 Yank, you are so uncouth. What? I'm plenty-couth. I've got cooth coming out of my ears. Hmm. You know what your problem is? What? I'm too awesome? I make this look easy? I care too much? You could stop me any time. You're a tomboy. What did you say? Uh-oh. You should try and be more of a lady. Like Ruby, she's so sweet. Always trying to make others feel good. Maybe we should talk about the cake. And Weiss, she's way more cultured than you are. It's true. I am. Or Nora, the way she boops you on the nose. Aww. Just adorable. Right now, you are not adorable. Like, at all. Get it together, girl. And who knows? I might even ask you out on a date. I think she's adorable. Heh. Hmm-hmm-hmm. Are you feeling slow and uncool? I'm listening. Then you need a shot of two-ish quick energy drink. It'll fire you up. Fast. And we're in sing deals on wheels. Take advantage while you can. Our prices are absolutely unhinged. Have you been injured by toxic energy drinks or defective motorcycles? I'm Roman Torchwick, and I will fight for you. Here's some satisfied clients now. Oh, this'll be satisfying, all right. Huh? I'll call for a free consultation today. Huh? I feel like I'm forgetting something. Oh, no. Did I pay for this candy bar? Hey, you, stop right there. Oh, no. I was afraid this would happen one day. I've got Roe. Oh, they're gonna throw the book at me. Maybe even two books. I have to stay in stealth mode. Hey, John. On Roe, Groobie. Means I'm a wanted man. One wrong move and it all came crashing down. Yep. Hey, man. Didn't you hear us? Stop. It's the fuzz. They tracked me down. I have to go tell the world my story. My old life is over. I have to start a whole new life. I know. I'll call myself Felipe. Do I even want to know? Ah! I'm a fugitive, friend. Public enemy number one. A man without a face. My home is the night. Also, call me Felipe. That's my thing now. Hey, is John in there? Do you mean Felipe? Who's Felipe? I'll never forget your help, my friend, but you must forget me. I was never here. I now join the underworld. Was I supposed to tie that to something? No, Ren. You seen John? He forgot his wallet at the store. You'll never catch me, Johnny Law! Thanks for letting me come on this ride along, guys. I'm still not happy about this. A civilian has no place in junior detective business. I know, partner. But the junior police chief says it's good for PR. I'll try to stay out of your way. Just remember, kid, if anything goes down, we can't guarantee your safety. It sounds like a 479-er. A suspicious cloud formation? Let's roll! We, uh, got a report of a hidden run. Investigating now. That's not how it works. You're supposed to find clues and solve puzzles to escape the room. Or we could do it the fast way. Are you just going to punch your way out of every problem in life? Uh, have you met Yang before? I wonder how Crow is doing with the boys. We're never getting out of here. What are we going to do when we run out of food? I think you boys are overlooking an obvious solution. You mean, Yi-Zhan? What? Why me? Tender. Yeah, we're never getting out of here. And now, bask in my genius. What the heck is this mess? This? It's Troubleclath! Trouble! Trouble! We're going to win the battle of the bands and finally rip our enemies to shreds. Metaphorically speaking. This is the dumbest thing I've ever heard. Oh wait! You haven't even seen the best part! Nio, bring forth the death gun! Roman, I underestimated you. This is truly fiendish! The band is just a distraction so you could shoot them all with- Haha, pyrotechnics baby. The other bands don't stand a chance. You're fired. Thank you so much for watching this episode of RubyGV. We're going to be releasing more and more on this channel every week so stay tuned. Like, subscribe, do things to Bells. If you want to support the people that make this, you can also check out Eye of Notes, our Select All content, even our live action content, like it all goes to the same spot. So thank you, bye!