 What is the purpose of your visit to the United States? I want to attend the funeral of my grandmother. I want to join the American Idol. I want to visit my husband in jail. What is your profession? I'm a master magician. When I count to three, you will grant me a visa. I'm a pastor in our church in Butuan and I am attending a conference in Boston. Give me a serious! I command you! Get out of this man! But she is really bad! I want to see snow. She says here you're going to Hawaii. I'm a driver, but not an ordinary driver. I drive three-mushin cars. Lemazines, what? Like stretch limos? Oh yes, yes, stretch, but only short. Are you the TV star on TV? Pan, pan, pan, on Planet Strange? Tourist is very important to me. Tourist is very important. You need justice for these affairs. Down. Boxing. Me boxing. Boxing, like this. One, two, three. Do you have a brain of your brain? Do you think that I'm going to die today? You're too much. I love you because of your brain. I'll ask my brother-in-law to hire you as a caregiver. If you'll persuade your father to be our talent for crucifixion. I don't have a son anymore. Maybe I can... I'll send you back to the cross. You know, she was the one who sent me here. She was the one who sent me here. Are we lost? We're not lost. We just couldn't find our lost. We've already taken a Christ for my client. Maybe I'll go to America. Does that mean you will not recommend me any more to your brother-in-law in Florida? I'll make sure you never get a visa. I'll make sure you never even go inside the U.S. Embassy. I want... I know you.