 Alright, so we already lost. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to the channel, my name is Jack the Buster, I'm Shinobi. We have episodes 347 and 348 of our One Piece Watch Today, and no, I'm not really over exaggerating. It's not going great for the straw hats. Gekko Moria, a warlord that is apparently on Thriller Bark, just vibin', has already joined the souls of Zoro and Sanji, and now Luffy is on fast track on his way there as well, and it's kind of just chaos on the rest of the island. The zombies are kind of just proving to be a sort of a tough opponent since they just fall down and get right back up, especially considering a lot of the generals are just completely armored. We're gonna hop right into this, if you need the channel, drop a sub and hit that big boy bell, and let's get started. Go, dog Sanji! Did he just kick through that? Brother! Oh, rookie, so this animal was new. I would have thought so too. He just has his arms crossed. He's strong as a general. It's just weird how it kind of sounds like him. Ha ha ha ha! Awww. That dog penguin. Dogwin. Why, yes, I am Sanji. See, so it's like partially not, because if it was completely Sanji, he'd be able to explain himself. It's what I gather from the whole shadow thing. This doesn't make complete sense though. What is- Oh, no! Wait, she's dead set on killing Nami, and Nami's right there! Control Lola, please! And then she just dives right at him. Dude, Lola is a handful. I'm not gonna lie. She's gonna land on him? Oh, okay. Bro, why is she moan like that? God dang, damn, them things lethal. This has to be sexual assault, bro. Whaaat? Is that Mark? That would have hurt him! Subtlety, just this, I guess it's not a thing here. Pig headed, then marry me! She's getting desperate. Oh, she- He fighting back! Oh, no, and there's her target. Oh, she's gonna want to fight Nami. Oh, no. Yet. You're trying to seal his heart! I mean, she already kind of has the way you talked about her. Dude, the Sanji dog is crap! You just gotta get her to fall in love with a dog penguin. Oh, no. Look, I felt that. Wait, I wonder if she can knock this shadow back as the original body. I just don't know the specifics of how it all works. Oh, yeah, I guess he can't hit her. Ha-ha-ha-ha! Damn! Oh, he's taking her! Oh, gosh, guys. Guys, you were there earlier for the invisible man, assuming! He's just as weird as the pink boar, man. They're really meant for each other. Appraise your wares? God, he's so weird, man. He's finally introducing himself. Ha-ha-ha-ha! Was that, like, sensual? Babying my skin for a perverted beast? You tell him, Nami! Bro really just stood there and took it. Oh, my gosh. These-these thriller barkians are some goobers, man. Run! He's just standing there, menacingly. Oh, he's, like, paralyzed, still looks like. Good stuff, Nami! What? There's no deeper meaning. What is he saying? Love. Don't say love. I can't with this man, bro! All the animals are like, what did we just watch? If we fumble this? What does a punishment from Purona look like? It's just as he says, that lady. It's like an instinct from Sanji, I think. Yeah, he doesn't even know why. Well, I guess it's the same, because, like, Zoro is attacking Luffy. Let's protect her. Oh! Dang! They listen to you, Absalom! His little growls, man. Oh. Ooh. He's in charge of zombies. They're under control of Purona. Little Sanji penguin dog. This is not the time, bro. You're going to get rolled. He's so tiny and adorable, man. And then you just see his face, and it's just a lot. Oh, no. Wait, what's he going to do? Is that what he's just naked? Did he just shoot him? What was that? Is that a devil fruit? It was so fast, you couldn't even see what happened. He just, like, like, force pushed him. I don't know, I mean, if it is a devil fruit, I would imagine I would make it a paramedia, but I don't think he's on... Well, no, because I originally thought he was Zowan, because he is an animal, but I guess he wouldn't be Zowan because he's more of an experiment, I think, because it's, like, stitched on. He's more, like, a created, like, Frankenstein's monster. Honestly, I think you three could take her on. I ain't going to lie. You try hard enough. Oh, excellent. That would just have literally the entire crew split up. Couldn't get worse, could it? Oh, that's all he wanted. Okay. I thought better of you, Usopp. I'll leave you. I don't blame her. Is that a tree root? Damn, they're really, really just accepting it like that. Who is he telling that to? She's not even after you. Please scatter my ashes' knees blue. You dummies, man. Ah, shameless. Now you realize that you should actually care about her. Oh, no, she's coming. She's fast, she's big, and she's got two blades. Why are you back, Nami? Oh, she don't want Absalom. She's trying to run away from him. Why is she moving in slow motion? Let's go, boys. There you go. Oh, God, the spider monkey. And the general's right behind them, bro. This is rough. Ugh. Bro, he looks like Sid's creation from Toy Story. Ooh. He's holding a grudge as for Sunny being stuck. Yeah. All her ghosts that she had out. That was kind of a burn. Hahaha. She realized something. Should I have realized something? Oh, she just means like they're close. Let's see it, Frankie. Aww. I like these two. Like a dynamic duo. He's got his like sort of cannon thing. Oh, he's going to snap the bridge. Oh, shoot. Not even I anticipated it for some reason. Robin falling in style. Let's go, Frankie, at a boy. Wait, the spider monkey is going to stop himself? Oh, my gosh. God, dang, dude. Oh, it's beautiful. She used her hands as wings now? Damn. That is slick. Oh, my gosh. She's going to toss him. Oh, no. Nice little boots crank hook. Hold on, Robin. Wait, that was so beautiful. Slowly, yeah, retract it. Well, she can get up and recover. She can pull him up. Dang, that was so marvelous. I like the nice little branch off of her power. Oh, my God, the rock landed on spider monkey. What a disappointing performance from spider monkey. I thought he was going to put up some kind of fight. He's probably not down and out, but still. They'll all make it up eventually. Will you help Frankie up? Oh, he's good. Hey, I thought there was some of you getting up. Yeah, I figured that wasn't the end of the spider monkey. Them, too. But there's no easy way for them to get back up. Unless he makes a web bridge. Oh, no. He's pissed. Scumbles. Okay, we're scared. Bro laughs like crocodile. Is that Brooke? What is he doing? How is he in the sky? Oh, my God, he missed the bridge. Oh, there is no bridge. Did he just make a pun as he fell crashing into the earth? Holy gigachat, are you serious? What a nice little, I guess, sort of power spike for Robin that episode, though, having that new sort of... Not power, but, like I said, sort of branching off some alternation of her power. That was sick. Episode 348, let's find out why the hell Brooke is falling from the sky. I mean, it's kind of a pro that she's so distracted seeing Nami that they can just lay into her, but she's kind of a tank. Like, what would happen if she just said that she was a man? But it actually happened! I was half expecting Uso to be like, no, she's not. Oh, my gosh, she's giving advice. They're having, like, girl talk. Wait, this is low-key wholesome. I won't even lie. What? Oh, my God, Nami. Aren't you a zombie? Oh, my gosh, Nami. Nami-zo. She's gonna be like, where is the treasure room again? Oh, my gosh. Nami is insane, bro. She's got this. I like how Uso already says Nami-zo. Chopper's lost! Oh, my gosh! My son is just so naive. He gets hurt sometimes. Aw, she actually gave her courage to believe in herself. I think I've called it absolute. Why do I have a feeling that's never gonna be cleared up for Chopper, and he's going to go with the rest of the series thinking Nami is a man? And now she knows, like, decent path to the treasure room, too. Uh-oh, Luffy's being delivered. Did we finally get a really good look? I'd get go. He creepy, bro. Oh, my gosh, they don't have any treasure. They just used all of it for a party and for the ship. Work ship doesn't have anything either. Believe it or not. Oh, no, they're food! What the heck, man? The three phantoms. Reanimating number 900. Oh, shoot. Bro, why he built like that? Gekko Moria, warlord in the flesh. Yeah, for real. That voice does not match him, man. God dang, dude. A whole warlord. He creepy, though. I like it. That moron. Damn. Uh-huh. So Moria had a higher bounty before he was a warlord than 300 mil, too. That's what Robin said. Pump him right now! Oh, 900. Wait, does he say the revival of 900? Is that like his 900th experiment? Oh, no. Is he going to try to use Luffy's shadow for it? It's creepy, though, because he can go invisible. Oh, man. I'm surprised he doesn't just walk around invisible. This feels ominous. Oh, wait. That looks like the thing that girl... It's like that girl's assistant. Why would you get in some random... Oh, my God. I cannot, man. I just cannot. This bear seems cute, though. He's doing a little rubber band thing with his hands. Maybe hiding in him will actually help. He's so adorable. Kumasi. Why do you call him Erosalom first? Nope, I haven't seen anything. Oh, no. He was just about to tell him. He's so kind. Why are you so mean to him? Oh, she deserves to not know now. Yeah, for real. Why the pun? Kumasi, you deserve better, bro. Oh, but he can't unzip himself. Wait, this is perfect. Kumasi, just join our side, bro. They're kind of mean to you. I'm not going to lie. Like, borderline abusive. Oh, Brooke? Yeah, we're really not... Oh, wait, who's the humming swordsman? That's not Brooke. Or is it? I guess Brooke does hum. I still need clarification. Oh, my God, it's a perfectly shaped hole. I wonder how he got that idea. So he has a name for himself? Elsa never saw a sword with him. Unless his cane counts as a sword. Oh, no. What's his name? Ryuma? I'm actually kind of scared of him. I won't lie. Dang, he watching, bro. He different from the rest of the generals. Spider monkey! Hey, hey. Wait, what's inside? Are those nunchucks? That's what he's had in there? Oh, wait, whip up a weapon? What is Frankie saying, bro? It's so... Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. What does he mean, whip up? Gosh, pillar nunchucks? No, that's too badass, man. No, that is too cool. Let's go, Frankie. Atta boy. Nah, he a cyborg, bro. God damn. I love him so much, man. He giving it to the spider monkey. Like, really, like, Frankie, you can take it easy, man. I think you're killing him. I actually don't let up. He just looks so gross. They have no way to get up there. Oh, my gosh. The Zoro in general is running the wrong way. Some things never change. That was an incredible little joke there. Bro is just straight up the opposite direction. It took me a second, too. No survivors here, man. Atta boy, Frankie. That was suggestive. Okay, that was very suggestive. You cannot pretend like it wasn't. No way did Frankie clown him like that and he just shoots one glob of stick. And he's just done, though. All right, because they're smaller spider mice. What? Five hundo? Ew. I would kill every single one without fail. Oh, my gosh. Hullaback modified 500 of them? Oh, my gosh. God dang. They weren't quick. I'm looking quite dire. Bro, damn, I like that. That cannot be brook. That is so elegant. Just angelic. I mean, it kind of sounds like brook. Oh, no, that's what he says. It's an intimidation factor. Ooh, I like that. It's beautiful. Yo-ho, yo-ho, yo-ho. If this is brook, I will never doubt his singing skills ever again. I promise. It is. How did he fall from the sky? Oh, there's a sword in his cane? I jumped. I'm light. He jumped from the ground and he went that high. Oh, he did say gravity applies differently, didn't he? Oh, my gosh. Is he here to help? Oh. Re-Pace Hom. Wait, isn't that what Ryoma used? I think. Oh, damn. Is brook cracked with it? Oh, my gosh. Does Zoro have some competition here in the swordsman category? He did use this. Oh, I mean, well, Ryoma, I don't know if I'm even remembering that name correctly. He did that same move, and he is the one that I think has brook's shadow because he had the same laugh. And I guess got his sword skills from brook. Brook's just talented, I guess. And Ryoma just jacked. Not to mention we got a full on look at I'm already blanking on Gekko Moria. And, God, dang. He is a unit, man. I've already knew he was quite large, but the shape of him is so crazy. I love it. It just kind of matches the vibes of Zoro or Bark so well, too. I don't know, man. It's just the art keeps delivering. It's just really cool fights, very interesting twists. And brook is now in the mix. I mean, Luffy is trapped. Zoro and Zongi are out of the picture. It's keeping me on my toes. Guys, that's it for episodes 347, 348 of our One Piece Watchthrough. Do drop a sub on the channel if you're new. And I'll catch you guys in the next one. Peace, peace.