 Oh dear! He he he he! Now to celebrate! BOOM! Hello everybody and welcome to Untitled Goose Game by House House! So here we are. Where are we? Press space to honk. Oh! That's me! Oh! I'm a goose! Oh my god! Click to move, double click to run. Oh! Oh! I'm gorgeous! I love it! And if I double click? Do I go? Oh! This is beautiful! Control to bend forwards. Gotta get underneath the log! Yes! We're a smart one! Ooh! What's this? I could be a band! What about this? Oh! Ha ha! I have shoe! Shoe's friend! Shoe mine! Ha ha! Don't want shoe anymore. Oh! This is amazing! This is beautiful! I love it! Let's go! Woohoo! Oh no! Bend down to pick things up to guard. I have done. I'm gonna pick you! Oh dear! Oh no! Is it gonna fall out the way? Bleh! I mean bleh! Ha ha ha ha! Can I get... Oh dear! Oh! I am king! Running through the woods! Oh X is to intimidate! Ha! Oh yes! It kinda reminds me of the aristocats was it? And because I'm a goose! Can I swim? What an introduction! Oh I love it! Ooh! Oh would you look at that? Soon he's left a perfectly nice sandwich! Ha ha ha ha! There we go. Put that one in there. This is an apple though. I gotta keep the apple. Although saying that they could have spoils! Yes! There we go! Woohoo! A lamp post. Oh are we in a park? We must be in a park. We gotta be cautious. What if we see human beings? Then we intimidate them! Oh! Well then I zoomed out for a second. Oh. Okay. Oh that's good! What's this? Can I take this? Oh yes! No. Yeah there we go. Ha ha! I've got the radio. Press type to see your... I've got a to-do list. Get into the garden. Get the groundskeeper wet. Steal the groundskeeper's keys. Make the groundskeeper wear his... Sun hat? Hello! What? No no no! I mean... whoops! Yep! You can turn quickly if you stop running. Oh. Go go go go go! Ha ha ha! Oh this is so... Oh can I go now? Oh I got in. My... Oh was it me? I'm not going in here. Is he gone? Yes! I have entered the garden. Oh! Oh hello! You want sandbag? Yeah! I love the way he's looking at me. I get it! I can help! Ha! Oh could I pet... oh! Oh. No no no! No! We've got to wait for him to bend over. Ha ha ha! Sneaky. Oh no! It's a watering can now. Can I not hiss? Ha ha ha! Go and bend it. Hello! I'm just your friendly neighborhood goose! I'll startle you! And then also hunk! I gotta watch what he does. Wait you going with that watering can? Oh! I know what to do! I know what to do! Ha ha ha ha! Dammit! Oh! It's a bit hard to control. But I think I'm getting the hang of it. Hey yo! You have keys! I want keys! No! Ha! Leave me alone! We need to make him wet. Do we mess around with his watering can? Fine! Ha ha ha ha! Oh let go! You need to wear your sun hat. Oh! Can you just imagine? Oh go away! You're no fun! Are you fixing your boots? Oh okay. You're not very good at this are you? No it wasn't me. No! Ha! Oh well I did it! I stole his keys. It didn't mean I technically had to keep them. But this is okay. Ha! Ha ha ha ha! What a nice pumpkin you have. Shame if somebody moved it. Ha ha ha ha! Here we go, here we go. Here's a plan. Well bend down. There we go. Go over. Okay. Turn turn turn turn turn! Ha! Yes! I did good. No you can't get it anymore. It's not me. Can you imagine just having a goose next to the tap and constantly turning it on? Ha ha ha ha! Okay what do I need to do? Let's go over here. Oh rake in the lake and have a picnic. Rake in the lake please. How do I get this down? Oh it almost fell. Go go go, tip that way. Yes. Rake in the lake. Oh no it's stuck. Ah! No! Oh goose problems. No no no no! He's spotted us! I'm done for! Dammit! The gate wasn't so bloody awkward. Oh no. Oops. No! I didn't mean to do that. Oh he's really getting annoyed at me now. This is my chance. I gotta go for it. Go for the rake. Oh ha ha! I'm so satisfied about just causing trouble. Oh where's your rake? I wonder. Where do you think it is? I don't know. Hello! I'm not doing anything. Not doing anything at all. It's your fault. Don't come near me. Fine. You water your plants. I don't care. I got this. Better prize. Easy does it. Easy. Yes! Yes! Oh dear! Now to celebrate. You'll never find your boots in here. Where are my shoes? I don't know. I don't know where they went. Do you know? Nobody knows. Shoes disappear forever. Oh there it is. I found it. Right. So I think it said I needed the sandwiches. Who doesn't love a good soggy sarny? This better be actual... No no it's not me. I don't have it. Got away from... It's better be jam and not that stupid, conserv rubbish. Actual jam. Real jam. Hard to come by. Best. Hello! Woo hoo hoo hoo! Da da da da da! Yum. Woo hoo hoo! Darn you! Damn I need to turn this on. I need to turn this on to make him stop. No! Oh I took it from him! I didn't realise I could do that. Carrot. Radio. I gotta bring everything! No. No. No. Oh my god he's got us! No! How do you pick that up with one hand? Good job I've been working on my neck day. Every day is a neck day. First one. There you go. That counts. Oh my god did I do it? I got it! How did I manage that? I don't know what he was doing. Almost. Almost. I've only got one left thing to go on. I've only got one more thing to get. This is my favourite song. The ghost song that goes... Honk. Is that not everything? Oh no is he going to see everything? Surely he can't get. Oh I hate you! That's the basket. I forgot about that. Oh well. Let's bring it over. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. You are not looking for that basket. Oh he is. Oh! There you go. See now you gotta get out. Yeah. Yeah now you're worried. Uh huh. Off you go. Go pick up something else. Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do. Tissing around. Looking for the radio. Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do. If I can sacrifice the radio for this I'm fine. Pumpkins outside. Which is also good. Don't you be coming out. Yeah. Don't you be coming out. No! Mine mine mine safety border. Ha ha! broke it yes I'm gonna do it oh we got a new to do list item make the groundskeeper hammer his thumb oh and oh I think I know what I'm gonna do your big strong man oh get your hammer and sign oh really you don't like me alright then yeah oh can I go hello would you let me go thank you I'm in the new area oh that was so much fun that was awesome I love that okay guys I'm gonna leave it here if you enjoyed this leave a like I'd love to keep playing it oh what a good idea something so satisfying about just being a little bit annoying constantly but thank you for watching until next time I'll see you later