 Welcome to Toffee TV, this is Roll to Glory. Unfortunately, we have lost the video file of us playing Leicester City, so there's going to be some brief highlights of the game before we move on to our second game again. Well positioned to make that interception. Sinclair. Balls out on the left now. He's on a charge. Everton being scoring with pleasing consistency. Balls in each of the last five games. Clever pass. Well waited. Shoot! It's up to you, team. It really is a finish of the highest order. It just came down to a battle of wills between him and the keeper, and he won it with a cracking piece of trickery. Leicester have an early lead. Group starts. He's on the right now. What's on? He's not just living low. The keeper deserves some sympathy there. You may not have seen that until too late. That has added a whole new complexion to the game. I think the coach will really be annoyed with that, but the players were still thinking about their goal. It just got caught up in. Leicester have it back and they can go again. Finish! Junior thoughts. It looks simple, Peter, but it requires intelligent use of space and good understanding to pull it off. Leicester take the lead. I mean, should sit out wide. Forward it goes. Surely, cushion and it's looking safe! You've got to say the odds on him missing from there were very slim. And time is up. That does not help. Interpret the performance as you will, but the key truth is that they lost. All right. That was a disappointing result. Very disappointing result. Chelsea away. Doesn't get any easier. No, but... We just got a bounce back. bounce back. Ableity. They've got a decent team, I'll give them that. Frank. Joe. I mean, Robin. Joe Franca. Robin. The Zola in Trogbeck. Not bad. They've got the likes of Hulitz via Ali Flower on the bench. Let's do these. Let's do them. Come on. Come on. Come on. Let's do it. Let us do it. I love that kit. I love that kit. Here's. Ah, so here it is. Here's what it is. But Sylvan is ready, isn't he? Our players are always ready in this. Whether that means that anything, I don't know. But they're ready. They give everything. That's what they did. Let me say that. This is not actual proof. It looks like it is. Look at this. Tactical change. They got the ball first. So they thought, therefore, we don't get it, so it's the first round of it. All right. All right. Stay. Stay. Okay. Big silly. Okay. Go on. Yes. Play Sylvan. Oh, that's it. Pass. Oh. Yes. Oh, go on. Okay. Yeah. I'm here. Yeah. Oh, it's a tough one now. It's not. All right. Fine. Where was it going? Oh. It was loose. It was. Like after a curry. Yeah. After a good decision. Ah. Ah, the yacht was gone. Keep it slow. Keep it slow. Don't panic. Nope. Don't thrill, van lad. Well, say that. No. Actually, don't like it. Yeah. And it's not. It's a safe pet rescue. But it's like. Yes. Go on, mate. Go on. All right, Paul. Speed. No, it's Kinsellcus. Oh, my. Weird. Just let it come down. Oh, Wayne Rooney. What a pass. It's looking at Ali Dekor as well. Look at the space, but he's seen Kinsellcus. He's got to be d- Why aren't you doing it right? Right foot. He's got to hit the target. I don't. Okay. I mean, I didn't need that in me yet. yet at the stage when we're doing all right. That's not nothing today. I assure you, I assure you Baz. All reigns gone. Oh it's gone. There are men in there. Yes. Great ball in. The Spats bike in Chelsea that time. Get to Everton. There he is. Five pass three, which would make it a thing to see how long it's gone. Is it like four, fifteen minutes kicked off a ten to three. No. The old ten to three. The old ten to three trick for Azerbaijan TV. Paid twelve and a half P and a flake for this. The rights for this. Good, good. First time. Lovely ball. First time football. Rooney waiters. Look at it. Look at it. And the act takes them. Yes. It's a special one. And they're loving that, aren't they? Driven in and theirs can shell the flat hide into the net. Chelsea 0, Everton 1. Great star for the boys. Great start. Keep it tight. Classic ten to three kickoff. Yes, go on. Yes, go on, bully him. Maybe it was like a half two kickoff and there was some kind of problem. There was a delay. Kings road. There was stuff on the Kings road. Delayed the Everton fans getting in the attic. Push your back to it. You wouldn't have delayed it for Everton fans. Who's delayed it for Chelsea fans? I'm certainly delayed it for us because in this game people are nice. Sky have got full, full, full scoots. The world isn't nice. They still kill dolphins in this. They still fire plastic within the dolphins. Well, there's looking at all of the court, all on his own. Look at that. The court, in love. Kinshelskis. The idea was right. It was, it was, it was. It was, it was. It was, it was. But things can change in a heartbeat. Very much like Moff. Shit, and you can. Get the pass. OK. Going in and out of the yack. We need to make an angle. Kinshelskis is gone. He's picked out Kansrae Kinshelskis and I was right in front of Kuba. One such heaven. All it needed was, no me, no me, no me. The winner last time should have said it. I just thought it back where it come from and check. It's a brilliant bit of football, Mavitton. That's your delaying role. Damn you. Ready, go. Silvam, Silvam. Oh, it's in flat. Oh. Oh, peanut. Now what that is? Defensive responsibility. Garry Spade. There's been zolid off there. Fully. Yeah. Good tackle. This looks like Andy Inslee. Oh, it's lovely. Oh, he's pushed that in and gone. Oh, he's offside. Oh. He was just offside. Counter it. Remember that happy when they'd show the people's art that they sent in? Oh, shit. Oh, shit. It belonged on someone's fridge, not on a TV show. Yeah, but that's why it was sent in. People's amateurs, you know. Give me art a sack, Andy. Give me art a sack. Oh, what a thing. Give me a drawing, drawing drawing made out of all clothes or tires or something. That's what I want. Something that you can only actually see from a crane. That's what I want from art. There's the pass. Go on, Jack. He's got this eye with him. Oh. It's a great tackle. He's fair. I mean, that was a great tackle. I'd be braver on myself. Off to Yakubi, what a ball. 2-0. That is right. That is right. Liquid-ish football. Their best response to getting beat is to come back hard. That's the way I like to think about it. They've been fast out the blocks. They are coming off the drama. Oh, isn't it? I mean, he's distanced very haven't he? Well, he is. The milk man gets like that. He does. The core won it and Chelsea has taken a look at it for a ball of his left foot off to Yak. And the first time, well, he missed the last opportunity. Bingo, that does not miss those, Jakubi. Chelsea are stunned. Stunned like a bull at an abattoir. Oxfam says about animals. The same. But he's playing the animal card there. I don't know whether we were ready for it. But we'll tune it up yet. Let's keep it nice and tight. You are a Chelsea Liar's. Chelsea Liar's. And Jakubi goes one-way. Oh, oh, can you? Oh, can you? I've wasted them off. Can Chelsea? He's stung his palms. Give you full west there. Beat. What's that get? That's an egg! Have us! I've been given foul. Be nice. That was aggression. They almost got shot back from a shocking bit of officiating. From the lines on there. Robin just dumped Andre. I mean, it's Andy Inchcliff. I'd dump him now for seeing him. That's shocking. That's truly shocking. Jokes of coal, he had. The man was as good as Messi. Hell yeah, he can do things Messi couldn't do. He's sitting on a horse. I'll be one of them. To be fair, Messi didn't go and play four to Tampa Bay. He didn't. Oh, has that happened? I looked just before half time. I could have changed the complexion of the game. Frank looking just like he's walked in on his dad's other family. That's how angry he is. Frank's playing senior than other family. Didn't you know that? Don't have to whisper it. It's real, we're playing. It's facts. All right. It's a secret family. You don't know that? Yeah. I mean, now I'm truly doubting myself. That's why I've been here. Footballer in the 70s, what couldn't he get away with? I mean, love. Put it this way, right? We're going away. We're going away again, Shatti. Away from Wednesday. He's playing full-on. Put it this way. Think of the things TV stars got away with in the 70s. It's Frank Lampart, man. The way the little bastard scored against us in that 70s. Get in there. That's why when he scored against us, he was actually hard. He didn't know where he was running. He was looking for his misses or his pick. He didn't know where she was. Go there. I mean, I'm still fully doubting myself. And I can see by your performance. You're really arsed. You've took me out to the game. You've blocked my mind. Yeah, it's gone, yeah. Let's get it back on. I think news of Frank Lampart seeing you would kill you this much. We assess everything about your own life, though, aren't you? No, I just can't. I think a lot of things have been told in my life. I don't know whether it's true or not. What would it tell? Someone, yes. I've seen someone who used to work with you yesterday. And you were like saying, oh, yeah, well, when, you know, when Michael Barrymore died like 20 years ago, I was like, you know that he's still alive. And you're like, shut up. He's not. That's that thing. The fella in the pool died 20 years ago. Michael Barrymore. Barrymore is still alive. That's that thing. What's it called? It's a thing, isn't it? Where people just like, I mean, get it out of your head. There's that thing. I can't remember what it is while I'm playing, but there's a thing where people believe something and it becomes like a consensus and it's not real. I mean, it's socially dead, obviously. It's got a name though. I can't remember what it's called, but it's got a name and it's like, people are like, yeah, that happened. And that's, people like think there's an alternative dimension because of it. Oh, okay. It's a very common thing. Is it? It's called something like the Morgan... It's called something like the, you know, like the Morgan Freeman syndrome or something. Oh, okay. Genuinely. Genuinely. I'm doubting you. I'm doubting you're over-lampard. People will be screaming through the screen. I mean, pass it. That's what I'm saying. We'll be screaming through the screen. Pass the ball. You've got me talking about something. Yeah, this is your fault for not knowing Frank Lampard's seeing you. Jesus. Let's just move on now. There's Flow. Touran's right, Flow. The man that made jolly. No, probably not the one that I... What the hell are those? That's like, no for a minute. It's beautiful. It goes. It goes. Boom! It's a brilliant save to be fair. Great ball, it. One day has just done a tackle for the... He's tried to Ukrainian him off. That's nervous. Straight leg tackle. Love it. Rooney leaving a bit on. Very much in the 1990s. Rooney leading up Nelshawn. He's doing the thing that he should be. Come on. Everyone's going to the Wikipedia to find out about Frank Lampard's seeing you. Every game dropping knowledge bomb on people. So they're like, is that real? They'll let me know so it doesn't knock me off the game. They're a bit, well, I'm thinking, sure. It's like AOB meets... Notaglory. Notaglory, yeah. But I think, you know, it's hard enough for us to keep a clean sheet when we're concentrating. Let's just see how this goes. Look at that. You keep it on. Look, you're right. On to that. You stop. 20 minutes left. This is all right. This is all right. Go ahead, Silver. Check, go ahead, Silver. Once to the side. Don't go, Silver. Go on. That's finished. Yeah, man. Oh, we've been Frank Lampard seeing you off. Frank Lampard seeing you has had more of an influence on this game than Frank Lampard Jr. Yeah, he has. 20 minutes left. Come on, come on. Do it. Don't blow this. We've comfortably done it. Do not blow your load on this. Or bubbles. Something like Frank Lampard. Maybe that's right after. That's gone back to Pina. Now he's going flat this day. Oh! That was a brilliant idea. Reaching back. Oh. Rune, he's back to Pina. Pina normally was thinking about checking back, but he looked up, picked the crack and looked at that for himself. Just too much. That was in there. That would have been the game. Or it would have been the clinch. They've gone tight on him. Fullers has come on for Joe Cole. It's an unorthodox move. So big. Look at this three coming on. Triple change. Moise would be proud. Yeah. Classic O5. Kyle with the first edit. Clear it, clear it, clear it. We've got another foul left, but we're not playing fouls. Switching on, Jay. Yes. No. No, no. Apparently that was a foul. It was a foul. Don't stop. Grab it. Play Russia. Play Russian roulette and he's lost. Yes. No. Hell referee. You can't. Get them chained. You can't. What's this? That's right. That's right. What's that, though? It's a shoulder bath. It's nothing in that. Nothing in that, but the referee thought it was. 10 minutes ago. Come on. I mean, they'll look back if they can see it. They'll say to themselves, why didn't you just empty it? What's that? Carly. Oh, what's that? What do you need? What are you doing? Run, Jay. Stop running. Stop running. Let big physical rude make his way through. It doesn't feel like it's rude of the Chelsea area, does it? It feels like that. It's not like AC Milan, rude of us. What's wrong with? Why did he stop? No. What do you need? Come on. Never make it easy. That's great. Peanut. Peanut. Can you get it? Can you get it? Can you get it? Is that not a foul? Is that not what Tim kept? That's all right. We've got anything we need. Down there. Believe, attack. Look at it. All the messages are there. No, no, no, no. Falling to runy kale comes off him. Come on. Oh, go on. The way, yeah. The Russian. Power. Shit. Hey! The loudest, baby. Still, the clock's broke. That's what it was, say. The clock is broke. 85. Oh, was it? Yeah, the clock's broke. It's up there. It's still five past three on the thing. 85. Go on. Go on. It's the other from Jackie's. Go on. Oh, go on. Go on. Oh, go on. It's the Russian. Peter Jack. And also me. And you. Because I didn't think that had gone in. You bamboozled me with Frank Lambert's scene. You're giving it that big, I don't see it now. Whatever it is. Ah. But can she actually just pick the pocket of coal? Ashley Cole went on. Jack's screaming, nowhere near the play. Oh, he's picked the pocket of coal. SIA is a fire. You mean? That is the three points. Frank Lambert's senior has no say on this game. Absolutely none. The game is won. Don't say that shit before the whistle goes. What? We've won this. See? One the ball. One the ball. Andy Hinchcliffe. Chin. Chin. Let's see. Let's see. Ball. Ball. One. I mean the only thing you can give it for is handball. Ball one. One ball. Everyone's over there. Nineteenth minute. Big win. Zonal. Zonal. This is how you're supposed to do it. Yes. You do it. You win the first ball. You don't. Yeah, it's a bit more like heaven there. Yeah. I don't know. Grab it. Yeah. No. That's silly. Stay on your feet. Stay on your feet. That's not. That's not. It's Andy Hinchcliffe. He's off. The chin. He is off. Referee's calling him over. Ref, come on lad. Ref's doesn't want to know. Graff's in. Graff's in. It's the face of my eyes. He's in the face. Hey referee. Looking Graff's eyes. Very small. You're left saying Hinchcliffe. I was going to send you off because you're a shit cop on the face there. Bottom left. No. He's out. It's a great penalty from Zonal. Hopefully. Hopefully. Are you gone because of those? I thought you were going to shoot. Okay. I mean, I wouldn't have lashed at it this time. Look at that for the ball. I mean, that's all too shy for him to tell. Yeah. That's all I wear. Yes. Too fucking jealous. Play drama. But it's not enough. And we frantically go to our phones to type in Frank Lampard's senior. Frank Lampard's senior. Secret family. You do that. I'll do that. I'll. So we're back up to third. Behind Manchester City. Behind Newcastle. Okay. I lost and a win in this episode in the Premier League. We're doing alright. We're doing alright. We're doing okay. Join us next time when we will be facing... I mean, I've seen some headlines. Have you found it yet? Didn't want to know. We'll be playing Sheffield Wends the at home. I look forward to it. You look forward to it. We all look forward to it. I look forward to it. What about Frank Lampard's senior? Is he looking forward to it? Well, Frank Lampard's senior and Janet Butler are fair. Secret family. Mr. Sir. Find out next time about Frank Lampard's senior's secret family. We'll see you then.