! Oh, shit. Oh. What, does he even notice to take her balls? Maybe he was a kid. They took his balls and now he's a girl. Throw her over the wall. I was joking. Bro, this kid gets kicked like field kicked across the wall. I swear to God, curl yourself into a ball. A lot of girls out there creaming their pants right now looking at Zoro like this. I want to see them die, both of them, in each other's arms. Dude, look at that fucking drip. Look at them earrings. Not one, two. He has three. He has three dicks hanging from his ear. Bro, he's just chilling on the cross. Choke on those balls. Yeah, Zoro. Choke on them. Flashback. Oh, shit. Oh, what the fuck is that? What day? You hear that wolf? Would they go back in the 1920s to record a wolf? Then they ripped that file straight from the 20s. Okay. Whoa, didn't this play in the first episode? Bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum. You ever that scared? You were like this? Oh, she's 17. Take away the past 10, 30 seconds. 16. I didn't say anything. I didn't say anything. I didn't say anything. Yeah, y'all can't cancel me. I didn't say shit. The fuck is this music? The guy's in the banjo. Luffy is the best. It's time for Kobe to die. Daddy, I got hook. Schmacky's butt, daddy. Look at this fucking spoiler. I already know one in their names, I think. I think Yusap, Yusa, Usap. I don't know. He has a dick nose. Someone sent me that. The fuck is that sound? Don't tell me he's gonna start getting whipped. I'll definitely be demonetized. This is cute. Before he became the devil, bro, what's this music? I feel like I'm being rocked to sleep by my mom. Luffy was standing there the entire time. I'm only attying you if you joined my boat. That stupid baka took my stuff, he said. Baka in the chat. That's right. Come, come, rocket. That's what I call my secret move. Daddy, he didn't hurt me. Oh, shit. Oh, oh, W, W. Beat your children. No, I'm joking, I'm joking. But in an anime world, beat them, beat them. Beat those anime kids. Don't you feel like a sigh of relief? Sigh, sigh, whatever. Don't you just feel so happy about that? You're like, they're dead. I felt like that with a bunch of a couple family members, actually. What the fuck is this elbow? Does this elbow have a fucking boner? Oh, shit. I love that anime thing, where one of their eyes are covered. Just adds to it. Come, come. Daddy, he's gonna hit me. Yo, I did. Holy shit. Stand back. Hurry up. Fuck up, Kobe. You're not gonna die. You're in like episode 1,000. Oh, fuck me, son. That was hot. That was fun. I like this. I like this shit, man. Alright, this is gonna get me demonetized. I have to skip this. I'm so sorry. Nick, this is anime shit. Don't skip it. No, I wanna stick along. What the fuck is that? Look at these spoilers. This is why I don't wanna look. Now I know she joined the team. You have big dick nose guy over here on the right. You have a guy in a suit. I'm not looking. Bro, bro, literally me. Was that censored? Like the guns? And when Zoro says like bastard and shit? Like that had to be censored. There's no way they'd allow that on. Oh, Tsunami, it was censored. What the fuck did they replace the guns with? Dildos? I mean, that would be worse. What the fuck did they replace them with? Sticks? What? No, don't tell me what a guns. No, I don't believe you. This is the first result I found. Bro, untie him already. Unless he's into BDSM or whatever. I don't know. I'm into it. The voice actor is a woman. No way. Bro, why is every anime godchild voiced by a girl? That's insane. Who else is voiced by a girl? Um, Aaron? I think Aaron is too. No, no, Aaron's not. Now Ruto is voiced, Goku's voiced by a girl. Armin? I mean, Armin looks like a girl. I thought he was a girl at some times. Three sword style. Does he put that shit in his mouth? Ah! Oh, he knows. He knows about the Devil Fruits. The side character stripper marines. They don't know shit. The power of the fire. The close tsunamis. Fucking Poseidon! Come on! I want to see this motherfucker with a sword in his mouth. That would be insane. Because where else would he put it? Kobe just fucking died. I was ready to celebrate. I was ready to throw a party. Yo, it's in his fucking mouth! I was joking! Oh my god! No, I have not seen this fucking anime yet. I gotta try that, man. Hold on, hold on. Dude, so you have Luffy wanting to be the greatest pirate, and now you have Zora wanting to be the greatest swordsman. So what is the girl going to want to be? The greatest something. Luffy's dick just stretched. I'll spread my asshole throughout the world. Come, come, whip! Hey! That's my guy! Bro, we should have that in the real world. You're a pussy? Yeah? Definitely gonna be bad. This stream is getting axed after this. Twitch is gonna find my stream. They're gonna be like, bro, this guy's breaking every rule. He fucking beat the death of a child in the background. He's streaming anime. He's talking about shooting people in the head, himself in the head. I'm Luffy. That's it. Do it. Do it. No, I don't value his life. Kill him. Give it up, stupid son. Yeah, baka. Here we go. Make a deep throat at sword. Oh, that felt so good. He just comes... Fucking killed him! Captain. Did he just speak English? Is he fucking dead? There's no way he's dead. Bro, is he dead? No way. How'd they censor that? On four kids. What, he's just disappeared? Like, his body just disappeared. No blood or anything. Shoot him with a water gun? Was his shirt soaked? He needs to eat. I knew it, I knew it. You gotta give him more some rice balls in his mouth. I wouldn't have many I could fit in mine. I should try that. I didn't say anything. Y'all can't call me a predator. I didn't say shit. And this is an anime, girl. This is different. There's something in there. Maybe a devil fruit's in there. Or an... So what is she, like, collecting charts? Is she a chart collector? Is she wants to be the best chart collector in the world? Is she gonna collect, like, Zen diagrams? Is that what they're called? And pie charts? It looks like a clown nose. Buggy the immortal. You can stuff me up. You can treat me like a turkey. Oh, he definitely has something with his internal system. He can eat whatever he wants. He won't gain weight because he's rubber. Is he gonna say this shit every episode? Is this like Pokemon where Ash introduces his friends to everybody he meets every single episode? Is he gonna say this shit every episode? I'm Luffy. I'll be king of the pirates. Y'all say yeah? But I'm better do a counter. I wanna see if that's true, bro. That's three times. He said in the first, second, and third episode. I wanna see if he says it in the fourth. I'm selling my channel to one person in here. I don't think he has anyone gathered. Oh, shit. Where's Dick knows that? I can't wait to meet him. What does he know, fuck people? That ain't a fucking shit. That's a hot, that's a tub. Nah, I low key wanna see this boat throughout the whole show. All thousand episodes. Bro, fuck me. He kicked this girl to the curb already. Hit her with a boat. Y'all say I overreact. Am I the Kobe of reactions? Is this how I am to y'all? Is this how you see me? Do I just have to dye my hair pink? Am I the Kobe? Is that why I hate him? Do I hate myself, Loki? The red line. Is that like the red light district? You gonna have people on the sea selling their bodies? I don't think he's dead. Yeah, yeah, nah, nah. Y'all say no one dies. The guy that donated like three dollars, he said that nobody dies in the show. I don't think this dude's dead. Aw, don't take him with you. I'm not your friend. That's better news than here my parents landed on their flight. Sayonara! Aw, no, no, no. That hurt me. Aw. Yo. Guys, give me an L in the chat. L for me. Yo, the next time we see him, he better be like... Fucking Kobe. He's so butt. Oh, I gotta be more like Luffy, guys. Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum. Bum, bum. Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum. Can I get the bum-bums in the chat? We should have a bum-bum counter. Yeah, fat bitch. She was an ugly hag. Oh my god. The Luffy diss track. I ain't calling him Kobe anymore. Woby. He's Woby, W. Replace that C. He ain't a Crip. He's a Woby now. He's a W, Woby. Yeah, Woby. Team Woby, yo. Hashtag Woby in the chat. It's like me and my ex. Nah, I'm joking. I ain't calling Luffy Wuffy yet. He ain't Wuffy yet. Am I a baka? I ain't seeing no SUucker without farming. I am becoming a thermometer! He said I'm a man, bitch. Oh! Put my heart- Woby. Yeah, Yaw sir, Woby. Look at their little boat. Isn't it cool. Alright, leave these motherfuckers, please. Yaw sir took the milf you in the boat. Oh shit. Saluting the pirates. Okay. will he fucking stop crying hey look that's how you say hi like a man not like lay you argue me hey you know he says that that was a real high hey not no hey yeah they just broke every law they just did what my twitch channel is doing right now breaking every law w in the chat for breaking the law what fuck is that is this daddy yeah skanks bro where's when skanks coming oh I feel like I'm a pirate oh okay here we go that's what I look like right now yeah that definitely never seen a girl before she's gonna fuck him up Nami oh shit it's not me whammy nah bro she's a whammy now whammy that's whammy you have woby and whammy whammy I'll keep your boat I didn't say that that's what they get being fucking perverts oh shit what was the English translation of this I need to know panda man is that a fucking thing is there a panda man no no no no no no I can't hear it either I'm trained I know now call me Wickel is like Wickel is white oh fuck I never do I see his hat off oh shanks but that guy he's already my favorite character Wanks call him Wanks it's a sketch Wanks gave him his hat yo is he gonna kiss him now for it oh oh shit oh little loopy anchor oh damn this dude straight up smoking a sig well what the fuck was he smoking on on the four kids version like a pixie stick or some shit or like a pen was he smoking a pen or some shit a lollipop don't tell me it was a lollipop don't tell me this shit's real no no please don't tell me this shit is real no way how the fuck is he blowing on a lollipop I want someone else's juice you know what I mean wait is the music gonna play I think I know this show if the music doesn't play y'all got a click off my stream and never come back damn I took a fat L I thought the pump I can't believe the music didn't play Lickel is light this is the L in license for eight million Barry on my head Barry's the currency later simps oh my god so he doesn't have his devil fruit yet I'm guessing oh shit I like him already he did that for a reason dude he's like a loopy woofy in the chat that's woofy right there little woofy oh is that how we got the devil fruit eat that fruit up that's how I eat my peaches good old skanks oh shit what did I have the gum gum fruit cuz I can't swim either damn so why that's so weird why why could he stretch he could stretch his asshole out but he can't swim is that something to do with rubber rubber can't nah this fucking rubber ducks what does a rubber duck do they go in the ocean to go in the hot the tub if you eat the devil fruit the sea will oh the sea will reject you so wait is that for everybody okay yeah wow that's cool that's so cool cuz they're pirates and they can't be in the ocean or some shit are we gonna have a bunch of devil fruit like fucking drowning to death now bro Luffy's the only one with balls yeah Baca bandits why this guy look like a fucking candy cane what was that don't pause again till the end lick my asshole damn when I mentioned a flashback I didn't know what would last a whole fucking episode Wanks Wanks better wank off damn look at him telling the kid the man to fuck up oh yeah I'll never forget it when that gun was on on who be's head and I kept telling him to shoot it I feel bad now I like woby did that watermelon she's fucking shooting hell yeah oh Wanks Wanks let's go bugle my friends get a dick in your ass just said I endorse that bro Luffy gets like it some characteristics from Wanks after this episode we're skipping episode 1000 by the way my god no he's gonna drown him now I mean this is a flashback he survives I'm gonna go to Japan and call someone at the first person I see save him he survives why am I still worried you are am I the only one that still gets worried and flashbacks when I know they survive like I've always been like this but like TV shows and movies and shit even if it's a flashback I get worried bro what's with the animal sounds in one piece like they straight up went to 1920s and took like an animal track from then I love it guys crying the chat all right you I did not expect that he's smiling it's only an arm I might do down my video fucking shot my arm off it's only an arm all my nerds in the chat was it is left or his right arm that's some one-piece quiz for you right there get a right and you get a fat kiss from me left you all like it's the left it's left like y'all knew instantly y'all know that shit better than history he said it is he gonna say it is he gonna say it guys is he gonna say it is this gonna be number four where he says that I'm gonna be the master or the best pirate or some shit is he gonna say it I thought y'all were lying about this he said it again it's gonna be every fucking episode isn't it I'm giving my channel to somebody who's gonna win it man I love young Luffy is that the same voice actor bro that's iconic that was great y'all say an iconic portes yo we're on the same wavelength 7k viewers let's go bring it back to me someday oh does he ever bring it back I'm not looking at the chat y'all talk about that damn that was great that was a great scene man you know who's thigh I wanted my mouth don't look it's a giant turkey why is the turkey turkeys fucking do turkeys fly wild turkeys are able to fly short distances at considerable speed they can also run and swim bro I want to see a turkey and fucking hold its head on under the water swim bitch oh it's a flamingo yeah you can roll my boat I think we all would paddle his boat y'all saying buggy is not he's not wuggy is lucky Oh shit we get another one became a cloud I don't want that I would never want to eat that fruit by FAR Slur Pup 1 says is that true are you all fucking with me turkey is still holding him in the air I love I thought they can't fly I'll hit with my cannonball no no I won't NUMMY BUM BUM BUM BUM I timed it right W Let's go WIC I'm Wickelous Light