 From DailyDoseOfWeirdNews.com, I'm Darren Marlar and this is your Daily Dose of Weird News. This episode is brought to you by the audiobook Could It Be True Volume 1 Urban Legends by Cindy Parmeter, narrated by Darren Marlar. Here are a free sample, or purchase the title at DailyDoseOfWeirdNews.com. The Colorado family is trying to get a jogger they've dubbed the Mad Pooper from relieving herself in their neighborhood and outside their house. Cathy Budd says her kids caught the woman jogger mid-squat, pants down, and unashamed. She says her kids told her there's a lady taking a poop. So I come outside and I'm like, are you serious? Are you really taking a poop right here in front of my kids? She's like, yeah, sorry. And would you please pass me some leaves? Blonds not only have more fun, they also have more moxie, more pluck, more backbone, and more spunk, says a recent study. In short, fair-haired females outshine both redheads and brunettes when it comes to aggressiveness and self-confidence reports lead researcher Aaron Sell of the University of California. Researchers studied 156 American codes to find links between self-confidence and aggression. They found that women who sported blond manes were consistently the queens of the female jungle, and it didn't matter if they came by their blondness naturally or by a bottle. So if you want to be the king of your own castle, don't marry Goldilocks. A study shows that using a keyboard up to seven hours a day does not lead to carpal tunnel syndrome, the painful hand condition that was associated with repetitive motion. So does this mean that everybody who wears those dopey braces while typing can finally take them off now? Young drivers believe it's dangerous to talk and text on smartphones while they're driving. But they're doing it anyway, according to a study from Consumer Reports. The magazine found that of those young drivers surveyed almost all, said they considered texting, accessing the internet, or using smartphone apps while driving to be dangerous, with 80% saying it was very dangerous. Some 63% said talking on a handheld phone behind the wheel was dangerous, yet their self-reported behavior revealed that almost half of them talked on a cell phone while driving during the past month. Nearly 30% texted, 8% operated smartphone apps, and 7% used social media or email. Because as we all know, before the age of 25, you're immortal. The U.S. announced tougher sanctions against North Korea. For example, now they can only import the smooth peanut butter. People do not start out as sourpusses, they get grumpy as they age. The recent study reveals that grumpiness begins at age 52 and mushrooms as people get older. The least cranky humans are the babies, who laugh an average of 300 times a day, but by the time they've grown into teenagers, the chuckles have plummeted to just six daily. Over 60, laugh a sulky two and a half times every 24 hours. It's no wonder the older men are usually portrayed as grouches because guys tend to be a lot crabbier than gals. So be warned, I'm about to turn 49 years old and right on the cusp of getting crabby. So enjoy me while you can, you young whippersnappers. The dust in your home could be causing you to gain weight. According to a new study, dust could be the real culprit for your weight gain. Duke University conducted a study and learned that dust creates a chemical that alters your hormones and tells your body to start building up fat. Their researchers found that even the tiniest amounts of dust can trigger your weight gain. I don't care if this is true or not, but I'm claiming it. Where are my ho-hos? While we're on the subject, a study says sleeping less than 7 hours a night can make people fatter. You know what? I'm going to blame it on that too. So shut up. A Pennsylvania high school golfer got two holes in one in the same round. The achievement came during a nine hole practice round on Monday. The holes in one were on the clown mouth hole and the one with the turning windmill. If you're already an official weirdo, please share this video on Facebook, Twitter, Reddit and other social media to help get the word out. To become an official weirdo, click that subscribe button and click that little bell next to the subscribe button to be notified when I post new videos. And click that like button to let the world know that you are an official weirdo.