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But yeah, I hope you like our little Turg, because he likes you. Let's get on with the video. They were playing some Civ 6. They've just released a new update where you have a Barbarian Clans and you can bribe them to do your bidding. And that's what we're going to be doing. We're going to be abusing this feature to ensure chaos rules in this world. Okay, I'm getting used to that. We are Rome. Let's get a city started. Huh, well, what do you know? Rome was built in the day. I think the best strategy is just to try and go out and find Barbarians and get on the good side early. This will be the first time ever anyone has actively searched to meet the Barbarians. They're usually just that pain in the behind. Sorry for my vulgarity. Okay, so the important thing about trying to get control of these Barbarians is have money. So we're just going to prioritize currency. Okay, I'm trying to make traders and I have these people just wandering everywhere, just looking for Barbarians. Yes, we found some already. Oh, Okabuga, they discovered fire, so we followed the smoke. Who are they fighting already? Jesus, someone got a rough start. I'm here trying to incite violence. The game is like, come on, you've not even met any civilizations. You don't even know the existence of other civilizations and you want to attack them? I thought Clay must feel happy in the good potter's hand. That's great, Sean Bean. Go die in another movie. God, that was aggressive. Sorry, I'm just, I'm very angry today. Send my Barbarians after Sean Bean. Found more. Okay, perfect. And I've discovered foreign trade. Yes, let's make this more money from trading. Who is playing that? Will you shut up or I'll get my Barbarians after you? What even instrument is that? I think it might be a goat. Uh, excuse me, Squidward, is a goat an instrument? Alright, I don't want to annoy them. I don't want them coming down this way. Could you like blow my kiss or something or even just a little wave? I'm my own foreign advisor and it shows. Ah, good to meet you. I've been looking to meet a victim recently. He's like, ugh. Writing is easy. Speak for yourself. My writing is atrocious. Sean Bean is just here to taunt me. If you're not careful, I am going to send that. Oh, no, you destroyed this one. All right. Well, I preferred stone face clan anyway. Usually I love music with this one. It's really annoying for some reason. There we go. It's gone. We'll use our own music over this. There we go. This, this will be nice now. Wait, I, I love what you don't like it. Oh, okay. All right. We'll just do no music then. Weird. Somos fieles de votos. What? Most importantly, I'm a devout follower of the one true religion. Oh, praise Glashnok. It's like, all right, I'm declaring more on you. Oh, God, I ran into some more. Oh, they have a progress here to a city state. That's interesting. I got to get in touch with them before they become civilized enough to know that I'm a bad influence. You want to open borders from one goal to turn. All right. Fine. I'll accept it, but only because my borders are essentially useless to you. And I need the money to influence the uneducated barbarians up north. Money, if it does not bring you up in it. I thought that was going to be it. Him just going money. Say, God, thanks, Sean Bean. Hope you got paid money for the good job you're doing. All right. Now that I know money, what does this even do for me? It gives me money. That's all I need to know. Keep going commercial hub. Yes. Want more money? Oh, no, the barbarians don't like my scout. Oh, no, I think they're trapped. Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Well, good news is though, a stone kite over here is close off to Madrid to be a nuisance. So that's good news. I could get them to attack Spain for 260. Where's my scout? All right. Make your way to Spain. It's across the whole map. I wonder, can I go the other way? No, there's probably an ocean, right? Are you Jesus by any chance? Could you walk across the ocean? Who deserves more credit than the wife of a coal miner? Honestly, I don't think you should be crediting anyone who marries a miner. I think it's wrong. Your knowledge of real has advanced considerably. Oh, thank God. I didn't want to bring it up before, but I never really understood how they worked. This is really going to piss him off, but I'm going to build a city here right next to him. I'm going to rename it to what you're going to do about it. Just in case I didn't piss him off, I'm sure that will. You want to open borders as well? Cities, what are you going to do about it? I'm just going to accept. I like, I don't really care if you walk through me at the moment. You could literally walk around my city's tiny. And it just gives me more and more money to attack them. Shoes, pantheon. Can I make my own? I want to worship Glashknock. No. Okay. Then what is there to do with the money? Now, there doesn't seem to be anything. Go with city growth. That's fine with me. Oh God. No, no, don't fight. Don't fight. Hit with stick. Hit with stick. I'm on my way to Spain. Leave me alone. Who are you? That doesn't matter. You're just another person to attack. Wait, those barbarians of settlers. I could probably win this fight. Could I get a minor defeat? God damn it. If I could, if I could just take them, that would be great. But you know what? I'll keep going. I could have just made a city right next to Madrid. Uh-oh. When I was saying about attacking the barbarians, I meant attacking with gold. I'm going to give you so much gold to attack Madrid. Open borders for money? Yep. Sure. You're literally the other side of the world to me. That does not impact me at all. I just want the money. Oh my God. My scout is surrounded. I hope I can actually make it there. This is getting dangerous. Don't leave me alone. God, the road to Spain is dangerous. All right. How about this? What if I pay you now? How do we go after Spain together? We can walk there together. 310 in sight. There we go. No, leave me alone. I thought you were part of this tribe, the gray rat clan, unfortunate name. But you know what? At least we know Spain's getting attacked in the meantime. If there are no dokes in heaven, then when I die, I want to go where they went. That's great, Sean Bean. That's great. I'm sure you will be dying. You tend to do that a lot. I just declared friendship with Spain. He's like, oh great. That's fantastic. Look at his smile on his face. Meanwhile, I'm there paying barbarians to attack them. I'm going to ask him to go to war with I think France here. And he's happy to accept. There we go. Yep. Let's declare war. I'm halfway across the world. And I'm paying barbarians to attack them at the same time. Welcome to the United States of America. Hello. I am troubled. Oh, wait. Wait, wait, hold on. This person likes money. I like money. If I send a trade route, I'll get some influence there. Another city. Just expanding all over the place. May the forces of evil become confused while your arrow is on its way to the target. They're going to be confused all right. I can't even read myself. Never mind them reading me. Okay. If I be friends with this city state, then I'll get more money. And they're all so close to Madrid, my enemy for some reason. So I'm going to start sending envoys there. Oh no. There's arches attacking my second scout. Why? Why do you do this? Run away. No. All right. We got to do it through diplomacy then. We got to try and get close by being friends with someone. Oh yes. I created the pyramid. Bit of a weird focus right now. Like I gave up on the wheel, by the way, but I built the pyramids. How I built it without the wheel. I have no idea. I'll fix it. He's annoyed because I built a wonder. Well, you build a wonder then. That's fine. You can have yours. I love mine. Wait. Grenada? Where did you come from? I didn't see you appearing there at all. Were you there the whole time just hiding? It's been 88 turns. I haven't seen him. Teddy Roosevelt is getting annoyed with me because of the way I rule my people. Well, Teddy, as my city is named, what are you going to do about it? This German dude's getting so annoyed. Everyone's annoyed with me for some reason. I'm wondering should I take? I might levy this person's military just so I can get some vision. I mean, I've got a lot of money anyway. So I don't really mind. I've built the hanging gardens. I'm building world wonders over here and sending men with sticks after my enemies. Oh, Saladin over here is happy to do a war against Teddy Roosevelt. Fantastic. But because you're between me and Teddy Roosevelt, I declare war. I just want my enemies to destroy each other as I watch from the sidelines. What's going to do? Frederick, would you declare war on someone else? Wait, you're happy to go to war with the person I just agreed to go to war with. Okay. Yeah, declare war. Go for it. Thank you, friend. Not a bother. Oh, God, this kingdom is falling apart at the seams. Oh, there is the barbarians attacking Spain. I literally paid the city state just so I could get footage of watching other kingdoms going to war. That means I'm at war with literally everyone except for the Germans. Can I go back to Philip and say, hey, you want to go to war with the Germans? I got all the barbarians on their way to Spain. Spain must be like, oh, thank God he's here to help me with the barbarians, my ally. And I'm just like, no, I'm just here to watch. Put out a folding chair, munch and some popcorn. All my barbarian friends, they became a city state. You know what? You deserve it. You put in a lot of work, annoying Spain. You've earned that. All right. I think it's time to pay off another city state to give me their military and just storm at someone. Oh, more barbarians. You want to go to war for me? Go attack Spain there. Thank you very much. I just discovered them and I'm like, what money? What do you want? You want peace to you? No, no, thanks. I don't need the money right now. Where another you will give me what I want? What are you going to do about it? It's just the scouts scouting around to find barbarians just to pay them to do my bidding. Meanwhile over here, I have millions of archers firing down on them constantly. They don't even have walls. Do you want me to make peace for 27 gold? Oh, I see. That's because it's all your money. I understand now. Do you want to give me one of your cities? No. All right. Guess I'll just take it then. Goodbye. There we go. Good news, everyone. Damascus is falling. It's mine now. Keep city. I just burned the thing. I don't want it. It's just in the way. It was a bit of an eyesore, you know, from what you're going to do about it. I want to go see right on down to Hattusa. Is that your trade route? I'll take that. Thank you very much for the money. I can use it to fund other wars. Okay, folks, we have them surrounded. Time to go to war and topple this kingdom while everyone else fights amongst themselves and there you have it. We have taken the kingdom. He is defeated. I think I'll keep his capital because that's like a real FU. He has to retreat to these small little towns with nothing in them. In fact, I have people near here. Let's attack you just for fun over here. Thing is, my people are so primitive. I just have so much money to levy other people's armies. All right. Well, this world is born of chaos. I think I might actually continue this save. I might stream it. So if you want to see more, I'll hop over to my Twitch. It's in the description or I might make more videos. If you want to see, let me know. Drop a like. But thank you so much for watching this chaotic kingdom. I hope you enjoyed. If you're new, be sure to subscribe and I hope to see you next time, folks. Bye for now.