 Hello, I am Michael J. Caboose, and welcome to The Price Wheel of Cash. I love the clapping part. Now onto the contestants! My name's Sarge. I'm Colonel Sarge, actually. And I'd like to completely lie and say that I'm just overjoyed to be here. And then we have door number two! What? Door two is a self-proclaimed cat lover with a soft spot for... What are you saying? I can't hear anything. Shut up, Simmons. Oh my God! It is Dexter Griff competing to earn back his title! Caboose, I think you forgot air hole! And now, that's your number four! Now, Lopez, we actually had a meaningful conversation backstage. It sounds like you're playing today for your sixth sister. Okay. No tango, wanna earn mana? Incorrect! Would you like to steal? I'll take things that rhyme with cheese for 16. Survey concludes! Oh, come on! This is rigged! What? As a question, please. Um, this is rigged? That's correct! Guys, seriously! I really can't breathe in here! Clues the first round of whatever this is! Can we please take a look at the scores? Thank you. Okay, before the show, we talk to the contestants on why they wanted to be on the program. Here is what they had to say. I'm only playing this game for the prize. What prize? Well, of course, the blue Bambino isn't gonna just tell us. But I have a certain suspicion. I know exactly what it is. It's a car. They always give away free cars on these things. It'll be his base! That means, finally, after years of my trial and my subordinate's errors, I'll have two bases in the middle of a box canyon! It's a foolproof plan! What do you mean, then what? No key or a S.R.I. key. Alright, so we forgot to stop playing during the break. So scores now, 8 to 8. For the team round! We asked Griff privately a series of questions and then asked you also privately how Griff would answer. It's incredibly convoluted and is also the truest test of a loving relationship. Relationship? Loving? Good! You're already finishing each other's sentences. This is gonna be good. Now, first question. What did door number two say was Griff's favorite food? What did you say? Survey confirmed! We asked you both the same question. What is Sergeant's favorite food? Sergeant, your answer? The most red cake you can possibly eat! Wait a minute! No! I forgot about red velvet! I need to change my answer! And don't miss, you said? And correct! You will both be eliminated if you don't survive the second egg round! No! What the hell? We won? That's right, Griff! I'm so excited! Are you too excited? Uh... Tell me you're excited! Uh, yeah! We're so excited! Okay, final question. This is for all of the marbles, including the one I ate 40 years ago in that blueberry eating contest. Which may or may not be the prize. Is it the prize? Shut up, door number two! Get ready for the last question! Yeah, door number two. If you do not answer this question correctly, then Sister dies! Uh, guys? What the hell? How did you- Sir, question. Should you choose to accept? What is my middle initial? Is it A, D, E, C, minus, four, or pi, purple? Really? Choice E! Is that your final answer? What? No, it's a... it's a... um... oh, damn, test anxiety. Door two locks in choice E! Griff! Aw, man. What in doubt? Always pick C. Also locks in choice E. C! No! I know this! I know this! It's D. D is in dog damn dirty blue! Hey, get off the stage! You already lost, dickhead. Answer locks in choice D. Answer is... I am sorry. We forgot to put the right answer up there. It was actually choice... K. J. What? Which was also our daily double trouble with cheese. So it might follow the person with the most points gets to steal. A. Yes! That's right! It is K! Congratulations, Joe Pez! You have won! What do you have to say for yourself? Odio esto espere, K. Subtitular incorrecto. Yes! No, Pez! You make the best new friend ever! Please be allowed to best friend crown! K. No. No, por favor. Incorrecto, Subtitular. So the prize was just to be Kibusi's friend? No car? For money? Ah, door number two in the game's over. You already picked choice E. What? No! No! Stop laughing! Por favor! No quiero! No quiero! And that's it for whatever this show is called! Please don't forget to like and subscribe to your pets! Bye bye! What do you think he's dreaming about? Simmons, some questions. Like how he's constantly able to get through our defenses only to sleep in our newly installed heated linoleum. Our best just left unanswered. Come on! Grab his ankles! Aw man, how come I always get the heavy part? Thanks for checking out that episode of RV Beat! You can find the playlist to watch more below, or you can go to roostateef.com to check out the latest RT shows. Also, don't forget to like, subscribe, and hit that bell, or leave a comment.