 Go-mul-he, go-mul-he That's a catchy song Every time it came on Go-mul-he, go-mul-he No? Yeah, didn't enjoy it Yeah, that's catchy Okay Well, fuck you then I'm Rick, I'm hungry I mean, they got my food wrong when I ordered it So I'm eating it now I'm sorry Hopefully you're having lunch or something with me right now Snarfin' it down like it's David from down the street Ah, today We got a rapid fire What does that even mean? Snarfin' it down like David Oh, oh, oh Wow Wow I don't know what you're doing with David Today we got a rapid fire, but it's not a normal rapid fire It's not in coffee with Karan, but it is with Kiran Johar This is a very interesting video It's a rapid fire that is not coffee with Karan But it's with Karan Okay Satguru That's a weird pairing, right? So, Kiran Johar, he's gonna rapid fire him Satguru, yeah Isn't he? Yeah, that's crazy, right? Yeah Wow, I'm intrigued Anyways, I think they did a big long interview together Which is a crazy pairing It's not somebody You never expect those two to get together I would kind of put together No So I thought that was interesting So he's gonna do a little rapid fire with Satguru We've done quite a few videos, obviously, of coffee with Karan And we've seen many videos of Satguru himself He's always very interesting to listen to Yes So, let's just get into this I'm gonna take the liberty, Satguru, to do what I normally do on my television show Which is a rapid fire round Normally, the end of this round When I was young, I watched a lot of, you know, Wild West movies Right When you fire, I also fire already No, I promise you this is not that kind of... You're not in my line of fire At all I will not take the liberty of being that person These are just quick questions Which when I ask for one word, you have to stick to that Because sometimes you have a tendency of not exactly answering the question asked But you give such a profound and prolific retort back Then it makes you very satiated But in this case, my only request is that If it's one word, then it's just one word That's funny, he's got a preface into that You get a hamper But in the absence of a hamper here You already have something right A cow And all this beautiful bouquet Had to drag it next to you But so there's no hamper But you do will get my... Ranked in terms of acting Thank you Ranked in terms of sex appeal What is the one thing that is essential to living a balanced life? Sense A little uncomfortable What is the one thing we must absolutely do away with In order to lead a balanced life? Senselessness Yeah First thing that comes to your mind when I say the following The first thing, organized religion Madness Marriage Cohabitation Competition Stupid Money Useful Love Say a sentence Yes He's being so respectful I will allow that Most beautiful but unfortunately crippling for most people Little elaborate that See if something unpleasant cripples you Something nasty cripples you It's acceptable When something beautiful cripples you It's a true disaster Very poignant If you could ask one person alive or dead one question Who would you ask and what would that be? I really sorted out all my questions because I did not spend time educating myself or doing anything I spent my entire life sorting out every damn question I had I kind of run out of questions And you certainly have not run out of any answers Best advice you have ever received I never sought, not did I receive I made myself in such a way I'm incapable Either of seeking advice or giving advice In an imaginary completely hypothetical situation If you had a day off with no commitments, no responsibilities What would you spend the day doing? A lot of things this can't be one word No it's not one word See I have an indiscriminate sense of passion towards everything Lots and lots of things I did at one time but these days Time is not allowing me to do that So generally if I have little time all I need to do is play golf Because that's safe and within the city And I can get back in time for something else to be done But if an entire day is left to me Which they have not done for a long time They have not left it to me If that happens I will close my eyes and sit Because that is my, the best, the best I am at my best when I truly have nothing to do What is one thing you'd like people to remember about you At the end of your life? They must live so wonderfully that they don't even remember me If you found a way to travel through time Where would you go? I am kind of done with all those things Your universe visited already You have visas for every platform If we can do some slow fire Yeah because that's a question with many Slow fires instead of rapid fire This, for example traveling in the world We've jettled around and now we want to travel to the Mars We want to travel to another place And now that's not enough We want to travel into the past and future All this longing is again exploratory in nature Whether you go on vacation to Maldives Or you want to go to Mars It is fundamentally exploratory Maybe you're also thinking of relaxation and pleasure and whatever But essentially it's exploratory Otherwise why can't you do it here? It's something that you want to do You want to touch another place This longing is there in the human being Only as long as the life that you are Remains in a seed form That is it did not sprout and blossom This happened when the yogi was expanding the science of yoga And talking about the nature of the cosmos How it's related to your individual self And what you can do with it Then the seven sages who were with him They asked what is the nature of this cosmos How big is it, where does it begin, where does it end So he laughed and said, your entire cosmos I can pack it into your mustard seed Because your ideas of time and space are essentially Because you're living within the framework of your intellect If you cross that dimension Then there is no such thing as time and space Everything is here and now So travelling through time, space No, it means nothing to me Because it's difficult to express Difficult to articulate If I say I'm little I have a reputation of being very logical But if I sound illogical or silly to you You can blame it on my jet lag I just come from United States after six weeks So you can say maybe he was jet lag That's why Sadhguru is saying something silly But I'm fine I'm saying this because You can't fit the universe into your silly little logic Today's human being is too overly enamored With their own logic that they're missing the entire life The gamut of phenomena that's happening in the existence Is missed because the only way you can accept anything Is it has to fit into the square hole of your logic Anything that doesn't fit into your logic You will reject In this you rejected the entire cosmos In this you have rejected the magic of life You have become a slave of logic And completely missing the magic of life So this time, space, all this stuff Is because intellectually you're trying to dissect the universe And try to understand this, this, this Tell me if you sit here Suppose you're very joyful Do you see you will not know how the day passed off And if you're depressed do you see the day won't pass So time is a consequence of the miserable nature of human existence If you are truly blissed out and ecstatic You wouldn't know what is a day, what is a year, what is a lifetime You wouldn't know There have been times I sat down, I didn't realize I thought it five minutes But people gathered around and started molesting my feet Because in their understanding I sat there for many days or whatever This idea of time and space is a very convoluted idea Simply because people are stuck in the framework of their logic My work, my fundamental work is to take people Beyond the framework of logic into the true magic of existence Our own existence But it takes a lot of time Still my reputation is of being very logically correct Because I'm still trying to woo them Still wooing them, you know For the real thing to happen They will take a long time unfortunately Because they have become such slaves of their logic What is the first thing you notice when you meet a person? Just everything Just everything Everything, yeah Past, present and future Is it more important to do what you love or love what you're doing? The choice is entirely yours See, if you're an intelligent person You will try to do what you love most But if you're a genius They will do just what is needed If you could be invisible for a day What would you do? You wouldn't know? With due respect, what is your biggest weakness? Biggest? What is your biggest weakness? See, what normally people treat as weakness In their lives Okay, let me give a normal answer Why am I going to do all this? Already you said I'm what? What's the word? Sashayga Biggest weakness is I love danger Without danger I cannot live I need to do something Which keeps me on the edge of being mortal Being alive and dead I want to walk that line all the time Every day I'm stepping on it one way or the other Is it a weakness? I don't think so but people think So Guru, you should risk your life like this But if there's no risk I feel I feel I'm not being... Because most of the time in my life For whatever I'm doing I don't feel tested It's only moments of danger That I feel little tested So my weakness is I like to be stretched You know For all the time when I was riding across India Later on I started driving My only wish was That to find a machine Which will test my skills Always found the damn things broke down If I took it to my limits These days recently I'm beginning to Get to do a few machines Testing me Whether I can push it all the way or not Maybe that's because of my age If I had met them much younger I think I would have managed to work it out The one thing the world doesn't know about you They don't know a thing about me And the one thing you wish you could change about yourself These are great questions I looked at that I could speak Hindi The one thing you wish you could change about the world Oh a lot of things One Human beings Yeah Desperately made up So what would you consider to be your greatest achievement? I don't think there's any Because I always fall overly short Of my own expectation of what I could do So I never feel Anything is an achievement Is there a song you love and can listen to all the time? Somehow Probably because This Came to me At a certain time When I was In my early teens maybe So this one song Kind of Comes back to me more often than anything else It's not that I even seek it Somehow one way or the other this song keeps coming back to me Is How many times Wow I didn't expect that I did not expect it either Oh I've seen many good Movies at one time I saw a lot of them I've not seen much of Indian cinema But I saw a lot of English cinema But One movie that I Thoroughly, thoroughly enjoyed at that time Because on that day the way things happened Many life situations fell together and everything Was Roman Holiday Classic movie Well I have to say That's the first film I've ever seen in my life Here we are It is true Roman Holiday is the first film I ever saw It's with my introduction to the big screen Really? I'm glad I have something in common with that That image of Audrey and Gregory Peck Is somehow to stay with me Wonderful, it's classic It was probably my age If you were doing a classic month for American cinema That would be highly included, yeah Something you enjoy doing in Wish You Had More Time For I wish I had more time Because I made myself like this That There is nothing that I enjoy or do not enjoy I make sure I enjoy everything that I do Including simply sitting quietly Or talking to somebody or doing whatever Because my activity is not limited to one area So many things If you did not enjoy everything that you do And do not do You will go insane trying to manage so many things But I will not go insane Because I enjoy being alive Activities, anything is okay Everything I do I enjoy Small things, big things Every kind of thing Most profound things and silly things I enjoy therapy Ashley, that's all Lastly, in a biopic made on you Who would play you? I'm going to talk to Bakshan Who would make a biopic first of all? There would be lots of interested people And to say a big B would be mine Maybe we should animate I don't think you would want that Well, that is the end of the rapid fire And you totally deserve the hamper That doesn't exist on this platform But it's a virtual hamper That I've given to you with my love gratitude And deepest amount of respect Thank you That was wonderful Great questions It was such an interesting I think there's an entire interview before this And it's kind of how he ended his I'd love to see that His time with Satguru But it seems like a lot of fun Especially with the pairing of them two Who are I can't think of two more opposite styles of people The one thing they have in common is they're both human beings They've got that in common but everything else And I really I think every question was Like if you had an opportunity to talk to this man And ask him some questions Those would probably be some of the ones I would come up with You know And Suffice it to say It's kind of an understatement He's on a completely different wavelength Yeah He is just I loved All of his answers But it's like if you could change one thing There's a lot of things about the world I'd like to change Like yeah but if you could change one thing So what made you get clums to mind Or what are the things you could change I'd like to get rid of greed I'd like to get rid of nuclear things I'd like climate change I'd like to end poverty He covered all of it but just saying Let's change the human beings The 7 billion parasites Every problem we have Was us So let's change that He's on a completely I'd love to see a full enter Anytime he talks He seems like such a He's poignant His wisdom is unprecedented He's pretty funny guy And my favorite thing about him Which is my favorite thing of most people I admire Is that there's no Filter There's no Presenting something He is just himself He's genuine He says what he's thinking There's no pretense He seems like he's both a guy You'd probably have a lot of fun golfing with But you would also have just a lot of Just soak in I've never heard anyone answer Questions Or say things the way he says them I can't think of anybody that I've ever heard That talks the way he talks That was really interesting 2017 And great job by Karen Johar Those are great questions He has 9 million YouTube subscribers That doesn't surprise me I didn't know you had a YouTube channel Do you think he runs it? No Neither do I I bet he doesn't even think about it He just has his team of people who says it's time to go do this He's like okay And he does it And he's off to the next thing Also it was shocking that he plays golf I did not peg him as somebody who I expected him to say To be sitting in silence That's his He loves doing that But for just leisure time No Now I want to talk to him about What kind of clubs do you like to use Do you prefer playing on par fours How's your short game What's your handicap Don't lie That was great Any other interviews that we can react to From Karen Johar Any golfing videos we've got I'd love to see what this song looks like Absolutely Let us know down below