 Hey there friends, how's it going? My name is Kevin and today we're playing Hitman 2 again. And we won't just be hitting men, we'll be hitting men and women. Everyone gets a hit. We're going back with the gag we did last time where we kill everyone on the map and this time we're going to one of my favorite maps in the entire Hitman series. Okay, I'm gonna need my fish and I'm going to need this sword. Yeah, bring the sword. Oh, it interests is a clown. I gotta find some ridiculous outfit. Lady, I'll be right back to kill you in a bit. You, you're the first to die for no reason. I just see a window of opportunity. You, I need your disguise like right now. There we go. You've been hit by the harsh reality of life. You can't just lay around doing nothing. You gotta do business-y stuff, which is why of this briefcase. Just gotta be an easier way of killing this guy. Oh god, I'm not being very stealthy. All right, there we go. This should hide the body. I'll just throw him down onto the street. Oh, it's been found already. Wait, they took my briefcase and now I don't know where my sword is. I'm about to get fishy. How the hell am I supposed to get in here? And I'm the fish guy. I'm here to deliver fish. Sir, you are not authorized to be here. Okay, god damn it. They didn't fall for it. Ah, someone who's weak. Perfect. There you go. You got fished. Wait a second. I thought you were injured. That is just so dangerous. I don't think you're injured at all. You're a liar. Oh no, wait. Hold up. Come back. Okay, there we go. Everything is under control. Okay, great. Now I can get in. Look, I'm no longer the fish guy. I'm the flower guy. I'd be more inclined to believe the fish delivery because that's so weird. No one would fake to do it. May I let go in? What? But I'm the delivery guy. Frisking not allowed. A legal item is an inventory. Isn't that the point of frisking? Hold on. I'll be right back. I'm about to chuck some stuff over your wall. Door's open. Better just go inside. That was handy. Kansas spaghetti sauce. The perfect weapon. Spaghetti. You cannot get help for this. The spaghetti is too strong. Oh, the spaghetti's expired. What the hell? All right, push you first and then spaghetti you. What the hell is going on in here? Circumcision knife. I could come in handy. You never know when someone might want an impromptu circumcision peep. What the hell? What the hell is this? What the heck? Oh, that's scary. Not very subtle either. There we go. Now I look inconspicuous. My shovel and everything for the graves. Yeah, nothing wrong with this. Just enjoying the pool, you know, trying to get a tan. Oh my God. What a way to go. There we go. I got an endless supply of shovels. Come here. Come on, come at me. Why is he turning his back to me? All right, he thinks the area is clear for some reason. He just refuses to make eye contact. You guys don't seem to want to live. Did that get him? Okay, it did. It looked like it hit the rocks, but whatever. As long as the glitch is on my side, it's fine. Okay, I think this little island is mine now. Everyone's dead. This is great news. I'll just take out the old circumcision knife. There we go. That whole little island is dead. Well, that was fun. This circumcision knife is really handy. It's really quick. See, you didn't even get time to react. Get circumcised. Circumcision? I'm a doctor. I know how to do it. Okay, I'm not going to lie. That was my first try. God, this is a great house to do a murder mystery game in, but there's going to be a lot of murder mysteries. Oh God, there's a lot of people. Oh, sweet Jesus, run away. All I want to do is carry out some circumcisions. Hey, where are you running to? You don't just abandon your workers in their time of need. Leave me alone. They wanted circumcisions. They wanted them. That's a weird sentence to say today. I didn't expect to be saying that. This guy's still just gardening away. Respect. Some guy is being a nuisance to everyone. I'm not a nuisance. How dare you? I think that's everyone in the mansion dead, as far as I can see anyway. You know, I could just settle down in this house now, even though there's a lot of cleaning to do. There's blood everywhere. Might not be a good idea. My other target is below here. Oh, look at him. He thought he'd just take me a drink. Okay, now I'm a golf coach. My ball's in here somewhere. I know it went in the rough. Maybe it bounced in here. You reckon this is out of bounds? Hey, sorry, just looking for my ball. I don't really care about that. I'm looking for my ball. Oh wait, I can see some golf balls. It's right above their heads. Oh no, there's lots of golf balls. Four. No, that wasn't mine. Hold on, I'm going to make a phone call. I don't know if I can get signal under here, but I'm going to try. I'm getting shot at from every angle, and I'm there on the phone. Stop nading me. I'm trying to make a phone call. Bastards. I'm starting to think my ball's not even down here, to be honest. Wait, who are you? Where'd you come from? Oh God, he's escaping my seaplane. No, I must kill everyone on the map, otherwise the title's a lie. I can hear them revving up those engines. No, no, no, no, no, no. Where's the seaplane going? Where's my briefcase when you need it? That can kill from all ranges. Oh, the cannon's not loaded. Goddamn it, I bet I could have taken that down with the cannon. Screw you. I think this is a bit hopeful. Wait, what's wrong with him? What the hell is he doing? You can't do that. You'll get bugs in your eyes. Okay, you don't want live and let live, except for the part you know where I'm going to kill you. I can see his little head. Oh God, he made me cut it quite tight by doing that. That was smart. He created some distraction. Oh God. Oh Jesus, put the cannonball in. Put the cannonball in. Missing bag of gunpowder. Oh shit. He's outsmarted me with his tricks. God damn it, that man is a genius. There we go. You don't even get in this time. These bodies, I'm sorry. I'm sorry I have to pull you over these bodies and these rocks, but it's just what has to happen right now. It's not even holding the shock and I'm holding your boss. There we go. Bag of gunpowder, much better. I brought him all the way up here because I want to show him the cannons before he dies. I think they're quite cool. All right, use cannon. There we go. That was that nice. All right, if you didn't wake up from that, he's definitely just dead. You know, just roll him off there. Wait, what? Who am I getting spotted by? What are you doing down here? This is my island. This is my little golf retreat. I'm just still looking for my ball. To be fair, this is a believable story. Golf would make anyone this mad. Oh, sorry. I didn't mean to walk in on you showering. I'll just kill you. Save us both the embarrassment. Don't worry, I'm sterile. This is fine. What did I do? A decontamination procedure started. Sorry, folks. I'm not sure what that's actually gonna do. Either way, I'm coming in, so I'm sorry about this. This probably ruins your life's work. Oh, isn't it your lucky day? Unfortunately, that means it's time for a circumcision. All right, I think I'm destroying the virus. Am I? Is this doing it? I don't know. I'm not really a sciency guy. I'm just a golfer looking for my ball. Oh, God, he got circumcised right in the face that time. All right, that's everyone in the cave dead. Still no sign of my ball. Really, people? You're still hanging out here? A cannon shot just missed you a while ago. At some point, I just have no sympathy. All right, at least the fish makes it a believable accident now. Oh, my God, that's a lot of blood for getting hit by a fish. God, a lot of fish attacks around here recently. Dodgy part of town. Goddamn, there's a lot of people in this town. God, they're all trying to run for help. Okay, everyone's just split up. This is bad news. I gotta hide. Damn it closed. Okay, good. All right, now I'm church staff. Now I'll just hide here. Now they'll think he killed me. Jesus, Jesus Christ! Social path, just attack someone. He's trying to figure it out. He can't make sense of it. Okay, I think I've gotten away with this one. Oh, no, that was such bad timing. At least now that I'm the owner of this morning, I'm creating a lot of new business. It's actually not as dangerous as you would think. I hardly ever kill people with it. I usually have to snap their neck afterwards. And now I'm a priest. I'm going to confess to myself and immediately forgive myself. That's the idea. I think that's like every guard dead. I might be wrong. Hold on, let me disguise myself. Yeah, everything seems fine again. Everyone's calmed down. You see, without the presence of those guards, everything's a lot calmer. We're just enjoying the street performance. How did I shoot you? You were behind me. Where's the street performer? Oh, there he is. I really like his outfit. Wait, guys, I don't want to change in front of you. Go on, get out of here. Go. No, feck off. Go away. Well, this is fecking terrifying. Wait, this guy has a gun. I don't like violence. Which is why my aim is so bad. It's my subconscious. It doesn't want to kill. It's not the most stealthy of outfits. And jingles everywhere I go. No, not that guy. Not that guy. The guy with the gun. There we go. Good thing his reactions were slow. I mean, I guess they were bound to me when he took this long to even show up in the first place. Okay, here we go. Here's my hideout. And my sniper should be here. Great stuff. God, this would be the most terrifying, breaking entry you've ever seen in your life. Look at that throw. Accuracy at its finest. I did say I'd be back to kill you, lady. I'm sorry, I'm a man of my word. Where are you all running to? Come back. Don't make me feel excluded. Why are we all going to the bathroom? Oh, because the last guard's in the mapper here, I guess. Well, now you're all just stuck in the bathroom with me. What was their plan after this? Oh, it's where the body bags are being kept. So you were just being thoughtful to them. She forgot what happened. Immediately, she was coming back. You'd think this jingling would annoy me after a while, but no, I'm kind of enjoying it. Hey, this is private property. You can't just wander in here, you know. I'd go to a lot of effort to get in here. Thank you for drawing attention to yourself. I don't know why you're here in here either. Okay, I think that's everyone up here dead. Unfortunately, I've run out of ammo and guns. This guy slept through the whole fucking thing. God, he's a sound sleeper. Little did he know he's going to wake up dead. Oh, that guy's got a little H on his head. Here, I'll scratch it for you. I can hear mopeds, but I know there's no one alive to drive mopeds. So who is making that noise? Then don't run next time. That woman's still waiting for my street performance. I don't know how I'm sneaking up on all these people when I have bells ringing around me as I run. I didn't even react. Have I even used my sword yet? Ah, there we go. Now I've got my sword. How could I forget about this? I'm a pirate. This is a pretty good hiding spot by them, actually. I hadn't checked in here yet. Who are you calling out to? There is no one left. I can see someone hiding in here. What are you doing? I wonder. Yeah, if you can lead me to anyone, that would be great because I don't think anyone's left. I think he's realizing that now, too. All right, thanks for the help anyway. Wait, the doorman's alive? How the hell did you get away alive last time? These people are still trying to clean up in here. God bless them. And then there's just random tourists after wandering in as well just to get away from me. They find any place to hide. That's a bit odd. I like it. This is my house now. You should leave. There we go. Oh, I see someone walking around. Look at him. He's so confident. He's like fucking strutting. All right, he's down, but he's not dead. This pistol is not accurate or powerful. He's still alive. Oh my God, when will you die? He's just throwing his hands up like, please stop. I'm not even doing anything. Okay, finally, I killed him. God damn. If the whole village is dead, how long do I need to stay in this house until Squatter's rights apply and it's just mine? This guy just accepted his fate. I think he's the last man on the map. He was just having a smoke before his time came. Oh, I respect that. Please, somebody help me. Wait, what? There's just a tourist in their basement. The game is so confused. I'm finding stragglers in the weirdest places. I just wish everyone else jingled like me because then I'd be able to find them all. Well, I know the mansion is cleared, so I guess I'll do a quick little run around and find these two people who are still somehow alive. Okay, that didn't sound that loud, honestly. That was hitting them with a hammer. Hitting them when a fish sounds vicious. How come the hammer's so light? It's very eerie. Just wandering around with these bells. Everyone's just dead. Yeah, this is even more eerie. I can't blend in. I'm too suspicious for some reason. I guess I do kind of stick out. But if there's no one to stick out too, does it matter? Okay, yeah, everyone is dead. Everyone is gone. Took a good look around. And I'm pretty confident that is everyone. Yep, everyone's dead. I'm going home. This won't look suspicious at all. Guaranteed to get pulled over. Looking like this with a sword and everything. All right, let's get out of here. Just drive on home. Now we'll find out how many I actually killed. I didn't feel like as much as there were in the Miami map where we just slaughtered the whole stadium. But I guess that's what we're going to find out. Okay, non-target kill penalty is 1.445 million. Divide that by 5,000, which is the penalty. And that's 289 dead. Not a bad day's work. I got a zero overall, which is a shame. I couldn't really offset that 1.4 million deficit. I'm afraid. But oh well, there's always next time. If you want to see more of this, do let me know. And suggest a map while you're at it as well. But until then, I guess we will end it here. So I hope you enjoyed. I appreciate you watching as always. And yeah, hope to see you next time. Bye for now.