 Bugs. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. But what do you like roaches? Mosquitoes? No. Bees? No. Roaches? No. Water bugs or those silver, those thousand like things? The worst. Top of the list. There was one time. There's no, you don't mind them or no, you don't like them? No, eradicate. Exterminate. Yes, exterminate. Final solution. Yeah. There was one time I was sleeping in my basement apartment and... Did you like living in a basement? I didn't mind it. Okay. Part of me feels like it would be like a little cocoon. It was. Yeah. Yeah. So I'm laying down and I see one of those like thousand leg things like run across the floor. So I freak out because it's bedtime and those things move man. They move. Is that the one that can also fly somehow? I didn't know that and if that's true then we have another problem on our hands. But I do think they might be able to jump and I did hear that they might bite. What are they called? Silverfish, thousand leggers. I don't know. Thousand leggers feels a little racist. That's what everyone called them when I grew up. Again, I stand by my peers. Water bugs. No, water bug is like a giant fucking roach. I got a story about that too. But so this guy, this bug, I saw him. I was like, all right, I got to kill him. You have to move with intent and you have to move carefully because if he gets away, as soon as you take a swing, if you don't hit this bug, odds are you're not going to get him. And I did, I swung and I missed and he ran and I lost sight of him and I started to look under my dresser under the couch. I couldn't see him. Now I am not, I am not going back. Yeah. My hat with the fan and flaps and I'm not going back to bed now because I'm not going to go to bed knowing he's out there walking around. I'm not going to do that. He could easily walk up the couch and walk on me. Yeah. So what did I do? I know you didn't go to sleep. You're not going to. This one is, I did not go to sleep. I moved every single piece of furniture I had into the center of the room and I waited, I sat there and waited with the vacuum and then he eventually came out of. What are you wearing? I was probably in pajamas. You wear pajamas. I do wear pajamas. I wear pajama pants, men. When I was growing up, I wore the full outfit, magic. Yeah. And I mean growing, I mean like a while, like into my, you know, now I do have tops still, but now I don't want to sweat. You can buy just the bottoms. You can. Really? Yeah. Yeah, sure. Okay. Look, I haven't been, I've been out of the game a while. Even out of the PJ. So I got him and I went back to the vacuum. He showed himself. It wasn't quick. It was probably like 45 minutes later and I saw him and I got him. Did you whistle before he came out? He had an arrogance to him. Like he was definitely like trying to show me who his boss just came right out. Yeah. Like all my little stuff he said. Yeah. Thank you for finally getting and for tuning in. I had to go back. Yeah. You were like, why? I dreamt up a scenario one time that came true the next morning. I was doing a show. I was in, who is the Alamo? San Antonio. I was in San Antonio and my hotel was on the river. And my heart. Go ahead. Yeah. And right. My hotel was on the river. I checked into this hotel. It was like a, had like a New Mexico feel, but it was very musty. And as soon as I checked in, I was like, it's smell like mildew, like the dampness in those carpets and stuff, even the lobby. And I was like, this is going to be an issue. I've checked out of hotels for that reason. I didn't check out. I went to bed that night and I was so nervous that there was going to be a water bug in the room that I, I have, I sleep with a CPAP machine. So I have air. You wouldn't have it any other way. I wouldn't. Right. And I wrapped myself like a burrito tight under my legs, under my, I tucked my entire body in like a, like it was a sarcophagus. Is that the right word? Yeah. And, uh, because I had the air, I had the air coming in. I sweat my balls off, but I did it to protect myself from water bugs. I dreamt that night because it was on my mind. I had a dream that all these bugs came down from the ceiling, these roaches, like hundreds, and they all started to push into each other. Horiographed? Now that you mentioned it, possibly. Yeah. They all bunched up together and became one big like super roach. And the roach was coming after me. I woke up the next day, got out of the thing. Nothing on it. So I woke up the next day. Going on my life. I never remember my dreams either. And I, but I remember that one. Got up. I was like, all right. I made it, you know, whatever. I go into the bathroom to get ready and shower and stuff. And my toiletry bag is on the, where the sink is, like right on there. And I go to pick up my toiletry bag. There was like a glass there that they, they clean the glasses and bite behind the glass was a fucking water bug that big. I yelped like, like if you stepped on like a Chihuahua, like I, I, the pitch was so high. And I just got my stuff, packed my bag, and I just, we just left. I just didn't even shower. I didn't even do anything. But I either had the foresight. Did I make that, did I will that? Or was I just clairvoyant? I don't know. But we'll never know that big. Scientists are going to be studying that for a long time. Yeah. Yeah. I realized that I, I sound like a proper lunatic. Even in just fantastic. Even so far, just up to this, I've doomed myself. It's absolutely fantastic. Hey, did you like that? Did you like that? Yeah. Did you like it though? You want more? Don't want to work? Would rather watch videos of me grab acid with people? And first I'll go up here to subscribe and then go up here to watch more clips. This is like when the weatherman says there's a high parenthesis coming in. Hello. I'm not really used to the green screen.