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Let's start the show There goes wax wax blowing that smoke from a freeze pipe right now. Yeah, a cold dick Whoa, hezzy one more year. Whoa. I mean one more week. Yeah, one more year one more week One more week until you enter the cold dick category Give her that freeze pipe I can't wait. I can't wait. I'm done fucking. It's a beautiful thing I'm done your boys out the game. No, it's a beautiful thing, man. I'm happy for you. Thank you, bro Congratulations, man. How you feel it? How you feeling? I'm excited, man. I'm I'm really excited I was telling him before the podcast start like just the idea of having all the people all the most interesting Smart fascinating funny people I've collected in 38 years of life having them all in the same place at one time That is really exciting for me You know Like and realize how awkward we all really are and how we're all People like the people I collect ain't normal. I don't think I got a single normal friend, you know The more awkward you are the more easy it makes it for them It's gonna be one table with all the conversation is that and then everybody else is gonna be sitting around drinking having a good time You know celebrating happy to be there happy to be there, but can't wait to leave We'll see we'll see it's our job to make it fun because I don't like I've told you about this probably like I don't like Forced attention. I don't like birthdays. I don't like I don't like attention Which it feels like unwarranted like, you know, I don't want you to celebrate me But if I'm on stage and I'm giving you something to laugh at you could laugh and enjoy that and now I feel like it's even the exchange Like I'm giving you something to celebrate. So like birthdays and shit. I'm like, why are we celebrating me? I ain't doing nothing to be here, you know, you're here. We're celebrating you because you're here on your birthday I understand that but that now I realized that like sometimes Celebrations and like holidays are situated so that you can Share how you feel about your boy in a comfortable environment like walking up to your boy on a Wednesday and be like, yo bro I love you and I'm proud of you that that might throw that dude off You know But like I guess a wedding is one of those times where you can share those feelings and it feels like appropriate Etc. So for that, it's just I don't know. I'm really honored that these people will come in. I'm I'm honored. I'm happy to be there. I can't wait to be there. I can't wait to celebrate you I can't wait to celebrate, you know It's called this nuptials, right? Yeah, sure It is You're gonna stick the words that you just know I can't wait to celebrate your wedding show Like I know you are dude Now one question I keep getting is why LA cuz one thing one thing that you should be proud of shows. Yeah people You're synonymous with New York City. Yeah, no like like like you're you're a quintessential here I go using a word. I might be using right and don't know you're a quintessential New York City Comedian which I think is a great space to be honored I think it's rare air cuz like some of these guys They're from New York, but they've been in Cali for so long or they from someplace and been in Cali for so long that they don't They don't it's something different when they say New York City Comedians your synonymous with New York City. So why LA? As you know, you've been married for a while. You know, we don't make any of these decisions true indeed Okay, so my girl is from Santa Barbara. Oh Oh Yes, yeah, so my gosh from Santa Barbara and the place where we're doing it is this new Just a home her like us that father and mother just built this crazy new place So we're gonna be like the first ones in there for it. So it's gonna be a it's just pretty cool All these things work. I actually went to college in Santa Barbara. Yeah Yeah, so there's I guess a little bit of it for me, but it's really just that's where her family's from Well, it's also winter. It's like I'm not trying to have like an outdoor Winter wedding in New York and I didn't really want to go to like a ballroom or something or like do it at the hotel So I was like fucking let's just go out here. Let's just do this shit in Santa Barbara and it'll be beautiful No, it's beautiful in her family her family can get there easily and like the friends that you really fuck with and really fuck What you will make the fight exactly and I didn't really invite many of my family. I Don't blame you I didn't invite much We got a share more than a name you ain't gotta listen you're preaching to the quiet Born people be like blood is thicker than water Hey, blood may be thicker than water, but guess what I need to survive That's how I feel so I'm not mad at you. I feel like I don't know. I feel like my friends are my family You know they are and And I do have family members there family members that I'm close to and all that kind of stuff But like I didn't grow up in a family. There's very religious I didn't grow up in a family is very traditional So like I don't have to adhere to those two things when it comes to the wedding my folks who just like yo duo makes you happy like it is what it is and So for for me, I I understand if like your wedding is tied into religion You got to have your cousins there your whole family, etc Like my boy dove is Moroccan Jew like he got to have every cousin second cut even for him the wedding Like the wedding was for his family. That's what Chris was telling me before this we start recording He was like I was like give me some advice about the wedding. He was like it's not for you It's for the family nothing to do with you. Yeah, I think that's bad advice I get what Chris is saying. I felt that way too and I think I've told you this before I felt that way up until The weekend of the wedding and then I had a fucking ball. I had yours with the wedding Yours was fun, but it's still for you. Isn't it? I mean it's for both of us I had I had a blast like I actually can't wait until you know We make like ten years of marriage so I can like do it again run it back. Yeah, I know I'm definitely having another wedding. I definitely know twice I'm definitely renewing my mouth Yeah, I want to do it again I used to think man I used to think that was corny like I actually used like hate weddings like going to people's weddings I didn't really understand it and then like Having mine and then seeing the people that are making this effort to go It's not like this shit is down the block like you got fly to California go Santa Barbara like that that I don't know It was really like touching I was like, oh my god, man That's a that's a beautiful thing that you're gonna do all that because I love someone else You know, I mean we're not even doing it to celebrate you and me We're doing it me love is someone else. So now I'm like Man, if I will probably do anything I can to come to someone's wedding after this experience Because it does kind of hurt if one of your friends you really care about can't make it, you know No, you can't you got to go to a wedding. You got I didn't go to the funeral, but you got to go to the wedding I'm not going to none of your funeral I'm just trying to beat that let you know. No, I'm not going to my funeral if I can help I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not going to none of your funerals. I'm letting y'all know that right now You're not gonna go to your funeral. No, no, you're gonna skip it. You're gonna skip your funeral What's you gonna do instead as you go do instead of die I'm gonna be happy Yeah That's why they call it the remains I don't know where we go, but I know we ain't had no funeral by way if you if you enter the pearly gates Right or whatever whatever it is after this and then like And you can go back and watch your funeral if you want to not you really want to see that Now I gotta see who's shedding the tear y'all. I gotta see who's playing video games on there for who trying to howl at my girl Yeah, who's consoling my girl like I gotta see all that kind of What if that's the ultimate test to see where you go like you pass away and then you're like in this waiting room and then you go to your funeral and You got an opportunity like you see somebody howling at your girl And you got the opportunity to possess that person right then and then make them do something crazy Make them have a heart attack I don't know if I want that I don't want that kind of power, bro But what if you go to hell if you fuck one of you just turn the cheek like God say you go to heaven you'll fuck that up Fuck her. Oh That was so you're saying is God testing you it's not seeing what you would do with those powers But it's someone trying to fuck my wife right after I died, bro. That's crazy Girl, why are you alive? If a guy's trying to smash your girl right after you pass that mean he already has are He's been flirting been trying to do something word up Yeah, he said he said he's sending heart eyes under the text message and fucking DMs and shit. Yeah, that's a little crazy Wow Wow Yes, that's a little crazy never see that from wax like what the fuck are you doing hard eyes? I'll give fucking was anything. Yeah, the wax mineral gonna be full of a airport security boy airport security Love they love wax. Oh my god His funeral will be full of airport security and his wedding will be full of airport security standing up protesting Is anybody disagree with this? Yeah, it's just Charlotte may I don't think Charlotte, Michigan go first when we go through the airs the security Because I think he'd be telling these motherfuckers really check on me got something Something because no way they let everybody go by and they get me every fucking time. No Ain't no fucking outfits. I ain't got nothing on there like my shit You know what people come through with jewels and all these chains. They look more sexier than me It's them. It's them. It's the medium t-shirt and you should be wearing double When you should be Coming through No, you had on a little small hoodie a little fitted By the way, we saw our guy Daniel Rollins yesterday We spoke about this because you know, I didn't I lost like 10 pounds to get down to 170 because that's why I like to be Oh shit, okay, so I can wear medium hoodie now and I saw Donnell. Donnell look good I saw Donnell yesterday. Donnell look good. I don't know what Donnell doing, but he look good That's what he said he was like And I was like, yo, you right it's something about these medium hoodies that when you put them on they fit a certain way Yeah, that's why I ain't find it yet. I ain't find a motherfucking wonderful. I don't know me. I don't know what I Don't know if a man can get a medium something. Well, that's wax Comfortable wax is ordering you think I got a fucking medium. I don't even order my shit. Yeah, it's my shorty She'll tell you the truth. She'll tell you guys. What you mean? What sounds I got? Yeah, it's a large. All right, do you think wax with a large Andrew? It doesn't look like you wear a large I Wonder why they feeling You gotta really acknowledge that that you're a you're a real hope Airport like a thought you are nah, brother. He didn't be kind of dirty though. You like something I did today, huh? It's it's poor security. They said them is like, I You know, he said that ringed off my phone ringed off. It had alarm. I love what you were wearing yesterday You talking about where I was wearing tell them what you were wearing Man, I had a jacket on that a black tea had black you had a hoodie on With a large hoodie with a large tea I You have a large hoodie. I can't fit a large Can I ask you a serious question when you look at your outfits? Do you feel cute? What do you feel like when you put I don't even know whatever's in the drawer I just grab and you never whatever Carla put there But even before Carla did you ever think like okay? This fits like this Maybe I should just go one size bigger and then it See the way my body is filled is my traps is up here So if I put anything else on and make it seem like I'm a way like 300 pounds. Oh, you look fat No, I figured out my back is like a 300 pounder, but my waist is like So if you wear baggy clothes, it looks fat, but if you wear it looks like a cake muscular Oh, no, all the years of football Wax wants all his clothes to feel like under arm He needs everything to feel like drive fit. That's what I ain't got nothing to do it. So sit sit there. So if a girl sit there wear whatever the fuck she want to wear All their clothes tighter than me they get to do that to her. No, that's debatable. I think your clothes are way tighter than 90% of the women There's no way possible Question about that Like shouldn't we you know how they like pat you down Like and a dude got a pat down a dude and a girl got a pat down a girl Right, like a dude can't pat down a girl and a girl can't pat down a dude Shouldn't that be done based on sexual attraction not gender? No, because you can lie about sexual attraction. You can lie about gender To a certain extent, I guess yeah If you're trying to get away with something Yeah So because if there's a dude because like what the idea is what that it could be uncomfortable for you For someone who could potentially be sexually attracted to you to rub your body, right? I think something happened What you mean had to happen because my phone shouldn't have went off. Why is my phone having an alarm? Why does your phone have an alarm phone? I have alarms He said he said where's your luggage? I said I don't have no luggage. I said I just came for the day Why would you have any luggage? That sounds like you're going to blow up a flight. I came for a day wax. That's not the truth. You checked your luggage We have made you say I don't have again. You want to tell me Why don't you tell me you ain't got no luggage? I ain't got no luggage with me right now. I ask you a question wax if a dude behind you Was brown and he said I don't have any luggage today Would you be a little suspicious? Would you be like, why don't you got plans when you land? Why is there nothing that you're gonna do? I came in and out Why is my phone thinking off though? Why do you have an alarm? Why does have an alarm though? Like you had a luggage claim ticket No, I didn't. I mean he didn't see nothing. He didn't see anything They always give you the luggage claim ticket. That's why he asked you where your luggage is I understand that. No, everything was inside my jacket pocket. He didn't see anything Whatever came through he grabbed my phone so you're formal of your phone now. Let's talk about what he really grabbed. He grabbed that meat Wax was so hurt that I was hurt. Listen wax was so upset that I said show me on this doll where he touched you I'm gonna tell you this right now for charlotte main to know every fucking procedure he did and this never happened to charlotte main What happened? Yeah, what's your watch it? What do you tell you to do wax? He made wax do a lunch And I was like, oh shit. So you was watching me That's crazy In the lunch position now listen After he gets him in the lunch position and wax is holding the lunch. He goes. Do you want to go in the back? I said, no, I'm not going in the back No, but that's that's something they're supposed to ask you. They're supposed to say you want to do it here You want to do it in the back and you know, I'm like, no You don't want to do it in the back, bro. No, I'm not doing the back. That's right. That's right. You take it in the mouth All right, listen, you don't think you don't think how many times you thought many times they said they ain't got me Every time we go out of out of the country they get me Every time I go to tsa now lately has just been out of fucking control They grabbed me every fucking time and I'm like do what you got to do, bro And they say Yeah, you do do that And now you do a split Yo, why did you do a split when he asked for a lunge? Why'd you go all the way down? I'm now turning around like is this nigga taping this shit and I look at the guy I'm like, yo, there's some bullshit y'all I could play the whole fucking time. I'm pissed the fuck off. I said I must have did something Did I did something lord? I'm asking lord to forgive me right now on here, lord Jesus, please forgive me for my did he really touch your penis, dude Listen, hold on when wax said when wax goes I must have did something the dude is grabbing his thigh while I was in love Isn't he going? Yes, you did do something. No, I did not Shit. No, you are doing something to me right now. No Yo, this is unfair. I don't I don't think this was right I know that if this happened to female shit report, but I but I know But I know if I report with you No, I know I know if I report that I can't fly they take me into no fly zone They they sit there and have me and him have an investigation. I want to sit there that rest of that day So I gotta let the nigga do the shit That's fucked up. Now you can report now He did say that to wax was like, yo If I he said He goes what happened to me just now was not right He said that if I was a woman I could report him I think you can report him now if you wanted to then stay here I'm gonna be here. So you're saying you would rather be fondled than be late Yep, right now I gotta get home I gotta get home if you gotta fondle me right now, which is not cool I mean, it's not cool. That's why I don't like the motherfuckers. So you can't complain in You can't worry about no, no, no, man. If anybody else actually was priority shows priority mosaic He was how was everything and fucking everything where you flying I don't even think I got this got anything to do with the airline. What airline? Oh jet blue jet blue. That's all yeah, we fly we fly jet blue all the time It's not jet blue jet blue show us all love It's the motherfucking TSA motherfuckers Like I gotta make sure y'all know what's going on and I asked myself y'all have no better procedure than this show Like where the fucking wine shit that if I ain't got no fucking knife for me What the fuck is up and then he grabbed his meat and said this way the wand is that no he did I made him turn his hands back around though because he was like this and I'm like, you're bro You're not supposed to do that shit, bro. Everybody do this shit and go like this and I'm saying so he got to rub your ass With both sides That's not cool. You're supposed to be like that fam I like you telling him. I like you giving him direction man. A man should know what he wants from another man I just think that's not cool. And if y'all seen that happen. I don't think that's y'all seen somebody need to report that shit I think you I can't report it. They're gonna take me out of no fly zone. I'll be fucked up. No fly list, bro It's not a zone whatever it is. No fly fucking zone Come on, bro I got time for that shit, man. I got that's basically my life. That's all I do is fucking fly, bro Yeah, well, guess what if they got it as long as you want an investigation, you cannot fly You're not putting me in no investigation. Fuck you Well, one thing I learned about brandy is listening as you never know who our listeners are So when we fly out next week for the show just wedding, you just gave one of these tsa 800 percent Can I tell you something dad meet again? Back from guide code it started the tsa love guide code love girl code. That was their favorite fucking show and brilliant it is guaranteed Tsa fucks with heavy the brilliant it is so you're gonna have to go through hell I hope that they put you through it, bro. No, no, no I'm gonna find some real dudes like your wax. You know what? I'm gonna let you come through respect It is some dope people out there. You know I'm saying they always show love your wax was good come through You know I'm saying bring us all the way through but it's got some guys that I don't know what the fuck is going on. That wasn't cool What about that guy that hit you with that trick question that time and he goes Do you want to go in the back or do you want to go in the back? No, he didn't he said you want to go in the back and I said no I'm not going back there with you. Why not? What do you think we're happy because I do I went back to listen one time I went back. I'm thinking you know, you get vip treatment. You know, I'm saying probably know somebody in there whatever It is a champagne room with a champagne room like They might fucking take everything. I'm like, bro. I'm going back out there, bro Whoever in there they need to go ahead and check inside of that one the fucking place You don't want the flight to be safe You don't think it's worth it if they just touch you if the flight is safe I just don't put me on a no fly zone, bro I mean, I don't want to get molested but just don't put me on that shit. You're too old for being molested, bro. You just got Assaulted I got assaulted and I think that guy should not have been open able to open his hands like this He got to be like this bro. He was just doing his job Did he go between your cheeks at all and separate them? No, it wasn't like that. It can't I got pants on Not really What you mean? You ain't on leggings, bro. I'm calling you on leggings, bro. You got away a bigger pants Yo, I've been doing a lot of deadlifts. So I have to change it. I don't know my size. I really don't I really don't. I promise you I don't you don't know your size. My drawers right now either I don't even know my drawer size. I don't know shit You're not a large. I know that much and you're not a size 32 in pants Not if you 244 pounds. How tall are you? 511 Knock it off What are you waxed 511 510 That's two and a half Calling a dude that's over six feet 511 is the most insulting thing that you can say. No, we don't give a fuck because we know That's not what we do. Especially if you just barely like if you have six foot tall dude And you're like, what do you like 511 drive them crazy Drive them crazy. Well, let's say listen You got to have something else with it like they can say that but you got to be able to slam them. Can you slam them? What do you mean? If you slam they wouldn't even talk like that to you. They'll always look at you as you bigger than them anyway Now now some of them little 5-8 dudes will slam your ass now. They will slam make it up on you right up on you They rush you if they get you then the ones you don't play with I ain't gonna lie The Roy Jones Jr this with those ears that are all puffy and shit. I'm not doing it They'll get right up on to you. Okay. What do we what did we see this uh? What did we see this week that made us say positively brilliant or what a fucking idiot anything Yo, one of these weeks i'ma come prepare for that question, bro I'm just saying that's just a general question. Just what did you see this week? That was positively brilliant And what made you say what a fucking idiot. What a fucking being paying attention to shit Yeah, I know but what a fucking idiot definitely alec Baldwin I didn't see the interview But the fact that he did one it's like we all know you didn't do it on purpose stupid And now you out here saying that Now you out here saying you didn't do it on purpose and i'm like, I think you did Anything that you say could be used against you you got to know how to shut the fuck up I don't know like nobody thought you actually went on set to shoot that woman But the fact that you out here screaming on top of your lungs putting out interviews like got crazy music in the background Like okay something's fishy right here. Something is fishy Yeah, I don't understand why he felt the need to have a conversation You know what i'm saying like like like we clearly know It was an accident. Um, nobody's saying otherwise Nobody other than you know other than his political enemies, which which is weird that he has political enemies because he's not a politician Yeah, you know what i'm saying and even they don't say he did it on purpose They don't blame him They're just fucking with him. Oh work. Yeah, he said he did it Oh, Trump said he did on purpose Yeah, yeah, Trump did say that Trump did say that Trump did say that That's why I said other than his political enemies. Nobody's nobody's saying that but but these days you got to please everybody though You know i'm saying so If he did if he didn't you know i'm saying somebody they'll still be on his ass I don't think you have to please everybody and that's the point. It's like yo The truth has to be enough for you We all got to get back to that as a society I think people do interviews and stuff though They got to try to like somebody got to get pleased off that they I know they don't want to do it In the case of alex ballwin. I don't know maybe he just felt like he wanted to you know Tell his side of the story, but hey put it in a book. Yeah, you know what i'm saying We don't we don't we don't need it right now. You know, i mean like I can understand somebody like I can understand like somebody I can understand somebody like travis scott having a conversation You know what i'm saying You know that's a little that's different, but i was ballwin No, yeah Ali we don't even know the movie that was coming out. It's not like it wasn't uh and I anticipated film You know what i mean? I mean, maybe it was I don't know but like in the case of A travis scott he was performing in front of a bunch of his You know his fans and his fans are invested in him in a different way So they would want to hear from him You know what i mean on on on this situation, but alex ballwin. No, you know, it's weird Uh, nobody seems to be keep it like holding the fans that stepped on another human being to go listen to travis scott closer Accountable for what happened Like if you ask me, that's not on travis scott like you're a person you saw another person You pushed them out the way and then stepped on them Yeah, that's fucked up Is that not fucked up yo, but but but and that type of situation if you don't push and keep going You're gonna be the one falling guess what's not about to happen there, but like what about like helping somebody What about you know, then you don't get trampled you ever seen the pride, you know how many people that is One of the people who died actually died, um trying to help his fiance So there's something to what wax is saying, you know, I mean, it's just sad how he ain't no joke, bro Yeah, it's it's it's just sad, you know, even even with the young the young kid who got killed, um I think he was nine years old It's because his he was on his father's shoulders and his father Passed out because it was so much pushing and everything that like they were literally they were literally drowning in people Basically, oh my god So it was other people drowning in people and so that his father passed out and that's how the kid You know fell but to your point, I don't see how you see a nine-year-old kid Fall and nobody You know, that's what I'm saying like, you know, we got to hold these people accountable a little bit too like I agree with you. You can't control human behavior, but I will say, um You know, I don't judge people when they're in survival mode and that that's what it sounded like Yeah, a lot a lot a lot of that in that crowd. That's what it sounded like people were just trying to Clearly they were just trying to survive and you know, they were trying to survive because some people actually died Yeah, you know, I get it though. That's what I said, man I thought about this the other day when it comes to any of these things when it comes to These large crowds whether it's festivals, whether it's sporting events, man, whether it's just a bunch of what's at the airport You know the one thing that we're all relying on to stay safe here No Each other human behavior. Yeah That's it. Yeah, yeah Human behavior, that's all we're relying on to stay safe It's you know, you got that for me a person who suffers from you know, bad anxiety. That's why I don't like crowds Yeah Because anxiety makes you want to control everything and things that seem out of your control cause you Hella anxiety. Yeah. Yeah, that's the effectiveness of like Of uh of terrorism really when you think about it is like All of our rules and laws are based on the principle that we all want to survive and we want to avoid chaos So when we say like line up to go get your ticket or line up to pay for something at the grocery store, right? It's like you have a much better chance of having an easy day if everybody just lines up But if everybody just runs the cash register and fights each other to pay for their groceries, whatever Then you have a much worse chance of staying alive that day And so a hundred percent like we're all we're all obeying these rules because it makes life easier And once we stop obeying these rules We put ourselves in a position where we could easily be killed Yeah Yeah A hundred percent. Yeah, there's like a social contract and once that social contract is broken It turns into the animal kingdom out here, bro. That's why I don't like large crowds Especially, you know large crowds of kids that you'll ask any party promoter in the world Uh, let's just stick to america There's a reason people don't like to do team parties, bro You know what I'm saying like there's a reason like back in the day when I used to throw parties They wouldn't let you have team parties at certain venues. Hmm. You know what I mean? Because the liability was too crazy Why because they just act up they do they just act up bro too much a lot They just act up They just act up man. These kids is different. They finally get to get out the house They've been held in so long and they just finally get off the porch is like Ah And and and not only that think about it if what we're saying Is true, which I believe it is even this is just a brilliant idiot's observations If we're all relying on human behavior, you're really talking to a demographic of people who don't know how to quite behavior Not all of them. They're kids I mean they're not dealing with the same level of emotional intelligence or maturity that you know A group of adults were adults would be You know 15 I was out of control right now way better Yeah debatable I'm just saying debatable. That's why I say way better. I ain't say, you know, what did y'all probably say? Say way better. What did you uh, what did you think this week, man? What was you who was a fucking idiot who was positively brilliant? um school shooter out of control Which school shooter which one? They show I hate when you always have a you get a bunch of fucking Uh Signs and you just ignore it and you know what time it is like How you that's why that's why they came for the parents too. We lost video. Oh this time they did Uh, it's back. Yeah, that's why they came for the parents. Yeah, because the parents tried to flee They found the parents basically on the run Man, that was so hilarious. The the reason it was hilarious is because they were like Oh, we weren't trying to run. Yeah We just took out $4,000 and left the state Yeah, we were going to turn ourselves in at some point, you know, we was just going We were just going for a little joy ride before we turned ourselves in It's like come on you were on the run and They should fucking punish them, bro They should punish there. I don't know if those charges stick to them based off some of the stuff I read They look they might not but in my opinion Like if you've been notified multiple times that your kid is fucked up that your kid is drawing these pictures That your kid is going through something And it doesn't matter if the kid is lying and find ways to wiggle out of it I feel like there's a certain amount of accountability that we have to put on parents and once we start putting that accountability on parents You will see these school shootings should change real quick when the parents think they could go to jail Because some of these parents check out from them kids doesn't that contradict what we said about human behavior though What's that because it's not like I don't know I don't think the parents were enabling his behavior They bought him a gun even though they knew he was a goofy Even though what time it was you see that your kid But also the also the father is the one who called 911 And said my the mother texted him and said don't do it. No, it was him. There was gonna do it But but this is after he did it But that's the thing she was like she was like don't do it And if you know that if you're that sure that your son is the one that could do it Then you should have been doing something in the first place I mean I could be telling the story y'all wrong but from what I read and by the way I don't care either way but but from what I read the father noticed his gun was missing Called 911 and said yep, my son might be the shooter And then the mother text don't do it and I but from what I read I think she texts after the fact After it was done. What happened was and I don't know for a fact, but this is what I'm assuming they heard There's a school shooting They immediately go to check to see if their gun is there because they know their kids a fucking psychopath And they were enabling that shit once they see the gun is not there Then they holler 911 and the mom says don't do it But they knew like you know if there's a school shooting and you know your kid and you know your kid's not crazy You don't even got to check to see if your gun is there. Yeah, you Was your kid the one that got shot, you know I'm saying that's what you thinking you think it. Oh my god My kid could be dead. Yeah, they didn't think that they think oh my god My kid took the gun that we bought him for his birthday and went to school and started shooting motherfucker You know what that is if like say one of your people's crash your car and it like y'all bounce You got to help me report your car stolen. You see what I'm saying? That's all they did just that I wonder, you know, we had this conversation last week on uh the gods on his truth About red flags and um the guy alexioblin was saying how in majority of these shootings There's always a bunch of red flags that you see from individuals um And one thing that he cited he cited dylan roof in charlton, South Carolina, but he he basically said dylan roof Was a white supremacist and when you went to his page you saw a bunch of um White supremacist stuff, right? Is that is that necessarily a red flag that But you can't lock them up though. No, no, no is that a red flag that you think will lead to a shooting I don't think that that would lead to a shooting just because the kid is racist Yeah, you you could be a racist and you're allowed to be a racist I mean, there's a lot of people that hate different groups and Unfortunately, I don't know if it's unfortunate like I wish they didn't but that's not illegal to hate a group of people But I think the red flag behavior is when you start doing the shit that that kid was doing like drawing pictures of murdering people You know saying saying things like oh, I can't stop the thoughts. I can't stop thinking about it You know these thoughts are killing me blah blah blah like when you start here in the school knows about it Like when the school calls you and they're like, yo your kids acting weird That's the school going I think this motherfucker about to shoot up this goddamn school. Would you do something about it? I bet you they knew who it was as soon as it went off. I bet you all the teachers said this name right away And the kids and the kids the kids the kids knew too, but the red flags are tricky though I mean, I agree. They are some blatant red flags But then sometimes they say red flags and things like oh, he kills animals That's yeah, if you're a kid you're out here killing animals lock that motherfucker up immediately Lock them up. Why do you say that? Lock them up if you just killed animals not even to eat them just killing animals for fun That's like the first sign that you're a psychopath. They find out when you're a kid you take the cat You just twist the cat's fucking head off. Oh, that's why that's why that's why that's why that's why That's why there's no sign for this shit And you know what if we were more honest about it like we're more honest culturally About the problems and we like created a space for people to deal with these problems Then we probably have a safer society, but we just not really ready to have that conversation But like yeah, we're not giving we're not getting people to help they need early even though we notice a lot of the crazy stuff We just ignore it right laugh at it actually We you know, literally if there was like if there was some program that was like, listen Do you feel like killing it? I know it sounds absurd, but it was like you feel like killing animals Do you feel like doing this kind of shit call this number? We're gonna try to help you We're gonna give you so you know if there was a fucking number these pedophile motherfuckers could call And where they weren't arrested they're like, you know, do you feel like you're attracted to young kids? Call this number. We're gonna help you do whatever the fuck like I'd rather they call the number And be be on some like, you know, registry try to get some help before they actually do something about it Yeah, yeah, I was wonder we had this conversation in regards to the uh, to play the guy that worked at playstation What's that? Wow, you didn't see that. I don't know if he was good Well, somebody look up what is the exact title? Like the sony exact the sony exact. Yeah, he yeah, he had some high ranking exact at playstation And you know, he clearly is a a pedophile And it's like I was wondering like what if they can't What if those people just can't control Their sexual urges or desires like what if they really feel like They were born that way. Well, they need to go get a sex though I see here's the thing you can control the behavior You can't control what you want, but you can control the behavior It's like being addicted to heroin like it's still a choice to do the heroin You might really want it, but there are people that don't do heroin every single day They want to do it. There are people that don't smoke cigarettes every single day. They want to do it I don't know. That's a good example only because those are true addictions I will put you know, you can't fuck this girl sexual desires the greatest addiction, right? It's like we are put on this earth to have sex with who we are Our body tells us we desire like that's that is the driving force of humanity There's no greater addiction than that. That's a great. I mean, this is a great conversation And Charlemagne And it's like the girl that we really asked me sexual desire the most we probably never had sex with her none of us Yeah, you know what I'm saying? The girl we desired Yeah, I mean You know your dream person before you met your wife and stuff like that like we probably never had sex with that person. So Like we we got control that urge I think it's a difference between like attraction to somebody and wanting to have sex with them And like true sexual desire. I honestly think true sexual desire, you know Maybe doesn't happen until after you have sex with a person You know what I mean? That's what I believe that's not true because I don't think he has sex with that 15 year old boy He just had a sexual desire for That's my point. That's why I can't compare it to addiction. I don't think desire and addiction is that's what I'm basically trying to say I don't think desire and addiction is the same thing. Maybe all right. Look, let's say that they're different. That's fine What I would say the big fundamental difference is like when it comes to addiction your brain chemistry is being switched So that you want this thing more With sexual desire your brain chemistry is that way You know, so I mean, but to your point. So if you said it earlier, you can control it. You can control a desire Yo, exactly. I think you can control an addiction. Yeah, you're gonna be addicted to this woman. What are you talking about? What I'm saying is we they need help like Like it's no excuse to act on your desire, right? Especially if your desire is illegal. There's no excuse there We don't gotta feel bad for you. I can feel bad for you if you want to fuck kids I don't feel bad for you once you do it But the fact that you want to and if you're like, listen fucking help me, please I don't want to live this life Fucking help me. Give me a drug Chop my balls off do anything so I don't do this because that's the last thing I want in this world It's gotta be it's gotta be some type of curse, right? That's I mean, that's what it would feel like. You know what I'm saying? Yeah If you're if you feel like you're born to be attracted to like little kids my god and by the way, I don't You know feel sorry for them in any way shape or form But I do feel like, you know, I feel sorry for them as long as they don't do anything Um, I feel sorry for them if they're not getting help. I do like your idea of You know Hotline and saying like yo man lock me away for I gotta I gotta figure this out. You know what I mean 100% like what drove them to that though, man That might they might be born that way like that might like that might be wired in that way Like they say I think there's some crazy statistic that shows that like People who molest have been molested So it's like hurt people. Yeah that hurt people hurt people like that gets passed down So it's like like they could not even want to do that but somebody fucked them when they was a kid It made them made them think it was normal All the reason I push back on that though because there's plenty of people who molested his kids who don't Who don't molest kids, you know what I mean? Yeah, that's true. You know, so I think It is it is it is a good conversation. You know what I mean? I'm just saying there's there's ways that we can look at these things like because the ultimate thing that I'm sure we all care about is I don't want kids touched So how do we get to the point where the kids don't get touched? You know a ceo said that yesterday That's that's what sparked the conversation a ceo called breakfast club And was talking about the playstation exec and she said what happens is, you know, sometimes these guys get five Six years, you know what I mean? They go on the yard If some people find out what they did they'll probably get beat up They'll probably get sexually assaulted in jail But either way they still come home five or six years later And nothing changes. Yeah, they still have those desires To be with little kids, you know, I mean and like that sign that says sex offender lives here or whatever That ain't enough When they get when they go on there They really find somebody else who up in there for the same thing and they learn different tactics how they did it You know, I mean, I'll be honest you I think it should be life once you act on it That's just my personal thing like if you have it that's desire if you have the desire and And you and you try to get help you don't do anything Then let's help you you're good. But once you act on it, you got to spend the rest of your life locked up I'm sorry There's no we're not allowed to put you you're not going to go back out into the world and do that shit again Fuck you And anybody who's fighting for them to be back out there in the world is absolutely crazy or just doesn't have kids We've had this I agree with you We've had this conversation on very needs before because remember there was this whole thing about uh It was some years ago There was like a community that was forming online Of people who was trying to normal normalize Pedophilia basically saying like they were born this way, you know This is what they're into You know, I remember crazy. Yeah, I do these people are these people crazy He's like we're not trying to normalize it. We're trying to get people to help like makes it's not normal But let's help these people not do it because we care about the kids Frankly, I don't give a fuck about these people, but I want to do the thing that's right for these children You want to protect right? Yeah? So it's like fix the problem So it's either we shoot you in the forehead or we try to find a way to Create some sort of system where you could get help and you don't act on these Desires that are not your fault oftentimes. You didn't want this But let's get you some help, but I think we're not gonna have you out here with these kids I think both is powerful man. Plus he was powerful, bro Put some pussy on them. Go get some pussy because it was Yeah, for real how the girl scream act like she's the best man in the world and bring his pride Back up. What if they don't want girls? What if they want? What if they want another man? Well, get somebody to jump on them. 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We're adding another show the Andrew shows.com go check out the listed cities We are coming to your city get those tickets early I'm tired of motherfuckers tweeting me and dm and me talking about all the tickets cost $500 a ticket That's what happens when you wait get them early when I first put them up And you're gonna get them for those prices the Andrew shows.com the infamous tour jackson bill was fucking crazy Little duval popped in man. That was an awesome surprise guests You know how much I love duval and how much of an inspiration he is to me So that was awesome just a great show and uh, I'm looking forward to new year's man I saw duval man. I saw him pop up at uh, the jackson bill show. How was it? He's just a legend, bro He flew himself in Comes in right when the show starts Watches the show comes out does smile bitch You know it surprises everybody everybody going crazy And then flies back to atlanta that night just popped in for your boy It was just so dope man. That's dope. That's dope So so so with a crowd similar did your audience definitely know who duval was? Yeah, we're in jackson bill too like you know, he's the king So it's like, you know, obviously they're gonna know and he's gonna do his song Oh, but uh, but he's also just such a showman man. Like it was funny. He's just chilling back there smoking weed I'm like, yes, we'll do this thing where like you'll be the surprise and the thing comes up And he was just like, yeah, man. Just tell me when to go Like, you know, he just knows that when the lights are on he's gonna do his fucking thing Yeah, he's the beast. I wonder um Well, it's not a wonder. I don't know. I'm you know, I'm asking the question It's like, you know, all of these audiences are way more Similar than they are different and I wish that a lot of times when it came to entertainment Um, are even any in any form entertainment sports included I wish that the same energy we had for for people that we enjoy entertainment wise We just had as a society all the time You know what I mean? How a bunch of different people of all races and genders and everything else can come together To go watch and Andrew Schott. So see Duval come out and be like, oh, shit. That's Duval. I love Duval And then shame shame somebody who doesn't know who Duval you don't know the fuck Duval You know what I'm saying? Our vice of birth has shown come out to a Duval show. You don't know who the fuck shows it That's that's the kind of shit. I like Shame and people over Everything else any other difference that we may have skin colored Gender whatever that's that's what wax you got church announcements Yes, sir. I got um, we have a live show on February 5th. May I finish getting your tickets? I don't know what's going on. How you don't know the date? I said February 5th. Oh, you said you don't know the date I don't know. I don't know if this ticket is sold out or not, but still go on there and check out and see what's going on That'd be dope. Um, uh, you know, my weed is out there But we're in the show at first of all, it's in new york city. What's the people's the venue? It's on event bright go to event bright and put it in bully in the beast And um, y'all go ahead and get your tickets out there Uh, you know, I got my herbs out there in LA your local dispensary go out there and grab that um, my gummies is on booze wax.com I go ahead and do that and I have my Paintball facility may I come out there and play airsoft I'll get your teens ready. We're gonna have the podcast war is coming up real soon I'm saying get a 10 on 10. I want to see all y'all y'all out there. So, you know come out at us You should have a table at andrew's wedding full of who's wax gummies. Oh, all that's coming All that even some of your shows man when I come to your show because we definitely got to come to one of your shows I'm definitely bringing the who's wax with me. Oh radio city. I'm definitely there for the radio city show Yeah, who's wax is definitely being a building, baby We'll see we'll see We'll see we'll see Everybody's gonna be on that. We're coming to a show for the last three years. We'll see if you're at radio I'm definitely coming in radio. We gotta come bro. We gotta come Are we always talking about like we have to hit one of the shows we cannot not make it And then little duvall came up there and showed out we there, baby. He can't perform, bro He flew a plane dog You know The last time I came to a last time I last time I came to a comedy show was this year And it was that radio city. I think that's that radio city. No, didn't you go to carolines or some shit? No, no, not this year. I want that. I want to go see ollie I want you to go see ollie wong I miss my god now. I wanted to go see nil, but I miss nil, but I wouldn't show ollie wong at uh At radio city. Um, my mind is simple man. Go to black effect.com down You know salute everybody that's been Downloading all the podcasts on black effect dot com Tune into the gods on his truth every friday night at 10 p.m. On comedy central this week. Chloe Bailey Will be joining us this week. Um, and you can screen new episodes on paramount plus and um Yeah, there'll be a conversation. Let me see if we drop this today. We dropped this today There'll be a conversation about a conversation I recently had but Can't talk to y'all about that next week, but but y'all'll be y'all will be talking about it. Why what's up today? No, it'll just be talking about it today by the time by the time this drops They'll be tuning into this to hear what I had to say about the conversation that they're listening to but you know Why we have that conversation? Let's do it. No I like the way till I like the way till things are all the way completed. I like the way to things that in the atmosphere and So you can react to what they're saying not even react to what they're saying. I just be you know, that's just the way I'm wired like I don't like to even Talk about nothing until it's here. You know, I'm not that guy I'm not the guy that goes to the next week's building because I had a pitch meeting and then take a picture in front of the sign I hate that You ain't not here. You ain't not here pre-coming I hate pre-coming Like I'm not you know what that is that's that's admitting to yourself that nothing's gonna happen You already know you're not gonna get the hbo thing or the net place thing whatever So you're like, let me still get this picture off So y'all think I'm popping But if you really believe you were gonna sell the show then you'd wait for the show to come out Yeah, bro. I had this conversation yesterday twice with nyla and taylor and mckella and sim wax and our group chat i'm like I don't understand what y'all idea of popping is Because they be telling me that certain things are popping and certain people are popping And I don't be knowing these people and by the way, just because I don't know them don't mean that they're not popping But I just like yo people got to stop being impressed with the illusion of things It's like yo, I almost wonder like Damn when I get more out of out of showing people all the times Nothing has come of these meetings I'm gonna say I'm I'm taking I'm taking pictures I've literally taken pictures of like, you know over the years you might walk into a building and take a picture of a Decide whatever I'm like I could have been doing this for years Yeah, but what's the point? What's the point of showing people the process? We had I jizzle could be we had our pictures in the building Yeah, that's different Yeah, and that and that I'm not even sure if I showed But like you would walk into Viacom and our picture would be in the fucking building. I'm looking at one. Hold on Let me see Let's see Yup Yeah, that's fire Remember this Oh, hell. Yeah, dude That was the easiest check in the business right there boy Remember that uncommon sense, you know that was I think it was I think every week We record that once a week, right? And then uncommon sense once a week for three years That's why it was that was a three-year show that showed it Three years like 60 episodes something like that bro. That was just such great money. Yeah, that was cheating that right there was cheating All of these shows all of this cheating, bro. Yeah, I guess we live a great lives man. God is good That's why I that's why I don't understand why people be being asshole because I'm like, bro We don't we don't do much bro. Yeah at any moment people could just turn this shit off Yeah, you know what I'm saying most we do a sacrifice though. We sacrifice I love ones that you find that don't really like you anyway I'm saying so what do you mean because of because of what a little bit of fame Um, whatever. I mean you could just like I said another day You don't you ain't got to be no fame You've got to have more than that person that person the street bum and you got two dollars more than him He want that so you ain't got to be ashamed no more. It's ugly. That's right. That's that's that's that's interesting too But just to put a button on what we were talking about. It's like, yo, I could literally we could literally be Showed I'm you've had a million pitch meetings You've had you've had meetings with people that are known Individuals I've had meetings with some amazing people. I don't feel the desire to take those pictures and videos wax No wax always there Have I showed y'all a quarter? We all shouldn't be popping bro People have no idea Stay out the way, baby. I just like enjoying the more. I really do enjoy the moment. I enjoy it better Oh, yeah, we don't put it out there for anybody. That's yours. That's yours. You know what I'm saying? I about that sometimes like uh You know like sometimes I'm just sharing a moment with the boys or like I'm sharing a moment with you know the team and Or like even maybe the three of us will be doing something fun and like there's part of me It's like man, I do want to take a picture of this and share this but there's also part of me It's like I don't want to taint it like I just want this to be pure I just want us to hang out and not feel like we have to like monetize that friendship or You know share it on social media. Look how much fun we're having together like though You know, we're no more fun Yeah, I pose like yo y'all get together and pose just take the picture if you see us It's rocking. That's more better. Like I promise you don't make the moment no more fun. All right. I've been set the past two weeks I've been celebrating my ass off Because it's my wife bond day. Yeah, and I done been in the country out the country In the country party with my folks small intimate gatherings. Yeah, and we've been having a blast Okay, and and I don't feel the need to share and but it's it's been people that's been coming to these events that I could Post Yeah, stay out the way why Why it makes it that much more better. It makes it more fun And you know what else? You know what else shows It makes people not want to miss things Yeah, I tell you to be somewhere you should be there. Yeah, you never know What could happen? You never know what could happen. Yeah, they got they got 50% of the satisfaction with the video You know saying to get this put it out there now make them miss it all the way Yeah, it's an it's a balance man. Also, we're in a different situation Like I don't blame the person that has a private instagram It's just their friends and family that post things all the time because at all you want to share it with the world but you know We also look at our you know social media is like uh It's a product Yeah, it's it's a product But at the same time I like sharing things with people like I'm not gonna lie Like when I'm traveling and I'm in a place that like I've never been before and I'm experiencing this culture in a way that I've never experienced it like I like sharing that with people because maybe that might inspire them to go travel to those places Or maybe they'll never be able to travel and they just get to actually see it and that's cool to them You know, I so it's a fine line. Like I I'm a hypocrite about this shit I could sit here and be like, well, we got to take pictures and posts, but I'ma do it I'ma share pictures of my wedding some People a lot of times people be miserable at them at them trips You know I'm saying she probably even an old ass man and he was showing their little fun time But they're miserable at that fucking trip. Right, right. Yeah Yeah, it's tricky man It is, you know, Andrew brought up. I mean, uh wax brought up a good point too, man about You know the season that we're in man. I just want everybody to like Stay safe. Keep your head on the swivel I've been seeing some weird hot takes. You know what I mean? What we got? What we got? Well, you know if you if you out in LA or anywhere really Jersey, New York, you know, you've been hearing about, you know, these home invasions and you know people getting robbed and things of that nature and like um, I just been seeing some weird hot takes of people acting like this only I guess celebrities are people with money complaining about this and what wax said is true People are starving if you got two dollars and this person don't you got two dollars more than that person You're in trouble. So if you think that this is just about celebrity or this is just about Public figures or just about, you know, people who got your crazy everything like you hit up every day, bro Yeah, and you're missing the whole point man. Salute to one of my idols You've heard me say on this podcast before that when it comes to this entertainment business I have four people that influenced me and four people that I idolized and that's Sean Jay-Z Carter P. D. Green God bless the dead Or senior hall and Clarence A. Vaughan, you know, I'm saying climax North Carolina's Clarence A. Vaughan and you know his wife You know recently was was killed and I guess some type of you know home invasion and you know, I'm just seeing these strange hot takes from people saying oh now celebrities want to be Worry, let me tell y'all something man. Anybody that will run up in somebody's house And kill an 81 year old woman Don't give a damn about right black or white. Don't give a damn about rich or poor They just they'll they'll do you just like they did that queen Okay So you can sit here and think you know, they got to do it fame and fortune Or anything. No, it has to do with the type of people that we're dealing with in this society and they will come Get you that woman wasn't on that woman wasn't on instagram stunting Yeah That woman wasn't on that woman wasn't on instagram, you know showing off what she's doing Burn it up, but it's like everybody just be aware of the season that we're in That that that's all i'm saying That's yeah Yeah, it's tricky man. It's a very tricky one Yeah, the the fear of being robbed exists for both parties It exists across all races religions It is a unifying fear and It's kind of taken hold and I think the media is really out there I don't want to say pushing it, but they're definitely sharing these stories And uh, it's scary man When you eating the fucking hamburger and a dude comes up to you puts a gun in your fucking back and goes Give me a watch It's hard not to be terrified about that We were the armed god yesterday and he was telling us about that He was telling us about that exact situation and he was like, what are you supposed to do in that situation? He was like one dude got a gun in front of you one dude got a gun behind you So even if you try to go fight the dude in front of you, another dude might collapse Not worth it bro He was just like yo you got to give it up, but think about the boldness of that That's my point and those two people who were eating lunch. Who were they? So for anybody to think that it's only celebrity. This is happening to you out of your damn mind You know what I mean like all of us should be concerned about what's happening in these streets right now Yeah, period because because it's getting more bolder that that is another prime example broad daylight Lunch in a room full of people everyone run that lord have mercy. Where are you saying? Yeah Yeah, it's quirky man, and I think that's why maybe some people are Are upset with like celebrities or whatever because maybe they feel like the celebrities have dismissed it, you know like There's a there was a tweet back and forth between uh, kasey nice that was very famous youtuber pioneered vlogging and And then seth rogan and kasey was like, yo what the fuck my car got broken into yada yada yada and seth's like Basically kind of he wasn't didn't seem like he was being a jerk But he's like my car has been broken into a hundred times like this is life in the big city and I think now that You see this like high profile breaking air to entering and it also is a murder Like maybe all these poor middle-class people are going like now you want to take a serious celebrities Like it's easy for you guys to live in your gated communities And sit out here and be like no, this is just los angeles. This is just what it's like It's easy to sit there in safety and do it But now that it's touched your doorstep. Are you gonna keep that same energy? Are you gonna get out there and tweet? Hey, this is just life in the big city It's like nah, they don't matter if it's like let's change the big city Let's clean up the fucking big city like like come on Like we we're not normalizing that Yeah Just so it happens all the time and it happened to you doesn't mean we should normalize it Yeah, I mean it's kind of you do because I don't think he's going nowhere. I'm saying Unless you about to tell me things about to get better right now He got it kind of got to normalize He's got to be prepared and ready for it And if you sit there and lax on it like you're saying this guy has security guard in the house and his wife still got shot Somebody was laxed Yeah, I don't think we normalize the crime. We should normalize the crime prevention You know what's interesting though. Yeah, let's get better, bro. We have all these robberies right and There's like a string of i'm about to sneeze but we have all these robberies and there's like a string of robberies But at the same time you walk into every rush I love how the biggest nose on the podcast warns everybody Hey, take off your headphones The hurricane's coming So I I'm like I'm like, okay all these people are saying like oh, we're desperate people are hungry out there That's why they got a rob this that the other right and then you walk down the street and every restaurant is like We're still hiring every restaurant is like we're not open for breakfast because we can't hire enough people Every garage is like we need to hire more people every hotel is like we need to hire more people So it's like I don't I don't buy necessarily this story about people are starving out there. It's like there's jobs You know, I mean don't get wrong. There are people starving out there 100 there are I recognize that But i'm also saying that there are jobs out there that are available You might not want to do them jobs But there are jobs out there that are available and they are ready to hire You know, so it's like There's opportunity there's opportunity. It could be taken advantage of it's just a lot quicker to go up and stick somebody up And get $10,000 for a watch. Yeah, so it's not like this is what i'm doing to survive It's like no, this is what you're doing to thrive No, this is what i'm doing to maintain the same girl the same lifestyle. I cannot go lower If I go lower, you're gonna kill me down here because I was stuntin on them niggas I was doing this if I go back down with them ppp loan That ppp loan gone. Yeah. You know what i'm saying? I can't hustle like that. Nobody on my head So that's green. So let's not confuse greed with desperation Right, that's real That goes back to our desire addiction conversation. I agree boom So, yeah, let's let's not if these people were stealing five dollars so they could get a sandwich and eat That's different. You out here still watching I'll break it into the louis Vuitton. So louis Vuitton isn't food louis Vuitton Is flex and there's a difference between food and flex if you steal the flex, you're not desperate No, if you literally steal it It's a dip between looting and just trying to survive But what about robin jewel do for his jewels and stuff like that. What would you call that? They're trying to flex they're trying to keep up the lifestyle. That's green If you're stealing pampers from the grocery store That's that's heartbreaking bro. That's different. That's like hey, we need to help you but like yes every restaurant I go to is higher Every garage I go to is higher Right every hotel I go to is high everything is short staff Everything short staffs as we're and they're saying that they're big Target hiring targets paying $20 an hour amazon hire it like there's jobs out there So don't give me a shit like you can't get a job all you need is eyeballs Yo, kovat fucked everybody up They it's kovat showed you that you don't have to work and you still survive for a whole year And they still on that so now we getting back to norma. It's like oh, I don't want to work It's like everybody who had to stay home at work and now that the office is telling them to go back They're like, I don't want to go back. Yeah, I gotta be around people. Yeah, we doing this on zoom right now. 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What cartoon character would I be? I don't really fucks with cartoons like that. I don't know. What about you, charlie? Huey Freeman from the boondocks Huey Freeman from the boondocks is the cartoon character that I would be. I love Huey Freeman I mean, I love boondocks. Yeah, I love I love the boondocks period, but yeah, definitely Huey Freeman. Huey Freeman was a A very smart wise young man martial artists who always had a plan very strategic. Um, and I mean honestly One of the things I hope for is that, you know, Aaron continues to be able to tell Stories of the boondocks, but I don't know if I necessarily want to see the boondocks You know stay, uh, as kids Because I would like to see how Huey and Riley are when they grow up You know what I mean? And even if they do stay as kids I at least need some episodes why at least get up into the future To see what would happen if Huey and Riley, you know Grew up right right. So yeah Huey Freeman from the boondocks for me Yeah, I'm trying to think man. Who would I be? What cartoon character would I be? You scratch me as a boy Simpson type of guy Andrew. I mean, I fucks with Bart heavy I just never I didn't watch the Simpsons like that, but I like that kind of like Chipster trouble starter misfit I enjoy that energy that he had for sure how Bart feels being the goat The unappreciated Longest running most consistent Made more money than all these motherfuckers goat, but he don't get recognized as such like like like like the Simpsons is is like Yeah, I know we are in the South Park dicks nowadays and the the family guys have come along and even the boondocks and the King of the hills and everybody but let's not act like the simpsons aren't truly the king of the fucking hill We don't appreciate the simpsons, bro. Yeah, that's true like we don't give them enough credit They've been around for decades Who did Bart voice? Do they know who did Bart voice Tracy girl Tracy lady Tracy omen. Wow Her name is Tracy omen Tracy omen did Bart Simpson. Oh, I didn't know that Bro, you don't know you know who Tracy omen is, bro. I know Tracy Chapman No, man, Tracy omen. She's got her own show. She's a british-american actress Actually Bart she didn't do Bart. No You know who I might want to be dark wing duck Dark wing duck Remember dark. Oh, you know, you know what? I'm lying. No, I'm lying. You're right. The Simpsons first appeared on uh, the Tracy omen show Because remember when Tracy omen had her own show on fox and the simpsons was a category I mean not a category. It was a it was a small Like interstitial they used to play on Tracy omen, but Yeah, so yeah, that's what it was But you said you'd be dark wing duck. Yo dark wing duck was fire, man. Let's get dangerous Dark wing duck dark wing duck was hard. All them ducks was hard, bro. Yeah. Yeah, the ducks are fire Like oh, Nancy Cartwright. I like the 18 Is that a cartoon? No, Nancy Cartwright did Bart Simpson on that. He writes not Yes, look to the goat Bart Simpson though, man. All of the simpsons, man Y'all this you should and we can't even sit here and say we're gonna appreciate the simpsons when they gone Because they're gonna outlive all of us. Yeah, they're gonna be around They're gonna be around what else we got out. It was another asking idiot alex All right, next one. Um from x i lucks luck x i Do we all have free will or is everything predestined? That's a deep one. That's a deep one right there my dude That's a deep one for you. There's arguments for both There's arguments for both god give us free will God give us free will but you could also make the argument that all these decisions that we're making right now are like Based on synapses firing on our brain and those decisions Uh are not like us choosing but rather like what our brain tells us we want Following our heart. Are you real? Yeah, so That's a really interesting one I think that we have free will and I like to believe we have free will because that gives me more power in my life I don't want to know everything's determined. I work this hard because I believe I have the free will to change my life and create opportunities for myself Last thing I want to believe is that everything's going to happen for me regardless So but then some of them might come say hey, you don't got the free will to not work hard Your destiny is to work this fucking hard So oh, that's a tricky one. What are y'all think? Hmm Hmm I guess I guess you you go towards your urges so much You know I'm saying so I guess It's just destined and I'm saying you get those urges and I'm saying you only eat because you're hungry You only drink as you thirsty, you know, I'm saying Uh, you only want to push it because you you horny You know, I'm saying so I guess you get those inside your body and make you go towards that right direction That's destiny. We get a hunger for yeah. Yeah. I don't think it's um, I don't think we have a free will to ourselves I think when you go off of that when you go against the grain and you go against that I think that's when you fuck up You know I'm saying Like you don't eat. Are you hungry as hell? You just I'm not eating. I'm not drinking water You know, you're supposed to be drinking water. Yeah, I'm saying that's when you go off the rail And you go off the tracks and right and you be out here as I'm trying to rob people and shit That's a great question. I really don't know. I think we are yeah I feel both of you all the same. I think we we have free will but man, sometimes if you just um Sometimes if you just tap into that thing man, I don't know what that thing what people call that thing you can call it god You know, you can call it energy. You can call it the universe It's just sometimes when you just sit down long enough It's like you'll get the answers. I can't describe it to people It's like if you just sit down and you let your mind be still sometimes and you know, whether you pray Whether you meditate it's like and I can only speak for me. It's like god has literally I think I call it god, but it has literally guided me to do x y and z And I mean, I mean I'm talking about every step of the way You know what I mean? And when I was younger I felt like it was just free will and me not listening to god But I still think god wanted me to go through certain things because When I ultimately started listening to god and the way that I should It and was putting the position that I'm in now A lot of those things give me a certain level of experience and and allow me to speak to You know Certain things and allow me to help people, you know, not make the same mistakes that I made You know, even when I talk about Getting fired from four times from radio are getting fired seven times in life If I hadn't gotten fired from those jobs back in the day like demo in the mall And Duffy Lakuti's company Paragon Solutions I wouldn't have committed my time to radio the way that I did You know what I'm saying and being fired those four times every time I got fired I moved up to a a different level and I moved up with a little bit more experience. So Man, I really don't know and the only thing that's keeping me from answering that question fully is When you see certain things happen to certain people that are final When you see somebody use their free will To take somebody else's life Yeah, you know what I mean um Here to go off the tracks. Yeah It's just hard for me to believe that that was your destiny Yeah, like that's what god had Destined for you, but I don't know I really don't that's that is a very Mind-boggling question that I don't necessarily have an answer for And that is okay too. We don't always have to have answers to things Ladies and gentlemen Yeah, you gotta you gotta know every time whatever you do that that second directly defect that minute And it affects that that hour affects them the month. So think about what you do with that second, man It goes in your mouth what comes out of your mouth. So yeah Hey, yo That's not like jail to me Just waiting on the time and whatever goes in your mouth comes out of your mouth and do push-ups You gotta watch it. You gotta watch that clock and watch that time go And you know whatever goes in your mouth comes out of your mouth and do your push-ups. Okay What else we got? All right, I'll do this last one from rastar 32 If you all were women, but with the same personalities, would you still be friends and have this same dynamic? If we all did what if we're all women, but we had the same personalities, but we have the same dynamic Yeah I think our dynamics. No, no because I was too much of a whore And it was a man. She would not allow me to be around charl. Oh, fuck. Yeah I was true. I was a whore friend and I'm like, would you still ride that whore for like what the fuck? Yeah, why do you hang out that whore all day? What's going on? Yeah, that's a true statement That might be difficult That'd be difficult. Say we can have whore guy friends. Yeah, you know say it's okay Yeah, I have a whore friend as a female. It's kind of like Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, she's just around dicks too much. Yeah I gotta be talking about dicks. Yeah, you know dick talk Hit the thing though. That's so funny to me dick talk y'all act like women don't have these conversations They you act like you act like 95 of my circle aren't women and I don't listen to them talk Just like I'm talking about that. Oh, I'm for sure they do They're You know many times I I'm around my homegirls and I'm like ill Yeah, I guess they say are way more shocking than the things that we say I'm talking about right. I know but that's right. We're good guys. We're sweethearts. We never do Please way better way better than the one maybe that's why they love our senses of human They love talking to us and they love getting these different raw honest opinions. You know what I mean Yeah, even though that they're women. I don't know why we act like women aren't Just like us. Yeah, they're really no just like us and they're no different. They're a little different man. There's a little They got 10 toes and 10 fingers, bro They shit when they got after they eat They piss after they drink The only difference between women and men is that women don't complain when they get fond of by tsa agents wax likes No, I don't like it. I just know I don't want to go into no fly zone, bro No fly zone No fly zone No I don't got a type I know what these t.s agents like I Get some Kanye clothes next time I go through tsa. Yeah, you gotta be careful. I guess All right, man. I think we did it guys. Yes, sir As always if you listen to this podcast, you think we're smart. You think we're intelligent You think we're brilliant. You're absolutely right But if you listen to this podcast and you think we're just a couple idiots. We don't know shit You're right too. It's the brilliant idiots podcast. Thank you for listening