 Hey, why don't you come on over here and take a gander at these nuts? Why would you take my joke? I told Rick to gander at these nuts right before we started. Hey, welcome back to our Stupid Rags kissing Corbin. How you doing? Bob I'm gotta fix your makeup here. What was that? I was very happy to have joined us for this important time of reactions, videos of which I am not aware of what it's going to be but I'm very looking much forward to it happening in the middle of our incredible time together. Today we're gonna do some stand-up. I don't think we've seen this person but I'll just say his name. Rahul Subramanian. Live in. No, Subramanian. Live in Bangalore. Crowdwork, part one. Ah. Crowdwork is a sub-genre of stand-up comedy. Yes. So does that mean they're squatting? Ha ha ha! See what I'm saying? Which is completely unscripted and based purely on audience interactions. Yeah, crowdwork. So it looks like this... Yeah, it's 100% just sit down, talk to them, go and let the crowd lead you. Robin Williams style. Yeah, and that's... Awesome, very difficult. It's a talent for sure. It's tough. Yeah. It's tough to do that and be funny. That's true. But yes, this is that and here we go. Okay. And just close out the screen. Here we go. Jeekay, I wished I knew you well at that time. You can still know me. I'm here after this. Jeekay, are you flirting with me? Ha ha ha! That man and that lady with that kid. Hi, sir. Hey, what's your name? Rashmi. Rashmi. Rashmi, can you hold the mic a little closer to you? Not really. No? Okay. There's such audience also. Let's start again. So nice to meet you. I love you, nice to meet you. Can you please hold the mic a little closer? Hey, this is Sarah. Rashmi, what do you do? I'm an executive search consultant. Are you one of those search engine optimization people? No. Okay. Oh, I have to keep guessing. All right. So I hire folks for companies in their leadership position. Not HR, it's just HR. You don't want to be associated with that? No, I don't know what to do with the laws and stuff like that. So what do you do? I help in hiring. So you're an HR. Don't ever take that note. You're a friend of me. I'm an executive search... Yum! I'm just an executive search executive. Rashmi, who are you here with? This lovely gentleman. That's my husband. Hi, husband. Hi, Rahul. Hi, what's your name? Abhishek. Abhishek, what do you do, bro? I'm the executive. Point A to Point B. Oh, you're a logistics company? Yeah, but truck him. Just focus on trucks. Even if it's a one-two-two package, we've been married for how long? Eleven years. Eleven years? That's a long time. How did you guys meet as we get to know? College. Oh, this is college love. That's interesting. Which college? I am Bangalore. What's the one thing you don't like about him? Hmm. Why are you guys writing as if you already know? He's a morning person. I'm not. So he's like, he'll wake me up in the morning and say, come on, come on, it's Sunday. There's a whole day up ahead. Let's go out and do stuff. And I just want to... Why is it Sunday, man? That's it. It's Sunday. How early does he wake up? Seven, which is early on a Sunday. You know, what the fuck do you do at seven? It's nice. It's sunny. It's bright. I'm singing. You're singing. It's a day of sunshine in the morning. Your day of sunshine. Do you see the sun that's coming out? My day of sunshine. What are you? Coffee person, tea person. Depends on the day. Let's go with Wednesday. Book tickets for me. I wonder whose idea was to come to this show. The friend who didn't show up. Oh, that's... Fantastic. It's bits about him. Who's that friend? His name is Ishwar. Ishwar? Doesn't seem very godly, huh? By the way, Ishwar is coming in about ten minutes. You guys are together? Ishwar? Why are you sitting in a corner? Ishwar, you booked tickets for all of them? Something like that. Can you give a mic to Ishwar? He's not actually god. What made you get them all here? What did you tell them? I saw your prime special. I laughed a lot. You didn't show it to them? I think they dare. Because both of them are looking at me like this. They're like, why aren't they dancing? If the song ends, then... What did you do? What does it come to? It's a startup that... Pinky do it everyday. It's called Unsolved. Your clients? Yeah. Yes, kind of. What does Unsolved do? It actually just helps people with ideas, progress with their ideas. So, if I have an idea, like a good business idea. Yeah, you can just post it. I can just post it. And then what would you do? Then we connect you with the people who can collaborate with you and help you with it. Simple, yeah. You have an idea, I can help. Didn't you hear that? Yeah. From? Same. I am my love. Because they're all from I am my love. Yeah. Are you married, bro? Yeah. Is your wife here? Yeah, I'm the other corner. Hi. Why are you guys like, right back, left back of football? You should give it to your wife. What's her name? Let me guess, Devi? Yes. Is I am banglode only this? If they see one man and one woman, they... Kind of, yes. What do you do? So, I own a desert company. We sell ice cream and brownies and stuff. Awesome. How did this idea come? Did you go to his platform, put that idea and so on? What? Is that how it's done? Listen, Ishwar, I have another idea. This sounds like a great place. What's the name of the place? The ice cream place is called Nati Square. Nati Square? Where is it? There's one in Belendur. In Belendur? Is that? Far? Very, very far. That's why there is a door in the name only. Yes. How far is Belendur? I'm gonna ask something. You may choose not to answer it. Are you profitable already? No. Which is why I also have a job. Oh, you're that kind, aren't you? Yes. What's your job? I work at Flipkart. That's a nice company. I work from Amazon, but... Flipkart is doing well these days? Yes. Are any of the founders still there? We will go back to talking about my company. Yeah. Yes. Oops, my water almost broke. I'm planning to expand it to other cities as well. Not right now. We're planning on expanding in Bangalore first. Then other cities later if we still have the money. You will have money. And I wish you all the best. And I'll post it on Instagram Story. And I'll tag you. Our sales will go through the roof. Then you'll write a book. First chapter dedicated to my mentor, Rahul Subramanian. When I talk to this guy, he's like, I like a personality man. This is strong. If you come near my daughter, that personality. Don't come near my daughter. I won't. Whenever she comes up to me. What's your name? I'm Gopala Krishnan. Gopala Krishnan. Nice. You're from Gujarat? No. No, Chennai. I know that. I was crying right. Gopala Krishnan, do your friends call you GK? Yes. Yeah. So Gopala, Chennai. You can call him. I'll use it whenever I want. What do you do, bro? I work at Amazon. Do you work at Amazon? That's nice, man. Thanks for all the business we're giving you guys. That's nice for accepting us also. I'm a senior category manager. Senior category manager. What category? IT accessories. It's all the mouse and all that stuff. What's the best part of being a category manager? You solve customer problems. Problems of customers like you who try to buy IT accessories from Amazon. You try to solve those issues. Tell me now, give me an example. I want to find a mouse. I searched for a mouse in Amazon. It starts showing me something else only. One day, washing machine. A lot of customers are going, I want a mouse. Don't worry, GK is here. GK. Yeah, so something as simple as having the right detail page which has all the details of the product will help. So we work on that. You know I worked in e-commerce, bro? GK. Where? I can't reveal. GK, I wish I knew you, man, at that time. You can still know me. I'm here after this. GK, are you flirting with me? Very cool. Thanks. You're with someone? Yeah. I'm with her. GK, GK. Nishita. Nishita, Nishita. Nishita. Neighbours. Yes. What are you? Friends. Friends? Tell me first. Nishita, do you also work in Amazon? No. What came, I'm going to ask you. Where do you work? I work in R&D for BioCon. BioCon, what do you do? Drug development. Hey, show off. Parvahan. GK is not a competition. GK is for oil. Go on, man. Yeah, for Arma, basically. We do drug development. Drug development. Do you know each other? Do you know each other? We've been knowing each other since past six months. Propagation. It's a funny story, you know. So much build-up you did. It's not build-up, man. Okay, how did you make him the candidate? I was just... All of you said, check, please, together. That's all customer problems. What? Start from the beginning. Like, God will be the morning. There was a ray of light. This guy danced. I can't make up stories, like long, long stories with start from morning and all. I have to go with the truth. I'm not the last. Okay, do you have a different story? I'll just give you one detail. We decided a place. I was sitting there. And he made me wait for two hours. I was just sitting. And he found me. He found me. Wait for two hours. Where are you coming from? Belendur. First gift that you have given him? Better than a mouse. A handbag. Inside there was a mouse. Six months in now. Now is the important period. So all the best, guys. Thank you. May you... Yeah, if you also write a book. First chapter for you. Mentor. Mentor. We're funny, man. He's very funny. It's not an easy thing to do. Just spitfire unscripted crowd work. No, it's not an easy thing. By any stretch of the imagination. No, not at all. I always thought, though, if I was ever, I can't stand up for meaning and I won't be. That's what I would be, though. More talking to people. Because it's hard for me to come actually write down jokes. I'm much better with little quips. Like, you know, I'm fucking hilarious. Or I would just be the white guy that says, I'm not a joke. Yeah. I would go and be an Indian stand-up comic. And I would just be like, that's your niche. My niche would be a white guy saying naughty words. Naughty words in Hindi. Yeah, just stand up there at the comedy club. It's like poetry. Yeah. I like this idea. I'm going to run with it. But yeah, it was pretty funny. I would like to see his actual set as well. That's what I'd like to see. Obviously, this is something totally different and wonderful. Because we get to see some... Just... Why am I forgetting the name? Crowd work. I don't think we've seen any. Yeah, no. And half of it was actually just Q&A. Which is what you have to have to begin the crowd work. But as far as crowd work was concerned, it was okay. Yeah. I would much rather see his stand-up. Because I have a feeling he's probably very quick and very good in what he does with his stand-up routine. Yeah, I was his Amazon. Even though I'm sure that wouldn't let us react to it. Freaking Amazon. Yeah. What happened to that? I don't know. We should get the IT guy on that. Yeah, it is. Well, because Amazon's bow backwards is no maza. Which means no reaction. What about Chernobyl? Yeah.