 Subject, Deadpool, February 8, 2016 R. Interference point, not applicable. Result, not applicable. Note, no, no, and again, no. As amusing as this would be, let's be clear. Deadpool as a character is aware of the fourth wall. He knows he's in a narrative. SCP-3922 embays narratives. I don't want to even risk giving someone a psychotic as Wade Wilson the ability to travel between narratives. Yes, I know about Deadpool Illustrated, but that was written with the express purpose of exploring said concept. This, on the other hand, runs the risk of giving a self-aware character free will, and that could only ever result in pure and utter chaos. Director Nysmith Subject, music video for We Are Number One, a song from the children's television show LazyTown. Interference point, when Robbie Rotten disguised as an elderly woman, gives Sportacus an apple. Result, two SCP-3922 instances arrive. One apprehends and arrests Robbie Rotten, and the other confiscates the apple and explains to Sportacus that the apple could have rendered him unconscious, allowing Robbie and his cohorts to capture him. More SCP-3922 instances arrive, having detained Bobby, Tavi, and Blobby. The three Robbie Rotten lookalikes featured in the video. Throughout this exchange, the instrumental for the song continues playing. While the apple would have been able to render Sportacus unconscious as unmentioned, and Robbie is only arrested for attempted kidnapping. Note, perhaps the music video was sufficiently edited so that SCP-3922 considered it a separate narrative from Robbie's dream team and the rest of LazyTown. Subject, a recording of Toy Story 2, 1999. This recording was taken in a room that was decorated to appear as a movie theater, with Foundation personnel playing the roles of the patrons. Interference point, beginning of the film. Result, an instance of SCP-3922-A steps in front of the personnel holding the camera, confiscates it, reminds him that recording in a movie theater is illegal, and turns off the camera. Note, SCP-3922 seems to consider the recording of Toy Story 2 as the narrative, rather than the plot of the movie being recorded. Subject, blazing saddles, February 7, 1974. R. Interference point, after Taggart and his posse raid Rock Ridge. Result, several SCP-3922-A instances attempt to arrest Headley Lamar and Taggart as the two discuss getting a new share for Rock Ridge. However, Director Mel Brooks, current age as of this writing, bursts through the door, burying a stack of documents. The following exchange ensues. Hold it! Hold everything! Stop right there! Pardon me, this is- wait a minute. You're Mel Brooks! You bet your ass I am, and you're all breaking the term of this contract! SCP-3922-A instances are visibly confused. I- I beg your pardon? Brooks hands the document to the SCP-3922-A instances. They examine the documents thoroughly, unfolding several pages in various directions. Finally, the bewildered commander of the SCP-3922-A turns to Brooks. My apologies, we weren't aware of this. Could you hand it back? I'm not done just yet. SCP-3922-A does as it is instructed. Mel Brooks proceeds to face the camera and holds up a document, revealing the signatories of several individuals, including the founder of the Foundation. Analysis has confirmed it to be genuine. You guys out here see this, right? Know what this means? It means you aren't allowed to ever conduct experiments on my films. Got that? Good. Brooks turns to the SCP-3922-A instances. You're all free to go. All SCP-3922-A instances leave sheepishly to the confusion of Lamar and Taggart. The film resumed that the Brooks leaves with no changes. Note. HOW? Director Nysmith. Subject. Red Zone, Cuba, November 23, 1966. Not rated. Better parents' point, when Griffin tries to rape the blind daughter of Cliff Weismire after throwing him down a well. Result. Several SCP-3922-A instances apprehend Griffin and beat him with batons, chairs, a baseball bat covered in barbed wire, a kitchen sink, and various other objects for roughly two hours. Cliff Weismire is retrieved from the well and resuscitated while Cook and Landis are arrested on multiple charges. After SCP-3922-A instances finished beating Griffin, he is subsequently shot dead. Note. OUCH. Researcher Goodwill. Subject. Justin Timberlake's TKO music video, 2013. Explicit lyrics. Interference point. Narrowing the end of the video. Result. While Justin Timberlake is dragged through the sand by a car, several SCP-3922-A instances ran after him, and when the girl bailed out of the car, one instance of SCP-3922-A jumped into the car, then turned off the engine. Then the other instances of SCP-3922-A untied the rope, then picked up Justin Timberlake and taken back to safety. The one instance of SCP-3922-A turned the engine back on and then jumped out of the car, following the other SCP-3922-A instances. The video continued normally with the car getting off the cliff. Subject. A recording of a playthrough of Pokemon Red, 1997, E, ESRB. Interference point. Mount Moon. Result. Instead of Team Rocket Grunts, there are now sprites resembling SCP-3922-A. Set individuals do not fight Red. Instead, only offer an advice to the player that in real life they should not partake in animal cruelty and avoid behavior featured in the game, such as wandering in remote locations without proper equipment. Later in the game, it is made clear that SCP-3922-A have taken down Team Rocket, the cities that had a heavy presence of said crime syndicate, such as Celadon, Saffron, and Lavender, being placed under martial law, and Leader Giovanni being replaced in the Viridian City Gym with a man named Paolo. The Game Quarter, which had Team Rocket's headquarters, has been replaced with the Three Moons Initiative Laboratory, featuring a gift shop offered the same Pokemon that could be one at the original game and posters against gambling. New battles were found in Cerulean City, the Burgled House, which has not been ransacked, features a trainer who upon defeat gives TM-28 and a Pokemon Tower, with the Marowak Mother never murdered, she, along with her Cubone son, is instead being trained by Mr. Fuji. Regards who open the gates to Saffron by being bride with drinks are seen in a prison building, and trainers of the Burglar class cannot be found in the game. Another major difference is that the game only features 150 Pokemon, ending with Mu, who could be captured as Cerulean Cave, because, as revealed once red discovers a still intact Pokemon mansion that started at the four-floor Cinnabar Gym, SCP-3922-A shut down the illegal genetic experiments that created Mu-2. Subject, Cannibal Holocaust, February 7th, 1980, R, Interference Point, Unknown, Result. A still image of Three-Initia- A still image of Three Moons Initiative logo covered the screen, with the phrase Lassiat Agni Speranza Voici Entrate, underneath. Italian for Abandon All Hope, Ye Who Enter Here. Examination of audio revealed there to be wretching, gunfire, sobbing, and various people speaking and yelling in Italian. Several still frames were found upon examination of the footage, depicting, at the end of the film, a recording of the trial director Diadato is played, though all civil servants are replaced by instances of SCP-3922-A. Diadato is cleared of murder charges, but later found guilty of animal cruelty. As punishment, he is subjected to… Note. Jesus. That was brutal, researcher Goodwill. For all animal lovers and the personnel, please don't watch this tape. You've heard of what happened to the animals when this was being filmed. I cannot stress enough that it isn't much better here either. If anyone needs me, I'll be scrubbing my eyeballs, metaphorically. Director Knysmith Subject. Star Trek Voyager, Season 2, Episode 24, Tubics Interference Point, shortly before Captain Janeway sends Tubics to the transporter room to be separated into his component individuals. Result. Six armed SCP-3922-A instances materialize aboard Voyager's bridge with the same transporter effect used in the series. The ship's red alert is activated. The bridge crew is apprehended after a brief shootout with the SCP-3922-A instances, notably fading dramatically upon being hit, instead of vaporizing as expected from a high-powered energy rifle. Captain Janeway is imprisoned for attempted murder on a planet the narrator refers to as Corbinic. The painted styrofoam rocks, among other set design elements, indicate that this is not the real Corbinic. Tubics continues his combined duties aboard Voyager, with Chacote becoming acting captain. The SCP-3922-N title card slogan is replaced with, The Ends Do Not Justify the Means. Note, this is the first instance of the Three Moon Initiative's home planet being depicted, albeit fictitiously. Subject, Godzilla, King of the Monsters, May 31st, 2019, rated PG-13. Interference Point. The scene where Alan Jonah and his eco-terrorists attempt to kidnap the large reformer Mothra. Result. A group of SCP-3922-A instances enter the containment chamber of the newly-hatched Mothra and terminate all hostile entities. The instances arrest Jonah and have him executed off-screen. A new scene is added to the movie, where SCP-3922-A instances, dressed in fancy suits over their armor, help convince the United States government to allow Monarch to continue their work and study in Titans. King Ghidorah is not mentioned in this film, and Godzilla remains Alpha Titan. Subject, Meet the Team, 2007-2012, not rated. A series of anthology videos released by video game company Valve in order to promote Team Fortress 2. Interference Point. See below. Results. Title. Synopsis. Results. Notes. Meet the Heavy. The Red Heavy tells an off-screen interviewer about his gun. The video ends with him shooting said gun as a blue team. SCP-3922-A instances parachute in and knock out the Heavy with a shovel. He is then taken into custody for killing Blue without provocation. So far, nothing unusual. All things considered. Researcher McCarthy. Meet the Soldier. The Red Soldier tells a platoon of disembodied Blue heads about how soon Zoo invented and perfected fighting, and proceeds to beat the crap out of every animal on the planet. SCP-3922-A instances tackle soldiers to the ground, arresting him for numerous crimes, including the killing of numerous European civilians, roommateing with a wizard without a permit, and snapping Tom Jones' neck. While not surprised about the murders and even the rooming with a wizard thing makes sense in context, how do they know about Tom Jones? That's only in the comics. Researcher McCarthy. Meet the Engineer. The Red Engineer talks to an off-screen interviewer about his job while four centuries kill members of Blue team. All of the engineers deployed sentry guns are disabled by electro-sappers. He is then arrested by instances of SCP-3922-A for selling weapons to mercenaries. I always kind of figured some of the NGs' builds were illegal, especially the teleporters. Researcher McCarthy. Meet the Demoman. The Red Demoman talks about being a Demoman and goes on a drunken tangent. Approximately halfway into the video, Demoman is arrested for public intoxication and is admitted to rehabilitation. Demoman's sober. Never thought I'd see the day. Researcher McCarthy. Meet the Scout. The Red Scout brags about his accomplishments, intercut by clips of him beating a blue heavy with a baseball bat. SCP-3922-A instances tackle Scout at the end of the video, arresting him for assaulting heavy. At least they finally shut Scout up. Researcher McCarthy. Meet the Sniper. The Red Sniper talks about his job, his parents, and his personal standards. The interview is intercut with clips of firing on blue and talking to his father on a pay phone. While on the phone with his father, Sniper is ambushed and arrested by SCP-3922-A instances for numerous murders. At least let the guy finish his call. Researcher McCarthy. Meet the Spy. The blue heavy, soldier, scout, and spy attempt to uncover who among them is actually a red spy. After the blue spy drops the blue sniper's corpse on the table, an SCP-3922-A instance sets the blue scout on fire, revealing him to be the red spy, and allows soldier to execute him. That's one way to spy check, I suppose. Researcher McCarthy. Meet the Medic. The red Medic operates on the red heavy, implanting his heart with the uber-charged enhancement. Afterward, the two use the uber-charged to kill a multitude of blue soldiers. Upon stepping outside, Medic is almost immediately attacked and arrested for practicing medicine without a license. Considering all the ████████ up crap Medic's done, I'm surprised he was only arrested for practicing medicine without a license. Researcher McCarthy. Meet the Pyro. The red pyro burns the members of Blue Team alive, intercut with scenes from their point of view. The scenes from Pyro's perspective are far more light-hearted, including rainbows, giant lollipops, unicorns, etc. The pyro is immediately tackled from behind by SCP-3922 instances, and admitted into an insane asylum. Intermittently cut with scenes from Pyro's point of view, or the 3922 instances are portrayed as cartoonish square blobs. Saw this one coming a mile away. The Pyroland scene was unexpected, though. Researcher McCarthy. Note, my attempt to see how 3922 interact with a world as intentionally asinine has been… interesting, to say the least. Researcher McCarthy. Subject. Glob Gligagalov's song. Glob taken from the film Stravinsky and the Mysterious House, 2013. PG. Interference point. Beginning of clip. Result. A SCP-3922A instance attempts to apprehend the Glob Gligagalov on charges of book violation, but is devoured by the Glob Gligagalov. The clip proceeds as normal. Experts say for SCP-3922A instances are seen attempting to unsuccessfully pull themselves from underneath the Glob Gligagalov. An armed battalion of SCP-3922A arrived and attempts to kill the Glob Gligagalov. They are devoured as well. Several more SCP-3922A instances and equipment attempt to terminate the Glob Gligagalov. All are devoured. Subsequently, the screen is replaced by footage of a nuclear explosion rendered in the film's animation style. Glob Gligagalov is unharmed. Before it ends, the Glob Gligagalov looks at the screen and says, Yeast of thought in mind. Yeast of thought in mind my ass. I want this thing given an SCP classification. Dr. Margin. Not enough evidence to support it, but we'll keep an eye on this. Film. 05-4 Subject. Dover Boyd's and Pimento University, September 19th, 1942, G. Interference Point. When Dan Backslide kidnaps Dora's standpipe. Result. As Dan Backslide approaches Dora, a SCP-3922A instance comes onto the screen and prepares to apprehend him, only for the action to pause as the old man in a One Piece bathing suit passes by. Once he exits, Dan proceeds to grab Dora and pulls both her and the tree into the car, only to later return to pry Dora from the tree once he realizes what has happened. Throughout this, SCP-3922A remains motionless, though it can be observed blinking. The cartoon proceeds as normal, until the ending when it cuts back to the SCP-3922A instance, with the narrator asking, So, you gonna move buddy? SCP-3922A instance proceeds to stand up straight, face the camera, bow, and then walks off in the same manner as the old man. Subject. The Toll of the Sea, November 26, 1922, Unrated. Film infected by SCP-4690. When Lotus Flower calls over a group of fishermen to rescue Alan Carver. Result. Upon rescue, Alan Carver is immediately transferred into the custody of an SCP-3922A Managed Customs Agency. Mr. Carver is charged with the unlawful transportation of exotic bauna into Chinese waters, and sentenced to two years of punitive labor. The next two hours of the film depict Mr. Carver's life on a fishing boat as he assists both local and-A authorities in the culling of an invasive whip-scorpion species. Changed by this humbling experience, the film ends with Mr. Carver opting to stay in China, marry in Lotus Flower, and moving into a property under water. Note. Playbacks of the film sans SCP-3922 indicate that it has been… Note. Playbacks of the film sans SCP-3922 indicate that it has been cleared of SCP-4690 infection. That might be one way to re-establish containment, but I'm wary of mixing Path of Physics and the Three Moons Initiative. Future Path of Physical Test should be conducted with caution. Research are curious. Subject. Recorded playthrough of Kingdom Hearts' final mix, Kingdom Hearts RE Chain of Memories, Kingdom Hearts II Final Mix, Kingdom Hearts 358-2 Days, Kingdom Hearts Recoated, and Kingdom Hearts Burk by Sleep, from the Kingdom Hearts HD 1.5-2.5 Remix Collection, PlayStation 4-2017. All games are to be played in order of their original retail release, with the exception of Kingdom Hearts RE Chain of Memories, which will be played after Kingdom Hearts 1 due to being a remake of the 2004 Game Boy Advance title, Kingdom Hearts Chain of Memories. Interference Point Title Screen of the HD Remix Collection. The title screen is a group shot of the player characters, several of which are wearing three moon iconography, as well as SCP-3922 instances referred to in-game as Lightning, Beatrix, Cecil, and Kane. It should be noted that these characters, all of these instances strongly resemble characters from the Final Fantasy series. Result Plot deviates heavily from the source material. See below for details. Game Synopsis Kingdom Hearts Final Mix The game begins in media res, with Sora and Riku as members of the Three Moon Initiative, working with a squad SCP-3922A instances to evacuate the Destiny Islands before they are swallowed by darkness. Sora and Riku, now having keyblades, work together to seal the keyhole, but fail to save Kairi. Titus, a childhood friend of Sora's, questions him as to why they left the Destiny Islands and why they returned. Sora explains via flashback how they were recruited into the Three Moons Initiative to fight the Heartless due to being dusted in the wheeled keyblades. Sora using the Kingdom Key and Riku using a Three Moons created weapon referred to in-game as Warring Triad. Actaward, Sora meets with the Superior, Captain Edgar. It should be noted that while all signs point to Edgar being a character from Final Fantasy VI, with biographical information referring to him as the Prince of Figuero, this version of Edgar would not resemble his canonical design, and instead resembles Teresia Norr's Heartless, who was the primary antagonist of Kingdom Hearts I. Captain Edgar then introduces Sora to Goofy and Donald. It's told to help them with their search for King Mickey, and sends Riku and the other Three Moons... Captain Edgar then introduces Sora to Goofy and Donald. It's told to help them with their search for King Mickey, and sends Riku and the other Three Moon Initiative members to fight Maleficent's forces. The individual worlds largely preceded normal for Sora's side of the story, with the occasional assistance from one or more of the SCP-3922A instances, due to the villains of each world being associated with Maleficent. Riku has a running subplot that involves being tempted to the dark side by Kane, who is eventually revealed to be mind controlled by Edgar. Edgar then reveals to Riku that he doesn't want to destroy the Heartless, but instead seeks to control them so that he can overthrow Jalakara. This however turns out to be yet another ruse, as Edgar later reveals that he is actually Teresia Norr's Heartless. Though this isn't revealed until later, as in canon, in this game, he claims to be Ansem the Wise, and takes controller Riku by opening his heart to the darkness. When Sora reaches Hollow Bastion, Xehanort Riku then destroys Sora's Keyblade using a tactical Keyblade Notification Device, and Lightning dies in order to give Sora enough time to escape. Sora manages to acquire Riku's Keyblade, and uses it to stop Xehanort Riku. Though Xehanort Riku uses the last of his strength to turn Sora into a Heartless, freeing Kairi's heart in the process. Which Xehanort Riku reveals was trapped inside Sora's heart the entire time. Sora is then restored to his human form by Kairi, leaving Sora, Goofy, Beatrix, and Cecil to travel to the ends of the world and confront Teresia Norr's Heartless. Kingdom Hearts RE, Chain of Memories. The main campaign, and Riku's reverse-reverse storyline, are largely unchanged, with Sora, Donald, and Goofy exploring worlds of memory inside Castle Oblivion. Save that in addition to being remade to forget about Kairi, Sora also begins to forget that he was even a member of the Three Moons Initiative, and a traitorous member's Organization 13's motivation, changing from wanting Kingdom Hearts for themselves to wanting to distance themselves from Organization 13 out of fear of the Three Moons Initiative, complete with excessive monologues about how paradoxical it is to feel fear without Hearts. Riku's campaign has more changes, with Beatrix, Cecil, and later Kain joining his party, being represented as Party Member Cards that work similar to how Goofy and Donald worked in Sora's campaign. Throughout the story, Riku is hounded by memory Teresia Norr's Heartless, tempting to embrace his darkness, the wisdom of which Cecil and Beatrix are at odds over, and Beatrix being confident in Riku's strength and Cecil concerned that Xehanort will end up controlling Riku again. Ultimately, Riku resolves to take control of his darkness, and proves himself to Cecil by purging Xehanort's influence from Kain, who is also trapped in Castle Oblivion. A post-credits scene shows Diz, an alias for Anzim the Wise, being confronted by a cloak figure, threatening with a crossbow, revealed in the next game to be the real Edgar. Diz claims he knows the Three Moons Initiative has every right to prosecute him for its crimes, but for now they have a common enemy in Organization 13. Roks's prologue has been greatly truncated, taking place over three days, rather than seven, and without any intrusions by Axel or Organization 13. A cutscene with Edgar, Diz, and Riku reveals that this is because of the Three Moons Initiative's more advanced technology, which has already debugged Halo Bastion OS, and recovered the name of Radiant Garden. This is more forthcoming with information on the Roks's in this version, explaining that while nobody's ought to return to nothing, Roks's is a special case, and if he agrees to return to Soros' heart, he'll be given a new body to use once Organization 13 is thwarted. Sora is also warned not to kill Xemnas, Xehanort's nobody, because if he did, Xehanort would be able to reconstitute himself. From there, Sora wakes up to find that only a month has passed since the last game, and Mickey brings Goofy and Donald up to speed, revealing the identities of Ansem the Wise, Edgar, the nature of nobodies, and how Xehanort is the mastermind behind the entire thing. Notably, Mickey's explanation uses information that would not be revealed until Burk by sleep, namely the fact that Xehanort had been impersonating Ansem the Wise. It is also revealed that Maleficent has already been defeated by Riku, notifying the threat the Radiant Garden, but he's been on a secret mission from Edgar ever since, leaving it up to Sora to travel the worlds and fight Organization 13. Plots of individual worlds are larger than the same as before, with a few exceptions. Firstly a new character, Zelikar, has taken Roks's place as number 13 in the Organization, following his betrayal. This character later revealed to be Lightning's nobody, as well as a double agent ultimately working for the Three Moons Initiative. This follows the canonical naming conventions of Organization 13, as Lightning's real name in Final Fantasy XIII is Claire. The plot of the Olympus Coliseum level does not occur, due to a treaty made between Hades and Zelikara between the events of I and II. The contents of the treaty are now elaborated upon, save for the fact that the underworld is now empty due to all of its souls being rerouted to Korbenek, and that Hades is uncharacteristically frightened of any mention of Zelikara. Most of the level is sealed off, but the underworld cup is available from the start and can still be participated in. The world that never was is drastically different from the source material, as the Three Moons Initiative lays siege to the Dark City. Sora, Riku, Beatrix, Cecil, Kane, Edgar, and Zion, being introduced before 358-2 days, almost managed to subdue Zemnus non-lethally, only for Zemnus to be killed by Zigbar, and it reveals that he's part of the real Organization 13, a plot point that wasn't introduced until later. Zigbar acts as the final boss, using weaker versions of attacks from the optional Data Zigbar fight from Final Mix. A post-credits scene shows Master Xehanort return to life, and stating that everything is somehow going according to plan, despite all the massive setbacks. Kingdom Hearts, recoded. Segment is approximately five minutes long, and consists of Edgar installing Three Moons Initiative branded anti-virus software onto the journal data-vocation device. Kingdom Hearts 358-2 days. The story is largely similar, but Roxas receives additional resistance throughout the game from the Three Moons Initiative, encoding boss battles against Beatrix, Cecil, Riku, and Kane. In addition, Axel, Roxas, and Zion frequently change their meeting location. In addition, Axel, Roxas, and Zion frequently change their meeting locations, due to attempts by the Three Moons Initiative to assassinate them. A post-credits sequence shows Zion being revived into a replica body, thanks to Riku using a tactical ██ preservation device to preserve her essence. Kingdom Hearts, burnt by sleep. For those of you boggling at how complicated this was, let me assure you that the original games were just as confusing. A few things to note about this particular test. Despite the games being played out of chronological order, the SCP-3922-2 instances started from the earliest chronological point of the available narrative, but does not take Kingdom Hearts X into account, even though it takes place even further back in the narrative. While we've seen SCP-3922-2 instances that resemble actors and characters from other media, this test is probably the most blatant example yet. Not only is Sora being recruited into the Three Moons Initiative a plot point, but Cecil and Kane also come from games that have never had major cameos in the Kingdom Hearts series, nor have they been the subjects of SCP-3922 tests. This implies that SCP-3922 isn't their only source for metafictional agents. Unlike many other tests, SCP-3922-2 instances were heavily involved in the revised narrative, as if complex interpersonal relationships and overly complicated plots were narrative laws that SCP-3922-2 instances were forced to obey. In light of these findings, I propose that the Kingdom Hearts series be used as a case study for narrative complexity to aid in containing future pedophysical and metafictional SCPs. I also propose we also ban Final Fantasy VI from being in use for future tests, just in case the Three Moons Initiative has been using time travel to recruit from future tests. Dr. Edison