 Smaller ring. Ah! Elden Ring is a game that can be played and enjoyed in many ways in the privacy of your own home That is you post about how you play Elden Ring online and somebody will make fun of your build That is just a guarantee. Hey, oh this guy using magic. Oh, is he really summoning again? Go explore more Come back when you found God That's why I found it's important to find a way of playing the game that feels right for you My way of playing the game is this big giant sword. Yeah for the rest of the game I am not using a single other weapon other than my trusty berserk great sword Basically, I'm just going for a guts playthrough at this point. We'll make the rest of the game easier harder impossible I have no idea, but I think it sounds like a lot of fun. Where am I going now? I just fucking kill the dragon I guess I'm just gonna fucking dance in his ruins, dude. Oh My god, I flipped that No, that's just a dog. Oh look, he's fucking cowering. He fucking saw what I did to that dog Oh my god, they're all afraid all off only I showed a bit of mercy. Oh, but I show no fucking mercy Oh, look at this guy this guy still wants to fight and that was the worst mistake you could have made Oh, I flipped them up in the air. Look at how I use this shit as a shield. Oh, I'm fucking I'm gonna die to the rat. I'm gonna die to the rat All right, I'm gonna teleport back for now because I'm getting cooked. I Wish I had shoes. Um Well, we killed the fucking dragon. I think what's next we just look for another boss, right? We look for another boss until we can put on pants. God, my character is fucking cool right now, dude Where's uh, hold on. I'm gonna go fight worm space. Don't kill the sleeping dragon. Hold on Oh Oh, this fucking sword is sick Oh, don't fucking run, bitch. Just oh make it easier. You know what? Hold on. Hold on Let me get down on his level. Oh wait, you're gonna fucking roar about it. Come here so I can Oh Bro that guy got bitched you can take that for for if one of these sheep just speak to me What the fuck was that that I just was I losing my mind you Yeah, you there Stop pretending you can't see me Huh friend ahead What you going to do that for oh what the fuck some clawed turned me into a tree You were just breaking the spell, weren't you you're welcome. No reward Whoa, man. What was I doing? Oh, yeah, right. I completely forgot. I was trying to find a worm space Oh my god Oh Oh, it's not even fair. I hope he tries to come in again. I'm gonna flip this motherfucker off his horse Oh How'd this guy die? Up no, no cruel irony. Does anybody remember where worms oh Oh, how could I pass up two titans pulling a carriage? This is about to be the best day of my life Fight back fight back. Oh fight back. Oh fight back. He's not he can't fight back He can't fight back. Hold on. Let me do it to him. Let me do it to him Fight back What's the matter? What's the matter? What's the matter? Oh, someone's pissed someone's pissed Oh That's one tighten down. Oh, this one's fucking mad Wakey wakey Why do you hit him like that, dude? No titans allowed here a lot. I'm gonna have to make I'm gonna have to do an inspection Make sure everything's on the up and up there's grace in the ruins near me great axe Dion should get the where's the ruins behind? I'm gonna assume you guys mean over here Oh, look at this flower. These are enemies. It's gonna be a bit awkward getting in there with all with all this pollen There it is. Hey, there's no grace in here. This is a boss fight I would care that you guys misled me if I was a bitch I do more damage than this guy, but he just fucking swings too fast Did I fucking hit his dumb ass helmet? I'm hitting his helmet Oh my god, he's smashing his little dumb ass head on the ground It's a good thing they have a good system in this game so I could just spawn pretty close I'm gonna go get my stuff and beat that guy's ass. I wish I didn't get lost so easy The oh damn this guy's cooked bro. I get to just be here Oh this motherfucker pumpkin head, dude Oh my pumpkin head resistance Damn, I fucking hit hard Oh, he got fucking cleaved. He got sliced in half. He didn't stand a chance Holy shit. He didn't stand a chance See, this is always where I start worrying that I'm fucking up the build bro Cause like I'm not wearing any pants and that can't be good We can finally wear pants Whoa likely sorcerer. I am selling her sorcerer quite plainly. Nice to meet you. Uh, I have a big fuck up Oh sorcery. I don't want to learn sorcery. I want to learn sorcery. That's what I do I specialize in magic if you couldn't tell by my look imagine some guy shows up with this fucking sword and you're like Oh, you must be a wizard. I'm not talking to this bitch. I don't want to lock me into a wizard path and then I'm fucking cooked Oh my god, I just want to destroy these fucks, but I think I will yeah, I'm just gonna fucking cook these little idiots I'm cooked. I'm cooked. I'm cooked Where am I? Am I dead? Not dead yet, baby See turtle Damn, you're quite strong for a sea turtle. Get the fuck off the ground. Oh, damn. Never mind You know what? He's the year in the right to live. Oh, yeah, I wanted to go to worm spate Where the fuck is the worm boss chat? We're just cleaning out bosses, dude We're just I'm just making up for lost time, bro. I've been playing the game But now I'm enjoying the game like now. I'm just I'm cruising I got my big fuck off sword. I killed a fucking dragon with my big fuck off sword I mean, what else did you want from this stream chat? Could you have hoped for a little more? No, we fucking we got the sword. We got some endurance. We're wearing pants again Life is good. Ah, we are at worm space. Excellent. Excellent. All right chat. Now if you're not uh familiar This is worm space. We're going to be fighting a a boss here. Um, we're gonna see how much damage I do I'm gonna hit him off spawn. I'm gonna hit him off rip Oh, I'm fucking clashing with him Shit this guy's dead, dude. This guy's fucking dead. Holy shit. You probably look up a guide online But no wait, let me get my stuff. I don't want any distractions while I'm beating this guy's ass. Oh my god He might be too fast. I've got to actually time my dodges, dude Eventually gut sword will fall off toward leg game. I'll never believe it strength versus speed What's the opener? It's because I missed my opener. What's what's what's the optimal opener here chat I flip his shit and then what what we thinking. I'm thinking we just fuck him up, dude He jumped it that was sick. He jumped it. Oh, yeah, we gotta we gotta buff our sword as well I don't know how to do that honestly, but god that fucking jump was I thought I had the ante here, dude That shit would have been sick Oh God damn it. I just have to I can't I can't double click my input because then I get stuck doing a fucking secondary swing that I don't want to do All right gg Yeah Fucking swung his ass into the air. I guess there's no grace over here I kind of remember there being grace, but maybe I was blind to the truth Upgrade the hunk of iron. I will bite his grace. Oh found it found it found it found it, bro They hid this shit, bro. Bro. I am not guided by grace Uh, we're only at 3 000. I want to boost my health. All right. I'm gonna kill a couple crabs. I guess Did mother fucker just use water gun I Drop a thousand pretty good for grinding Damn, there was a cart being pulled by titans not so far from damn. Who are these guys fighting? What the fucking whatever? I'm just gonna third party third party third party. Whoo. I'm gonna be the only one that wins here Damn, I don't technically need to be here anymore. I've gotten I've got the amount I want But you know, I said I was gonna third party. So I'm gonna third party Actually, you should live you should tell the others what you saw. All right chat Let's upgrade this hunk of iron. We call the sword dude. What the fuck? All right, but first we got to talk to this wizard Hello, witch. There aren't possessed to the power. No to call forth the spectral steve named torrent That's me. There's the spirit calling bell that people wanted me to use All right, let's smith make greatsword plus one. Hell, yeah make greatsword plus two I do this. Do I just make it plus two chat? Oh, shit. Wait. Oh, fuck. I just realized I paid for that using my health upgrade I don't even know if there's any other bosses I can fight Bro, who is screaming bro? Bro, somebody's screaming up a damn store. I want to see how much damage this does Hey, oh Oh Who is having this fucking scream off? Ah Bro, I'm gonna fucking beat there. I'm gonna give him something to scream about. Oh these guys Oh, yeah, no, never mind. There's a boss in the cave to the left Where to cave that cave to the left. Is this a cave? Whatever. I'm I'm all about the spirit of adventure What other marker do I have place? All right? We got to get out of here dude. These guys screaming and they're suffering I couldn't reach them. All right, hunk of iron coming in. Oh my god. I'm so sorry any cave fans. Oh, here we go, baby All right. All right. All right. I'm gonna be a cave connoisseur after this shit Let's see what's going on in here. Oh, it's a crypt. I've never been in a catacomb See, this is what I'm saying chat. I did not do any exploring, bro I was all about just pursuing boss fights and um, you know chasing that momentary high But now now now i'm getting jumped by goblins It's too bad that these goblins get fucking one shot by me, dude. I'm built different. This weapon is so cool All right, who's next? I'm gonna open this Ah, it's probably some good treasure in there. I assume Smoldering ah They got fucking stabbed me four times, dude. Now I gotta go pick those up. Oh, you little annoying fucks, dude Oh my god, I'm gonna have to fucking make sure I don't die to them again, too. Wait, where am I? What where is this goblin? Where am I? Wait, this is wait. Why did the fire? I had that confused the fuck out of me I was just lost Good fucking times good fucking times. Oh hell no, who who's jumping who now bro? Who's jumping who now? Die. Uh, what am I here for? Oh that reached very far missed the lever. They don't know there was a lever, but all right, I guess we're going back I see Oh, what the fuck did that open? I see I see. Oh, it is boss time. Oh, it's the rat What the fuck was that Bro, i'm just tearing this guy out. I'm fucking killing this guy. Shut up Oh, you're you're good at the game. You're good at the game We have felled so many enemies Fuck goes on in here, dude. Dude, it's the sword. The sword is fucking too strong All right, now we get to boost our health a little bit man hp hp is nice obviously But it kind of sucks watching only one number go up. Uh chat from here. What do we do man? What do we do just endurance strength and health? We got to balance all of that and probably endurance a little more Because fucking christ, dude, we are we might be good on strength for a while actually Because I have my sword the sword is really all that matters and we're just two-handed it man I don't know what to do now the story I guess I don't know what to do bro. We cook we cook people all of the cliff to the next cave They're another cave behind these bitch ass bosses because we indefinitely hunt bosses I mean I I ain't got I'm in no rush to continue the story. I beat a dragon I beat whatever the fuck his name was that I can't remember Up titan. I gotta kill it my bad. Hold on godric. Yeah, I'd be the shit out of godric. Hey, what up titan Shut up. Yeah, get mad about it. Get mad about it. What are you gonna do bro stay mad? No, oh shit I missed Damn Oh, yeah, you take out your sword. I'll take out mine. Yeah, let's hook it up He never did stand a chance to be honest But he tried his best I got no idea what level we were 20 when we fought godric But I feel like we're a different beast now dude. There's gotta be a beach bot. What the fuck is that dude? Look at these footprints. They're practically begging to be followed. Maybe attacked. I don't really know stop Bro, I'm chasing like mystic garfield bro. I'm gonna beat the shit out of this thing I guess you can't beat the shit out of this thing big sword can't hit ghost Fuck Oh, penguinos can they fly in this life be free. All right, what are we thinking chat? There's gotta be there's gotta be a fucking boss on the beach. I wish I could rematch godric right now I would actually wipe the floor with that little bitch You can put your summon sign to help people, but it's not the same. Is that true? Can I should I should we go rematch godric as a spirit? I think we should I think that's a great idea That's a great idea You got a problem with me Fucking screaming in my ear dude. No, that's a great idea. I'm gonna beat the shit dude I'm going to save I'm gonna be a hero. How do I put my summon sign down chat How do please I have to do this. It's up to you now I don't know who needs my services chat, but I just hope I can help them. I'm being summoned Damn, somebody somebody was like fuck godric on god, dude, and you know what I can fucking do the thing is This is their battle. I'm just here to help. I'm just here to help somebody called upon my services d7 Damn, this guy's a Pleasure doing business with you boys. Oh no Wait, all right, wait for him to make a move. Let's go boys Oh, damn. He's getting his fucking ass beat. All right. Now you're gonna want to Oh, he's just getting fucking cooked. That's his five attack. That's his five three four Five go in go in go in Hey guys, do you not know you're supposed to jump that there we go. He's down kick his ass Let him get up. Let him get up careful careful. I don't know who the main guy of this lobby is But if he dies, it's over Oh, I'm fucking putting in work. Oh, we are putting in fucking work right now stut him Oh kick his fucking ass Uh, I'll do that dodge that dodge that dodge that Oh, oh, nobody got command grab look this little piece of shit. Oh ante here ante here Oh, watch out. Watch out. Hold on. Let me get a piece of him. Let me get a piece. Hey, come on boys Let me get a piece. Let me get a piece of that Oh, hey boys. It's looking like I might not make it to the end That's what a bitch would say I don't know if I got the last hit or not, but I'm just happy to have help boys. He's gonna take us away rune arc No, my job's finished. It's time to go. Oh, he got his grace chat. He got his grace. He was so happy Oh, I got it. I beat this shit out of that guy Again again No chat. We were just helping This fucking sword time to move on shit Even though I I don't know if I do want to move on or not. We've accomplished a lot in this stream Holy shit. We beat the piss out of that. I'm just glad I helped that guy, you know I know Godric gave me some trouble So I'm glad that I was part of a team that helped that guy complete it