 You think you can handle Machi-Auto? I'm I-I-I-I want to see something good? What- OHHHHHHHHHHH OHHHHH Oh! Oh, jesus! Dragon Ball Online is an MMO that takes place in the Dragon Ball Universe. If you're wondering why you're only just hearing about this now, Uh, well, it's because it's been shut down and has been dead for a really long time. In fact, it got shut down before it could ever really see a Western release. So, I'm going to bet that most of the people watching this video never even got the chance to try the game. And for a long time, that included me despite my best efforts of watching countless YouTube tutorials back in the day, trying to learn Korean just so I could understand the game's quest. Nothing I did worked and there was no way for me to play the game, so I simply just gave up hope. That is of course, until I thought to myself, hey, you know what, Dragon Ball Online, I wonder if anybody ever made a fan server for that game. And sure enough, there's multiple of them, just sitting there on the internet that allow you to play through a majority of the game in English with other players. I myself went with the Dragon Ball Zenkai version of the game and had a blast playing a game that I never thought I'd be able to get access to. The video you're about to watch is my first time experiencing the game, which I did over on my Twitch stream. And while Dragon Ball Zenkai is in its outfit so the characters will get reset, I would love to come back to this game and level my character up so that I can actually grow up and obtain the Super Saiyan form. But I'll save that for if you guys actually enjoy this video. So down below, leave a like, comment, subscribe. Let me know if you want to see some more Dragon Ball Online. But with that said, let's go ahead and get into the game. I think I'm going to be a human martial artist and then I'm going to be a swordsman. I've never gotten to play this chat. Never in my life have I gotten to play this. Let's check out the hair. Oh, I could be bald. I don't know about that. Yo, I'm fucking on that one kid from Sonic. Oh, Jesus Christ. The music. I think I like this dude. I like this hairstyle, dude. Let me. Oh, the red kind of pop in though. Super Saiyan God before people knew about Super Saiyan God. Ultra Instinct hair chat. Now's not the time for the music to be soaring right now. We need to think of a name of our of our new character in our universe, dude. We have Amole. We have Landon Campbell. What is this warrior's name going to be? Why is chat petitioning so hard for being? Can we at least the music wants it to be being as well? What other kind of beans are there? Something we're going since I don't know why y'all wanted beans coffee. Coffee, espresso. Hmm is how I is how I pick my names. Okay, so we're going off beans. So coffee beans, espresso, latte, Machiato. Yo, wait, why that name kind of hidden? Machiato. Let's do that. He could be Machiato, the human board. All right, well, this is the birth of Machiato the Earthling if it works. Machiato the Earthling is born. Oh, shit. A starting cutscene. If you guys didn't know the lore, maybe he'll explain it. All right, maybe I'll have to explain it. A long time ago, there were mysterious wish granting crystal balls the dragon. I didn't know there was time through Goku's many adventures, the confrontations he faced grew. But with help of the dragon balls, the earth was Jesus Christ. An accidental time rift is open. Children have been pulled into and passed through its twisted construction where there is no return. Um, and this was why I couldn't play the original game. Welcome to Dragon Ball Online Zenkai. Now, through various exercises, we'll teach you how to play. Oh, a cyber, what in the fuck is that? That is not a cyberman. What is that, dude? I'm about to beat this little bean sprouts out. Yo, come here. Let Machiato get a PC. Let Machiato get a PC. Wait, I have to right click? Mm-hmm. Damn, beat his ass. What in the fuck is a Kawanga? Activate a skill? Oh, it's time. Oh my God. Why is there no combat set up? Wait, what's that? Are we being attacked? Oh, shit. No, dude, not like this. We're under attack from the timeless entities. Bro, this is basically Xenoverse. Holy shit. Bro, beam down whoever you want. Machiato better get his first couple of kills. Ew, look at these rejects. Oh, who is this? Is this Trunks? Oh, shit, it is Trunks. This is Xenoverse. They think they can beat Trunks? Well, that guy was fucking killed instantly. That guy was fucking killed instantly. Oh my God. Oh, he got him looking dizzy. He got him looking confused. That guy's dead. Jesus Christ. Who am I? Why has he got a sad face on? What the fuck? That door is huge. Jesus Christ, I am pretty small. You guys got to remember, I'm like, I'm a kid, dude. All right, let's get the fuck out of here, boys. Don't worry, take them 240 years into the future. Jesus Christ. Guys, you forgot to send me to the future. I'm glitching, I'm glitching. Machiato, get in. Oh, no. Oh, no. Help. Somebody send me to the future. No. Machiato got folded. Help. I can't do anything, dude. I'm fucking... Oh, wait. Machiato is powering through. Come on, Machi... Oh, come on, Machiato. Let's go. You got this, baby. You got this, baby. Come on. Get out of there. From the whole game? Damn. They killed me. Bro, they fucking killed me, dude. Two hours later. Oh, we're in a village now. Machiato made it back to the future. Look at him, dude. Look at little Machiato. By right-clicking on an NPC, you can engage in dialogue. Bro, I want to go kill something before I do anything else. Who's trying to get these hands? That thing. Kiwongas. Come here. You got a power level of 133? You fucking weakling. Catch these hands. Fuck. Oh, damn. Oh, he's alive. He's alive. Layed out. Oh, give me this. Money, money, money, money, money. Is this a player? Holy shit, he's a kid, too. Damn, he's got a power level of 175,000. Holy shit, this is a guy I got to talk to. Oh, he said, hi. What the fuck? Can you give me a tour? We're going to duel him. All right, let's see what he's got. You think you can handle Machiato? Oh, what in the fuck is that? What the fuck move is that? Give me your best shot. He won't live to regret that. Come here. I missed. Hold on. Let me get some autos in. Damn, he's good. Oh, yeah. Is he going Super Saiyan? Oh, no. Okay. He's a kid. He doesn't know how to go Super Saiyan. All right. Now, hold on. Let me talk my shit. Give me your best shot. Yeah, let's see. I bet he doesn't. Where'd he go? Oh, shit. Want to see something good? Try me. Scrub. This guy ain't got shit. I'm yawning on him. Machiato yawning on him. Oh, my God. Is that Kyle Ken? That's my natural hair color. Jesus. You're pretty good. Jesus Christ. 866. What's this guy's power level? 310,000. Hey, no, don't say hi to me. Hey, tool me. This guy thinks he's some tough shit, dude. All right. All right. Give me your best shot. Oh, I already lost it. Holy shit. How did I lose the duel? What the fuck is he doing? I'm still standing though. Where'd he go? How did he get up there? What the fuck? Why'd that do so much damage to me? And yet I lived. When do I get to grow up? Bro, I want to be an adult, too. I'm tired of being a fucking kid, man. At level 30 adult quest. Holy shit. I got to be a level 30. All right. I have to go back up now. I wonder if my friends are waiting. What the fuck? He can fucking fly? Go to Kakara Village and meet teacher Plush Lair. Easiest shit in my life. Oh, where's my guide? Oh, wait. Who the fuck is that? Stop right there criminal scum. What's this kid's power level? Seven thousand? Bet you won't duel me. Duel offer declined. That's why I ought to. Fucking duel me. Fine. And you duel me. Oh, I'm powered up. Oh, shit. Oh, oh, oh, oh, damn. Oh, is that Wolfgang Fist? I lost. Yeah. Machiado got to hit the gym. Beaten by a little girl. What the fuck? I'm just a little boy, dude. What kind of embarrassing not going to lie? Bro, how do I, how do I slash anger? Yeah, wait until Machiado starts training. I'm beating all these guys' ass, especially this guy who's too good to even duel me, dude. I see him standing over there. Menacingly. When does the tour start? Okay, we can start now. Yes. This is the main town for human. Human, Namek and Majin. Guys, pay attention. He's giving us the lore. This is Machiado's introduction to the world. Is that a Majin? It's the first Majin. Hey, you duel me. Oh, I got you to fucking talk. Oh, how'd you dodge that? Oh, no, Machiado. No, no, no, help me. Oh, God, this shit was over, huh, bitch? Damn, you got fucking, you got, damn, damn, damn. Oh, I lost the duel. Oh, whoa, whoa, we're getting bumps. Jesus Christ. Look at all these bumps. Spiritual set, set, Jesus, stop. Pretty peaceful place. Here is the city where all races path will cross at level 20 through 25. And it's the PVP arena here. Oh, so this is where I win. Oh, shit. This is the, this is the tournament area. Don't go inside the ring. You will enable your PVP mode. Holy shit, they're fighting. Oh my God. I'm gonna help out. Pretty intense, pretty intense stuff. My tour ends here, but soon we will quest together, my friends. And I'm gonna be him and him and him and her and, uh, and Kyoshu is still a kid. Kyoshu's the closest to me. Kyoshu was the only one talking shit to you. Previously on Machiato Z. Machiato is thrown back in time and placed in a strange time filled with mighty warriors. After facing perilous foes and getting his ass kicked, the locals give him the door, swearing he will come back stronger and right the wrongs he faced in battle. What's to come next for Machiato in this exciting episode of Machiato Z? Is that Dema? Yo, rock. Hey, you copy my whole flow, dude. And for that, put your dukes up. You're a level two. Put your fucking dukes up, dude. Oh, shit. Boom. Bam. Machiato got the heater. Don't ever, don't ever pull up with my hair color again. Machiato punch. That's another win for me, baby. That's another win for Machiato. The strongest. Oh my God, did I punch him out of existence? Who's this? Mach? Who the fuck is Mach? Oh, better punch. I missed. Oh, and he got a crate. Oh, this is bad. Wait, what the fuck? He's a level five? Oh, no. I'm gonna have to really work to win this one. Oh, I'm getting blocks, though. Power up, power up. Come on, come on. What's your power level? You have a power level of a thousand and you still can't beat Machiato. Look at all the kids of the village, dude. Nobody could take down Machiato, baby. Machiato wins. We got a meeting of the fucking kids. We got a meeting of the kids. All right, remember, everybody here, we have to grow up so that we can take down the adults. All right, Machiato will not take any less. The next generation of time travelers are going to be the strongest. Come on, let's get some energy. Yeah, let's get that energy up. The next generation is here, chat. Enough, all right, enough sitting around. Let's go level up. I'm going to fucking grow up. Who the fuck is that? Damn, Joe, she was a ride. Bro, stop kicking up dust in my face. What the fuck? Don't be afraid. Listen to me. The truth is, Machiato, the village was, your village was burned to the ground. What? I have a tragic backstory. Can you catch a big Kiwonga? Hell yeah, dude. Where does big fucking Kiwonga at? All right, squad roll out. We're getting a big Kiwonga. Gohan. Who the fuck is Gohan? What level is he? What's his power level? 419. I'll spare him the beat down for now. Everybody in my party split up. Get as many big Kiwongas as you can. We're at four out of six boys. No, who used their ki blast technique on that? That was a dirty trick. Fuck. All right, where's my next quest? Teleport to Corrin Village and meet Kylan. Okay. Holy shit. There are some fucking scary shit going on out here, dude. These Cybermen. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Why did they send little Machiato questing out here? Ow. Who hit me? Damn. He's got speed. Run, Machiato, run. I've got to be doing this quest roll. Whoa. But I'm starting to think Kylan might be back at fucking town, dude. Where the fuck are we? We're going to die. I'm watching you, Curries. Oh my God, another adult with a dash ability. Look at his power level 302. Pull me right now, you son of a bitch. I bet you don't got the balls. Come here. I've learned a few tricks. Am I stunned? Did he stun me? He stunned me and now he's just sitting there watching. His power level has even gone down. I can't move. Oh yeah, you think you're so tough, huh? Damn. He's dodging all my attacks effortlessly. Oh, there we go. I got a few hits in. Yeah, not so tough now, huh? Power up. Damn. Damn it. God damn it. No, he's putting me back to sleep. What did he hit me with? What did he hit me with? Oh my God, my heart. Oh, he used magic. Hey, I'm roleplaying as Machiada. No fair. Magic is cheap. Can we jump him? Yeah, let's try. Hold on. Let's jump him. I bet this guy wouldn't fight us all in the ring at once. Hey, let's actually fight him all in the ring. He's faster than us, too. Jesus Christ. Well, Machiada is going to be the first one to meet you there, you son of a bitch. Hurry up, guys. He's not going to embarrass us for long. Let's fuck him up, boys. We better jump this motherfucker, dude. Yeah, let's see how he can take on a fucking squad of us. Machiada win the game. Is that him? Oh, he shocked us all. Oh, no. Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ. Oh my God. We got our asses beat. This is a reminder that we have to trade. We got to grow up and try again. For now, we are still too weak. Machiada. Look at Machiada win the game. Hey, that guy fucked us up, bro. And so the heroes headed on their journey, humbled and embarrassed, unaware as to the potential dangers that could lie beyond them. Though I suppose that something we'll have to find out next time on Machiado Z.