 Comedy I was feeling some old Monk. Whoa. It's only 11 in the morning. Wow What are you doing right now? I'm feeling some old Monk Like to play a monk, you don't want to play a monk Fine. It's not on my list like dream roles to play a monk What if Quentin Tarantino is directing? Well, of course, but that has nothing to do with the monk It has to do with Tarantino, but if my list of roles that I'd like to play Monk doesn't even make my top 25. I don't have a list like that. Really? Yes, you do You absolutely would like to play a psychopathic killer Number one at the top of the list a nut serial killer. I have yeah second of all But I don't have a list. I mean I have stuff that I'd like but I don't have a list Well, I don't have a literal list. You probably do. I have a Franz list Am I right everyone who likes classical music? What today? We have a video. This is I think a vlog is 14 wacky things about Indian culture Yeah, bring us the whack funny and weird. This is from a channel called drew Binsky binsky that reminds me David Letterman did a thing the top ten things that have never been said on the Sopranos and he got all the cast members of the Sopranos to say one of them Gandolfini's statement. He was of course number one number one thing never said on the Sopranos and Gandolfini looks at the camera and says I Wacked myself He has three point two 3.6 three million some nice Drew. It's obviously a well-established channel And so let's find out about the wacky things about Indian culture. I bet we'll know freak is that scab all about cancer. Oh Here we go Yeah, is a country unlike anywhere else I've ever been the cat looks like he was about to knife him diverse yet spiritual Peaceful yet chaotic. I have no idea what's happening right now But in the morning is the best time of the day to explore you have a 1.4 billion people that come in all shapes colors and sizes Speaking 720 dialects and practicing a half dozen major religions for every church I see there's two mosques and three Hindu temples. Whoa India is a land of surprises That's awesome, which we color like that here went for holy after spending almost four months traveling across the Indian subcontinent That's awesome. Many things that are only found here. So allow me to interview Indian 14 Only found an Indian culture one cricket is life Cricket is a religion Right now To mustache men majority of Indian men have a mustache for generations They've been a symbol of manliness and power So it's no surprise that Indian men have like when they do this Yeah, team feet three Hindu traditions over 1.1 billion Indians classes. They're only in India Yeah, there's only Hindus in India Where long skirt called best use I love everything about it for eating with hand Again only an Indian only an Indian with their hands over utensils It's one of my favorite things about Indian culture because it allows you to connect with the food on your plate Does it five head wobbling? Yes speaking with an Indian in a conversation They will wobble their head in many directions. I've adopted that. No, maybe You can mean anything six bromance. It's To hold hands or hug each other in public Westerners might see this as being homosexual But it's certainly not viewed the same in India. Let's hold all six thumbs up. Sorry. Yeah Here it's all about thumbs up. Okay, my first time trying thumbs up. It is what I Honestly, it's my favorite soda. I love thumbs up a little stronger flavor. Perhaps they still better eat cows blocking road in India They do do that and worship they do but not nearly as frequently as Westerners think yeah with seven million They just think they're everywhere All over the roads and blocking track depends on where you are Jira after you finish any meal Yeah, usually give you these small seeds called Jira. They're pretty good a lot of restaurants Yeah, with that stuff a small handful and they put a great taste in your mouth We eat fennel all the time fact nobody celebrates wedding. That is a hundred percent true And it's kind of amazing many marriages here are arranged. My name is Vincent I am marriage broker 48 years and the divorce rate is very low 11 90% For some reason I've noticed that the vast majority of people on the streets are men So I'm always wondering where all the women at 12 chalk drawings that was odd Every house it's not job Accepting the goddess lecture me which signifies frostbite. It's not job. So it is very disrespectful to step on that 13 Charcoal ironing here in India some of their irons. They run on charcoal Oh, wow, I did not know that that's cool 14 saying W. Yes Indians have a hard time saying the first yep So they usually turn these into W's kids are made to do but what I had to do that a hundred times when I was a kid It's like my name is treasury walla and for US people are saying been saying treasury walla So I cut off the walla and I'm like hey, I'm treasury So there you have it 14 wacky things about Indian culture If you see or hear any of the things mentioned above then you can be sure you're Like that guy You know what he looks like I don't know if you know this because you're a little older and it wasn't you for for you But he looks like Junie from spy kids just older. Who's married? Oh, you know what who looks yeah? He does look a little I know you're talking about exactly married to making trainer. Yeah, he's her baby daddy Yeah, you're right. He does. It's a That was a big part of my generation's culture now. I of the times I've been to India I would just never it is it's it's twice to Kolkata Yeah, and then the one time we took the trip where we hit Delhi Jaipur Amritsar in Mumbai And you'll go back once your wife's exactly once the United States immigration boy So much fun They're most the most well-run part of our government. Yeah The I I do not Remember and I'm pretty I'm aware of these kinds of things. I'm a people watcher. I'm aware of demographics I'm always aware of what's going on around me. I have situational awareness and threat assessment and all those kinds of things So I'm paying really close to I do not recall there being this disparage not this Disproportionate amount of men versus I guess it just probably depends on who you are in what times holy obviously is Unless it's a private event. Yeah women don't go out and celebrate holy in the streets Unless it's a private event with people they know, okay Yeah, I just didn't that didn't see nor does that seem to be a particular I mean if you want to talk about only seeing men on the streets go to go to, you know, but Saudi Arabia But granted we places we've been are all big modern cities, right? So this guy this guy looks like he's been to like if he was there for four months Maybe went to much more rural. Yeah parts of it. Maybe right maybe and then for his experience. Maybe yeah, yeah Obviously, I'm sure he's not making it up. We went to Mumbai. You went to Bengal. Yeah, Ali. Yeah Hamar Tsar, which and even and I got a lot of women there. They probably would be more men but not in a Insane like no right disproportionate amount except for like if the click holy obviously. Yeah, I don't I don't think women just go because obviously There's bad stuff that happens to yeah women. Yeah with when they're in close quarters with men. Yeah, I'll let you decide what that is definitely for sure Indian culture specific the bigness of the weddings is a 100% had not eating the hands not eating with all this was that I mean I would yeah, obviously Oh, you make anything up for sure. No, no, no, it's goodness. We talked about a good video If we were able to stay in India for a while. I'd love to do these types of videos I know that stuff obviously but And I could if my wife yeah, yeah, right be allowed in what I was referring to my beautiful wife while she's it's astonishing while she's in this process of Transitioning from her K-1 visa. We got married and she's transitioning that transitions into her travel certificate her work permit And then ultimately green card. Mm-hmm While she's in that process immigration says you can't leave America for any reason if you have a family emergency You have to prove it and even then we'll say no you can't get back in We didn't know that was gonna be the thing when she got here that she is basically Locked into the United States of America and is not allowed to go back to India until they Say it's okay and try communicating with immigration. I spoke to an immigration attorney who said yeah, even we can't communicate with them very easily It's unfortunately you're at their mercy to just let them communicate when they're gonna communicate so I can't even if I wanted to go even like for example if I was filming a movie in Canada for example Right across the border. She can't come with me. Mm-hmm yet. Yeah until immigration Gets off their booties. Yep. Yep. Anyways, let us know what you thought about the video and other videos that we can react to down below