 We're gonna pull up All right, we we've got a special negotiator coming into the scene His name is gonna be mr. Cornwood I'm gonna be handing over the scene control to him cornwood All right folks, this is gonna be officer cornwood. Okay, he's gonna hit take over the negotiations We've got some some military folks inside they know hostage they've been through the war, okay? The one we're talking to who's doing the negotiations lieutenant Cornwood's about to talk to you Doing today Lieutenant commander first things first I'd like to thank you for your service. I also served in Desert Storm I was stationed Berlin. I understand sir, and I know this might be unfortunate circumstances But you have to understand at the end of the day I serve the Constitution. I do not serve the president Now I want you to understand that I want to tell you what we got going on here We got to which probably trains in here. We have one host RJ Now we would like to get that host RJ out of here safe and sound now if you're willing to comply with us We can get that host RJ out here safe and sound. How does that say? Absolutely lieutenant command now now here here's what we're gonna do today is uh, what we'll figure something out You help us out. We'll help you all out. How's that sound? Absolutely, so what do y'all what do y'all want to let let our friend here go Y'all want no spot strips on the way out of here Okay, well, how about this how about y'all go ahead and let the hostage go and we can go ahead and not put down any Spock strips on on the way out Odessa, Texas, son Odessa, Texas went to East Texas Baptist University Damn good and best damn weather the side of the Mississippi Absolutely all right here's what we need to do they're asking for no spot strips on the way out I think our best course of action here would be as a Officer bass laid out in the last bank high situation would be to place some police cars in the several exit areas and funnel out their release to one location Down the road and go ahead and set up another spot What is that? PN real quick sir. This is trooper Andrews All right, I'm gonna continue negotiation. I'm doing fine. It was a lieutenant Ten a commander I'm back now Andrews, please can can you can you let the damn sheriff work Andrews? Absolutely, absolutely Maybe hey hell it might might be after this tonight. Oh bless his heart Well, absolutely well you can go ahead and let that hostage go if you want to go ahead and let him go right now We'll we'll give you all free access without any sort of a police bike If that's the case y'all can keep him Listen up real quick here. This is this is gunnery sergeant huge anus Listen, you're gonna have to move that a police cruiser out of the way there We got we need a clear line of the movement for our assets, please please move that That police cruiser there. Oh, absolutely. We will move the police cruiser that is directly in front of the Directly in front of y'all's vehicle here. Yo, y'all's blacks at that Absolutely Madame wife left me Shelly Cornwood. She left me and she took the damn kids too Well, y'all need to move that vehicle directly away from the directly in front of the blacks That point to release Well lieutenant commander, I prefer not to speak about it She took my damn kids and I moved to the city here in the last couple years So like I said Once y'all give us the hostage we We will give you a free release out of this here parking lot and then open path Okay, go ahead and let the hostage go first And once once once the hostage is safe All right now That's fucking wrong Thank you, sir. I've been on a Co-operating God saved me. Yes, miss me guys Can you not go faster? He's driving a straight line not ever you've been driving. Oh my god. What the fuck are you doing? Mr. Cornwood? Please tell me you didn't disable this vehicle Mr. Cornwood Mr. Cornwood said that he was gonna be okay said he's from from Rust Island. It's gonna be a great deputy a great fucking deputy He knows everything about police work. He's gonna be critiquing us He knows everything about this mother fucker couldn't even drive in a fucking straight line If that was the only direction that you could fucking possibly go How the fuck do you spin out going 22 miles an hour? Mr. Cornwood? How was that fucking humanly possible? And I'm not the one who broke with a damn axle on this thing Mr. Cornwood, you broke this fucking car You bought you drove it from fucking mission road PD was in great condition to Polito And it looks like it went through a toaster oven a fucking blender and a washing machine all at the same time Yep, absolutely We're gonna say this to a different realm Did it work? You're trying to get to 15. Can we get a pick up off a great ocean? You might want to call EMS as well and an ambulance Kind of getting there a little bit No, you can't rough him off. What does that even mean? Well, you know what it means Why the hell would you think I would let you in there to rough up my prisoner? Are you out of your mind Cornwood? I meant verbally not physically Are you trying to say like good cop bad cop? Is that what you're trying to say? Well, I was gonna go for more for the bad cop bad cop thing bad cop that okay All right, you know, why don't you could go in there for a second? Okay, and you know because that way by comparison Maybe he'll think I'm the good cop, okay, but okay, but I'm gonna draw the line Don't take your fucking gun out of your holster. Okay. What about my taser? Don't take any weapons out of your holster. Okay? Do not threaten him with physical violence. Okay, can you do that? Can take the flashlight out? No, that's physical violence Well, I just put into the eyes. No, don't put it No, don't take any weapon out of you. Don't make sure your hands. I'll just give one of these Well, well, well What do we have here What was that? How can I help you officer? Well partner other guy. Where's the other guy? You don't need to worry about the other guy, okay? So you thought you'd get away with it and say you're a stripper, huh? No, I gave I gave you all the best damn Negotiation y'all could ask for I'll let y'all out scot-free and you're hanging around the damn clothing shop going to a damn coals Trying to get cheap deals for what? Listen now officer coming up with the hell's coming up St. Patrick's day I was robbing this candy store. Okay, that's you that you were accusing me of why would I just go clothing? Well, why would I go to the the the clothing store that's right across the street from a police garage? Thank you. I appreciate I know you tell me son. You tell me just relax Charles everything will be fine. You don't need to worry about cornwood He ain't gonna he ain't gonna bother you while I'm around By the way, son, let me just go ahead and give you this just so you know Hey cornwood, I've got just called away from the word urgent thing for a couple minutes. Can you take care of Charles? I'll Guys please My friend it's It's not what you think man. Okay, I swear. I swear. We're not that stupid. There's nothing You're not that stupid, huh? You know what sounds damn stupid to me. It's robbing a bank. I Agree officer fuck stupid bank robbers. Yeah, sounds good to me, huh? I can go under oath right now It's like you put me under a polygraph and I got you Insides are like a stone Like stone, it's a it's a stone. Uh-huh like a rock Yeah, yeah I've been to Iraq. Okay, you know, I did serve in Desert Storm actually I was stationed in Berlin, but I Done a little bit of military work myself. Okay. I've seen the polygraph. I've seen the whole damn thing Okay, you're not gonna tell me they y'all didn't rob no bank and and you're going to Strip and going to the damn clothing store trying to try to get away with this. Okay? No, no, we had just got done Pay listen that you have to get it right. It's not just stripping. Okay. It's paintball mud stripping, right? Yeah, we're waiting to for it to get into the mainstream Listen son You're lucky uh I think they're watching me. Okay It's a mirror son But I don't know I don't know when the watch commander's gonna Please please sir, please so you best be you best you best be careful. Okay. Well, we're gonna be having a Separate discussion. You know what I'm saying spankers spank my ass. Yeah. Yeah, I bet you like that Huh saying you're listening would you like to participate in the next strip? Paintball session in the mud and no son out in the mud Yeah, like yeah. Yeah, it's listen. You didn't hear what I told you was it's the mud paintball strip sesh No, no, no I'm not I'm not going down that road again. Okay. All right. Well, you got some you got some history with mud College is a crazy-ass time. Okay. That's all I'm gonna say You ever play a battle royale, listen, I've read the battle round. I've read the I've read the book All right. Okay. All right So it's just last man standing right when uh-huh All right, so whoever can snitch the best per se. Gotcha. So does he have a machine gun or does he have a spoon? All right, so I like H1Z1. All right, so he found a he would be found a pistol right now, okay? You can find a AR and just Sorry go on Are you are you a two-tapper? Listen, I'm more of a I'm more of a wannabe two-tapper. I go for the taps and then I just hit lots of body Yeah, that works that works. I mean they really fucked up that game. So I mean the bullet drops. Well, anyway So, okay, so why don't you try to go for a two-tap? Tell me something that might be two-tap it Okay listen These outfits were wearing are not really that camouflage Yeah, I think we should have gone with more of a green to make it more believable for our for the shoot You know I mean and that was his fault He decided to go with tan and as soon as we got there we realized it But we just had to kind of roll with the punches because it was that we gas money was on the line at that point Okay, I mean where's there, you know the forest right right behind the Polito Not the Polito sides is the Harmony garage right across from Harmony garage behind the bank. We just that little forest area Okay, yeah, we were just changing back into our normal clothes and you guys rolled up on us. We were all done So tell me this why are you wearing the same clothing that we observed? certain individuals at the Polito Bank Rob, we're wearing I mean Why the hunters all wear the same fucking shit? You know what I mean? I guess it's just we were trying to be as realistic as possible, you know out there paintballing and Stripping plus people stripping things that people wear normally, right? It's like if I went out there in a duck outfit and started stripping it just wouldn't make that much sense, right? That's that's true. All right. Give me a second. You actually grabbed a shotgun You try to go for a point back blank kill, but you missed so I'm gonna go see if Down bad can grab an AR and two tap Didn't see me. Did you I didn't see you just to right this second. Yeah, that's right That's what I thought you're quick, huh? Listen son. You're lucky. You've been dealing banter's not me, okay? I know you're lucky as hell. Hey, you run a five-minute mile. I Run a four-minute mile son It's my fucking runs a four-minute mile, you know, that's right Mm-hmm If you could go down the hall there to the sales area Suspect is ready to flip a deal on this guy and get him away So if you could just go over there copper needs you to just ask you a few questions I like the sound of that. I want to put this one away for a long gas time Yeah, this was the one that's gonna fall in the sword that one's gonna walk in free So if you go down the hall I'm sorry about the stripping. I didn't want to have we couldn't we didn't need to had it Well, I wish you would have saying earlier, man, you could have saved your skin I'm sending Charles Johnson up there. It's gonna be 59 months, you know what to hell just leave him in for 69 for Alright, Mr. Johnson, they're all expecting you up there in Polito You could just keep your hands and arms inside the vehicle at all times Okay, gotcha. You'll be at Bowlingbrook pen attention before you know Make sure you check in with the OC upon your arrival and they will begin you through your I think it's gonna be five year incarceration so We'll do you know what I'll let you know what kind of movies you missed while you're around there Alrighty All right, here's a placard hold that up. All right, cheese Here's the guy that's going to Bowlingbrook for five years because you know He just you just had to on principle even though his buddy flipped on him. He wouldn't sign a confession, you know My conscience is clear Well, I hope it guides you through Bowlingbrook, Mr. Johnson. Yeah, hopefully Bo Vice isn't there Oh One time that you took my heart, baby, you can love me you can leave me. I'm a Don't