Andy finishes telling you the story of his time travel trip to 1863 to see Abraham Lincoln give the Gettysburg Address. He arrives in November, Gettysburg, Pennsylvania and has lost his hat, jacket, shoes and one sock in the time tunnel, so the throws away the other sock so he doesn't attract attention. Oh yeah, like being barefoot in November looks normal. He shivers all the way into town, meets John Lawrence Burns, a Gettysburg cobbler and gets fitted with a size 14 shoe. I remembered them as size 13. I don't know why. I wear a size 10 1/2 D and Andy is short than me, so maybe he wears a size 9 1/2 or so. Size 14 shoes must have looked like he's riding in a boat. Burns stuffed paper in the front, to make them fit better and Andy is spotted by two fresh chickies and they are laughing at him. I'd have been over there, like a fly on watermelon, talking sweet to the ladies of 1863. The chubby boy from 1972 runs into his Papa, instead and yells out, "Dad! What you are doing here in 1863 with me? Isn't time travel great?" His father, humiliated by the kid without any 'cool', says, "I'm not your father, kid. Now go away, you bother me!" Just joking! Anyway, you'll hear how it really went down.
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