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So I know someone that works very closely with EA. And the reason that the Mandalorian game got canceled isn't necessarily according to them because of EA. It's because Disney wanted out. So they charged an extra 11% on top of the Star Wars games. So he is like screw this. We're done. So they canceled the Mandalorian game and then potentially will be canceling any further Star Wars games too. So now all Star Wars games are at risk according to them. I still think they're going to move forward with the Jedi III, whatever they end up titling that. Yeah, just because that's kind of proven to be a they've probably got a lot of money into it already and they probably feel like it's reasonably successful for them to go for it. But yeah, the old up the Mandalorian game that got leaked a week and a half before it got canceled. Yeah. So which there was I mean, there were some people that wanted we're looking forward to that. To me, it sounded like essentially Jango Fett bounty hunter remade for a month for like a modern gaming era. That's kind of what it sounded like to me except you get first person and reality. If you can make the story work and do something with that that would be kind of cool. But be awesome not not going to happen. Another another Star Wars disappointment. You three hear about the Star Wars chili commercials. No. What's going on in Chile? Chile. Mollard, do your American accent for the whole stream? No, no, it would drive them nuts. So what do you guys think of the episode? I feel like it's it's kind of back to back to basics for the type of bad batch, which is kind of like a a filler episode that's you know, pretty simplistic. There's some kind of crazy things going on like a 13 year old gambling and in a bar everybody just like everybody just watching it happen. Man, the street urchins are getting paid off a lot of freaking money asking for 10,000 credits. Me and Mall are actually talking about this a little before stream and you know, Luke sold his used land speeder for 2,000 credits in a new hope. This kid's asking for five used land speeder which way a dog went. Yeah, it's on which way a dog went. In reality, I think Mollard brought it up. The crosshair would beat the shit out of a little kid. Oh, yeah, it would have been so funny. Yeah. And you know, if you want to end about the reuniting. Yeah, what do you think is going to happen? I think they're all going to fight. No, no, I don't think so. I think that it's going to be like him. He's the one that did this to us. Omega, how could you help level blind? It's going to be like Omega is going to be like, well, guys, we're all brothers. You're all in the same team and everyone's going to listen to Omega because that's what this show is really all about. Everyone listening to Omega at every opportunity. That was pretty good. She tried for the show. I think D Bradley Baker's got it cornered. Literally does every fucking voice in the entire episode except whoever the girl is. I don't want to take away her role. No, I never want to do that. I respect women. We've been over that multiple times on the stream. I would never want to take a job away from a nice young voice actor actress. Good. That's that's great. That's what I'm supposed to say that, right? So you told me in the pre show notes. Yeah, very good about women. Very good job. Yeah. Yeah, you're you're going to stick around. Sure. You can up it a little bit too. Maybe kiss ass a little more. But there's a pastor for that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know if that's in the contract. Yeah, I thought it was cool. I mean, yeah, I was filler up until the fact that they met and then yeah, I'm excited to see what happens because it's like I was a little surprised they united them that quick. I thought to take a little more effort just to message and land on a random moon. Yeah, like they're moving quick now. So that's great because usually they move, you know, snap snail speed. So I the one thing I do enjoy watching the show like definitively is crosshair because he just fucking hates everyone and everything and I wish you'd actually take out his rage at more people. That's what I would like to see is crosshair. Just like help back. Yeah. Roffin Quacken boss is one of the most entertaining panels I've seen for a live show. Keep up the great work and conversation you three. Well, thank you. We'll do I I think a lot of people come at this from how good is this compared to how bad it's been and how good is it for a just whatever middle of the run season episode of something that can keep me awake slash entertained. I'm trying to come at it from just how good it could be and how good I think it is as a story and just as with the first three is just just like they don't do a particularly good job even with the components they're using at the time. Obviously the formula right like two characters being shoved together that almost complete opposites having to solve a problem with different points of view and then both of them having valid results and then they get out like I think what Ryan means when he says filler is that this could you know that it's almost like self contained you could have skipped from the previous one to the next one in a way oh yeah you know which is because some people like upset by that moniker it's like it's not necessarily a problem it's just sort of telling us what it is which is what it is. There's a filler episode of TV that I love. Yeah and when you're doing this when you have this type of weekly release which I don't think bad that should be a weekly release. I don't think it's that type of show. I think they should probably just dump at all. I just I don't think very many people are tuning in every week to watch Bad Batch like from a number standpoint. Yeah and because you are going to get a good number of of you know for lack of better term filler episodes when it comes to it. So I think it should be all dropped but sorry go ahead Moller. Oh just like broadly speaking a lot of the biggest things that happen in this episode are based on pretty weak bullshit like none of it happens if several decisions just randomly don't get made. What I thought was funny right at the beginning is it's only once they crash land that Omega's like Oh no we left the other prisoners behind. I was like why the fuck did you bring that up at any other point? What the hell? She brings it up then so that he could be like you know there's nothing we could do from now we got to move on by the way. It's like yeah that's fair but then I was like wait why didn't she just release all of the prisoners. It would have just taken one swipe on the data pad. Yeah and I was like man I wasn't even thinking about that until she brought up how they abandoned all of them. I was like yeah I guess you did. I feel like Omega's the kind of character that would have foolishly let them out you know what I mean? They're going to accidentally let everyone out. Well not just that but like she left her. They're our brothers crosshair. Of course we need to let them all out. Well I'm assuming Bad Batch is willing to go to this place but what if she let them out and then a lot of them got shot and you know crosshairs to tell you like you shouldn't have fucking let them out because they had a chance like yeah they would have been captured and then you know at least they had a chance but letting them out meant that they had to kill them or something you know just something that she has to deal with like that. I don't know if that's too dark but at the very least they probably should deal with that a bit better. They do need something like that and they almost kind of had it in this episode where basically crosshairs just falling around Omega doing whatever she wants the entire time. Yeah that wasn't believable but. Oh yeah so this is the other thing. Crosshair I do like him the most but like he's he's losing he's losing credit for me because he shouldn't be letting her do much of anything he should be like shut the fuck up follow me yeah like I know how this will work you don't I know what we're supposed to do you don't I thought you they almost like memed him where he was like I could take out half the still drivers here don't even fucking know but I was just like why you like I feel like he should be more pragmatic not like show off he he should be more like and I don't think they exhaust their options very well either they like oh we need to find a ship and they go to this port and they're like nah there's no way we can get any ship without alerting basically everybody I was like you don't know that you look for like five seconds you have no idea like and then they're like we need 30,000 credits or to fucking bribe this kiosk person and I was just like what we just decided that's what we're doing I guess we couldn't we haven't tried anything else that is like hey gambling it's like what the fuck slow down like we decided this is what we're doing yeah yeah I like how they're moving fast though because usually they move so freaking slow so it's enjoyable like okay damn we're already they already met each other okay so they're probably gonna team up now and then they're gonna team up with Rex and then some shit's gonna go down and then they're gonna find tack and I'm really surprised at four episodes and they're already reunited I did think like because it took the first three episodes for them to escape we were gonna have a little bit more time before that happened but now that now they're all reunited now the crosshair I do feel like crosshair would probably be a little bit more hey like you're fucking young you don't really know what's going on like why don't we do and be a little more forceful that instead of just going along with the flow I think what Mahler brought up about if she had you know released some people and had gone badly I feel like we do need to see a little bit from Omega where she's like I thought it was I thought I was doing the right thing by being so empathetic or whatever and like feeling for these people and she kind of gets like downtrodden because she realized the world isn't that fucking simple and then crosshair can get a little softer and be like listen Omega like I I get it you were trying to do the right thing those things happen sometimes or whatever and him like make him softer in that way understand a little bit and trying to like bump her up after she has a failure instead of kind of what they've been doing but maybe that will come in this series I think we'll probably see that at some point in the series there's so many character opportunities I feel like aren't being taken advantage of imagine like she and you know gets instead of a kid who knows that where the dog's gone it's like it's a man so we're a little bit more comfortable with beating him up and then the guy is like yeah fucking 5000 credits me and then it's like she says three and then he says four hand then crosshair just pushes her out of the way and punches him and kicks him punched and punched and says give me all the fucking information you know that's not sweet but and then she can you just have that shot of her realizing like this is wrong shouldn't do it this way shouldn't do and then the guy says it and then crosses like we got the information let's go and then she can be like this you shouldn't do that to people you get that back and forth while the episode is on row unraveling more conflict more understanding of their approaches and you could have done it so that he was doing his ruthless approach the whole time she kept recommending like different ways of getting around things that doesn't involve hurting people that by the end there is something she suggested that had they done would have made everything easier you know that sort of reveal he's like maybe I should take you a bit more seriously as opposed to I'll go gamble while crosshair just watches the whole time literally yeah I don't fuck they're thinking about and then the stupid captain guy just is like oh I happen to be visiting the one bar that you happen to be in and I happened to want to gamble with you at the same time and then they happened to tell him about the crash ship just before she's about to leave I was like oh this is so lame just like generic evil corrupt he was more empire officer yeah yeah he was horrible he was he was a bastard yeah but I mean that's typical for a bad batch and animated stuff everything just kind of it's you know it's cartoon it's a I think but I think what Mallard described isn't like super I feel like yeah I feel like that's not hard to do and it's not like complex or anything but it's something that gives you a little more than the dude to do to do to do type of storytelling it's very segmented very like quick right now which is great right right right now it's and then type of storytelling yeah yeah this happens and then this happens and then this happens and then this happens and there's not much much else to it now you're right there's a lot of cartoons out there that people adore you know like for the storytelling and I'm what's what's this oh white summary am I going to explain to them the white summary law that that requires like a whole video that you'd have to see it's a it's it's too complicated okay just appreciate that summary is not spelled wrong fair enough will long man be playing battlefront collection yes also we got us all squat up Ryan are you going to play I'll play yeah I have I already have it on steam I don't know if I can I get a discount or something on the next one if I buy it again have it on steam too I had to buy the whole new thing I bought on PC and PS5 because it's not cross play well the cross play it's not cross play cross hair was watching Clone Wars season 7 you can tell George was already setting up mall as the big head as the big bad in his sequels used the EU2 doesn't even follow Canon of course they don't if the Clone Wars season 7 wasn't George yeah that was Dave Filoni yeah there was now there was some stuff that usually like the Bad Batch episodes like those were developed you know before Disney took over and even some of the middle Ahsoka episodes were but those were massively changed with the Martez sisters Ahsoka had a male love interest that was supposed to like play the role of the Martez sisters in a little bit of it but they they linked that up with the lore from solo and and things like that like the Clone Wars season 7 is 100% in line with Disney Canon shit dude I hated the Martez sisters didn't miss me off so much did George actually want mall to be a bad guy in the sequels why do you throw his like half his body down there because he changed his mind a whole bunch of times he's talked about that a few times I think George has had a lot of plans for the sequels to be honest yeah yeah yeah well he was going to sell sell to Disney after he did seven to kind of I wouldn't say fuck them over but to kind of like make sure that they won't change his his stories and they have to go along with it because he started it but then he sold it right before 7 at one point at one point he saw a statue of Darth Talon or something and like but put her put her next to Darth Maul and be like hey they're friends like but you know malls like lived a long time before or like it could be a clone or something like typical George shit he just doesn't care it's like when Samuel Jackson's like Jedi fall from high heights he's he's alive like yeah he can be alive I'm fine with that everybody's wife well between worlds baby and then he's just great at kind of like calming things down when people are like how do you say does it at at or 80 80 and he's like well there's lots of different dialects in the galaxy so you can say however you want yeah that's cool I mean yeah honestly with the great start of the year that was Justice League I've been absolutely addicted to Hell Divers too the dude I can't stop playing Hell Divers too we're going to I'm playing that after this I have a I'm going to be rating my own stream well heavily 27 I'm like 16 I think but yeah it's good shit it's amazing such a good have you played it Ryan no I have not I've heard it's awesome dude smash the bugs save the human race it's great and the automatons yeah I can't wait to see what they do with DLCs Jay Mac with a 50 bomb damn ship's 50 though dude thank you Jay Mac is everywhere well she's all the streams damn Daniel is so chat when the so some of you haven't heard this but when the full site the theory savers launches at the end of the month members will be getting big discount codes so random members and every month not just one but like many so and also live streams and stuff like that too so member up man whether you're a 99 cent member or a well the higher member you are the more chance you'll get a discount code but you're in there my childhood became a lie the day that Luke Skywalker died from being tired finish the lyrics love you so much big fan of Mahler hey Ryan hey yeah that's a song I don't know the song have damage from that movie I need a song about it I'm watching the Clone Wars for the first time I'm in season three it's a mid show at best okay well until season three but that's where it starts to really pick it's in season you get there you're going to dread my review season one and two you're going to be like oh here we go well season one and two I mean yeah like it's kind of slow and you know some people really love season one but season three and four and five that's some real star was Lord there it's really I'm really I'm really excited from all those reviews that's all I'll say well it's only like it's only this episode of Bad Batch is like get used to that kind of type of formula yeah or literally all a tcw yeah you know so we'll see what happens I've been looking forward for Mahler to review tcw for a very long time I think you'll love it the Smasher past Dune Worm depends how drunk or desperate I am but probably smash option on that the fair yeah definitely smash don't kill Crosshair I hope Crosshair kills Omega that's what I'm hoping I feel like Crosshair is the most likely to die Nick who's the only like they've only lead right he'll be he's a he's been a big old meanie and he's going to be nicer nicer nicer nicer and he's going to do some big sacrifice and then they'll be and it's going to be like Omega's going to be like Crosshair don't do this and and and Crosshair is going to be like Omega you taught me how to love no this is what I need to do you're so correct go with go with Hunter I'll handle this live for all of us you that's really what Crosshair is like Omega you're not bro it's probably going to be it's records probably going to die and then they're going to turn Crosshair into Snoke I wouldn't know though they'd kill record because he's the goofball Chungus character they don't usually like killing those ones he's like a dog like yeah he's like the retarded dog you're not going to kill the dog it's like the basic up with Crosshair that's why I figure they'd kill him they're going to kill all right I mean perfectly fine with all of them dying yes like just not even just in my like typical I think everybody should die but in general like how many fucking clones we have continue to survive and continue surviving stuff you know like going to blaze a glory ooh what if what if crosshair get shot right and dragged into a tube and turns into Snoke that'd be awesome that's why I said yeah Crosshair I could even see Snokeish features on Crosshair right now it's like that lady from Attack of the clones in the library I need a character idea for my fantasy world uh he's made of jujubes I took in an outdoor cat named it Bane after Darth Bane he's black a fitting Sith color I wanted to name him N word but wife said no Oh and n ward but yeah I thought that was I thought he was like Edward all right cool yeah n wad I literally I'm like is it n ward a word in Spanish should be n ward Oh once again you prove if you will excuse me yeah everyone like the stream yeah literally was like a Spanish word what's up Christopher what's up Christopher again what's a jablotton please look up the Chile commercials they're online why don't you just tell us Star Wars Chile commercials Vex Mahler have you watched showgun yet I actually have I saw the first two episodes so what's we're free they're very very very high quality good stuff they'll be interested to see how the they're going to I guess portrayed how the story would unfold I don't have a huge amount to say about it other than it's just incredibly well made it's good stuff I love the actors I love the authenticity that comes across in it looks like it's going to be interesting what's it on Hulu yeah for streaming it's on Hulu I watched the first episode I I really enjoy the show so far you got to read the entire thing it's almost all in Japanese like I don't have a problem doing that but it is just one of those shows where you have to sit down all right hour and 10 minutes I'm watching the TV nonstop as opposed as opposed to be able like do anything else during this I can't read so I have to use the force to sort of figure out what people were feeling and saying so it's weird but I recommend it do we get Hulu in Canada probably that'd be a question for Canadians I don't see it on my TV's or Apple any news on Kenobi season two no not that I know of I don't know they shouldn't do it Paul and Anakin comparisons who what do you be Paula tradies from Dune okay I mean you know they're both young powerful prodigies that get set down like dark paths there's certainly like comparisons that are there they're not like the same person right Paula tradies can see the future and he understands that if if he takes certain steps that he's going to cause like galactic level genocide and he makes a decision like take those steps without trying to go too far things like that but he's like very well aware of some of the damage that it's going to cause and he's trying to do the best he can he's like somebody who can foresee himself becoming space Hitler and it's like trying not to is Paul the main guy yeah the Timothy Shalami Shalaman yeah Shalaman whatever and I've seen I've seen a lot of I've seen some people recently kind of criticize Timothy Shalaman because like I can't believe that this little scrawny dude would do all this stuff very much matches Paula Trady's description in the book in Dune he's supposed to be 15 years old he's scrawny he's small he's even described as small for his age and it's noted that a Trady's mature a Trady's boys mature a little bit like slower rate than anybody else and he's 17 by the end of the book so that would be by the end of Dune part 2 I think I think that Timothy Shalaman actually is like very accurate to what Paula Trady's would look like hmm yes it is two years baby since my Batman review that took the internet by storm should have bacon a cake Batman cake the bat cake Star grift merch when Oh uh yeah boys we should talk about it sometime spam one if you guys would buy some Star grift merch spam to if you would buy two things on the Star grift site spam three if you don't any of it and you fucking hate the idea yes there it is so my team at spring is actually working on uh and now it's just couple weeks ago on plushies so they're gonna be three plushies and gonna have our heads we're all gonna be connected in the row be like holding hands or something stupid awww yeah like us sitting on a couch looking like we're ready for a cast in well I mean you'd just be representative of us all getting ready to watch Bad Batch together yeah and or and or I think yours is gonna be like like angry angry is just gonna be Mahler and uh I don't know I'll have to do something you're gonna have a happy look on your face am I always happy though I don't know or maybe no maybe I'll be crying you could be crying yeah there you go because that would be when Mahler's reviewing TCW yeah what's up Jay Mac thank you again man sub Justin damn Jay Mac we're 20 praise be to space king who's space king me all right nice I served with you of in my brother glad I held I was thing no glad eater oh Maximus I served with you at Vendetta well you men Ball's return was to be a poor replication of Vader grievous but with powerful acolytes new order filling Palpatine's power vacuum lay on top yo I'd be fine with lay on top I would have I don't know how that would have gone over man like episodes seven it's revealed mall is back I just I feel like the people who are following the movies from 1 2 3 4 5 6 would be like what the fuck it would have had the exact same reaction as the dozens of people who saw solo in theaters okay so essentially boy you guys know about the sequels I know about the the wills and a bunch of other stuff no so hit he wanted to do in a lot of different versions of what George has talked about for his sequels yeah but in 2019 he did an interview with Paul Duncan who I got to talk to and he said that his version of the sequels would have been Darth Maul coming back Luke's Skywalker putting together a new Jedi order and Talon being the new apprentice to Darth Maul and there's a big power vacuum in the entire galaxy because of Palpatine's death so on different worlds there are stormtroopers that are trying to kind of act like the head honcho and take over and there's just everyone's fighting each other all different syndicates and it's just like a crime ridden sort of galaxy with no one really knows what the fuck's going on so Maul comes in fills in the void and trains Talon she's extremely powerful Leia becomes kind of the chosen one and leading the rebellions she's still a politician she doesn't want to be a Jedi and she's leading the rebellion there's a new new new republic wherever and this is Darth Talon yeah yeah cool as shit she fucks Luke has to fight Maul and I guess Talon probably fights Luke's apprentice or something yeah we've heard a lot of different things from kind of Georgia over the years of like what he really wanted to tackle in the sequels really getting into the wills really getting into like that type of force stuff I think a lot of it is all kind of combined I think you probably would have got into that along with some of the stuff he's he's talking about on the outset me hearing that don't like it you know like when I when I heard him talking about that but it's gone through multiple evolutions if you remember in 2000 in 2015 right before the premier of force awakens he sat down with Stephen Colbert and talked about you know he said well you know this isn't really my movies is my plan and everyone's always known I've wanted to do a story about the the parents the children and the grandchildren and he makes on the side he's like you know those are all in the novels and comic books and everything and then you know when he's talking about his sequels talking about the wills he's talked about the Darth Talon Darth Maul stuff I would love to see it yeah it'd be cool man fortunately that ship has sailed guys I wanted to talk to you about and I'll do it right now so I'm teaming up do you remember a little while ago I announced I'm doing like a Luke deep fake thing I remember yeah so that is we're now changing that to deep fake photos and we're going to be telling a story so what I want to do is I want to redo the whole sequel trilogy but in fan fiction style and every every single image is going to look like a legit screenshot from a film but it's going to be you know like deep faked and all that stuff so would you want to come in on me with this and do the script for the sequels we could we could literally create a whole new thing starting after episode six and create some really cool yeah I'm more than one like look at over and give my feedback and stuff the images of the photo basically you're talking about doing you know like every like 10 seconds are like describing a scene and like seeing it laid out while you do a voiceover of what would be happening in the 30 seconds later change a different image show like that yeah well not even 30 seconds it would be you know like every 10 seconds or wherever basically how I would do fan fictions and some some things would be animated and all that so like cool here's one photo that we've done here's another that's Luke Skywalker yeah I know that one so essentially taking stuff from you know 3d images and then oh you taking little surprise there yeah so it's going to look really good when it's done but like for example here's the battlefront one right you take that and then you make it like just again battlefront okay yeah there you go yeah so I think we look cool man and you know there's going to be some stuff that's going to be moving we try to find it here's one image these are all yeah so didn't really do anything sky's the limit all right I was going to say I couldn't quite tell what it was and then it came in a focus yeah yeah that's cool yeah yeah this is just like a unfinished version that looks like zombie yeah that looks like zombie Luke Skywalker coming to life after the night sisters have put their green magic in him what did you start at mallor the fucking night sisters is all like that is a concept of itself is already too much for me why what do you think what the fuck of the night sisters what is this like gonna watch TCW man yeah okay I'm sure I'll love him after that I like Dathomir before TCW like Court Ship of Princess Leia Dathomir that's my that's my pace right there Oh my God look at the picture the middle one is me the right one is is fricking Snoke Ryan and then your tech wait why is Ryan Snoke why are you tech I thought yeah I thought we said that I was tech yeah he could be tech he's autistic oh yeah and then I'm Snoke I guess because I look old in that picture I don't know I don't know I do look really old in that arm I'm just raging very cool what he's he said Omega what do you say I don't even know what he said he said oh yeah them reuniting was nice it was touching Rick still upset at the wasted potential of Ravis and Jedi survivor they didn't try for big fight big for big fight sets and getting to him on the moon had a literal mining laser that we should have used on him yeah don't mean get me started on survivor bro that they like the game was cool but the story was just weird all over the place I didn't get far into it I got all the way through he planned to survivor I just was out of it after the first couple hours 2,500 people in the stream make sure you hit that like button while you're here we appreciate it you guys have the same vibes as Clarkson Hammond and May from the grand tour top gear laughing at each other and disagreeing but BFS love it how about those three it would probably I probably may theory would be Hammond and you Ryan B. Clarkson I think I've never seen grand tour or like I've seen little clips but you're in there but I've never like sat down watch that makes you a bad person you need to I've heard it's not the only thing here we can you watch my animation it's called attack on the dojo we worked so hard on it German they are re-releasing Shrek 2 in theaters for its 20th anniversary this year Shrek 5 comes out next year will you watch it yes course fuck yeah it's Shrek man yeah it's the best Shrek is the best thank you Albert you know Shrek is for kids many people gifted memberships watch Nerdonymous Apocrypha videos and I'm so sad that he doesn't have more vids thank you for the wreck Mahler hopefully in one day he'll return fucking he's the chosen one enough emails from Mahler and he may return now everyone spam him tell him he's needed unparalleled research right that's what I like to see my youtubers overall thoughts on Dune seeing Shemelay in Dune and the King makes me wish we got the real Jason Solo with him playing the role man I never even thought about Timothy Shalaman as Jason Solo but I feel like Jason's probably a little bigger than him but I really liked him in Dune I really liked him that was really funny to you Tim with it Tim with it so Dune is the Star Wars of this generation I don't think let's hope we can change that I don't think that Dune is as accessible as Star Wars is is no fans to Dune fans right but like Dune the first one didn't have much impact at all in terms of cultural influence like the movie people have talked about it and people very much appreciate it me included but it's too distant from mainstream I think it was I was on a stream and Robert my Burnett said he just summed it up as easily as you know do you think a guy like me has a chance with him now like that doesn't exist in Dune that kind of chemistry of character and like it just makes it hard for the vast amount of people to have it stick in their minds it's it's it's less character-driven overall as a story you know I mean which I think is what makes a little tougher for people to latch on to I don't think the books are like super accessible I don't think they're easy reads and I don't think in terms of general mainstream that it has a ton of appeal like with these movies I I fucking love them but I think the cap for this thing is probably going to be in the 800 million dollar which is you know a lot of money good down but I just don't think it's I don't think it's going to have the same latches Star Wars at all No it's not as personable at all it is with Star Wars I feel like I'm with the characters with Dune I feel like I'm watching the characters through it literally through a screen or like a glass window I don't feel the you feel closer in Star Wars so much closer in Star Wars yeah Bad Batch will end with Vader if I have a first killing them that'd be kind of interesting I'd watch it is Filoni allergic to nuance Hey we like Filoni here okay do we by that's a royal Welshman that's a royal we right there I don't think you guys I'm not a fan yeah but I I've I've like not liked him for a long time I think Mahler's only not liked him for a couple years as soon as I found out about him I did not like his wicks well my journey has been I think Mahler were like some of the clone arcs and the clone words but not much else was like a few arcs is he going to like the umbara arc I think so but I wonder what he's going to think about the mortis arc though from a little I know of it I sound I still don't even know how I feel about it that's been over a decade and a half almost kind of backwards that Ryan is the one who can read while Mahler can't all right you think I'm fucking told you I read with the force it's way easier Ryan will do it eventually to gay test yeah I do it now the gay test that's a meme from I it's a meme from geeks and gamers daily from today because in a video I I was recording on it on stream basically and I put it out last night on one page there's like an ad that's I just gotta show you guys I'll pull it up like that I want to take the test Tony Gilroy gets to write for Vader if Filoni gets to write for Lufan rail to take the trade okay the bed the more straightforward question is what I sacrifice and or season two for a like really solid I assume Vader movie I guess the question the answer that is kind of probably probably yes because the scope of like a really excellent Vader film could be huge and I could actually like I was in a good way but it would be sad to watch Filoni try and write for Lufan rail because he's basically the good good vision of thrown right like he's supposed to be a big commanding ruthless sort of chess player with to the point where he'll sacrifice people easily for the sake of like the overall fight I look forward to seeing what they're going to do with them and from what I've seen from scars God and Gilroy's comments and all season two looks like it'll be on point for sort of finishing Lufan rail story so that'd be cool but yeah I mean I I understand the value of having a well-written Vader so it would be really cool to see would be nice yeah don't think Deborah Child really knew what she was doing not really look listen you hear about Fleming flaming star becoming a vandal you'll read out the N word but not white samurai set some the Maori wow anyways when will theory be on e-fab we're going to probably set some eventually be F flaming star is boogie's personal mushroom person and he is a G dealer who vandalized this house yeah well you spray painted pedophile on his fucking garage and then broke his windows and stuff and says he wants to kill it but it's insane the story is unfolding like as we speak because of magic gathering cards so he told boogie that he could sell his cards for like a lot of money and boogie gave him to him but then like one of them back I guess see you didn't want to this the sale to happen and so the guy considers that like stealing at that point because they agreed I'm not sure the full story people in chat probably know but it's fucking boogie is it is that that YouTuber yeah boogie two nine eight eight oh yeah him right yeah he's fat so this is this is the video I did the other day and like in a couple seconds I'm going to switch screens and look at the ad that's there for like three fucking seconds my gay gay test do you think you are gay answer the questions to find out can we take it is there a gay test maybe and then else world some animate game and then immediately it switches to something else it's very relatable to me hoop on codes I hope like in the gay test it has is the is that like four choices you know for questions like favorite Star Wars content OT prequels Star which one's the game it's like how deep is it do you like dick yes or no I like what possible questions could be on this test yeah so now that's that's the fucking meme because Gary like screenshot that and like shared it out hilarious dude those targeted ads sometimes they're real sometimes they're I don't I don't believe them face King is the new flash gets cartoon came out like two years ago pretty funny today's flash gets pretty good Night King thank you so much for the ten bucks says you know the thing that made me mad was they cut out Fenring aka Tim Blake Nielson out of Dune to left his wife in which just makes it strange that he's missing also he's so important at the end they cut a lot of stuff they cut the Mentat stuff they cut a lot of the Harkinen stuff they cut a lot of the other intergalactic politics with all of the with all the other families you're familiar with the the book here Ryan that ish I read it once yeah so well so what I was pretty interesting and I can't be a part of the conversation because I've got zero passion for doing and the films I thought were very good but I've got nothing else to say you know but I've seen people are quite pissed that it's not being criticized more for how unfaithful it is I think the most unfaithful thing is really the only thing that bugs me at all is the change in Chani's character in Zendaya's character and I don't even really have a problem with it until the very end and I don't want to spoil it for people here it's it's hard to get ticket still to even IMAX screenings her character is different and in to me throughout most of the movie because you get a lot of internal dialogue and the thoughts and visions of what's going on in the book itself I feel like she's supposed to be representation let you know that the change Paul's going through is not good like she sees where it's heading it's not going to be good for her people or whatever but it's the very end sequence that I really have an issue with that to me is the really adaptation now I think certainly should be criticized for maybe some of the stuff that let it left out but I don't really know how you do it a two movie adaptation of a book it's not if each movie being four hours long and get all of that stuff in like I said they left a lot of stuff out but in terms of changes that's really the only like big change that I had a real big problem with someone just what do you to talk about bad batch batch episode we can talk more about it though what did you think about bringing a dog into a bar I mean you just Star Wars I didn't I didn't know if that's like is that normal or not I don't know for the for the for the for the for the for the for the really though it is funny that had had when you wanted the dog to fuck off right cross here walks the dog outside and then leaves him I guess outside I guess had had cross here stood with him or cross here just moved in the room like moved him to a different part of the room than the rest steps that didn't happen so weird with like the right and choices sometimes I like how they just fucking decided hey fuck this bribery shit we can just you know break in here and steal a fucking vehicle you know how I approach these shows how I approach let's say the last Jedi is completely different how I approach any animated show especially bad batch if I looking at the sky is green haha it's like oh yes it is okay yeah versus why it's made by adults because it's most like it's more for children okay but I don't treat like Wally that way why because it's fucking amazing you can treat it is it's better written Wally than most adult content yeah but that's you know when we get to like actual or they're they're pretty perfect when we get to like triple X of people who want to see like explicit shit most of that is terribly written like the store lacks what are we what are we my point is that the moment you're implying that the less mature that it is the last we have to care about writing quality when it's not true at all I wouldn't say the less we have to care to the less my brain works and just let things go and I'm like yeah whatever why are you watching it then because it's enjoyable at Star Wars no I mean like it's to each their own like enjoy right yeah I mean I want to see what happens with the characters and I just I don't really think too much about it to me all the best franchises whatever they are whether it comes from books or whether it's movies or animated stuff all the ones that are you know even if they're meant intended for a younger audience whether that be you know 10 year olds 13 year olds 15 year old the ones that kind of stand the test of time are able to encapsulate everybody well yeah even if it's not necessarily geared towards well you must be 21 years old to understand or enjoy this it's a story that everyone can engage with with those characters with those themes for sure because it's intended for children doesn't mean that it has to not be a good story no I don't I don't mean let me reward that not because it's just for children I mean like you know toy story I think is a really great film that's one of the best I think was one of my favorite films but it's like it's like a lower-budget Star Wars side project that like really has no it doesn't matter if it takes place or doesn't because main characters are still doing their thing you know what I mean so I'm like okay yeah you want to take the dog wants to come in the canteen yeah whatever I don't care it's like sure I don't know at this point I don't think I have the same sort of rating system as I did when George owned it I really really don't so when I look at stuff now I'm just like well you just let's go part of the issue if you're not willing to highlight where you think that there could be like flaws in the writing is it would have to as a result go the same way both ways as in anything good the bad batch does do you appreciate it or do you just go like wow as a kid show doesn't matter yeah I'd say just go yeah wow cool well so like the ending of bad batch probably the best moment and I haven't even seen seasons one and two the fact that they show an emotional like reaction to seeing each other being reunited for being a part for 23 weeks something like that I feel like they achieved that it was relatively good performance wise in terms of the voice actors and the animation like I'm not going to say nah it doesn't matter because it's for kids oh I mean emotional moment is an emotional moment regardless yeah but they could have done it badly how so so if they'd had like animations or facial reactions built in that don't match the emotion of the scene and the act is being like hello and that was it I'd be criticizing it well now we're talking about performance it's not like I'm saying I'm letting everything go I'm saying the little things that okay like a dog coming into a a bar yeah whatever okay wait so that what you mean by that then is just you don't you don't care about it like as in like a it's a nitpick yeah I'd say the nitpick stuff unless it like really changes the overall feel of the scene or it really goes against Canon and Star Wars I'm I'm like whatever a dog in a bar okay for me the dog in a bar isn't like the main promise is like that entire scene to me is like nonsensical well I did it the idea that these guys instead of just jacking a fucking spaceship and getting out of there sort of stealing a ship and getting that fuck out of there they're deciding to raise 30 thousand credits to bribe someone to let them on a transport and they're doing it by having omega a fucking like 13 year old or something gamble like in the middle of this thing drawing a ton of attention themselves by stacking up credits on credits on credits is like a wild scene and I I there's a kid gambling in a bar I'm not going to I'm not going to think about a dog in a bar well nobody you okay so this is why I wanted to point out that I assume you think it's something that's like almost irrelevant slash a nitpick and I'd be like oh so why it's important I thought this is why you're bringing up Brian not for everything you just said but that's on top is that that dog being in that bar is what makes the entire third act happen yes people say like who fucking cares if there's a knife disappearing in the middle of the tlj throne room fight and say don't care it's a tiny thing it's like well logistically it's a tiny thing killed but it if it existed yes she'd be dead and then the entire story is annihilated with if Ray dies that's the consequence is a huge yeah so like that's the significance of these things like and I don't mind anybody saying like that doesn't sound like a big issue and I'd be like oh yeah we can explain like consequently what happens if these things are behaving the way they should that's why I said I'm not sure if dogs are supposed to be in bars or not in their culture or whatever but like that's not that's just one of the many different like cause and effect issues that happen in that moment which doesn't have to be written that way because we've talked about a couple already but there's so many examples of not only TV shows but films that are meant specifically for children that when you're an adult you're watching like shit man this is really well put together I think the last stream we had I mentioned Incredibles I love that as a child and as a fucking adult it's it's excellent even better I would argue so yeah yeah well so like things with Andor or you know major plot changing moments that like they fuck up on like you know like what you mentioned in the last Jedi with the Praetorian guards I think those are much more important to kind of focus on then I think you know with Andor it's just with bad batches just it's it's a it's not a show that's really going to change the overall timeline does that matter of course it matters yeah sure why because it's outside of everything yeah but my point is like why would that change whether or not it should be amazing I mean it should all be amazing but I mean have you not kind of seen what's been going on with Star Wars and then accepted the fact that slim what I expect and what I would push for I think it ought to be good I think all of this ought to be better so that's why I think these conversations should focus around is how could they have done better a lot of people expect that I won't like these bad batch episodes but I'm saying you're like yeah of course I won't because it's going to be written by people who don't give a fuck like this is the kind of stuff that we get with the story telling is pieced together with basically nothing meanwhile this TV shows that I'm watching right now they're doing way better than this we were just talking about like Shogun or whatever right this is those these different ones that are going to have a very specific interest in making everything follow along from everything else bad batch might nail a couple of emotional moments I think the speculation on the sacrifice of one of these members of the bad batch will probably do that fine because it's not it's pretty hard to fuck that up but the thing is John CJG from little Albion the chief once said this I can't remember what video it was but that if you think narrative payoffs is a big truck that's going to slam into like a wall every episode beforehand is loading dynamite in and every time you miss the opportunity to throw another stick in is loud this explosion is just going to be less about the time we get to the point some of the like borrow me a sacrifice law drinks I reference that's probably one of the best ones I've seen in all of storytelling and it's because of all the buildup I think they fucking nail it and then they nailed the scene itself and I just think the bad batch like yeah I'm probably not going like it I may very well not like comers but I'm still happy to have a conversation about storytelling of how much better this could be and I don't think that we should say like it's for kids or that it doesn't have a significant impact on the overall timeline or that it's small or that it's filled you know anything that would sort of distract us from wanting to push for these artists to do better well I mean in a perfect world sure you know in a perfect world there's a lot of things that I would change but I've kind of just sat back and accepted the fact that some of the projects are because it's there's so many cooks in the kitchen that some of the projects aren't going to be as good as the others so like Mando one for example isn't going to be comparable to really anything else because I feel like that was probably one of the best Star Wars projects made Tales of the Jedi the Dooku episodes I don't think there's going to be a single Star Wars project that's better than those three to date that for me that includes when I look at Badmatch I see something that's just like a sort of extracurricular story that they're just making for kind of fun to complete George's sort of ideas of the Clone Wars and what happens inside of that and the characters within it so when I look at it I'm not so meticulous and so unbelievably like difficult like I am with the you know Skywalker saga you know I think the reason for Badmatch existing is to explain away the sequel trilogy and lead up to the sequel trilogy and explain Palpatine's clone and shit that's what the purpose of Badmatch is I really hope not I really hope that they're they're doing something in between so like the project necromancer thing is just Palpatine bringing himself back and he does and he's successful and there's a young version of him and then somehow want to know truly in chance yeah exactly I feel like ever since we from the very first couple of episodes of Badmatch we find out how like important Omega is and she's special like blah blah blah that's all been setting up for this M Count bullshit like yeah and all leading up to this which is tied in with and over verse M Count getting Grogu like the cloning stuff that to me it's all about leading up to the sequel that's like the that's why they greenlit Badmatch to begin yeah this is why I mean even even though yeah you're right one you know episode four of season three of something might not have these massive impacts on the overall like story of Star Wars but it is all part of the story of Star Wars I'm not saying it shouldn't be perfect I I wish it was I wish it was but if I would sit here and kind of nitpick at literally every single thing that I think is wrong I could do that I could I could rip apart every single moment of every episode of everything and or Tales of the Jedi Badmatch but then I'm not having much fun anymore and so I'm I'd rather focus on the really big important things that are like lore breaking that are character breaking instead of being like oh there's a fucking dog in a bar that's just stupid that really destroys the plot it's like yeah it does but okay whatever you know I could always say like oh well if this and this didn't happen then you know the whole story would have changed which is the point of my fan fictions which is kind of how I started my channel so it's like yeah absolutely I've been doing that since I started my channel but to do that with everything I kind of have to pick and choose otherwise it's just not fun anymore so when I do that with something like Empire I end up finding things that are really well put together ahead of time like all meticulous decisions that are made in order to push to particular payoffs but they have to justify everything they the further you roll it back the further you're like oh they did that and that so that it would make this happen in the original trilogy that it's impressive at times right like giving Luke his prosthetic hand as early as Empire and having that payoff in return of the Jedi where he looks at it is fucking beautiful yeah and it's something that you have to set in line a while back before you can make use of it or at least they did is part of the point and I I'm just a person that derives a lot of fun out of seeing them meticulously craft like excellent storytelling and whatever it may be I don't have fun when say for example someone says like oh jeez where we're stuck here what are we going to do now where we can't get out unless we have a gun and then a gun falls out of the sky and they're like ah there we go I'd be like what the fuck if someone was like well fun for them to have a gun in this scene I'd be like I don't give a shit I'm not having I'm not like I fully agree but see the way I kind of look at things is like let's say you were boxing against someone of your size and age and skill level and then you take someone who is let's say a lower let's say a child and say you're boxing a child let's say you're boxing your kid if you have or if you ever have a would you not expect something different would you not tone your level of aggression down against the child so would I do that against Toy Story? No, because Toy Story is an amazing film right but if something is something isn't what it's aimed at the cool factor is how fucking good it is in the first place it looks like right but if something is proving to you that it's really not up to par then you can only expect a certain limit from it. Considering I've already got like moments I like and moments I don't I already don't know exactly what I'm getting from this show like I appreciate the final scene in this I quite like the way that they frame the ones you like in Batman? Yeah, I already said like the their reunion I think was pretty good I haven't even seen two seasons of it that would make that a lot more meaningful to me but I think they nailed it and I like the standoffish sort of nature again I've not got all the context of why they don't like crosshairs slash they don't like each other or what their history is but I have I've understood it from the context of the scene and I think they've done it pretty well exactly what my point is the I recognize what's being done well and then I see how they run out an episode like this which a lot of people could say like it doesn't fucking matter dude it's like episode four of a season that's really long in a spinoff show of a spinoff thing that nobody cares about and I'd be like I never stop caring about how good storytelling can be in all angles and Star Wars is health is is you know it's everywhere right it's throughout all of its projects if if if it were good everywhere it would be a juggernaut it's not it no it's not even good in any way really some of it's on life support and some of it's like like average health I'd say that's probably the best cake why well even the Jedi I think is probably top to your health but I've argued on other streams that if Andor had come out right after Rogue One like right after it it would have been way better received people would have given a shit probably most likely yeah but if it comes out around about now if a great thing for Star Wars comes out now it's like yeah it's in trouble because it has to in back a hell of a lot of trust which you probably won't do all of that got destroyed with the last Jedi and kind of saying that Jedi solo and Rise of Skywalker there was a big old plus just Rogue One coming out was I would say after that was peak Star Wars time and before the the last Jedi trailer or during the last Jedi trailer before the launch of last Jedi that was probably peak Star Wars excitement yeah you could kind of appeal you could peel an egg and just right Star Wars on the egg and it would do people would watch it was that I was hyped as fuck after that till it was so hyped dude yeah yeah and then it just that's why I wonder is like is there any way to bring it back to that and I still think two to three good movies in a row phenomenal ones not what not like good we need something that's like insane like mind blowing like holy shit did George write this to George get involved with this what's the deal I think even if I think even if they're if you put out three movies that are seven out of tens that'll get people back yeah like honestly I don't think I don't think the bar for people to jump back in is really that high because people want to love Star Wars yeah no you got to do a three hitter so you got to do it once and then people are like okay it was good but like you know how many times we had one good thing and then they fuck up the rest and two and like oh shit this next one was also really good and then three everyone's back I'm not everyone but 90% I'd say and no what Ryan said three good mm-hmm yeah full reset to figure out what the fuck's going on yeah and I don't think it's going to happen dude with the Ray movie no apparently they need to learn their lesson further they haven't gotten they got and they want to dig themselves deeper into the ground I can't wait for Ray movie Mandalorian and Grogu movie taiko ITD movie what else are we going to get are we getting one from Sean Levy to Sean Levy doing a Star Wars movie man we're going to be fucking rolling dude 2029 comes around Star Wars is back baby I'm positive man the acolytes coming out to that's going to be a banger you kidding me comes out in June to suppose down June 5 it's going to go right up against house of the dragon I cannot wait for and that that to me to that's something that that's particularly Ryan right there how's the dragons like the amount of fucking work theory as an example right they'll have an event happen to a person when they're age 10 that's going to come up when they're age 53 in some way shape of form like it's the amount of fucking prep work they did for season one that's obviously meant for going forward in house of the dragon I just I'm not expecting that level for bad batch at all it's just that I would like a TV show that's fucking to me entertaining to me good luck with that yeah well no hey I don't disagree with what you're saying I think I'm just a little bit jaded at this point where I'm like okay you know what the only thing keeping me from shitting on my favorite franchise every single day is the fact that I just look at it as it's fit if it's a little bit so what I'm looking for not great I mean you know bit of introspection reclar clarification of why we're doing anything I imagine mean Ryan Ross that more than you are more than more than those people are like why you've been talking about Star Wars if you hate like everything that's coming out is like everything that's coming out from the MCU why do you keep talking about well I'm giving my opinion you know I mean it's not even just that right at half the time I'm like why the fuck do you think think five seconds why do you think we're talking about it it's because I care about it as much like despise a lot of Star Wars stuff that's come out virtually all of it in the past a decade plus that doesn't mean I still don't love Star Wars or care about Star Wars but even if I do have the expectation of like I'm going to bad batch assuming I'm not gonna like I watch first two seasons when the big fan of it probably not gonna like season three um but with that being said I'm still going to give him my honest opinion House the Dragon is a perfect example of something that I think both myself and Mauler probably kind of half of six all of seven and especially all especially all of eight but to really bad taste in my mouth and I think Mauler's mouth and a lot of people's mouths I went in expecting to hate it some the comments I'd seen from the actors wasn't a fan of the race swapping like I was in like the perfect mode to shit all over House the Dragon first episode comes out and I'm like you know I I kind of really like that I like like surprisingly really enjoyed that and then it just kept getting better and better and better and was it a perfect series no especially episode nine at some big problems with some changes they made and things they decided to do but I cannot wait for season two House the Dragon and that's not my fully expected to hate dude I am I think it was the third episode where I was like oh shit I like this and I'm hyped for like next episodes and when we got to it was episode seven with the um the Viss series is sort of climax of his arc I remember thinking to myself like fuck me we're back we're actually back yeah yeah I think a yeah we were at a point where I was like I'm actually anticipating every episode and I'm enjoying talking about it with friends is like oh my god it's been so long like where have we been and this is funny because I think to an extent that desire to be in that mode sometimes you'll like try and push us in a sense like you'll push yourself to that mode regardless like well it's so much fun to be in the mode of like celebrating a piece of fiction with everybody feeling like a meaning from it I feel like that's what killed Marvel by the way was everyone loved the experience of sort of celebrating everything that came out that people were just celebrating it willy nilly and eventually realize the way what the fuck is going on yeah we wanted to be a part of being this yeah they look they like celebrated it into the ground there's nothing left and now a lot of the tourists in my opinion a lot of like tourist type of fans who like coming to something when it's popular and then leave when it's no longer popular they have kind of left the mcu yeah gone well and then the people who want to celebrate have now come to like have you seen like there's so many videos we cover our new fap of content creators who was celebrating a lot of these films like M.O.M. or Quantamania who have now started making videos of like how the mcu died it's like motherfuck as you fucking enjoyed everything from phase four five what's going on like if you want to call out that the the quality in retrospect I do think that there's a fairness to that because we can get blinders on from enjoying things as community sort of approaches but again doesn't that circle back to the value of having assholes like me and Ryan the you know we're here to sort of be like hey look at this thing while someone else your assholes I think I think you guys look at stuff without the rose-colored glasses on which people need you know I appreciate that I do feel like I can be an asshole sometimes though I don't listen my color my glasses I appreciate you guys I think it's important that thing that's what makes this show so good you know the thing that made me mad was they cut count Fenring a.k.a. Tim Blake Nielson out of Dune too but left his wife in which just makes it strange he's missing also so important yet read that one you'd divers fight on the east or western front and what have you called your ships minds the spirit of patriotism also space king is the flash I did not understand any of that you didn't understand so we fight well I fight typically on the eastern front let's the the bugs right always talking about you always talking about okay I will die and then my ship is called the leviathan of law which is pretty cool let's be honest how often do you play me must play pretty like between editing I usually have like a mission every don't know hour and a half something like that okay cool we'll have top on as I play every night for probably two to three hours hell yeah dune is not the stars of this generation the OT transcends generations it will always be for this generation I mean yes and no right like yes they'll always be amazing and everyone should show their future generations don't quite have a binding fiction and culture right now that we all think is awesome and inspiring nothing brand new anyway yeah Star Wars was a cultural phenomenon when it came out you know what I mean like that's more what I feel like they're talking about when he mentions that Dune is the stars of this generation the type of the the legitimate hype phenomenon that it was was one of the biggest movies of all time in 1970 1977 when it came out what are your thoughts on James Gunn's Superman movie having a budget of 365 million he's coming to my state of Ohio and getting 11 million tax credit I wish I got tax credits man if if he fucks it up good God DC will be in trouble yeah I think that you're setting yourself up for failure because if you're projected budget is 365 you're assuming you're going to get some tax credits maybe bring that down to 300 million dollars total spent you're setting yourself up to have to break 900 million dollars at the box office just to break I think that is a poor plan it's just because how people feel about superheroes how people feel about DC in general right now I I don't think that's a recipe for success I'm no less worried than the next person on James Gunn Superman film this definitely a we'll have to wait and see you know one make it as grifty as possible white a for paper with star grift in all black not to waste money we just have pictures like just sell fucking letter like a letter stock paper just ship it out to people most funny is it would take more effort but it would look cheaper if we all like crappily hand wrote star grift and crayon I would dude dude that's actually good would be funny dude that's actually good and we can just say this is much for children so don't have any standards for it when you get it essentially gonna twist that and run with it fuck I didn't like that I didn't mean it like that I just went like I know you think the third Jedi order game will still be made do you think these will be live action clone wars with Hayden Ariana yeah Jedi order game yeah I mean made a shit ton of money but honestly the Jedi order shit is like the only reliable thing they have yeah the Star was fucking IP right now outside of baby reliable I would love for them to do a Hayden and Ariana but I don't think they will Frick Mary kill Waddo Jabba salacious crumb well I can't well rest in peace to the the voice actor for sleep you were gonna say I can't fuck he just he just passed away so I can't do that oh that's what like makes you not unfortunately guys I would I would kill Waddo I would Mary Jabba and I would fuck salacious crumb I like the certainty I'm like what there's no other fucking option come on close and fucking the little grab like listen Waddo ends up some fucking just fucking piece of shit out on the streets right everything goes I don't want to fucking attach myself to that salacious crumb seems like he'd be fucking down for a quick fucking and forget about him Jabba is fucking rich he's got an entire empire once he dies maybe I could take it over bro okay so we know if Ryan was a girl he'd be a gold digger for sure mm-hmm foes show these are the options I've been presented with what am I supposed to like is Waddo just such a good person I should marry him for his personality out of the money I'm talking about I'm talking about I'm talking about I was already going for the money be like Jabba is rich he's got money some fat fucking disgusting criminal who's rich see I'd be marrying Jabba for his personality wow we where we seen okay all right that's that okay Lucas stole so much I could see you being like the like yeah Lucas stole so much for from Dune Paul versus Luke and Leia main character has a vision of his wife dying and childbirth giving birth to twins Arrakas first Tatooine sandworms for Starlach if there's a lot that's inspired by well remember the soundtrack for Star Wars which has been considered like one of the huge reasons it's a success was it is it's all taken from the like a lot of it's taken from the planets right um sort of it there's a line between like you can call that you can call that inspired you don't have to call it stole I don't think you're like you're like a sand creature the Starlach and the the sandwims are very different I get the connection but you know it's like a remix right nothing wrong with a remix whatever it takes the money and I mean what does it mean if if Dune wasn't able to capture what Star Wars did does it mean that Star Wars stole it and showed people or does it mean it's emphasized into a format that Dune wasn't as effective in like this got or you I just everyone it takes inspiration from everyone that's someone who hates plagiarism I think witch hell on Star Wars being very much inspired by Dune that's okay and it's cool and I kind of like spot in an influences in great artists right that's that's awesome right Matthew is Ray Skywalker that's awesome dude congratulations strengthen back during the legacy era to fight crates Sith remnant bunch of tattooed animals killing each other for power I mean I like I like Kate Skywalker taken down Darth crates Empire yeah I don't think crate was supposed to be around though and George's version but I mean legends yeah is that Darth Talon and Mara Jade bathtub that I watched on the hub cannon or legends that exists Star Wars infinities yeah Ryan what's your favorite standalone Star Wars book deceived with Malgus is mine standalone so you mean like not connected to a series I think I said star by star is probably my favorite book that's a new Jedi order series is like one single standalone obviously plague is a standalone novel it's really fucking good I don't know I do like I jet I I really like I jet I that is a that is technically a standalone book but it weaves in some stuff you've heard you've seen in a couple other different series would you think of the whole thing in that book where he plugs the lightsaber in charges it like I think that absolutely is like to me because there's a stuff in that the whole time about them having to charge their lightsabers up so yeah like to me I no problem with that at all yeah because Disney doesn't really going to detail on it to be fair even the movies we saw from George isn't really going to like too much detail like it's very much a mystery and you do have the deleted scene in Phantom Menace right with Obi-Wan's lightsaber which one you don't know that deleted scene in Phantom Menace with Obi-Wan's lightsaber where it doesn't fucking doesn't fucking turn on mmm what I thought I saw all the deleted scene things hold on sub Yuri I can find it Hey mall or strengthen on y'all read that we're not ready I know I thought you guys we're going to talk about Clone Wars with the microseries soon also Ryan is outbound flight a companion piece to air to the Empire yeah you if you just randomly read outbound flight without reading the Thrawn Trilogy you're probably going to miss a lot of references in it it's up zed Ryan have you heard the pinch cliff Grand Prix it's a Norwegian animation from 1975 it has a race sequence that is shot by shot similar to the Episode one pod racing there are some clips on YouTube I've heard about it before but I've never watched it but I've heard those people say that before I've never actually something like a comparison of it have you three he said start a state of wars okay that's different oh stator what's that I think it's just miss Belly I'm kidding Stator wars uh well I mean clearly not because all three well I can't say for Ryan I know that mean theory like particular parts of stars even to this like newer stuff so obviously not we're not too jaded theory admits Ryan knows way more a hundred percent and I'll say that on record every time can we Ryan's like an artist with stars I am you know what I messed something up the other day though because when I get one of that long detailed explanation about how interdictor cruisers and gravity well generators and stuff I I didn't even think that the super chat was talking about the mass shadow generator specifically from cotor 2 which is look different than what I was talking about that was something that could basically recreate a massive gravitational pull that they activated fucking destroyed a shit ton of ships all at the same time and kind of left a wound in the force on Malachor 5 I got so excited to talk about gravity well generators that I've messed up the explanation about shout out generator so I do apologize I saw it in the comments later I was like oh fuck yeah I fucked up Ryan what was the last the latest piece of Star Wars that you fully enjoyed oh my gosh um tales there there was a couple there was a like I said before there's a couple things in tales of the Jedi that I enjoyed uh like the Obi-Wan and Dooku or sorry the Qui got in Dooku stuff um in terms of like an entire piece of Disney Star Wars that I loved I thought Rogue one was mid um I didn't think it was some glorious fucking amazing love just enjoyed I would say that Rogue one is jaded as I was that's to me like the best movie that they've done not even close to anything else um and or is okay I just I don't I don't like that story it's slow it's not that it's slow that bugs me it's I I just maybe it's I don't like Diego Luna no right I don't I don't give a fuck about Cassian and or as a character maybe that's because I always envision him as a fucking gender swapped Kyle Katar and Jan or is from Rogue one but I don't know it's been a long time it's been a long time since I loved something from Star Wars and it'd be before Disney took over 100% yeah well up you well the last thing I probably loved from Star Wars was the fate of the Jedi series that's the last thing I was really fucking engaged in and loved and that just looking for enjoyed you enjoyed was there an episode of Andal where you finished and you're like man that was fun um I think like the last episode is also the prison escape episode I did enjoy the prison escape episode I'll say that um from Andor that was a good one um what about Mando anything in the three seasons oh the first the first season of Mando if you cut out like the middle like three episodes I think it's like an okay story um there's a lot that I have questions about in terms of tracking fobs things like that why are you why are you doing that I'm trying to say that I think there's that there's a little bit of Mandalorian season one that's like an okay story I like the first 30 minutes of Mandalorian I was like man this is a vibe we're gonna get this dark fucking bounty hunter that just takes people out in the bar fucking takes it I was like that's fucking that's fucking cool and then they decided to fast forward through his entire arc and give him a baby and thought that was silly you're not gonna hear me compete on that I was already disappointed with episode two of Mando Mando Jesus Mando uh the the jar was stealing his shit and the egg all of that like watching and be a retard throughout that whole episode was tough and I was like this is only episode two no and then episode three where all the bounty hunters just kill no sorry all the Mando's kill all the bounty hunters that shit was insane like in terms of what it meant going forward and then we find out what was it all their armor got taken they would actually kill they all ran away and left their armor they left like the thing that's their life which I think there's literally creed and religion around like all of them could easily have defeated the the stormtroopers like it would have been fucking because like we see that master squadron all defeated by fucking Mando and friends remember like the one uh forget his name now but the big fat the big heavy Mando he took out like 50 fucking guys all by himself that shit was so funny because he was like go go I'll I'll hold them off and then kills everyone could you imagine like I'm trying to think of other like epic scenes where it's like I'll I'll delay them I'll get you some time and then they awkwardly realized like oh shit I won okay ironically everything in Mando should have been slower like they should have done everything slower like they got rid of his fucking ship oh my god in the middle of season 2 what a stupid move yeah like I think the razor crest was cool obviously inspired by made sense I think inspired by you know jango fetch ship and stuff like that but the razor crest in and of itself it was like okay there's people that are buying like super expensive figures for razor crest and you fucking just eat that shit immediately and then give them just so we can give them the fucking naboo starfighter which makes zero sense for him to have um but at least we got a bunch of silly at least we got a bunch of peli moda scenes your right favorite you remember that line from here that really summarized how shit the character I am for Mando was what she said first you don't like droids now you like them I was like yeah that's it that is that is his character arc how you doing theory I mean I can't disagree so it's there's nothing if I have something to say I'll say it but yeah there's yeah I can't disagree with that if we had this podcast while all the episodes of Mando season one were coming out would have been would have been would have been crazy would have been spicy oh dude I mean just wait till uh supposedly we're supposed to get season four and then we're gonna get in a movie hopefully is that a new rumor that's what someone from the inside that I know is telling me but who knows man I don't know the thing I question about that is it seemed like they were ramping up to start production of Mando season four like right the turn of the year they're gonna have six seasons but John Favreau said six seasons and it seemed like to me it seemed like they're because you even saw stuff from like stunt crew and people talking about ramping up for Mando season four filming and all this stuff but then the announcement of the movie I feel like is completely delayed a lot of that so I don't know what they know what they're gonna do I don't know if they I don't know if they're actually going to do a season four if they're going to warp the plans for season four which are even written into the Mando movie because if that's gonna start filming in summer that's what we've heard right like I don't know that's a quick turnaround it is sure and they can do it they want but maybe you could make an AI of Luke and Mera fighting together yeah a star was there I ordered a saber from your company theory savers can't wait got the Anakin Profi board I mean any three Profi board with neopixel little dude you're gonna love it that's the best one keep doing the thing right on man Moller which ones you get you get the the Zeno the SMV four oh fine I have to check I'm not sure okay okay how many sound fonts did you get with it uh like I don't like an exact number like no like I think so I think so there's a shit done on there yeah oh then you got the nicest one oh yeah well it was supposed expensive I was hoping to yeah then then you got the profit yeah for sure yeah it's a cool saber I love it dude yeah I'm gonna go hit my neighbors all right but uh hey thank you Vax I hope you love it man and uh we just dropped Luke a couple days ago over the weekend so uh that is now also available hey theory how about Boba and Cad Bane tracked down Omega and Boba shoots Bane to protect Omega after finding out she's his sister maybe we will have that famous duel I already had it in book of Boba that was great yeah but he got his dent on his helmet from Cad and we're supposed to see that okay you'll see Boba has a a dent in his uh jockstrap someone took a shot yeah what's the story about that yeah yeah one Cad Bane tell us the story we totally we definitely need a series an eight episode series arc about the dent and Boba Fett's jock like we need to see that it's like George was designing the character and he's like how about someone shot him in the dick it's so crazy because you know it's just hey let's make this fucking armor look like worn and weathered like he's been around on that ship and we're like how did he get that dent how did he get the dent in his dick how did he get the dent in his dick dick dent dick dent salacious chromatactum hey theory how about Boba and Cad Bane we are I read this one I'm stupid uh why does he want Maul back because he looks cool I think Maul's a pretty compelling character I've seen so much of goddamn Darth Maul I'm so fucking sick him I'm not show me more did Mauler in theory see Sydney Sweeney diss on Madame Webb on Saturday Night Live I love her even more now I did not yes there's a clip where she says you know me from euphoria and everyone she is and she says you have not seen me and Madame Webb which is funny as fuck to make fun of you know Madame Webb is just a shit show so I'm glad everyone's sort of just like I have fuck it you got a meme on it you got a roll with a punch great is she in Madame Webb yes they don't take advantage of who in that film at all she doesn't look like herself I don't know who she I guess obviously an actor she's blonde she got massive tits it's pretty much all you need to know once again you proved if you'll excuse me that's not even me I didn't say that this time I didn't that was like crazy about like description people love her because she's blonde she's she's pretty she's got massive tits and she's not I mean she I mean not to but she's been going viral the past few days for boobs like that that's not the past year I mean I I feel like the world's just discovered it Ryan with the amount of like people who are commenting on his Saturday night let me search this up what's the name Sydney Sydney Sweeney nice name I spelled it wrong boobs whoa yep okay nice uh anyone who remembers playing the og battlefront 2 and remembers old machinima videos knows about a little series called a clone apart that was made I never saw that John Blight what's up night the thing that confused me about Ravis is how did he die he cannot die his race can repeat repair unless you destroy every part of his body yeah he's like sell so it doesn't really make sense hello I'm Ray Skyward guy nice Matthew we read that one that's um very happy for you it's awesome for Pete's sake canceled Disney plus well what do you guys think about them moving everything to Hulu desperation maybe Mahler would like clone arcs like the conspiracy they are Katie Lucas arcs more than flony ones she also wrote for the night sisters I think I don't give it all a chance you'll never know he's gonna watch it eventually who is thrown seriously if you haven't read the novels who is drawn as a character we've had three seasons of him in TV shows and I have no clue why he does anything besides empire good or what he wants I mean going strictly from a soaker is pretty awkward isn't it because he's almost like famous in universe for being who he is and then we meet him and he's crap and so it's like what's the deal like so maybe season two will fix it maybe dune 84 was a better adaptation adaptation dune 84 so the uh they fit more they fit more random shit in there um was that like a revised version now do dune 1984 is the david lynch one um which is like notorious for like how wild and weird it is and I mean the book is wild and weird too but they do fit a lot more stuff in there palpatine bloodline lives on as fake skywalker indy has to save hitler all of them to you heroes are dead does he save hitler at one point in the film it is clear that he needs to save hitler yes really do you want to know how like it's yeah yeah sure i'm so the bad guy in that film was to go back in time and like stop hitler from making particularly stupid decisions in world war two so he wants to kill him and like take over and so indy needs to stop him from going back in time to prevent you know Germany from winning the war potentially by doing that and so in a sense you could argue indy needs to prevent he needs to save hitler from being killed which is funny as fuck to think about deconstructed or debased modern disney storytelling is morally bankrupt bob just dumped his shares yeah bob i dumped a lot of shares yeah never watch indiana jones five film is abomination bob dumped a lot of disney shares yeah like 90 percent of this over the last year what yeah and you know obviously it doesn't look good coming off on a big annual shareholders meeting however i will say you know there is reasons there are like tax reasons people could do that especially if he gets paid in disney stocks i don't fucking know but just from the from the outside looking in yet doesn't look good uh for context fenring was the emperor's personal assassin in a failed attempt at the quiz satz had a rack so he's paul essentially he was the one that essentially that decided to step aside and let paul get to the emperor man i'm nothing about dune yeah that's for ryan really theory and ryan who are your top three favorite star wars authors and your favorite books by them outside of zonethron ohai mall k hello mulk mall i think james lucino is really good you know obviously jude carpian but that's bane um oh he said i can't include bane uh yeah jude carpian james lucino uh i really like troi denning um lucino is great michael stackpool is fucking phenomenal he did all the mok squadron books um so i love stackpool erin allston as well uh rest in peace erin allston you passed away years ago but he did some x wing novels as well as well as some other things in some series that i really like um matthew's dover yeah range of range of the sith novelization love that um but then he also did uh did he do dark lord rise of darth vader or did that one i think that was james lucino i think uh he also did shatter point shatter point yet which is a weird one that's a weird book very just like the way it's written is a mace book um yeah so i'm sure you're all over that one and uh predator kind of yeah she went on the jungle and shit and all these like weird beasts and you get all the journal entries from him and shit which is kind of like an interest insight into him who's a different different pace it's a totally different star wars book than every other one you'll pick up um jeez what like i jedi i jedi is in first person yeah oh it's uh is a weird read what was the one with oh my god i'm blanking on his name he was so great to interview uh he's much older he wrote the uh the book for a new hope oh are you talking about uh why am i thinking that you're talking about the person did splinter the mind's eye as well under the mind's eye yeah he has like three names it's it's it's there's an abbreviation in the middle and passed away recently didn't he what um i know he was fighting with cancer i i alan dean foster he passed i want to make sure before i just say he's dead oh no he's still alive he's still alive all right but i had heard he was like had a health problem so sorry sorry sorry he's okay he's okay all right okay yeah he did splinter the mind's eye which splinter of the mind's eye was meant to be a sequel to star wars if george didn't get to do more movies basically um so like if he was able to do like a super low budget thing splinter the mind's eye kind of would have been at this was way different yeah publish in what 78 1978 or something yeah it was yeah that was totally different that was like luke and leo running to get this cyber crystal that was like unbelievably overpowered and then vader gets his hands on it and ends up shooting force lightning and then falling into like this abyss well okay it was it was pretty cool um yeah that was supposed to be between four and five but no yeah so he he wrote another one i can't remember i can't remember what it was called but it was a prequel it was with obi-wan and anakin during episode two or just after um the sands of something uh you remember this i have been looking for this fucking phantom menace deleted scene the one about obi-wan the lightsaber and i can't find it i can't find the actual scene anywhere it's like it's been like fucking needed from history but i do have like there's story things of it there's script descriptions they filmed the fucking thing i know i've seen it um right approaching storm that's it god i can't find it approaching storm yeah yeah that's the one boom right there it's been deleted from the archives thanks uh funch fries has it actually been deleted like i can't i don't understand why i i think i might i have the i have the bonus disc dvd we could probably fire that up i'm gonna have to like pull out my fucking blu ray or whatever like here's a screenshot from it like like here's a screenshot from it like obi-wan's like fucked up lightsaber what like sorry master the water fried my weapon obi-wan pulls out his burnt latest sword handle quaggan and specks his jar jar pulled himself out of the mud quaggy fried to throw up for your power again didn't you obi-wan nod sheepishly won't take long to recharge unless i hope you learn my young bad one yes master deleted scene from star wars episode one phantom menace like this is a real fucking thing and i've seen it before i've seen it with my fucking eyes but um i can't find the video anywhere but it is like very much again it is very if you had had that and you could see the kind of callback then to in uh episode in attack of the clones when yeah obi-wan's lecturing anakin about his lightsaber it's very similar what the hell i never saw this phantom menace uh obi-wan lightsaber someone says it wasn't a tea it wasn't a deleted scene it was in the lego star wars a video game i'm telling you i fucking saw this like i've seen that sequence i don't know where i saw i don't know how i saw it but i i did it wasn't a lego game it was like fucking real yeah dude someone even on reddit is saying this am i imagining this episode the deleted scene now maybe like maybe they're maybe it was unfinished vfx or maybe they decided to finish some of the deleted scenes in effect i don't know but i was saying yeah it was in a comic each character had their own comic and the one clock i've seen it i'm telling you um i don't know why i can't find it anywhere to pull up my fucking old ass dvds here here here here i got it i got it you got the video yeah no way this is from a video game you're gonna get hit from john williams have you seen anyone else like me you might know because it might be a cut scene from the actual game i what i saw wasn't the game what i saw was the actual scene no i know i know but it might be like a cut scene that was in the game it's so it's basically while they're um you know how obi-wan is fucking when they're in when they're in the forest of naboo when they're in the fucking swamps you know how obi-wan is fucking running towards quigon when he takes out the the battle droids yeah yeah yeah yeah the reason he's running to him like it's because his lightsaber is not working well you miss a job that makes it's it's like after this and then he's supposed to go to see what it's working i gotta find this this is bugging me the the swim it's it's like before that like obi-wan is in the fucking scene i know it's before that but like maybe in the game they put the cut scene somewhere oh what the hell man here check this out you can see uh here's uh first two pictures you see are from episode one illustrated screenplay and the comic adaptation the rest of the stills were found here in sent to me this is where like he's in the water of like before it like before he pops out it doesn't fucking work jar jar's introduction some more pictures you won't see in the film i don't fucking know i'm not gonna be that's what my life mission now is to find that shit anyway don't find it at some point because look people are talking about it too i've heard it and seen about a picture in various books about a scene where quigon and obi-wan sneak away down nebu in episode one with the trade fed army obi's lightsaber gets wet or something and quigon lectures him about it does anyone know about this scene this was in 2007 bro yeah 2007 it's fucking out there somewhere it was in the video game jedi power battles or one of them from playstation i can't remember which it was supposedly to be in the deleted scenes but lucas probably didn't think it was necessary yeah so it's in one of the games like i know revenge of the sith game has some extra deleted scenes that are not in the film or in the bonus discs it was in the novel but not the movie we doesn't wet doesn't affect lightsabers remember obu and fighting jango in the rain yeah but it wasn't submerged but then also you have uh what you might call it kit fisto who is fighting underwater in his lightsaber trying to find any scenes shot more pictures of it dude this is yeah it's gonna bug me chat can you guys help out maybe tag us on twitter or something a mystery for another day maybe we'll figure it out back in 1999 i printed out a bit more from a website i had saved from papers and star wars and i just scanned it it's my speculation but the author seems to have gathered some interesting info right there jinn covers the weaponless kanobi from stab fire yes that's why obu one is running right there because his lightsaber is fucked up that's why he's not like just fighting him himself sorry master the swamp fried my lightsaber he pulled it out he pulled out his big his big he pulled out his weapon the business they pulled out his big black cock the business end was blackened wait what the business end was blackened and burned kwagon took a look it's all fucked up kwagon took a look from him and gave it a cursory inspection you forgot to turn off the power again didn't you obi one his friend ask obi one nodded sheepishly it appears so master it won't take long to recharge but we'll take some time to clean it up i trust you have fully learned your lesson my young panel on yes master obi one accepted the proffered lightsaber with a chag chag ring look chag rind you know whatever um yeah so it's there that's cool i didn't just make it i didn't know that yeah i didn't know that that's really dope oh theory and ryan who you're top three first oh we read this one uh i've been playing og battlefront two and yo the assajj ventris glc is a beast ventris wheels are savers like nunchucks that's dope it's up during nap remember 38 months hey ryan listen to the air to the empire audiobook after hearing you talk about it and really liked it wondering what book i need to listen to next uh i put in the chat earlier but dark force rise in the next one and then the last command i need a comic from legends about a jedi called jenny talls who defeated an army of storm troopers by the way andor is like the movie thinker taylor soldier spy i mean tinker taylor soldier spy kind of i don't know if i'm familiar with that comic you're talking isn't jenny talls the uh that girl that was like flirting with han in the cantina i don't remember that comic book there's a lot of comics though jenny was a human female from most espa on the desert planet of tatooine is there any picture her with han anywhere no i don't see him are you on the canon or the legends tab i just typed it into uh cool oh i thought you're on like wikipedia or something jenny talls okay let me go to legends now let's see she was a human female b girl who was frequently seen as chalemons spaceport cantina and wasse isley attempting to hit oh yeah she is with han she's the chick who's flirting with him yeah where's this she's seen flirting with han at the cantina shortly before solo was hired by obi one leading solo to dismiss her so he could do business get away yeah that's cool i don't know anything about her being a fucking jedi and army of stormtroopers i that's news to me no but me says don't think so you think we should just submit and be thankful to you and be thankful do you uh yeah that's a great way of taking exactly what i was talking about and spinning it into your own fucked up narrative sounds good i think you was talking to i think he was talking to me he's a big salacious crumb fan all right well then my apologies i hope so now that ea is gone we'll finally get the game we all want star wars omega i should speak ten times harder by your bad decisions yeah sounds like a you could already imagine the main menu she like pops her head up she's like hey there let's get started press play press x to fire oh no a stormtrooper we're too slow wrecker you gotta hold down l3 to sprint oh look Darth Vader oh look i can ride batia he's my mount collect the holocron if you collect all 50 you unlock a new costume oh look i use the force now shoots lightning i think that's why she's so good at gambling someday there will be memes a dog a kid and a clone walk into a bar enough people would have to watch it to understand the meme i guess this podcast has such diversity of thoughts and opinions and it's so refreshing honestly it started kind of awkward but charming now it's just a blast i think it's the best he's the best podcast i hope we made it awkward but charming the biggest star wars podcast on youtube hell yeah is it real i'm just making that up but probably i'm getting sad until someone stops you legally just speak it into existence it probably is not the best but the biggest it probably is i mean i don't know who else has a weekly star wars i mean i know a couple of people but not not many people who get like two or three thousand people watching yeah and like in this is a dead-ass time man three thousand three thousand five hundred people yes yeah probably is the biggest sick yeah all thanks to you guys watching yeah theory you think in is not consistent judge equally how's it not consistent star wars isn't consistent it's for kids tell me you messed 90 back here tell me you missed 90 percent of the cartoons from mid 80s 2005 without telling me you missed 80 percent of the cartoons from the 90s 2005 kids content absolutely can be mature btas was amazing what's btas batman the animated series yeah sure was amazing my favorite part of the super chat is that you missed 90 percent of the cartoons from mid 80s to 2005 and then he missed 80 percent of the cartoons from the 90s to 2005 that's my favorite part about it he flipped them but yeah i mean x-man animated series which obviously that's gonna be you know okay yeah that doesn't that doesn't mean i missed yeah okay whatever uh if feloni is the inheritor of george legacy shouldn't we hold all his projects to high standards yeah listen i don't give a fuck about a dog going into cantina all right that's that's it that's the word that's that's all it's not a big deal i don't care that's all it is doesn't mean i haven't seen the x-men or batman fuck batcher all right holocrons and count oops you didn't find all the holocrons you don't know how to do this don't worry i can do everything i'll do it for you pick up the stars on the ground to increase your m count here you go oh my god like in reality just real quick to back into the episode i think the reason that she's so good at gambling is because she's four sensitive kill me like unless like your other like reason is then she's just fucking incredible at everything right and i think she's incredible at everything because she's four sensitive which is a fucking problem but i think that i didn't even bring up the fact that she was amazing at gambling i was just like whatever she's probably some gambling prodigy and they're gonna reveal it in episode 10 000 yeah it's like there was a new star words card game too it wasn't sabak i saw star was posted it yeah i didn't know what the fuck that was there's something else something new if disney wants johnny debt back for pirate six he orlando kira and jeffrey should be the main characters jack shouldn't be a side character i agree do you think they'll ever get him back he's done there's a new rumor out there that they want him as like a side character in this new black black female focused one um he did i mean he did say i wouldn't go back to during his trial said i wouldn't go back to disney for 300 million dollars and a thousand alpacas wherever the fuck he said um but at the same time i think time can heal wounds and i think money can also heal wounds yeah so i think if they actually wanted him back and they made him a real offer and it was something that was interesting to him i think he i think he'd consider doing it for sure man especially for the fans too so many people that really love that character ryan what's your favorite book of the x-wing series um uh wedges gambles the second book that one's really fucking good uh i like the back to where that's the fourth book as well i don't know those are probably i i would i would say ryan knows more about legends than anyone that i know well i like i know a lot about certain shit there's other stuff like in terms of comic books i feel like i have barely scratched the surface in terms of like comic book stuff because there was just so many different series out there i think i know comics pretty well but and those are stuff you kill and those are like so hard to get your hands on because they're expensive and shit like that but i appreciate the kind words though yeah no there's a lot to know because there's just so much shit yeah no that goes for like any star wars the freaking youtuber tiktoker or whatever like i think ryan is uh king definitely king when it comes to uh knowing his shit at least a pharaoh pharaoh the star wars are you he's a queen to his king salacious crumb now i'm marrying java get it straight right but hopefully it's the time at which hopefully i can wait until uh he changes into a female and then you can marry java and salacious crumb still be your king ultimately king salacious crumb yeah salacious crumb is his side piece currently once all right get out of my life salacious that's the plate how to get yeah he got me once how many more times he needs me it's that smile i don't work hard for it the damn smile yeah currently in the middle you don't like to hear that when you like maybe can't perform you know what i mean that's the last thing you want when you have performance anxiety because you don't want to fuck a little lizard is that fucking laugh all right they work for you i mean i like this is warrant you being like oh fuck this will get clipped it's like a fucking lizard i don't care at this point it's like the the most mild normal things yeah currently only one who took the question seriously if you i am used it too it's like i get bent out of shape over the lower breaking of that versus like fucking anything else uh it's honestly you care about me fucking salacious crumb you don't care about a dog walking far no i don't give a shit whatever it's all good it's disney old now i hope they let the eu continue one day and maybe adapt these stories into animation i hope a lot of things yeah it's currently middle of jedi order books those are the real sequels i love new jedi order it's uh a little bit of a darker turn it's like real people are dying galax is actually in peril i love it they say dune too better than star wars your take i haven't seen it maybe we'll go see it this weekend wait isn't like better than the new hope stalls there was some people when it first came out there were some critics that were comparing it to empire and to like two towers and shit saying it's one of the best movies ever made i wouldn't go that far i think it's really fucking good listen i i i praised it as well but where's it gonna be in two months time let's have a look i'll be curious not into the box office just in terms of people talking about it gary and maul are very critical of the prequels especially gary who is a hardcore og fan he hates the idea of mini clorins but i like it for what it is i like what it is too i think it's cool i think i said on the because i do real bbc the following day for these and i said on the last one that like i feel like the ot puritan out of us three um you yeah which is funny because you usually find the older a person is the more likely they're an ot puritan and um real bbc obviously like as in gary both that sort of star wars fan where they they tolerate the prequels but they don't like them i don't think i like the prequels but um i don't like uh i don't think they're good i like them a lot though i like i would love to have you know like see a redo of them but from george to get everything tweaked and put in the right place because i think the story they're telling could be incredible if they were like straightened up for lack of a better term um but like you know like the sequels there's just nothing there like i'll burn it down we need to undo everything basically i love the prequels i think they certainly have their flaws but i i fucking love them yeah i agree with that i think everything has their flaws but i love them so much hey theory love your videos keep up the good work looking forward to getting my own saver one day thank you man mauler just finished watching the nerd on a miss is was definitely eye-opening love your force awakens video and ryan po d was a hundred hey and yeah thank you po d thanks i'm trying to figure out what that is uh the penis of despair piece is a dog shit uh i don't po d peanut love discourse phallus i don't know what the fuck that means does gun and phygie does gun equal phygie 2008 success i will have to wait and see man i don't know i don't know theory it's time to watch hot deal so ryan you a wog or shell back i'm a wog sorry honey hole path to destruction they might be darth bane path to destruction that's probably what they mean hopefully hey theory do you keep your starware celebration photo in your room celebration photo oh with hayden no it's downstairs in the other room the jedi master all right nice that's not even clever bro and two bucks come on idea for merch all three of you in a convertible headed down route 66 towards disney to give them a piece of your mind come on make it happen i mean that could be funny need to get some designers for it what's up how you all doing what's up laser light what a conversation to join the podcast to what was that one was that gotten to salacious crumb territory i ain't saying ryan's a gold digger but he ain't messing with no broke nerf herder recent right salacious crumb his roommate rags is going to be devastated no you'll make it the star wars franchise lately is like a loved one that's consumed by addiction repeatedly asking to be trusted despite everyone knowing you shouldn't that's a good way of thinking about it you guys should all check out the series show gun discuss it while star wars is slow a masterpiece of a show i want to get hulu man i don't think they got it on apple whatever for uh canada dune is more laurence of arabia in space than star wars in my eyes says freddy lit yeah could be fair ryan you know about george's involvement with the mall game and how they placed him in the legacy era i was referring about i i don't know exactly the details but that's that's where i heard the things about oh it's a clone type of thing because they were pushing him so far in advance i think it was when they were talking about that potential mall game because the legacy era obviously is a long-ass time after um i think they would have done a hybrid i think they would have brought it up obviously to make it fit with like luke and leah still being alive if they were going to bring talent into it george literally got the idea because dark talent has tattoos like dark mall it was like they belong together they're friends ryan you're right andores trash how do you guys feel about jar jar becoming a sad clown i think it's freaking horrible man wait when did i say i don't think andores oh you mean like i i don't like the character of cassian andore i don't think the andore shows trash um i understand why it might not be accessible to everybody because of the pace i mean i don't care as the ryan yes what do you think they're doing with cassian andore i i don't know what they're doing with him as a fucking character i don't have a fucking idea you know i'm pretty explicit like he goes from wandering through life being essentially a ping-pong ball of just trying to survive and look out for himself and then eventually gets radicalized like by different influences in his life and different events he's going to go from not caring to caring fully about being a rebel and you're supposed to see this is this is how the rebellion's born well like through this we see we've seen a lot through all the the different arcs like how much he's learning and all the different characters he's meeting obviously the manifesto right there's a huge influence what happens to his mum obviously the prison everything with luthan like all of these things push him further and further toward being a rebel um i'm not particularly like he's not my favorite character but i still recognize like there's a strong arc they're going for there and they've got a lot of writing to support it like i i have more investment in luthan and uh sort of the more like i even i'm more invested sort of in the empire side of things as well i i like luthan and i like um the idea of didra or whatever and her being within that imperial power structure and like realizing that there's some fucked up stuff going on do you know what i mean like those are the two aspects to me that i enjoy out of it and and to be honest i like seeing at a surface level i like seeing the idea of how office drones how what life is like for the people that are the lowest level and this this pyramid that is the power structure of the empire and i like seeing the idea of what normal people that are just trying to get through every day are kind of going through there's a lot of good shit like that in andor that i enjoy like that i don't think we've seen a lot in any other era of star wars or sorry in any other star wars project so far you're gonna rewatch season one ahead of season two for sure okay yeah um more everybody that was cheering with the rays of grass blew up fuck yeah we were we were so tired of uh it escapes like unscathed and so many battles and then there are ones where it gets blown apart but repeat but repeat like the next day and uh we were like that thing should have been blown up like 10 times and so when we saw it blown up we were like holy shit consequences that's amazing but of course we didn't know that he would replace his ship with possibly the most ineffective fucking replacement possible one of them anyway not like worthless just compared to the razor crest i would have preferred he actually like pursue finding another razor crest than uh just ending up with the navu starfire but yes we were very happy when that happened because mandos like fucking slathered in plot armor it's annoying as hell so it was his razor crest no literally ordered that thing like a week before i still haven't opened it it's been like three years four years uh oh i ordered that thing before it got blown up and it gets blown up and i'm like what the fuck dude uh i've always suspected that ryan would want to be a hot sugar baby yeah yeah one thing we can all agree rest in peace carl weathers of course also didn't need to know peli dated a jawa and andor was okay but felt like a generic sci-fi flick yeah i mean i don't disagree i do i do but it's all right did we ever remind me did we ever find out what the fuck is going on with and or sister no i feel like that i mean that didn't stay a plot point for very long right it jumps started other things okay like is she dead i'm not sure is that exactly what they want to do with that i'd have to rewatch it if to look at the beginning but it might be something that comes up in season two not sure is she a dancer or something which was i don't know and or thought somebody was a sister that was like in a fucking whorehouse or whatever at one point right yeah literally it's like the first first scene literally yeah well yeah and then it what happens obviously because him killing those two guys basically sets the rest of the season right i think that's what maybe i do need to rewatch because i i don't i felt like that was like such a big motivating factor was like him finding his sister and like what happened to her and that really gets kind of thrown out the door by the last six episodes i mean all of the first episode after he kills them is set in motion everything he needs to stay hidden and to have alibis and everything the sister gets dropped pretty quick yeah you guys want to see boba fed season two more or can we season two fucking hell i'm gonna say boba too because they could fix it uh no we we don't need to see any of them i'll say boba too because at least tomorrow morris and like understands the first one was a piece of shit and those his character was done so fucking dirty yeah um so that's the only reason i'll say boba season two i'll do kenobi season two and i want felonium charge let's see what he can do you mean serious well i you can call me an accelerationist i think if he was to destroy more of kenobi i think you would finally be like okay we must get this man away from star wars the mid-ride would be like yes oh ash and i thanks man i wish the best it's the best for you and your guys reserves the the sequence where the troopers are chasing mando out of the base and they hit each other and crash we fucking lost our shit watching that we thought it was so funny it was the stupid fuckers crash into each other and blow up all of it's like and we had people at time being like yeah stormtroopers is stupid i was like the amount of fucking damage has been done man stormtroopers yeah it just fucking stupid they just kill themselves all the time it doesn't matter they're like cartoon fucking rats they just run around exploding this thing oh sad taker 610 says mauler do you remember that scene when those troopers are chasing mando and a crew out of the base and the troopers hit each other and crash yeah that's why i was just we've come a long way from obi-wan declaring that only imperial stormtroopers could be that precise haven't he was outright trolling at that point star wars theory enjoyed your vader fan film i've been wanting to make my own fan films with realistic animation do you have any tips on what software to use looked at unreal engine 5 as a possibility uh just get very talented people to do it because they know what they're doing um yeah we use unreal engine 5 there you go switch hands so you don't get kicked in theory if you ever sell clone helmets recommend bounty helmets he's from the uk is really good i'm actually working with someone right now but i don't think i'll be selling any helmets that is uh infringing a lot on copyright and uh yeah i just that's that's too much sabers are that's totally fine uh as long as you don't use copyrighted names and such but um helmets are like a face right so it's i don't want to go into that territory it'd be cool it'd be awesome but um yeah maybe someone's that aren't uh you know copyrighted then yeah sure i'll make some original designs that'd be sweet for sure difference between stolen and inspired dave stole the treasure planet map in isoka george was inspired by sandworms their different map is the same i heard that a lot the treasure planet map i don't really remember it but i didn't hear i remember hearing like a cool easter egg because it would be really fucking weird to just steal like the map you know troi denning did last night for halo and a series of books about blue team they're awesome i'm so glad paramount didn't adapt any of the books what's that halo show is something else people hate it eh why it's it's why uh how do i put this it's just like every other thing what's being made of a adaptation of a thing you love it's it's it just pisses all over halo who would win in a fight between dooku and saruman um ooh stuff it could be down to just who gets the jump on who i guess or if they just spawned in a room i don't know i mean i'm gonna say dooku but i'm biased i assume it would be saruman because that motherfucker is pretty powerful but i guess dooku is as well so this is what they're talking about from uh treasure planet really quickly i can definitely see the uh i can definitely see the similarities here sharing my screen oh shit yeah it doesn't have any audio or anything oh that is a that is quite close and then look at this oh my god yeah oh jeez i don't really it's a it's a freaking gift so i can't like fast forward or like pause or anything i don't fucking know how this works but i mean i didn't know you know this part gets a lot different um but yeah that thing in general does look a fucking lot like it anyway you know what i've never seen treasure planet it's good shit i saw a fucking i mean probably when it came out but i don't really remember too much about it yeah i heard it was great oh you guys think anakin would have turned to the dark side of kwaigon survived the fight with maul no also do you think dooku would tell him about palp's uh yeah i think so eventually slightly well i think if kwaigon doesn't die i don't know if dooku gets seduced so i think like there's like there's layers on kwaigon dying and what that means because that was kind of dooku's last straw uh in terms of he was really fed up with the jedi and shit and that's what allowed him to be taken advantage of by palpatine um and i think it would have been a lot different having kwaigon train him would have been completely different who would have been there for anakin and anakin needed that extra special bit of care and love and needed custom training yeah exactly well i feel like obi one gave that to him a lot i feel like obi one was almost sucked i i feel like obi one was his fucking brother yeah but he's like this he's like this hybrid brother father figure yeah but he sucked as a uh i feel like the mentor for anakin anakin was such a special case i think the brother aspect came in way later as well i think obi one started being much more strict and it came across as he was trying to teach him in a very by the book way which is not what anakin needed at all yeah but i i also i think that obi one was and i feel like everyone gave anakin a little leeway um and even when there were warning signs of things they didn't like hammer down too hard on him because this guy's more talented than anybody ever seen he's prophesied to be the chosen one blah blah blah yeah um and i don't really know because kwaigon is such a different mentor and he's gonna follow you know he's gonna follow his feelings and the way the force and shit like that rather than you know the strict whatever the jedi are telling us to do but would he have been hard enough on anakin probably oh he would have absolutely yeah and when anakin had feelings about you know padme he would probably would have helped him with a lot of that uh because he he bent back in my day back in my day he used to let us fuck anybody you know him and tall man not not the case anymore sorry anakin you're gonna have to fucking take care of that on your own that wasn't a phantom menace deleted scene that was from lego star was the video game telling you man they shot it they shot it ryan's lying eyes six out of a phantom menace let's go let's do it i'll do it ryan having some serious mendela effect it's possible i can't happen i'm speaking into existence yeah what's with the dude you guys remember the shack movie uh shizam something shizam yeah why is everyone saying that didn't exist what yeah people are saying though didn't exist the medela effect but that's that's that's like one google like this five seconds away you know there's kuzam not shizam kuzam right yeah i remember that it was a fucking terrible movie hey man i liked it as a kid six years old why do you think we like some things as a kid and then we grow up and we don't like them anymore we become mature taste changes that's like the most reasonable way of putting it i suppose but values will change right um your understanding of what is even happening in the thing will change yeah so yeah there's you know it's all kinds of reasons i always find it fun to revisit something that you have very specific feelings on but you haven't looked at it from forever and then you go back and you're like what the fuck this isn't anything like i thought it was like a phantom menace deleted invite fringy on and then ask him his opinions on a tsv and make sure your answers don't let him squirm away what's a tsv across the spider verse wicked man is on a vendetta to get fringy to say something controversial about it i think do either of you see that movie uh no i went to the theater and i fell asleep so i woke up i had no idea what had happened it's uh it's not from what i gather the two new like wait i might be talking about my asset but you know a spider man two game and across the spider verse i feel like both of those have not aged as well as you'd expect them to as in like fan bases when they came out well like oh my god and then you look at them now and most people have gone back to spider man won the game they're not talking about the story and then across the spider verse people have been talking about the canon events which is no point in fucking bringing up if you don't know what it is so when did i when did i fucking uh when's the last time i brought up race take a shot i'm gonna talk about johnny depp potentially playing side role in the black female focused pirates movie he's he's like one of my biggest supporters he's a huge troll i love him i'll get you drunk if you want hell yeah not that i'm not paying attention to anything that just happened but one last thing because some people in chat know i'm talking about that viral thing of venom no not venom sand man throwing spider man or whoever what was it miles morales he was throwing i can't remember but he's throwing fucking somebody threw like a huge thing and like they come back it was a huge spectacle thing and i remember someone asked me is like oh you know doesn't that what do you think of the game it was like fucking cutscene i don't know it was like that could be at eddie that could have been a game from fucking 10 years ago like it makes a difference and that almost captures the fact that that's what was going viral about that game so much makes me think like that's probably why it's been forgotten already right like there opening fucking cutscene cinematic cut away it's like sand man throws miles morales of million miles yeah and if that's what's going viral about it when in the first game i don't know if you guys have seen it but like when people share scenes from the first game it's stuff to do with aunt may stuff to do with peter and doc arc having a big confrontation i didn't see any of that spider man too and i listen to a lot of people basically say that the story and that kind of sucks and i was like oh shit okay i didn't play it i didn't play it and i love the first spider man game and i i like almost i didn't play a ryan on stream i don't see you play as miles morales and sputamen i played a little bit of the spider man miles morales game do you love it i it was like why is it so much erase i'm trying not to um it was like why is this a fucking separate game you know what i mean and i just i didn't i don't not give a fuck about miles morales yeah i i really don't really care about spider man sputamen i don't know what this is ssi ru you purge the the si ru yeah they're up they're basically fucking dinosaurs uh in star wars and yeah i would they're fucking villainous oh those old republic things um i don't not no not like that uh uh truce abackura takes place like uh yeah look at some of the images of these motherfuckers truce abackura takes place like days after uh the battle of andor and uh they do a temporary truce because they find these fucking guys right here those fucking things yeah you should yeah fucking wipe them out look at them these people are gonna be peaceful with you fuck these guys dinosaurs holding fucking guns rifles no fuck that hey uh maul i have a question for you regarding andor why did the blasters look like ak-47 well some of them did right i assume it's just reference to like in the old attack that got used because they were rag tag and scrappy but i probably would have opted to try and make it look like it's older weaponry but simultaneously not someone as recognizable as the ak-47 that's not something that they would have misunderstood or fucked up they did that on purpose they wanted us to believe it's like old attack i mean i would say even a lot of stuff in the ot was you know based off of like based off of actual real life weapons and modified slightly here or there you know what i mean oh oh we got trolled it's real not the last name oh when is that from well that well the the last name you used did work so it is an actual character whatever jokes on you jakes on you what do they do with grogu going forward think they'll go in for an indie short round dynamic or the op incoherent baby either way likely won't work so well go ahead yeah like that's the thing what are you gonna do with him are you because you have to have a drastic age up right because you've established this character clearly ages very slowly including development able to speak so how much into the future would you have to go to get him to actually speak competently like a normal person um are you gonna do like an up and find some device to go around his fucking neck to translate grogu speak into human voice you already got the yes no button i guess it's not that much of a jump but i don't know what the fuck they do with him they make him age they turn him into like a teenager or something where he can like walk and talk and wouldn't have to be like 50 years at least yes 50 years or maybe he goes to din johan's not gonna be alive then well fuck din johan he's dead anyways what there's no point that we have those two is where i mean anyway you fucking slice this shit wasn't someone suggested a super chat tossed it into a fucking carbonite chamber and then we could get him aged up 50 absolutely absolutely we could what a mess man the fact that like one of our opening things is how do we fix the stupid age gap between these two characters because they never should have started this way maybe he'll get so much testing done from the empire that they'll uh inject him with the age accelerating cells or whatever that they put into the clones and grogu will be like aged you know 100 years you know i would pay a lot to have ryan appear in one of these films and kill grogu himself that would be really funny like we should crowdfund well ambitious i would love to like there are almost no amount of money would be too much you wouldn't be able to kill him with a disney lightsaber anyway you'd have to find something else just buy a theory saving jenny tolls read uh genitals funny weird that jenny tolls is uh an actual character in star um favorite star wars pieces someone asked favorite star wars creature what's your favorite star wars species i like the zabrax they're cool i mean like alien species yeah use on vong or fucking killer dude have to beat these on vong yeah um ricottons or dope yeah i assume we're like we're just kind gungans because everyone will go for that we're gonna go for some else no you can go for whatever you want it's what you like ewoks probably for you for me for mauler mauler's an ewok guy well surely i'd go for like ethoreans because they're long i was i was actually just gonna say ithorians are you tall he's an eight-foot tall tentacle monster how tall are you like six six four six five what the fuck it's fun being told you can reach this fucking cool man yeah that's awesome brought zeltrons bunch of whores who are those guys bunch of who's whores are they yeah oh shit oh my god you just look up some zeltrons whoa see whores are they actually though i mean a lot of them fuck yeah i mean jesus what why i don't even know if i could show that uh yeah okay they're like they mean like neon bikinis in the jungle in star wars yeah why not yeah let's do it they have like uh they actually like produce pheromones um to like you know attract suckers what do they do kill them well they fuck them and rob them or do whatever who knows oh okay depends on the person i suppose i see depends on the zeltron i'm not gonna you know say an entire race of people are just saying in general they're whores rain is descending into a southern accent this would be me but i have a southern accent we're kind of with your um with your omega you were kind of yeah sometimes slips away how are doing rain what's going on it was a joke but now i'm officially invested in the amiga game now guys we can kill the emperor but instead let's go free hatch your sister i know you can't open the door unless you collect all the holocrons your m count is too low to access this section you need to up your m count we need to do three kind things for strangers before we can go through this glass door fuck dude no crosshair don't kill them no we need to have the imperials they're people too press x to stop crosshair from murdering an innocent citizen even ingents do we play akbar's theme what is that oh shunt man there's no age gap with bobo and omega the same age are they i'm not sure exactly um when omega was born or if she has accept like she doesn't have accelerated aging right have we confirmed that at all no i don't think she does they're probably pretty damn close i assume bobo would be a little bit older because bobo is from the first batch of clones unaltered i don't know when omega's from sub ryan's long mauler theory uh race gawker based her help design a mace windows that's why her personal saber is shaped like a big all right big black deal dough all right deal dough have you seen the animation baby freaking yoda by crazy boris production it's why are you what are you doing someone someone asked someone asked me uh have you seen animation baby freaking yoda by crazy boris production his reaction to mando three no i have not seen that animation interesting very interesting john jackson miller is another good author of the ogeu his book kinobi is what the live action should have been based on yeah see that one was much better was that john jackson miller kinobi wrote i do think john jackson miller was kinobi yeah that was no i like that book that book is perfect it's exactly what it should be it's obi won dealing with his fucking basically ptsd from what he had to do the fucking anakin and questioning it what he what he did wrong what he could have done better all these things his failures but at the same time trying to accomplish this mission that yoda set him off on which is be able to communicate with quigan yeah and in the middle of it he is still a jedi and he's still like drawn towards helping people and he ends up helping this small little village escape you know the shit that's been going on with these tusken raids first live stream i've been able to catch keep up the good work and f the sequel trilogy may the force be with you thanks john thank you hope bless you watch the melodica cover Jurassic park of the theme it was uploaded 12 years ago by pl pillow it's 33 seconds long have any of you seen star wars prequel unnecessary censorship to youtube video and it's hilarious i have not probably why they just like bleep out things what sounds like they're swearing yeah there's a lot of potential for that i see i created a uh what was it called a um a sitcom star wars sitcom so like every time someone goes into a scene to like live audience yeah uh who else is hyped for hell divers tonight boys i am i already got the stream up ready to go y'all gonna teleport after the stream i'm curious ryan who would you fancast as githany from the first dark bane book my pick is sydney swinney wow man sydney swinney is probably a pretty good bat i can't say i've thought about that too much um yeah githany is a seductress a temptress to uh try to get bane on her side um sydney swinney sounds good but i haven't really thought about it too much is a good one samra i think she's blonde so i might be wrong what's up samra acolyte takes place 50 to 100 years before the phantom menace and it's already a retcon because in phantom they say a sith wasn't seen in a millennium may says they would suspect a sith but there's a bunch of sith in the show yeah one i don't understand how there's a bunch of sith um two the caveat would have to be that the jedi are not able to find out about them in this series yeah so there's probably going to be a couple times where they think somebody finds them and end up killing them before they get to report like that you know yeah i'm sure that i'm sure we'll see that yeah but even then like wouldn't like plagueis would know about them wouldn't he palpatine would probably know about them don't you think palpatine would know about the acolytes or whatever or whatever this fucking thing is yeah that's the sith that are around this time i have no idea what that means i have no idea with these dark side force users i have no idea what sith are like in this iteration there could be a fucking million of them we don't know like i have no idea what they're going to do with them and or really flesh out the star wars world i bet a lot of people of ferricks are on the trend trend ports escaping hoth the true hero og a new hope the mechanic who loaded luke's proton torpedo correctly well i mean yeah that guy helped you know what if story what if he'd loaded it backwards work you threw a potato in there yeah as a massive prequel fan paul's fall in dune is everything i wanted anakin's to be which makes sense considering but fuck now you ruined for me god damn it's you ruined what but his fall revenge of the sith said paul's fall in dune too theories like falls how could you spoil revenge of the sith man well i mean to be fair dune was written in like 1965 all right well i didn't read the book you're getting spoiled by a 60 year old but right like they talk he talks about his visions in dune part one and what he sees so a theory hope everything's well love and appreciate all the hard work and passion that you put into all you do just wanted to say thank you for being my first handbook into star wars i'll be forever grateful oh well thanks for watching the i'm hoping that ryan one day will start to make lore content too because he would literally take over the uncrowned king yeah i gotta fit in my schedule let's make another channel thank you film girl i don't know star wars theory ryan theory star 32.0 yeah what are the star wars theories plural okay star wars theories that'd be good actually star grift with theory and mauler and ryan and gary and drinker and rags and fringy and az and stitch and sam stitch and sam george lucas and rich evans fringy stitch and sam george lucas i like how and george lucas and rich evans is the like the rich evans is like the exclamation point uh give or watch uh uh red letter media no but i know them yeah rich i got the njo series i'm reading it once i finish survivor's quest and the second book in the hand of thron they're so they're fun so far nice glad you're enjoying them steven big fan of you all between marvel and star wars which universe is more fucked oh we have this question a lot it's tough i think star wars um i'm not sure about that if they talk about the mcu it's it's the main reason people say is because star wars is legacy the mcu hasn't been going for as long right but like just raw fuckage every character in the mcu and there was a lot of them that's just been annihilated i feel like star wars is close to that but like you know you know what was done to luke if they've done that to every single star wars like significant character which they've done too a lot to be fair i think the issue with star wars more so than marvel is that um marvel whether you want to talk about multiverse or just a straight reboot comic books over the course of the last hundred years whenever like they're constantly rebooting and doing new stories whether it's different author different artists like the characters change over time people are used to seeing a bunch of different iterations of these characters there is no multiverse in star wars there's one story of star wars right um so i feel like the fix is a little more difficult whereas you could literally for the mcu they could have some fucking culminating event and um all of a sudden you could come out of that with an entirely new cast of these heroes of course you'd have to do it the right way you still need good writers for those things to make it good but i i feel like that's easier to fix than star wars is because in order to fix star wars you'd literally need to erase a decade worth of storytelling no they're on their way in the mcu and pretend it never happened but in the mcu you can do that and pretend that and with it happening and it could still make sense in universe if that thing is i think that star wars is always ready to be hyper successful but the mcu has like floated up and then sank superheroes as a successful sort of i don't know it's an interesting question it really depends on exactly what what way they're referring to well like ryan and i agreed on earlier i think star wars is three good movies away from getting the majority of the magic back i really agree with what ryan said and it's not hard to do i feel like they think it's just some huge obstacle it's really not that difficult you just create some good content a few good movies and you're good that's it yeah the thing is even even with that like with it being like get back to being successful again you still doesn't erase all the damage that's been done to the legacy characters no it'll never erase it but they could right they could fix things i mean they could shift the attention yeah when i when i say like back to like people being back in star wars i mean i just mean that it's like a financially successful thing you know what i mean i think there's a certain percentage of families they're never going to get back with the current regime ever i think it's set sail i just don't think people care about the mcu characters as much as we care about star wars no i don't think so in general not on an individual basis level because no obviously baller baller really cares about ant man so oh man he's i think about him every night i can't believe what they did terrible baller house the dragon or andal what's the question like which am i more interested in or which do you like more house the dragon i'm all about that hot d yeah though andal doesn't have the equivalent of an episode nine of house the dragon which was fucking shit so i'm just saying but andal also didn't reach one big shit moment i would say one big shit moment no the episode for the most part was shit you don't like that entire episode yeah yeah dude the the small council meeting was awful like i don't know i was already annoyed at like several of things that got said and done um i don't care how accurate it is to like the source but um the killing of the uh lord beesbury yeah well they what he did to it that that was so awkward and stupid like and it really annoys me it's kind of like ruined any chances of the character having an interesting arc instead of just you becoming a goober who makes stupid decisions sorry the name escapes me i need to rewatch uh house the dragon especially before season two but uh yes the the big fucking golden crown stupid moment was what uh reines did we don't care about all those people i have nothing to add i haven't seen house dragon highly recommend looking into the website star wars obscurities and star wars they recommend previous they document previous drafts and unused footage from one to six really that's kind of cool take a picture of that lucavi also says also did you know that Harrison Ford's copy of a new hope was auctioned off back in january bbc news reported it yeah i think it was like 10 000 pounds that's heavy bday tomorrow saber livestream live reviews so end of march man end of march will be the full site launch but i mean right now you can go grab any of the five that we have up there um the site only allows for that it allowed for three up until about like a week ago and then now it's we can do fights all in my program is hands so um it's uh we're making something extremely uh complex it's taking time a theory do you have uh all of your star wars celebration photos and picture frame um no one of them isn't right yeah check out your f mary kill crumb subolba and babu frick oh man um i feel like mary and babu he's a creative engineer you know we're going places with him yeah yeah i would still probably fuck it's still probably fuck salacious crumb yeah um because you did that was this he didn't even do process validation he just went straight for crumb you know he just died and i kill subolba i don't want to i don't want to fuck subolba and i don't want to i don't want to marry him i feel like he'd be kind of abusive so um subolba is just out of the running crumb just uh the sexy side piece and every situation there same man this isn't about like i want to fuck salacious crumb this is like if i don't know the question mm-hmm what have you say bud i don't know can you guys make a good uh look salacious i mean on x or something like that for ryan maybe him hugging crumb at a fan meet up personally sandman throw spider-man or was it miles morales caught being racist and 4k mauler getting clipped oh i should i should have said pitaya pa k versus melee moralo so you they sold spoken in code but no i legit was i can't remember what fucking happened in that cutscene i remember everyone sharing it my favorite miles morales nickname is peter darker also they he's marketed as miles morales everywhere so what am i supposed to do how does grogu have force healing but can also use force choke on karadun because he's using the force and he's not bound by the ideologies of the jedi he's gonna be a great jedi end game review left us hanging no i didn't fringy made that review i if you watch fringy's video it's basically what i would have to say but mine would have been like 10 times longer just because i'm me but he's he covered it uh an end game was like weird because i went from thinking it was like bad to or bad to okay to just fucking one of the worst things in the mcu so it was it's hard to like it whatever i made that video it would change depending on like every month the pass by and then eventually he made it so it was fine with it oh man shark rogers i think jenny talls is bad just remember whore from the star wars fighter game masters of terrace cassie did you know kary fisher helped writing a little bit of the animated film anastasia it's a film about a grand duchess of russia i didn't know that anastasia is awesome kary fisher like did a lot of kind of like ghost writing shit from my understanding show me i already mentioned ocean man it's a it's like an efat meme again these things they say this like it's like a five second thing to show you the full meme would take a while all right it's it's low it's crazy low i'm convinced admiral akbar was uh clapping winter's cheeks for people that have read those books you know it's a slap what's palp's the most powerful force user of all time uh i it's tough because i think initiate and nihilus and it's like yeah it's tough when you compare like power levels across like thousands and thousands of years but palpatine is like considered by many to be like the most powerful sith lord we've seen and omega omega unknown we'll see what happens with omega she definitely has potential it's like her m count goes above palp teams obviously a vatican doesn't get fucking sliced and diced i think he's got something to say about that but did you guys see do an awakening video game no i did not no i did not see it at all uh worm says that's cute cat orange eyes theory just received my mall saber it's f and beautiful off to torture the kids now thanks i'm so happy you got one dude so i'm here enjoying it i love it i think it's a fantastic piece i want to see an animation speaking of torturing kids look at that thing oh yeah it's a nice piece i want to see in which one do you want because i'm going to send you one once the full site's ready i need to look i need to look and decide and pick mine out it's gonna be fucking awesome well when the full site's ready you can just look through the list of hundreds and choose what you want i think it's awesome yeah um we need an animation when you guys were talking earlier and you gave the idea of like mallard just boxing some little kid i want to fucking animation i just mallard beating the shit out of some little kid the boxing ring yeah you guys think they will well didn't that just happen with that that mma fighter and uh sneak oh sean strickland yeah yeah do you see that i did see that he beat the shit out of him yeah i mean bar and then you just see like fully unloaded well i i i think sneak annuity is getting into yeah and he fucking didn't go down which is fucking pretty uh pretty honorable you got the shit kicked out of you i think sean strickland found it honorable you didn't go down either you guys think they will cancel jedi three like the rest of the games no i don't think so man i don't think this makes too much money i think they shifted a lot of the people that were working on the mando game on to their shift amount of the jedi game right say that again i think that they're um aren't they shifting the people that were working on the mandalorian game for respawn aren't they shifting them to the jedi game yeah they're shifting them to the jedi game and apex legends yeah and uh probably like ea games unboxing dark apprentice right now so sick glad you like it dude hope you find something when the full site's ready and happy birthday bro favorite clone wars episode guys love the work what's up bombad general no real what's your favorite what would be your favorite in terms of like in terms of ones that i the ones that i think about the most often it's probably the mortis the mortis are me too um i don't even know if i like it or not but it's the ones that make me like think the most and they're fucking wacky and weird um but i'm not a big dcw guy um i don't like most of what i see um so bombad general it is what's the one where uh r2 and c3po i have to go get a cake for a padlock i don't know no idea that'd be a that'd be my second favorite yeah ryan wants to salacious be be just be whole how do you feel about the argument that the eu was too convoluted with conflicting books because it was so vast disney needed the reset normies what i'll say about that is that in the last decade worth of storytelling from disney when they told us the focus was going to be on continuity everything we've seen more fucking errors in continuity in the last decade despite a reset than we did in the fucking 40 years prior uh maybe not 40 but 30 years prior not to say there wasn't any conflicts there certainly were and some of those had to be smoothed over because oh a book that was set between episodes five and six that said one thing about chubaca's claws but in reality a book that had been written 15 years prior that was actually set eight years in the future leah saw those claws while he was climbing a tree like things like that right um but i i think the idea about like continuity and that's the reason we want to clean slight look at what they've fucking done with that it's embarrassing yeah goku naru made a very good video criticizing sneak oh okay check it out it was wicked cool that you sent westley a lightsaber theory big shout out to you i haven't sent it yet so i don't want to come across as if i sent it yet i'm waiting for the full site to be done and then i'm gonna be sending him something that uh i think he'll really like first live in a while theory i think josh lied about why he left nerd theory he used it to promote his comic once he reached his goal he did you dirty you don't say your bff's with someone then f them over he lies all the time hey well we're you know i i got nothing to say about that man we had a good run and uh we now got an amazing show here with uh with the boys and i really love what going on so yeah this would be a good time for me to promote my comic um be to share my screen i'm just kidding i don't have a comic oh i thought you were gonna share stream fucking aliza oh no i don't uh but if i did i would i would share my screen here's where i promote my comic if i had one i had one this is the this would be the opportune time yeah i'd love for you to uh share whatever you want to sell i don't have anything this is the only thing that brings me join life well i'm glad it does i think you said that last week and i said i'm sorry that your life sucks that badly it's the boogie meme you guys must accept the boogie meme yeah yeah nerd theory was great while it was lasting while it was on and uh you know things change and he had to focus on his family and his comic and uh so you know we found a great show here and that's that's awesome so i'm happy for the boys that are here now yes right theory and ryan did you guys ever read the book titled the glove of darth vader it was an interesting concept much love may the force be with you we talked about that the other day a little bit uh that weird fucking like jedi prince series or whatever um it's i read it a long fucking time ago i've never revisited it it is kind of wild like the idea down this hunt for the the glove of darth vader that can actually produce lightning but it was really like just a trick and it involves the someone who says that the son of palpatine and also an illegitimate son of palpatine and somebody has a fucking third eye at the back of their head and shit kind of kind of wild written in like 1992 or some shit um i didn't know that i never knew about that book here he makes me so sad that when he just made that comic joke you thought he was serious that's how many times you have been screwed over what do you mean to make you feel bad what do you mean i'll get it he's he says he feels bad that when i made the joke about promoting my comic book he thought i was serious yeah so i think that's what he's saying yeah i did but i don't get it he thinks you've been done dirty by people theory he's got your back i have i don't think uh you guys see boogie got his house vandalized by his shaman yes i would we talked about this like two hours ago oh with the oh that was the name his flaming star provided in mushrooms that betrayed him oh Jesus dude i thought you said he provided you provided him like dungeons and dragons cards it was magic the gathering that's the whole the the short vision is just his mushroom shaman has been vandalizing his house which in and of itself is pretty hilarious interesting i actually caught y'all rolling a bit late you are i just wanted to say love in the trio much love to moller and ryan yeah check can we give the boys some love here i mean this show honestly wouldn't be what it is without them and i'm just really happy it uh it came together the way it is so i think it's a pretty dope show i think it's super unique and i haven't seen a show like this out there so the grift is taking over yeah man don't forget if you want to give some hate you're welcome as well oh yeah we're good that's right we didn't have enough uh we didn't have enough hate super chats that shit just yeah doesn't keep those keep me alive if you can riddle the chat with hearts we would love that i'm sure the boys would too and maybe uh some salacious beat crumb for ryan yeah that'd be great like a salacious beat crumb think what i can get ryan's a bit of a hole a bit of an a hole nice well we're gonna end it here on that that's the super chats for this week we hit the three hour mark exactly as i said that leave a big like on the video stay here because i'm gonna now go play um hell divers too with you all so you won't even have to change the screen or anything you're gonna be teleported as soon as i end the stream my god have a fantastic day everyone we love you we appreciate you and uh we will see you next week when uh that episode five guys episode five tomorrow and then episode six next week uh oh no i guess five more and then also next week is um battlefront two comes out yeah nice what do you guys think of stars movies by jedi al-qasya academy not made by disney since they'd screwed up in principle i'd love it i think it'd be awesome but like you said not by disney not by disney love you guys we'll see you later peace