Real Housewives of Disney-Beauty & Beast





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Uploaded on Nov 15, 2011

Filmed BEFORE Saturday Night Live. Nothing says love like Stockholm Syndrome. Beast, in recovery for drinking, is forced by his Princess Wife, Beauty to have a Monster drink to channel his inner bad guy...where have all the Godzillas gone?!

Starring Sheila Chalakee & Matt Sorrentino
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Beauty is fed up with Beast not being the monster she married once upon a time. He's stopped doing the things he used to do like tying her up for days, throwing her in a dungeon & forcing her to watch Snakes on a Plane (Samuel L Jackson is a terrible thing to do to someone you love).
After she hears from Godzilla's wife that last week he burnt down an entire village again she tries to convince him to drink a Monster Drink. He goes crazy abusive when he drinks it, just how she likes it because it's how they fell in love. However, Beast is content being a kindergarten teacher, since he's been in recovery from the 'drink' he would never eat the children...again.
Beauty has nothing to complain about in her magical life, she has a dresser that dresses her, dishes do themselves, and the time tells her...but she doesn't want her future litter of puppies raised by a drama instructor. She forces him to try doing things that monsters do like hide under beds, lurk in closets, and leave the toilet seat up every once in awhile. He can't do it alone...he reaches for the drink and we see a beaten, bruised and bloodied Beauty overjoyed and exclaiming, "The BEAST IS BACK! (a la Bed Intruder). And you can run and tell that...hide your kids, hide your wife, you better hide your wife, and you betta hide your husbands too."
The Beast, after a heavy night of drinking is sitting at the kitchen table in the morning, as he is talking to the dishes he realizes what he has done.

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