 Oh, what a vacation. Yep, that's right. I can tan from my studio lights I mean really it only takes five watts to tan skin as pale as mine. Oh Now the reason I've gone on a virtual vacation here is because Ireland has gone into a full-blown lockdown again for six weeks and Well, I wanted to get away from it all so I'm running for my problems by playing video games nothing new there Let's go and just kill a lot of people You know my idea is if I can't go on vacation they can't either and we'll also be looking for this treasure map Which is weird. It's like another quest on this map. I don't know what the hell is going on, but I want to do it We're a clown. I mean look I mean that's pretty apparent. We got a fish and we're ready to play hold on Okay, now we're ready to play He still doesn't look as much as a clown as I looked just a while ago Okay, I gotta go get some map pieces and also get to killing. Why do I oh no no no put that away How do I use controls? Okay fish? There we go much safer. I don't know why I locked myself out of my own suite Oh, my suite is the classic trap door. Maybe the buried treasure is down here. Haha Hey guys, just fishing. I mean it's a good cover story since I have a fish in my hand Oh wait, this fish is just a baby better put it back in the water. There we go What a shot Don't worry. I need to go home anyway. I forgot my briefcase, so I'll be right back Can I take a briefcase and then put the fish inside the briefcase? Look, this is got loads of travel stickers and everything. Yeah, so smuggled item a fish It's like oh we finally caught someone this guy had a briefcase that was throwing off our scanners and everything Let's see what's inside and there's just a single fish. There we go. There's my briefcase So I can take out the fish. Okay. I've got the fish So let's just throw the fish back in the water for a second. Come on get on the jet ski I've been wanting to try this for quite some time. Get on the jet ski Oh, I love it. Go on briefcase you can do it. I need some horse racing commentary Oh That was brilliant. Okay got my fish on with the mission apparently I have a stashed item here Wait, this is rap poison. This isn't my stashed item. Where's my stashed item? Is it in here banana? Is this what I ordered? Ah, there we go remote explosive now I'm pretty sure it was this the banana does sound like more fun though. Oh I meant to throw that at him Okay, a banana comes out of nowhere in the men's room when you're in there alone and you just turn and go Okay, I suppose what should be a reaction. I really don't know A banana to the back of the head Hello This poor woman she just shouldn't go to the bathroom and she got a banana thrown at her so hard It's split into three. There we go. I'll just overflow the sink so it'll look like a drowning Well, clearly she was using the toilet was eating a banana and then she just drowned Fourth one this week funnily enough. Can I get more banana want more banana? Damn it can't have more banana. Oh No, oh bad timing for you my friend. Sorry The camera up the top corner. You could just see me dragging him away. Oh No, there's another person coming How do they all have supersonic hearing that they can hear this thing overflowing from two buildings away? Dude, you really don't want to go in there trust anything. You need just cool You made me do this. Oh wait somebody saw me somebody saw me. Oh, I can't even close the door. Oh god. It's not gonna do me much good The bathroom massacre they'll call it. Why are you coming in here? You saw me kill someone here Why would you run at me? All right? I'm a waiter now. Where's my fish? Oh good? I didn't lose my fish. That's the important thing. That's what's on the menu today Just fish. Oh, yeah, I forgot I was looking for treasure. I think there's one up here. It's up. How is it up? There is no more up. I can't go up anymore. Where is the treasure? Wait? No, that's him. Why is it saying up? I'm not going mad. I swear it would anyone notice if I pushed him Let's just push him and then turn around real quick could have been anyone. Oh god damn it They suspected me the guy standing right next to him What oh my god, I shot him in the neck and he just said I don't give a shit I shouldn't have messed with these people. What are they paying you? Must be paying a lot if you're willing to take a few bullets Oh, you saved that lady. Maybe she's the president. No, madam president just ran in front of her Oh, no a grenade. Oh, no, you guys are just lucky. I don't have my fish right now No, I died god damn it if I had my fish they would have been wiped everyone would have been wiped Fish multi kill. God damn it. I went back to the start Banana I just ran straight for the bananas. You got to find another place to do Well, do your thing. Okay What exactly are you implying I just standing there with a banana a briefcase and a clown suit It sounds like the beginning of a bad joke The joke being me, you know, I just realized that because of this buried treasure I can't fucking save the game. You cannot save at all. So I think the plan may have changed a bit banana A part of the plan has gone unchanged He just went back to talk about the treasure Okay, I need to kill him and then go get the map. Oh god. No, no, no I don't know why I swapped to a gun instead of having my explosives to try and throw them off me What god this captain is resilient Oh, fuck. Okay. Well, now I'm dead again. They're looking for me. I'm not exactly in camouflage here What is the package? Do you have the treasure command area is all clear. Okay. This somehow lost me I can't believe I came here to kill everyone on the island But now I'm just looking for treasure. Who knew the real treasure Would be treasure all along I thought the treasure was just, you know mass murder Okay, I need that carrot outfit. I don't know what he was even doing He just started dragging a body through the bushes. He made it a little bit too easy for me Oh, you will don't worry. Is that treasure map still on the floor? I like how no one picks it up They probably think it's like a children's drawing or something. Yes treasure. I'm on the way one down two to go I think I was just in that woman's selfie Not really the stealthiest of hitmen killing in broad daylight dressed as a clown appearing people's selfies Okay, a treasure map is in here. Please let me in wait. Where's my gun? I lost my gun somehow How did I lose all of my objects? Were they just falling down behind me? There's gonna be a trail of suspicious items leading right to me. I can call someone. What'll this do? Hello, I'm looking for treasure. Please help wonderful. I hope to see you there I don't know who you are I don't know who I just arranged to meet but uh the map is in the next room not this one But there's someone in there that knows that I am not a guard. Hello. Can I sneak in? Yes Yes, there it is one more piece. That was really easy. This one is in the sea Do you have anything more specific or are you just gonna make me search the entire sea? Oh, there I am on security footage on the worst agent ever Just running off into the sea in that footage I'm looking for a map as he runs out into the ocean You see his head dip below the water. Oh god. It's really behind his house. Are you serious? It could have been anywhere in the sea and it has to be over here. Sorry guys. Just looking for buried treasure It sounds like a bad excuse, but honestly, that's what I'm doing There's a guy running over there and I know that's like a normal thing to do You know if you want to exercise or whatever But I'm accustomed to trigger my fight or flight response when I see people running in games because I assume They're running for me. All right. I got to get over there, but oh my god This is way harder than I thought it would be. I thought I could just walk into the sea But I gotta go through his building All right, I'm in things. I'm unarmed now I'm not used to having no weapons when I do these kind of things. All right, the treasure map's right there Is anyone looking? Oh, it's in the bottle, but I have no gun Yes, okay. The bottle should be opened. No, it is not All right That is a strong bottle must be tempered glass. Oh, okay. This might be good. I might be able to get my gun Fake fake fake fake fake fake fake. This was supposed to go a lot smoother No, no no no no no no no no no Oh my god, I can't even hit a fucking bottle. Okay. I got the treasure. Ah, I'm panicking. I'm scared What do I do? I like I say we're not out of the woods yet when they were literally shooting at me two seconds ago Okay, I think I somehow I'm getting away with this dig up the pirate booty Where can I find the booty? It shows the location of a tree with a pirate mark on a small island The treasure is surely very close by. I need a shovel. Where do I get a shovel? Okay, the guards went to investigate the explosions and stuff. Oh, there's another guard out there though Can you please go away? Okay, just silently. No, I said silently Oh my god, pull pull pull pull pull pull pull pull pull pull. Okay, could have been anyone I could have been anyone on the island we allow guns There's hunting that people fish with glocks here. The fish are very dangerous Okay, a few people have died from fish trauma to the head. Okay. I've somehow gotten away with all that But now I gotta find the treasure All right, I looked up where to get a shovel just to make it a little bit easier on myself I just hope that's not the actual treasure to this shovel I mean a sick shovel would be pretty nice. I would treasure it. Hey guys I'm the new guy. They sent me in to find that other dude I'd suggest you put that away. Oh, sorry. I'm new Okay, we good now if it looks like I'm lost. It's because I'm new guys. Just ignore me Just getting my bearings. Damn it. I don't have a key card to get in here How am I supposed to dig up the pirate booty if I don't have a shovel? Ah, no, I'm new. You just don't recognize me Oh, thanks sake run. How the hell do I get into the basement? Oh god I don't think I'm supposed to be in here. Am I oh no, I'm okay. Okay, few all right I put the place overflowing And now I'm hiding in the closet in the hopes that someone will come in with a disguise or key card or something He's gonna lose his job, isn't he you could definitely see me in the mirror sneaking up on you Well, let's just ignore that. I just got a promotion to villa staff. Okay run. We gotta get to the basement Where's the basement? Don't judge me if I can't find it everyone. It's my first day. Oh, it's behind there They're not gonna be happy if I go in there pull the book No, they're gonna be pissed off if I open the secret bookcase. Let me try and get a key card instead How can I cause a distraction and turn on this? Yes, come down come down. Good man. Good man This is honestly the worst possible way to go about doing what I'm trying to do He didn't even have one of those cards that I need. How do I get in there? Yes. Yes. Go for the door. You have the card Yes facility key and now disguise myself as you all this for a feckin shovel I'm sure somewhere on the island they sell shovels people like digging shovel look. Yes I don't think he had to die. I could have just snuck in behind him I got the shovel. They're just looking at me from the balcony like hey, where's the new guy going? Looks like he's going Digging. Okay. What was the clue again? I can't even feckin remember from all this killing a tree with a Pirate mark on a small island. I mean, that's the smallest island over there So I gotta get over there. I guess. Oh, I thought it was there. I was like that would be too easy How can I block this crab hole? I can stuff my gun down there. I don't know what that's even going to do Oh wait, it got marked. Oh, I found there was a feckin shovel next to the treasure My god Perfect sake dig dig dig. What are we gonna find? Oh god? I hope it's loads of money or or a pirate outfit Honestly, it could be a pirate outfit. Please be a pirate outfit It is a pirate outfit. This is actually the best treasure I could have hoped for I look so cool now And there's a saber. Yeah I think I just gotta escape now to get my pirate outfit He's just seeing that as he's running to the plane imagine being that guard He was wouldn't charge it guarding the plane He turns around and a guy dressed as a pirate with his sword and everything is just flying away with the plane It's like boss. I'm sorry. It must have been one of those air pirates. He just came in and took it I'm so happy. I got a pirate outfit. Honestly. This is the best possible A reward I could have got all right now. There's a little objective marauder kill eight targets with your trusted sabers Yes, yes, I want to do that. Look at him. He's so ready They have ARs and stuff and I am with my feckin sword. He's quite the pirate You're not even a target, but I'm having too much fun right now. Oh, this is quite the sword battle Oh, this is not looking good Lunatic nothing in my position over you sure At least he called that in just before I killed him This is so fun Pinpoint accuracy Uh-oh. Oh, no. Oh, no grab my sword. Oh, you're gonna have to come to me A buckaroo you can't get me nature's on my side Yes, I did it. I can eat of them. There's people across the water just enjoying themselves that guy's skimming rocks As there is just a full blown war going on out over there four guys with guns versus One saber boy who would win honestly? He's gonna kill you anyway for letting me get away with this. So I'm gonna steal your plane again Meanwhile, like I still skimming rocks. Oh my god. You just get Constant pirate missions Eliminate Earl White with a cannon. How do you do that? Canons set up. It's like guys. I know yesterday. We had a big pirate attack. So I've installed some cannons I don't think the pirate will be able to use them as I have never read or heard or watched anything about pirates before Oh, he's in the perfect spot to be killed, but I don't have I don't have a cannonball Can I just do this over again? Do you mind? Sorry? I'm really sorry. I'll be on my way and I'll come back All right, I got a speedrun this Okay, get that cannon loaded. Where's the cannonball? Where's the cannonball? Okay, get that in there and then just drop the body there and he'll investigate, right? It's a little bit danger close. I'm right next to him Look at him coming over fire I back and missed Oh a little bit off. Let's try that again The thing is I'm assuming you're supposed to get him when he goes like out on the jet ski or something like that Not point blank, but I want to try it. This one appears to be dead. No, I meant to throw it on the ground Now god is angry because I failed Wait, is this even the guy I'm meant to kill? Wait. No, it's this guy. I meant to kill with the cannon for feck's sake I accidentally changed my disguise and the mission just ended Fuck I did not mean There's my target I missed again. Are you serious? I hate being a pirate You know what I have a plan. Okay. Now we'll just subdue this guy and I'll put him in front of the He drowned because I Knocked him out in the water Just instantly drowned. I was gonna knock him out. Put him in front of the cannon They'd revive my shooting with the cannon easy as that but it's not as easy as that is it What the what why I don't understand And now he's gone off into the water again where I can knock him out. Why is he even going out there? It's a feck enlightening storm And he's just going out into the water to dip his toes. Okay. He is going out in the jet ski I think he's decided today is the day. This is the weather for it. Yes, my good man. Go I will wait on the cannon. Oh, oh a second cannon. Okay. I'm ready I Missed completely again. Oh my god. He still just kept driving through by the way Oh god, he's getting back on it. Who the heck knows why a cannon just missed him and he's like make me go again Okay, captain Kevin. This is your moment. It doesn't sound that intimidating It sounds like the character from a cereal box, but I'll show them how intimidating I am Yes, I did it. I'm a real pirate Da-da-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun Just immediately start sword killing them again. Da-da-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun. Oh, no Okay, I didn't kill him good. I can still kill him with the sword. Hold on Yeah, there we go still counts She must be feckin terrified right now. Look honestly, I'd prefer you didn't tell anyone. I apologize So i'm guessing the other guy goes in front of this cannon. Is this him? That was him. Hooray Oh, this mission is hilarious. Oh, I'm definitely the worst pirate you've ever heard of But at least you have heard of me as the saying goes three times in one week You let this plane be stolen. All right. That's the end of me being a pirate I hope you enjoyed if you did I post a content every single day I also have a second channel in the description that I post a few times a week and I stream over on twitch as well So check those out if you want. Um, yeah, I hope you enjoyed. I appreciate you watching and I hope to see you next time