 They're everywhere Author unknown. I can't help it doctor. Nobody knows but me knows what Larry about the demons. They're everywhere Tell me about the demons Larry What do they look like? Leathery shiny black skin spindly limbs with single claws for feet Wings like Reaper's cloth and the eyes the man on the couch shudders What's wrong with their eyes Larry? They're huge. They take up half of their face. They don't even look like eyes They're like a million eyes clumped together and they're red Okay, enough about what they look like. What makes them so terrifying to you personally? Do the demons have an attraction to you? What is it you don't like about them? Well, I know all kinds of things about them They go into graveyards and crawl into the earth and feast on the flesh of corpses at night They get into food and poison it with their own vomit They eat rotting carcasses of animals right off the side of the roads They float around people who don't notice them and they pop their claws into their flesh and inject them with disease and rot in All of the pain of all the corpses that they fed on before They're disgusting Lows some creatures and okay Larry now tell me where you see these demons Everywhere in the park they hover in the air behind families and the people don't even see them Then they go pop their claws into their flesh and they inject disease and okay, Larry You've said that before now. I'll need to see you twice a week from now on our Wednesdays and Fridays good for you Larry nuns as he has let out the door and by two escorts and wine When it opens again the psychiatrist secretary walks in Did you find out why that schizophrenic won't eat anything Yes, I'm afraid he'll have to be force-fed for a while longer though. He thinks demons are everywhere poisoning food We're going to have to find a way to get rid of his petronocrophobia Petro what? The theory of flies