 Welcome to another video. I'm out on the coast this time. I've got a new bag, a new tent and a few of the little bits and pieces that I'm testing out. So I thought I wouldn't want to walk far because my feet are still a bit blistered from doing the three peaks. I've just got a freeze-dried camping meal with me, so I'm going to have one of my Y foods. This video is sponsored by Y Food, so thanks to Y Food for giving you 10% off. If you go in the link below and use Hazy 10 you'll get 10% off this stuff. They do it in these drinks, they do bars, they do the powdered stuff. It's a complete and balanced, ready-to-drink meal. It's not heavy on your stomach and it contains all the micro and macronutrients that your body needs. The healthy alternative to junk food. So I'll do one of these and I'm good for up to three to five hours knowing that I've got all the vitamins and minerals in me. So perfect for coming on a hike or perfect for if you're grafting or out and about during the day. Link below for 10% off, use the Code Hazy 10. Cheers! Let me knock it out at road. Can you see? Can you tell? The one. I got some of it here. It's light, mate. It's wayyyy. It's weighing down, it's light. So this is just my first impressions. I'm not going to do a review on it or talk you through the specs or anything like that. We're just going to, because I've already done a review of that. If I have, there's the link to the review, the full review of the Gossamer Gear 1. He's hopefully there. Please have done that. That'll be good. So yeah, if you want to see the review go there. It's on my second channel. I'll leave a link below so you can have a look as well. I'm just going to get into it, mate. I'm just going to spend a night in it. I'll let you have a little look. This is about just coming out and the sky's a forecast to be good and forecast to get a decent sunset. Hopefully a decent sunrise and that's all I want. It's a midweek, so it's a school night. So I've got to jet off pretty early in the morning because I've got to get to work. I've got a couple of monks and hopefully I've got a chair. There you are. What's this? Just with gear. Alt gear, Richard gear. Alt Richard, no idea. This nature hike chair. I'll leave a link below for this because it is, I was dubious going into it because I've never really been one for chairs, for camping chairs. I just sit on the deck, but having used this extensively at family camping trips, barbecues, just in garden on camping trips myself, I love it. I absolutely love it. It is good. I like it. So total luxury. Just going to set my tent up, sit in my chair, ogle that look and crack a couple of monks. It's a walking pole tent. I've not really checked how tall you're supposed to have poles either, so that's the thing. Right. Let's get it set up. There she is. Look at her there. The Gossama gear one. Got a little bit of a slope, but that's just you play with it. You use what you've got. Use what you've got and I've got a slope a bit. I've got it all mucky already. Used and abused and reviewed. So I'll just give you a quick tour. It's a walking pole tent. It's got these things here to cinch it down to your walking pole, which is pretty nice. These go on an angle outwards. This, there's no door here, but there's also it's like all mesh up there. So it's going to be great for condensation. It's just got this lip to protect the mesh. And then all this is waterproof. So a lot of airflow going in. Here's my chair look. Let's have a look. Look at that. Not bad, is it? Chair look. We've made it boys. We've made it. Then girls, we've got a chair. Look, I've made it. Thanks for all the support. We've made it. We've got a chair look. Well, I've been chair. I never thought I'd be this happy in the chair looking it. I've used an extra guy line there and just tied it around the rock just to, because that's the head end just to give me a bit more room. And then he's inside. It's quite, it's quite big. From my setup, I've just got my sleeping bag. It's the Alpkip 400. And I'm not even going with an air bed. I brought it, but when you're on heather like this, look at that. That's an air bed in itself. So just using this really thin sponge just to protect the bed of this mainly. Because it is ever so thin. That's probably why it's so light. Trekology pillar still going well. And let's have a look, shall we? Let's get in. Whoa. Yeah, it's comfortable without an air bed. Loads of, that's not, I'm not even in middle there. I'm seven foot four. I'm seven foot four built like a fire engine. And now look at that. I've got loads of room up there. Absolutely loads. I've got about a foot so that you're good for space there. And it's very, it's wide because it's got this, it angles out like that. So it is a double trekking pole tent, the Lanshan two. And the reason I got it is because the land, I'm going on a camp where, I'm going on a trek where I might have to be a little bit stealth. And the Lanshan twos footprint is just too big. So I was wanting something a little bit less big, but the Lanshan one is like a coffin. It's too claustrophobic. So I searched and this was like the perfect medium, the perfect in between. And so far, so far so good. I've got a new tattoo of my boy Bren, quality artist. It's in like a graffiti style three peaks and some mushrooms on it. And it did such a good job, mate. And I'd love it if you went and followed him on Instagram. So I'm going to leave a link to his Instagram page. If you like tattoo art and graffiti style art, it's definitely worth a follow. So I'll leave his link below and go check him out. Cheers, Bren. Gentle, Bren. Been doing some more bare foot stuff for them. Feet are a little bit blistered. To say the least. He's on Lowers, mate. He's on, what do you call them, lower? I don't know. Lower. Lower renegade, Lower renegade. Whatever you want. Whatever you want. Very good boot. That's me. That's headliners. Very good boot. Very good boot. Jose Mourinho, Woolayer. Yeah. Tails from chair. Chairway to heaven. Let's get the hat on. Come on. If we're going to be in Yorkshire, we're going to be on chair. We're going to have hat on, aren't we? Shall we get Wooley out on, actually, because lugs are a bit hard. Join me for another episode. Never of tails from the chair. Get used to these, because he's comfy, mate. And I like it. There you go, look. Look at this. How far we've come. It's all right. It won't change me. I'm still down to earth. I'm still the people's champion. I'm still a working class legend. I'm still a working class hero, lads. Don't worry about it. And lassies. Twelve of you. Look at this. Would you believe it? Ronseal. Nor the monk have teamed up with Ronseal. It does exactly what it says on the tin. Medium oak. Medium oak. 4%. Best bitter. Perfect finish every time. No nonsense product. It is what it is and all that. It's not supposed to taste like Ronseal. I just think that they're a local business. Nor the monk are just cooking like that. They work with all sorts of weird and wonderful companies and people. I remember coming out on these cliffs. A few mountains that way or whatever. Many moons ago. And seeing our... I don't want to be a role model. Some people were complaining that I was drinking too much on my videos and that. And I was like, I don't want to be a role model. I just want to enjoy a bottle of wine when I go camping and all that sort of stuff. And so it cracked on. I didn't really think about it. Until... Until I was at the Bushcraft show recently and the amount of youngens that came up. Like young lads, young lassies saying they watch my videos and that with the dads and the mums. And I realised that it has to... you can't... It's too late in it now. There's too many people watching for me to just be pissed on camera slugging bottles with vina and that all time. So we're going to re... Yeah, it did make me think it's got beyond... It's out of my control now. So whether I like it or not I'm a role model to a couple of people and that's... a couple of little people. And I have to take that responsibility. They can't be that much slurping. But, well, he says they are littleens. They don't think of a more dad thing to do than have a ron-sealed best bitter by Northern Monk. Ah, well then, for you littleens if you don't know, this is a disposable barbecue. Shout out, Joey D. Oh, that's... Oh, do you know what? In the best possible way that tastes like the beer mats, not the little beer mats, the bit like the cowley ones that you have on bar in a good workingman's club the smell of them is the same as that. Not in a bad way. It smells delicious. It's like sweet and that good old beer flavour. Almost like shandy. What's it look like? Oh, yeah, nice and amber. Right. Soz, littleens. You ignore this bit. I'll get a fruit shoot and do a fruit shoot review. Umbongo review or something. Do you know what? That's the first time I've had a Northern Monk that's tasted like that. It does exactly what it says on tin. It's bitter. It's the best bitter. I can imagine that on draft being absolutely banging. They can do it all. They can do it all. Whoa. That is nice. Do you know what? If you take... If you took a little bit of that carbonation out made it a bit smoother you'd be on to a right pint there. That's wonderful. Wonderful, wonderful, wonderful. I'm not going to bang on about it because that's not... We're not a booze review channel anymore, are we? We've grown up. I'll take... I'll take camera off and get stuck into it the rest of them there. Got some right beauties. And at 4% as well so it's not going to... I think I'll give that. 8.6 out of 10. In chair. Who does he think he is? With tights on. Just in a chair with tights on reviewing beers on me toad whilst filming it on a cliff. That's the bottom line because Stone Cold says so. What I love is as well is all the seagulls come around at this time of night. Can you see them in background? Probably won't be able to because they're ever so small. Fantastic silhouette. Just like when you used to draw them little M's. This is good, eh? Look at this. Look at this, kid. Having that. Just always like to... I always like to say hello and how are you doing? I'm having a little chat to you because I was ill on my last video. I was very poorly I mean, noggin. Just wasn't in the right place. Life stuff, which we can't go on about on a video but just life stuff. Feel a lot calmer today. Feel a lot better. And it's nice because I'm back to sea. But yeah, it's good times, man. I've just let my son go to shit a bit during lockdown life. My old body and mind and everything just sort of played second fiddle. I don't know. There was moments in lockdown where everything was just a bit much like and and I was always thinking it's lockdown, I don't have to look after myself because it's lockdown and that just carried on. And now that I've come out of lockdown, I'm like Jesus. Lockdown. Can't even look down. Can't see me when that full dad pod mode. Battery went just as I was about to tell you about my tits. Battery went. That's all that's going on, mate, is that come out of lockdown with a set of tits, a bit of a kite on me and I've just started to turn the corner. Just started to look after myself a little bit more and practice what I preach because I've got this mantra that I go by about looking after your body and your mind and all this sort of stuff and sometimes I forget or sometimes I just don't want myself to feel good but it sounds mad but sometimes I'm my own worst enemy and I sort of want to sabotage myself for some reason but I've got over that now, I've turned a corner and we're going to get healthy we're going to get healthy and we're going to get regain our summer bodies for next summer and join me I'll be doing little progress reports I'm going to fully fully go for it I have been going for it but I'm going to continue to go for it on the old healthy healthy body, healthy mind regime I'll be out in woods camping and I'll just cut to a montage of me punching a load of like meat in a locker lock up whatever just cut to me, just punching a load of meat in my lock up at work just meat not like to kind of afford actual carcasses but just like maybe I don't know like a turkey twizzler on a stick or something like that or a pepperoni or a pepperoni or a pepper army or a pepper army or just some way for thin am rocky bell about cheap budget rocky way for thin am oh that's what I want me on about anyway yeah so that was all I was going to say just in case anyone else has let themselves slide during lockdown wanting to feel a little bit less bad about it yeah boy you're saying butters yeah boy cut to me just getting even fatter just completely just start a gaming channel because I love my chairs you see so that's the natural progression in it just to get a gaming channel like that Grand Theft Auto just biscuits all over me yes mate much love mate much love yeah knuckles Covid there you go well I'm going to log off for chatting for this evening because I'm going to have a few Bev Rajees and then it all goes teats up doesn't it can't really not really very eloquent when I've had a few Bev's cheers to you lot cheers to absent friends cue music forgot my lighter dinak so I've just switched bags over in my other bag I like to stash a load of lighters around it and I haven't done with this one so without a lighter second time I've ever done this so I can't even have my food can't have my tea so I just stuck with that one beer I didn't even have any other beers because I didn't want to be just drinking on empty stomach so I've had to sack them off and sack my tea off I just sat there and just watched the moon it was a lovely moon it was a harvest moon so I watched that come out the sea it was pretty cool but yeah man I'm really hungry now and I can't have any food I don't have any snacks I just brought a camping meal I can't have oh well sale avi I'll probably do me good anyway yeah it's getting on a bit now so I'm just going to get my head down get some sleep and then we'll get up in the morning a brewing morning wounded well hopefully we'll get a sunrise to make up for it all and then yeah alright so unless some magic or tragic happens I shall see the on the morrow oh the guidelines come out it's collapsing on me I've woke up to this Houston I've got to get out I've got to get out and do the guidelines again what's the matter in the wind was savage just came in savage proper savaged me it took out my guideline on this side and then out of cards just fell down one came out two came out all started to fold in on itself but I've repositioned the pegs I've put rocks on top of the pegs as well big rocks so it ain't going to go anywhere I feel safe yeah man big big wind so take two that was so much tragic happened finally here we are look so much tragic did happen right unless so much magic or tragic part two happens I shall see the on the morrow it's just it's getting under tent and blowing it up so it's vibrating so I just can't sleep it's the only time in recent well ever I think that if I was any nearer to my truck I'd sack this off it's one of them ones innit oh dear man you have to ride it out and then it'll be good tomorrow it'll make me appreciate it's stuff more it's too exposed tent's getting it's ass kicked it's too much so oh mate I'm going to pack up the batteries are now on torch I'll pack up my tent and drop down the side of this hill and try and get out of the wind a bit and then repitch it so I'll get back at you can you hear how calm it is down here I'm just tucked right behind that that big bit that I was on I've come down down this side the wind's lapping at the other side but we're sort of out of it here so probably better get some kip but that was exciting that was exciting to say the least thought tent was going to end up in North Sea that would have sucked but we made it we made it down that was an adventure and this tent is at least I know I can take it down and put it up in an emergency and it went up pretty quick and went down pretty quick as well unless some major tragedy happens again I'll see you on the morrow at the palm of my hand goes to hell will you still be my friend my face to the sea and my back to the land morning glampers I managed to get a slack handful of hours kip there so not too bad the tent report look at this no condensation whatsoever that's right above my head it was a bit of a breezy night to say the least so that's probably helped but the ventilation is brilliant I can say that I had my little sponge just in case it did get wet but I'm impressed with that I had to tap out and inflate my inflatable bed because this new spot that I'm at there's not as much heather on the ground so it wasn't as spongy it was quite rocky so let's deploy that let's see what's going on outside it's about half six in the morning there's been no messing about there's been no coffee because that would have been lighter but there's been no messing about either because we've got to get heather worked it school day as you can see I put rocks on all my pegs belton britches sunshine where's the sunshine there she is lovely morning man lovely morning doesn't she look well ooh tell you what in the night that was stressful moving from up there in that wind but now I feel calm I've had a couple of hours keep and we're good to go beautiful get her packed up there you go easy stuff sack easy to pack away easy life leave no trace right there we go there we go what have we learnt I've learnt that the bag I love it the tent I love it I'm not going to speak on them and give you my full opinions just yet I'll wait until I've had a proper look round them and I'll do a proper review which will already be out now I've done it I think I learnt that don't think you're a big peanut top peanut because I had my chair didn't I thinking I was loading it with chair when in reality I didn't have my lighter I didn't have my earplugs and the winds were gathering and I always just sat there buried big nut in chair like that hey now you know to toot me well I forgot all sorts so for me my main lesson is don't think you're bigger than the floor mate don't think you're bigger than the floor don't put all your energy into sitting on the chair and the floor is perfectly fine so we've learnt a lesson there about chairs there's probably a metaphor to be had there as well so yeah I didn't have any food or any drink any hot drinks or anything like that which in turn made me not have my beers and I feel chipper today I feel great so it's kind of worked out for the best I feel good about it and it's a lovely day it's a school day so I'll best get me sent to school aka work if you've watched this far thanks if you are subscribed already consider clicking the subscribe button and click the bell notification if you want to get notified of my next video sailboat he's out early good man last woman whatever right much love to everyone I hope you're looking after yourselves and each other I'll see you soon namaste out of trouble see you later bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye