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I Am Not a Psycho Killer

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Published on Aug 5, 2011

This is a song I wrote. You may consider it disturbing, especially that one line later in the song. Yeah, it's gross, sorry. Hope you like it!

Lyrics/Chords:
G Em
If I were a psycho killer (which I am not)
C D G
I'd punch you in your condescending face
C Em
Make you beg for life at the tip of my carving knife
F D
And drag you by the hair all o'er the place
C G B Em
Make you weep with the pain as I lick off your tears
C G B Em
Then I'd slit every inch of your throat 'tween your ears
C G C G D B
Then I 'd dump you in a drainage ditch to rot
C D G C G
If I were a psycho killer... which I am not

If I were a psycho killer (which I am not)
I'd use leather straps to tie you to my bed
Inject gasoline directly in your blood stream
And watch you writhe in agony 'til you were dead
Then I'd light you on fire and let you burn 'til you're charred
Smash your bones into bits and bury you in the yard
And the best part is I never would be caught
If I were a psycho killer... which I am not

Em D B
Just be glad I'm not a sociopath
C D G
If I were, I'd probably smash your little skull
Em D B C
And scream of righteous vengeance as you felt my wrath
F D
So thank God, all this is just hypothetical
For example-

If I were a psycho killer (which I am not)
I'd keep you naked in my basement all alone
Keep you gagged and bound and beat you if you made any sound
And kill you once I'd tired of your moans
I'd stick a knife in your gut causing a hole to form
Then I'd make love to the wound while it was nice and warm
Because that kind of thing would really make me hot
If I were a psycho killer...
Em C
I wish I were a psycho killer!
C D
You would be so dead if I were a psycho killer...
G C G
But I'm not.

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