 Hey, what's going on, man? Hey, we're back for the third season. New Jackthriller City, man. Y'all give it up for yourselves, everybody. Yo, we got a real special show today, man. But first, man, give it up to my DJ, DJ Samoa. Let's go. Hey, y'all give it up to my co-host, little Playboy. Yo, yo, yo, what up? Give it up to my other co-host, Gigi McGuire. And give it up to my other co-host, Eric Adachi. Yeah. And y'all give it up for the guest of the hour he hails from Adamville, Georgia, man. This is one of the funniest niggas in comedy right now. He on tour right now with all the big names. 85 South, Mike Helps, you know what I'm saying? Shit, going on tour with Martin Soong and whatnot. Y'all have seen him on everything. Apollo, when that shit was on, he probably was dead. He could have been on that shit. He could have been on Def Jam. Oh, God. You know what I'm saying? I think he just did come up with you for real, though. In Vegas, like I said before, he one of the funniest niggas in the comedy. You just see him on ReshapPeopleMeet.com, man. Y'all give it up for money, bag, mafia. Let's go. Man, money bag, what's up, baby? Same ball, different draw, man. Man, these same goddamn balls, different draws. Hello. How many draws you got at the house now? Shit, I don't even want a fucking no more, man. That's why I said, you know, put you in it up. Doing something new. I've been free balling lately. I can dig it. I can dig it, man. How's that, like, changed your life and whatnot? And when did you know? You know what? It's over for the e-draw. It's over for the e-draws. I'm not interested in my draw. You canceled your draw. Yeah, man, I can navigate too far. They went too far. I can navigate better without them. You know what I'm saying? One hundred percent. Yeah, man. One hundred percent. You got there, but the only problem is the pressure. The pressure, man, when it comes to them goddamn, because I'm a sweat-paying guy myself. OK. I'm a sweat-paying guy. I try to always make sure I got a big enough sock. So, you know what I'm saying? You know, I'm fooling them. I'm fooling them. Trigger them. You're dick-fishing. I'm dick-fishing. That's exactly what I'm doing. OK. You got any suggestions or you got anything that any techniques that I could do to, you know what I'm saying, raise up my pussy gang when somebody's standing between my legs of the female persuasion. You got to go get a BDL. A DDL. Yeah. It's a DDL. Dominican dick, Lil. It's a DDL. I know somebody that got one of them. Hold on. You know somebody who got one? Yeah. This is a real thing. Yeah, I know somebody that got a DDL. And what does this mean? So basically, a BDL is Brazilian butt lift. That's when they give you lipo in any region where you have fat and they take that fat, harvest it, and put it into your butt. So we like to say DDL because it's the dick. But yeah, a man can get lipo and that fat could be harvested and put into his dick. And it's going to make it, it's going to give it some girth. It'll make it a little chunky. So it's going to, OK, so not lymph? No, not lymph. Not lymph. I have a dick shaped like a baby jar. Well, so you don't need it then. It's not going to do nothing for you because you don't want it to be too damn wild. You still want to be able to fit. 100%. I definitely want to be able to fit. Because if the dick don't fit, you what? You must have quit. You must have quit. You must hit a wish of shit. That particular point, then it's time to strap on. It's then it's time to goddamn strap on. Money bag, man. So, you know, like, let's start for when does comedy start with you, bro? Really, all my life, man, I've been silly as fuck, man. But, you know, to turn it into something lucrative, you know, me and Fly started out with the vines, started out doing vines and, you know, moved over to Instagram and motherfucking started paying you to promote their shit and all that. When Niggas started saying it could be, you know, you can make money from it, then we started, you know, transgression from that. He did stand up first. I really followed the niggas footsteps as far as to stand up and shit like that. Go, but from the jump, we was doing skits on vines. That's where it all started. Do it for the vines. Do it for the vines. And that back, vines were like, was it four seconds or six seconds? Six seconds, you had to be funny. That's why I said vines were different. You really had to be funny in six seconds. Yeah. You had to be different back then. It's hard to be funny in six seconds. It's hard to be funny in six seconds. Well, it ain't hard if you're really funny. If you, if we talking about skits, though, on the phone, like, naturally funny, that's different. But I'm talking about to actually make a skit in six seconds. Like, that's a lot. Money bag, why do you think vines don't exist no more? I don't know, you know, everything, you know, grow, move, it changed. You know, the same way we're from vines. That was a different time and era, though, man. I mean, it's technically TikTok today. Yeah. That's what vines is, TikTok. Six seconds just ain't enough. Six seconds. Clearly. When you're paying for it, it is. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, too shaggy. Too shaggy. Too shaggy. Hey, was you sick when Vine had them became obsolete? Because it was like that shit was like overnight one day. Yeah, I wasn't tripping about that shit because we had already moved in. We was doing both like Vine and Instagram. And you know, like a lot of shit begin to water down. That's like Instagram today. That shit's so watered down, bro. Like, they won't let you be raw as you want to be. You know, my content dirty, you know what I mean? I do my thing. I talk crazy. My shit begin to lead it, so I be like, fuck it. Do you care at this particular point? And you know, do you feel like you are censoring yourself and you pretty much walking on eggshells? Yeah, yeah, I do care. I actually miss shooting how I used to shoot. But it's like, I'm thinking, like, why put all that thought into something that they're going to get deleted anyway? You know what I'm saying? So I just don't even take the time out of doing no more than to start doing. I'd rather do TV, man. If y'all going to, you know, then talk shit, at least let me get paid for it for real. What about you two? You don't want to just do it. You two the same way? It's certain shit you can't say on nothing. Only fans. It's hard to monetize. Only fans. You say whatever you want on only. Language. It ain't all about porn, though. You can do it. Yeah, you a freaky frog. No, that's the truth. Oh, for real? That's the truth. It's a lot of people on only fans that pop shit all the time. Is people doing comedy on there? It could be a joke. I would think about doing comedy porn. Comedy porn? Yeah. You going to get the fuck out of here? No, no, no, like, naked on stage. No, not like being naked, but comedy porn, like change it up, like change it. Like robling? No, like being sexy, doing telling jokes. Like, not like getting fucked in the ass and then telling jokes at the same time or? No, no, no. You know I like it the fuck. So wearing lingerie and sexy. Yeah, and you ever like knock, knock. Who's that? Oh, sexy voices, sexy girls, and making it funny. Like, who's that with? You ready to come? I don't know. What? Yeah. Ready to come where? Yeah. I ain't think they're paying for no shit like that. Oh, my f- how'd you know? These people will pay for it. It's the lady that just show her toes and get paid like 300,000 she said a week. But just show her. I mean, well that's understandable. Niggas have foot fetish. Listen, people sell their fart in jars and all type of shit. Niggas on one of your jokes. For only fans? Man, play with your coochie. Play with your coochie. Oh, damn. Play with your coochie. Don't even talk for real. Just play with that one. I don't even need to. Ace. A Gigi got only fans. A Gigi, your husband turned up. I have only fans. I have only fans. Let me ask you this. Tell her what you're doing on your money back. Would you subscribe? So my only fans is just really me showing my sexy side because I'm not the girl that's going to put my ass on the sink in the bathroom and take the selfie. Like, I'm not doing that. Yeah, I'm not subscribing. But I'm going to do that on my only fans. I'm not doing it on Instagram. But on only fans, I'm giving sexy. I used to be a stripper, so I'm still dancing. I got a pole in my house. I'm doing poletrics. I'm twerking. And you know, it's giving body. I got a little something happening. So, you know, it's full nudity. However, I am not a porn star. I've never done. It's full nudity. You butt naked. I'm butt booty naked. You want to see? Showing the hoe. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. So we could, for research purposes. So it's definitely giving, it's definitely giving nude. However, I am not, there's no point. I'm not sucking. I'm not fucking. I'm not licking a coochie. See, I can never subscribe to no one fan, bro. What about, what about playing with your squirting online? You squirting online? So, so basically I do custom orders. So you can get a custom order. Hold on, cut, cut, cut. Money bag, can you give her a custom order? Yeah. Go ahead. I want you to fart in the jar, put the top on it, and send it to me. I will do that. How much you doing that for? I want you to catch a fart and paint it for $4,000. I will do that. Got it. Done. You're going to paint the part. I'm going to do what he need me to do. Damn. I'm trying to find a picture where I'm actually nude. OK, here's one. Yeah, pass it, picture plate. Pass it on. Jack can't. Yeah, tell me what's going on. Get that for me. Tell me what's going on. It's worth the subscription. So that's what you're going to get just for the subscription. You're going to get that on my timeline. God damn. All right. But in order to get anything more than that, it's a. Hold on, hold on. You see it, Jack? You see that motherfucker, boy? That motherfucker look good. In order to get anything more than what you see right there, it starts at $150 a minute. Minute. So you getting naked for $100 off the real? I'm getting naked like that for the whatever the subscription price is. I don't even know what it is right now. I think it might be $17.99. I do a lot of sales. I do a lot of like 50% off, 62% off, 69% off. It just depends. Phone that went black like a motherfucker. It's just. He just blown on it. I don't know, man. I can't subscribe. I haven't found one woman I subscribed to because I just go on my phone and you know what I'm saying? Just got you. So something. You ain't never subscribed to OnlyFans, though. Nobody? Nobody, bro. Man, I see like a lot of old high school people shit like that on OnlyFans. I'm like, man, I always wonder what this shit look like. Come on now. I'm going to pay this for $19.99. I'm going to break the dementia code for you. Go to Reddit. It's already on Reddit. It's already on Reddit. Hold on. Everybody on Reddit? A lot of 90% of OnlyFans is on Reddit. A lot of my shit is on Reddit. Let me be honest. I done looked up a couple of. Hence why I'm only given what I just said. Did you see my vagina? No. No, you did not. I was fully new, but you did not see Lil Miss Cockatoo. Right. I had it. You was it? How you hide it? My vagina. You took it. I did took. Honestly, I absolutely did took. Wait a minute. I got to go back to it. I'm gross. That's all right. Do you know your co-worker? Now, if you want to see it, you can pay more to see it. But I'm not just going to give that for the subscription. You didn't see it like the print? Yeah, but me, that's all you're going to get. But they want to see the whole thing. They want to see the paint. They want to see the clip? Some people are only fans. They want to spread that thing, hoping. Slapping it with everything and they up underneath their bed and in a sock drawer. Oh, well, the toys. It get real, right? Yeah, yeah. Compared to that, that's like this is very model for women that got like vagina, her style, her vagina kind of be up. So she can tuck her mouth so little, you going to see everything in one shot. I need to see that. It is pretty fat. Yeah, she can tuck up. She got like me. You know how big a pussy got to be for you to tuck it? Yeah, I love it. It got to be fat. Look, look from the Peaks under dress. I'm tucking it right now. That ain't sitting on that. It's like a fish. That ain't sitting on the whole thing right now. But yeah, I'm here for all of you, man. It works for me, you know, to each their own. It works for me. It definitely pays some bills. Hosted by Gigi McGuire. Show me the hottest Gigi. Let's go. Who's coming with me? It's me, your girl Gigi McGuire, aka Miss. Show me the money. It's giving Jack's beauty of the week. And today we have here with us the lovely Mac Mustang. Come on, Mac Mustang. Oh, I'm getting in. I'm getting out. How you doing, girl? I'm good. How are you? Can I ride with you? I'm looking good. You look gorgeous. Thank you, honey. It's getting hot. We're going down this questionnaire with the starting with the basics before we go a little spicy. So it's giving age. I'm 33. 33. Ow. Sign. Aries. Aries. Fire. It's getting hot in here. Take off your clothes. Period. And what's your hometown? I'm from Atlanta, East Side. Oh, come on now. Decatur. Where's Greta, baby? What's that? Always. Come on. Rene High School. Latonya. OK. Oh, damn. She said get it right. All right. And to spice it up a little bit, what is your sexual interest? Are we straight, gay, bi, little curious? I'm bisexual. Yes. Yeah. Talk to shit. I'm bisexual. Right. But when I'm on the side, I'm on the side. So have you ever been in a relationship with a woman? Yes. For my longest female relationship was three years. Oh, wow. So you really? See, I'm like fake bi. So I'm a suck on some pussy, right? But I don't want to be in a relationship with a girl. It's different, but it's not different. I can't really do it no more as an older woman because. Because what? Because I can beat them up. We don't need no domestic charges, OK? We need to stay all the way away from White Street as possible because it's dangerous over there. Oh, we got a live one. All right. What is your favorite sexual activity? So we're going beyond just position. What is your favorite thing to do when it comes to sex? I would have to say, suck and dig. Oh, oh. You got to be good at it. I'm top two and I'm not two. OK, because when you love something, when you love doing something and you enjoy doing something, you are very, very much better. It's giving people a practice until we can't get it wrong. Let me get it right. And Gigi, Gigi, she just said she top two. She said she top one. She said she is the one. She said it's giving one of one. Before her and none took off, don't meddle this. OK. God damn. I ain't never had no shit like that before. Shut up. Whoo. Damn. So what are your thoughts on the whole 50-50 relationship situation? Are you splitting bills in rent with Bay? I don't even. I don't have thoughts because I don't think about that. OK. Oh, damn. So it just ain't happening. We keeping it far away from Mac. I play my part and he play his part. His part is to provide and protect. And my part is to nurture and take care of my house and our children. I'm here for that. I'm here for that. There's so much going on these days when it comes to that conversation. And there's so many women who are like, yeah, I'll do that. I feel a lot of times women that automatically jump on the side of, oh, well, I don't want no nigga taking care of me. Are you going to pick me? No. It's given they've never been given that opportunity before. Damn. They have not had to experience the know that that's what they're just picking the side that they always been on anyway. Talk that shit, man. All right. Mac aggressive. Have you ever faked that orgasm with a woman? That's good. I can't recall because if it's not him. You splitting? Ain't nobody trying to hear that bullshit. My biggest thing is I just like to fake it like I'm sleep. OK. Like I was a little too drunk and just passed out. Have you ever fell asleep on a dick? Have I ever fell asleep on a dick? Yeah, like with it in you or in your mouth, perhaps. Yeah. I might be a little too tipsy and just decided like, bastard, you want to suck your dick in it. Ish. You know, we snoring. I like this girl. Trobbering. The slob coming down and unintentionally getting a dick wet still. I like the girl. He move it, so we just. OK. I get back to it when I let go. OK. All right. I know that is right, honey. Miss Mac Mustang. She breathe through her nose. OK. Oh, I like it. So let's go. Let's keep it in sex. Let's go with what would you say is your greatest memory in the bedroom or in anywhere having sex? Like, what's that one time that you're replaying your mind every once in a while and you're like, damn, that was that was the one. I was having sex with the guy. I would probably put him at the top. He probably was my. The best. The top of the top. And he used to ask me to slap the shit out of him. Oh, yeah. While we was fucking. OK. Like, especially like if you know he pissed me off. I'm here for a little sexual aggression. Yeah. Oh, yeah. And so he would just like kind of let me whoop his ass. Yes. That get my pussy wet. I like that. I slept a little too. What? All right, girl. It's good talking to you. Let's give the people your info because you know they going to be checking for you, girl. So let them know how they can find you. I am underscore M.A.C. underscore Mustang on all platforms, Twitter, Instagram, YouTube, everywhere. So some money bag. When did you start like noticing that? Yo, I'm popping now. I'm popping now. Where are you? What time is it? And what's the epiphany that you have? Oh, really, when people would say like, yeah, like if my sister be like, yeah, I told them, you my brother, they didn't believe me. I was like. Hey, that's the best. That's the best. I said, oh, shit. I was like, yo, yo. I had to pull up pictures, old pictures of we with babies and all this shit. I was like, oh, your nigga popping. That's real. When your family be doing that shit right there. Because nobody don't, nobody believe my mama. Right. Nobody believe my mama. My mama be trying to use me to get dick. I'm all bullshit aside. All bullshit aside. Don't do my eye like that. Don't do my eye like that. Hey, man, hey, it is what it is. I don't like it. It's very embarrassing. And I always tell these niggas, hey, I hate on my mama too. Like, I mean, I don't know that bitch. I'm cocky blocking like a motherfucker. No, no, fuck that. Fuck that. The craziest thing that a woman ever did to get your attention, money bag. What's that? To get my attention. To get your attention, man. Big, I'm talking about a fan, crazed fan. Nigga, I had a big goddamn put me, try to put me on child support. No, you can't get no crazier than that. Listen, never met her. OK. And sent the police to my house. Never touched this lady, nothing. You sure after a drunken night, you might have been with this lady. I never touched this girl, ever. Did you know her at all? I did not know her. So how did you dispute this? Shit, I had to go take a whole fraternity test. You bomb shit. I swore on everything about a baby. I didn't even know this nigga's name. Wow. They're like, do you know a, no, no, no, no, fuck that. Woo, woo. I don't know what to fuck. Didn't have to go to court or none of that because the baby wouldn't mind when a girl came back. I'm like, then I found out later on, you know what I'm saying, to somebody that knew of the girl, that some kind of shit was going on, but she knew the girl who was doing that shit. So she was banking on you, forgetting that you slept with her. Man, the bitch wanted me to come to court. She wanted me to see her in court. I guess that was going to be the first time we met. Got you. You think she was doing it for clout, trying to catch an Instagram moment with you? Probably. Ain't no telling. Ain't no telling. But yeah, that's just outlandish, brother. Do some shit like that. That's crazy because I was in a relationship at the time. And how did that affect your relationship? You know. He said at the time. At the time. OK. I know you don't give a fuck no more. I don't give a fuck. I ain't give a fuck then. I was waiting under there. That problem guy asked my prayer because I'll try and get away from that bitch anyway. OK. Got you. Got you. Are you a relationship guy, man? Or are you a... Man, I'm trying to be married, man. I'm tired of being a hoe, man. That's the conversation I was ready to get through. Why? I'm sick of being a hoe, man. I want to be married, man. Let's talk about it. Yeah, man. Like a lot of this, man. Look, man. Put us on. Can somebody out there right now is thinking in themselves? Man, money back has it all. All he does is do comedy. He's with 85 South, travels the world, and he fucking hoes all day. What would you say to that young man? Nigga, you ain't wrong. But I'm tired. So I'm trying to... Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Bitch, you guessed it. Yeah. Yeah. You was right. You was right. Yeah. I'm tired of this shit, man. I'm trying to... I'm trying to be somebody hood, man. Tricking off. Different personalities and shit. I'm tired of this shit. Okay. A lot of people say, this is popular right now, that the dating pool is full of piss, and do you think that you could actually find this woman? And how do you expect to do that when everybody knows you and everybody want to go home with you? Man, look, you got to be a passport, bro. That's by one, man. I'm going to go get a bitch from Goddamn Hugo Slavia, man. Fuck it. The 90-day fiance is going to... Yeah, I'm going to go Middle Eastern somewhere where they know how to let a man be a motherfucking man, man. I'm the one standing up, do the pissing, and I do the fucking. We can't be two alphas in the month. I ain't trying to hear that bullshit. Can't be two alphas. All that two alpha shit. I ain't without all that, man. It's crazy you said that, because when I was at the barbershop today, they had this exact same conversation. And they were saying how you can go to Africa, build a mansion for 40,000, and have four wives, and everybody's just doing whatever the fuck you want them to do for you. That don't sound bad. It don't. That don't sound bad at all. I'm confused. Not confused. I'm just trying to understand when you say you want somebody going to let a man be a man, so you're dealing with women that's not... You dealing with women that's not letting you be manly? No, I mean, they feel like they the motherfucking man, too. We both came with a draw, y'all. You know what I'm saying? I need a motherfucker... I'm not right on that. Now, like, a woman that's not letting you to be the man, what is she doing that's, quote, unquote, manly? Put the ladies on. Like, bro, you... What's the word I'm looking for? Like, you just... What's the word I'm looking for? I'm a little high. It's okay. We low. When she was aggressive, she... You challenging me. Stop challenging me. What's a challenge? When you talk about a double dare, or what do you mean? Listen, at the end of the day, let's say you and your... Let's say you and your girl in the house, any man here, you and your girl out. Somebody kick the dough in. Mm-hmm. What's she gonna do? Hey, you... Somebody go down there. You gonna hide behind you. That's what you're supposed to do. Do it all the time. Hide behind me all the time. Not just when your life is dangerous. Yeah. Oh, now it's time to be a man. Oh, when it's time to open the door, it's time to be a man. When it's time to pay for something, it's time to be a man. When I tell you to shut the fuck up, it ain't time to be a man no more. You know what I'm saying? Tight shit like... Little shit like that. I don't want to get... You shouldn't have to tell her to shut the fuck up, though. What should I tell her? She... I mean, you shouldn't have to go there. She should know her place and her role and how to play it. Easy to say. But what if you did it with a woman who just ain't never dealt? She's been... She's been the dominant one in all her situations. That seems like what he's dealt with. But the thing is, it's... You saying she should know and maybe she just don't know because she's never had a man to take control of certain things. So when him telling her, shut the fuck up, it's like that's new to her. Like, hold up. Don't talk to me like that. I'm pretty sure the nigga done said that before. Yeah. These women are grown now. I'm to the point where... I'm just using that as like a... Listen, I'm the nigga that say it. I'm pretty sure another nigga probably did it physically. I'm the nigga that just say it. You know what I'm saying? All right. Okay. At the end of the day, it's just a respect level, man. It's a respect... I'm big on respect. I respect you. I feel like everybody have roles. A car has a steering wheel, motherfucking glove part. Like, we have roles. Everybody have roles. Ain't no car got two steering wheels. That's true. That's true. That's okay. It's a steering car. Well, hold on. I didn't see that car. It's a dropper's head. It's a flag. That is so true. I get it. It's a lot though with women, man. Especially... I know. Niggas be trying to be patient. And women do too because you have so many women out here nowadays that they've been the man in most relationships and in the household. And you know what I'm saying? They've been the man of what? Go get you a motherfucking girlfriend. Go scissors. Wow. Go do that. Like, quick, if you know you are a masculine woman and this is what you used to. Stop coming to masculine men with that energy. Like, go get you a girlfriend. Go scissors. Go do that over there because it ain't going to never work unless you check yourself first before you get into a situation like that. I mean, I can get that, but I'm just saying though, will you be patient with her and try to... If you know that, right? You know this woman so you're her life. And she just... And you see it. Sometimes they're not even aware of it, but they're just regular. You can be patient with her and just be like, hey, talk to me. That ain't how you talk to a man. That ain't... Do, do, do, do, do, do, do. I done been there. I done tried to be patient. And that's when they get to niggas yelling that they want me. They don't start off like that. You know what I'm saying? They get to a point where we keep telling you the same motherfucking thing. It used to be, baby, can you please be quiet? Baby, can you please stop? And you don't get it. So now I was like, shout it, shit, please. Fuck out of here with that shit. Now, this the type of energy we got to give it all. So what's the buildup? So, and I'll be trying to tell women if we masculine and you giving us masculinity and we know we more masculine than you, we always have to top that. And then that's what makes it toxic because you're not in your soft era. I want to be in my sweetheart era, a gentlemen era. I want to bring up these flowers and I want to do shit like that. But give me a reason to. Yeah. That's all I'm saying. I'm dead where I'm at. I'm going to be soft. I'm so tired of being so... You feel me? Like, I don't want to stand on normal business. I'm going to never thought that. Not like that. I mean, like being a man, standing on being... No, you can do it. Please do it. Let me flow. Like I just said, I want to flow on the boat. Okay. Let me ask you a question. Like, do you feel like a woman that... I don't want to say have a lot of body. A woman that was real promiscuous, right? Do you feel like that make it hard for her to date? Like, when she's ready to be serious, you don't feel like none of all that shit, the different personalities she done been through affect her? Yes. Yes, it do. How do it affect her? First of all, just spirits. Like, she done been with a lot of men, all them things being inside her body. So, I believe, I co-heartily believe in things like that. Like, you have them soul ties, them spirits, and y'all going to incline together and all that stuff messed up. So, she just... And women, let's just say she been promiscuous. She been with that man, that man. We... We cope with our man. Like, if I got a man and he smoke cigar, of course I'm feeling on how to smoke cigar, too. So, now I'm a bitch that smokes cigars. This nigga, he was like soccer. Now I know how to play soccer. Now I know how to ride horses. This nigga, he a green dog. Now I got some freesties for sale. This nigga, green dog. You don't took all that in. So, now this bitch is just crazy. So, now she just crazy because she got all that in her, because, you know what I'm saying? So, you saying when you mix all the nuts together and you create a whole new nigga and whatnot, you taking on different personalities and what... So, you become a whole different type of polar. Not even... Not even aware of it. I think so. You're 10 polar. You're 20 polar. Yeah. She is. She is. She might not know it, but she is. And she wondering why she can't find herself or be the woman that the man that she probably really love now and want to sell her down with. She can't be that woman that she want for him because, and then it affects her if the man know her reputation too. Okay. Some men can deal with that. Some men can't deal with a lot of people saying he had a girl. I can deal with that shit. I can deal with it too. Yeah. If I ask you how many people you done been with, I don't give a fuck about the dick. But I'm trying to figure out how many niggas I'ma have to deal with mentally. Oh yeah. Yeah. I never looked at it like that. But it is a lot. I can deal with it if I don't know these niggas. If I know these niggas. Oh yeah. If you hit a homie, it's a dub. Yeah. If your number, if the niggas' numbers in my phone, then it's a problem. But what? You just know of the man. Oh, that's cool. He can talk about me behind my back. No, no. That's different. But like a homie or something, like you coming to me like, you know me and your homie, but I don't give a fuck how much we in love. Yeah. As soon as you get out the tub, it's a dub. Yeah. Motherfucking dub. Yeah. I'm dating this really cool chick right now. I mean, she's checking off all the boxes. Where you work at? Say what? Where you work at? Where? You know, it's not a pronoun. It's really a girl. Okay. It really is. Yes. Not a pronoun. Yeah. She's a blackjack dealer at a casino. And yeah, she's bisexual, which is dope as fuck. Okay. She take it in the ass. She eatin' my ass. What about the other shit, man? Like, do she cook for you? I know. Do she take care of you spiritually? Or is that for you? I was gonna say that, too. Oh, my God. I was gonna go there. I was definitely gonna go there. Okay. But your wedding vows gonna be crazy. They was. They used to be. Yeah. But now, you know, I don't know if I actually want to go to the actual ceremony or the traditional way of getting married, but I could definitely be with someone for the rest of my life that shares these type of traits and whatnot. You know what I'm saying? Because I didn't like... I got married in divorce before. And just the whole process of it is some bullshit because it takes too long. It's expensive for no reason. Cost a lot of money. Yeah. It's not cool. But just being able to say, hey, man, so, shit, how long are you gonna be here? When can you get the fuck out? That shit went way better for me. But yeah. I don't... Being... Having a past, that don't bother me at all. It doesn't bother me. It's just how it affects you the day moving forward. Like, if I see that shit still fucking with you, that's a fight you ain't gonna never win. Yeah. Being extra flirtatious or when I say extra flirtatious, I mean, like, don't be DMing no niggas and shit. You know what I'm saying? I don't need nobody to be able to say I fucked Jack Thrill a girl and whatnot. Or, you know what I'm saying? Like, for instance, I tell this story all the time and me at home but I almost got into it a couple of weeks ago about the shit. But back when I was married, the lead singer and so, for real, he had DMed my wife, right? Damn. Yeah. And so I checked the nigga. I was like, hey, man, nigga, what the fuck you in my... My girl DMed my wife. I'm gonna kill you when I see you. No, I said, nigga, I'm gonna beat the candy-coated raindrops up out your ass. Like, have you ever loved someone so much you thought you'd die, nigga? Yeah, nigga, he gon' tell me. He gon' tell me that was his assistant and whatnot. His assistant be going like, nigga, you know that will fucking you, Jason. That was your ass, Jason. What the fuck, man, name? What he DMed her? He was like, hey, what's up? Shout out to Shorty because we was in New York at the time. Shorty. Yeah, yeah. He was like, yo, he just said, what's up? And the what's up was, that was too far for me. Damn. That was too far for me. You know what I'm saying? She got pictures of you on her page and everything. All that. We was in the same default picture. Oh, yeah. It was disrespectful at that point. Yeah, it was disrespectful. He said he was trying to get my attention. What? You got it, nigga. You got it. I almost fucked up. I came to the concerts and all kind of shit, man. We had them got down, talked about it backstage and stuff. He apologized. We best friends now because I ain't with the bitch no more. It's funny how when you get a little bitch then it's cool. We didn't have kids, so it was easy to, you know, get over the shit. You got kids? No, I don't have kids. I pull out. I got a condom on right now. You just never know. You just never know. This man's so funny. Hey, what's up, man? You know what time it is. It's foodie call. Now, what a foodie call is, like I told you, that's when you take a girl out and she had no intentions to give you something, but you didn't spend a lot of money. So today we got Gigi McGuire and we got another comeback because it's comeback season with Chef Torres. Yo, Gigi, tell us what Chef Torres got for us today. Show us the money. It's your girl, Gigi McGuire. Miss, show me the money in the building. And one thing for certain, two things for sure, I'm always ready to eat. I stay ready to put something in my mouth. It might be some food. It might be some digger. It might even be some pussy. But today we got some sushi and I like these options that we have going here, especially the raw ones because in the words of ODB, you'll be able to be like it. Raw. Just joking. Safe sex always. Condoms first. Shit. Okay. It's getting hot in here. Hey, Chef. How you doing? I'm good. Pleasure to be in your presence. It's a pleasure to be in yours as well. I love me a man that can cook, man. I got it all. I got it all. Put it all where it's supposed to be and put you straight to sleep. It's giving the idea. So what do you got right there? So we got your spring rolls. I like to consider some healthy options. You're going to put it in your mouth and put it in your body. Let's make sure it's going to do something good. So we're going to spring rolls that involve vegetables, fresh ingredients, cucumber, avocado, carrots. And what lady doesn't like a little crab meat? Right, Gigi? We love the crab meat. I had crabs one time. Never mind. Don't even worry about that. But yeah. Crab's you had ain't had no meat. They ate all my meat. They tried to eat all my meat though. They tried to eat all my meat. Yo. You got to take the claws off. You got to take them claws off. Oh yeah. Crab's no claws. So if you're going on a foodie call, let me ask you this. Gigi, you just tasted that right there. And what do you call that, Torres? Spring rolls. Spring? And we got a vegetable roll as well. Got you. And what do you feel? How do you feel about that, Gigi? Well, one thing for certain. Two things for sure. I love me a nice, big, long cucumber. OK. Cucumber challenge. So in a carrot as well. So I'm here for the veggies. I'm here for the rice because we got to keep it nice. And clean. And clean. The crab meat and the cream cheese. We love a little cream filling. I'm here for all of it. The only thing is, going on a foodie call and having sushi, I'm not going to get that foodie call orgasm that I need because as soon as I get my ass back on, I'm going to be hungry again. Absolutely. I'm going to call the chef. So it sounds like a whole other foodie call. You making it a double foodie call. I mean, this is, you know, this is giving a little daytime rendezvous. This is giving a little lunch meat, a little lunch meat foodie call. Two dates in one day? I love it. It's giving a happy hour. Got you. You hard to keep up with Gigi. It's giving, let's get things started. But I might need me a good tomahawk by the end of the night. Oh, damn. All right. Bone in. Damn, Torres, you going to accommodate right there? Absolutely. Okay. Tell them how they can follow you, Chef Torres. So you can follow me on Instagram, at chefteres, T-E-R-E-S, not a Z. You will travel right for that foodie call? Oh, I'm going to travel. I'm going to show it right at your doorstep. Hey, we got to bring you back, Chef Torres. That's right. All right. And that's your foodie call. A goddamn featuring Gigi Maguire. Let's go. So look, I wanted to ask a few seconds ago, you said you don't care about how many bodies she had, right? Yeah. But bodies on top of bodies. Jack said it just can't be nobody she knows. So would you rather have a girl that date? Would you rather have a girl that date? I mean, they had, let's say, 60 people, right? You know, none of them. I'm lying, bro. A girl that only had three people and, you know, one of the three. Man, listen, at the end of the day, we all got motherfucking problem, man. Compared to her 60-body nigga and the shit that I done, the hole I done took up through there, I'm going to judge you. Oh, man. That's a good answer. That's a good answer. Knowing I done fucked one of your home girl before that. Probably. I can't judge you. I can't look at you and I'm like, oh, now let me not, it ain't going to sit right when you tell me you got 60 bodies. I'm like, damn, because you just ain't nothing sacred about you. You just give it away. Like, ain't nothing, you know what I'm saying? That's not true, bro. You can't do that. Man, please. You can't do that. 60? Yeah, dawg. I know a lot of people that got 60 bodies in you and your 20s. Hold on. How old you is? I'm 35. Okay, you 35. 60 bodies divided by, let's say, 15 years. That ain't that much. That ain't that much. That's like averaging about four bodies a year. That's a lot, nigga. Four bodies a year, bro. Four bodies for a woman? Four bodies for a year, yeah. That's a lot. Four bodies a year is not crazy, bro. For a woman? Bro, that's four seasons. Every time the weather changed, she got a new nigga. She got a new nigga. Every time the season changed, she got a new nigga. And she did that for you. She put a lot of miles on that ball for her. Come on, some ladies. Y'all are doing that. I have a question. When you say she put a lot of miles on it, right? So, let's say you have a young lady who has only had two sexual partners in her lifetime. She's 30 years old, right? The second sexual partner, she's been with him for 10 years and they have sex five times a day. Right? So, they fucking and fucking and fucking and fucking. They're really theoretically. They fucking and fucking, right? Okay. Now you have the girl who's in her 30s and she didn't have 60 bodies. What's the difference? Man, you got 60 bodies. That's 60 different dicks. Straight legs, hooks, that small. If the pussy going to Pound Town, it's going to Pound Town. If it's going on the private jet or on Delta first place. But what you said about mentally earlier, too, though. Oh, baby, that's different. You got to understand. The mental part of it. The mental part of it, like what you said earlier. So, that will be the issue? Or it's the different dicks that's the issue? As far as... What we talking about now, as far as what? As far as the difference. Which one would you rather? I'd rather have the... Who the fuck would not have the bitch that got two niggas? That would just make more sense. No, it would. I hear what you're saying right there, but you know what it is. You know what's fucked up for me? Inside relationships, when you get a boring abit. And this one I want to say, because if she only got two niggas that she's ever been with in her life. She ain't never been nowhere. She ain't ever did nothing. She don't know nothing. So, now her back art. She can't take no dick. She ain't sucking dick, right? That's the bad part about it. That she ain't had no experience. Come on, now. That's the bad part about it, though. You can teach me that mouth work, bro. You can teach me that. When you get the train in the motherfucker the way you... I don't want you to do it because it ain't... 60 niggas ain't shit new I can do with you. Nothing. Hold on. Hold on. Time out. You mean tell me 60 niggas and you... Is something out there that you ain't did yet? Why? Because I'm still learning stuff. I mean, you learn something new every day. Kinda. Not with that, man. What else... What else you gonna do with two niggas that are understandable? Fucking a pussy. Fucking a ass. Sixty-nine. Either ass. Like, you done did that. Sixty people. Come on. A Jeffrey Dahmer. And that nigga gone... You know what I'm saying? Out of 60 people, bro. When a woman says... Whenever I've been with a woman and she said some shit like... She's saving her asshole for marriage. And whatnot. So I need to try to asshole at first. But that'd be the point of... You know, niggas, we conquerors. We want to be the one to say we did something new. He did it first. So if you got 60 niggas and I'm like... Shit, you ever took the turd out of nigga ass? Ew. Just how deep you gotta think out of 60 niggas. Ew. I can't be like you have eight of nigga ass. I know you don't have eight of nigga ass. You ever been shit it off? Ew. Let me shit everybody paint you with it. Ew. That's gross. Jack, listen. I'm just saying for the sake of doing something new. This how deep you gotta be, bro. All right, this is the last thing I'm gonna say about that. Right, that was crazy. The last thing I'm gonna say about it is... He said that was crazy. You get a different experience from every person you would, right? No. You don't get a different experience from every person? My problem is now I feel like I'm running into the same motherfucking person over and over and over. Every time you have... What kind of experience do you mean sexual? No, I'm just saying when you are with a different woman, are you single right now? You're dating? Let's say you got two different girls that you're going out with. Yeah, I'm in a relationship. All right. So... Thank you. So... Thank you. I'm in a relationship. There you go. What's up with that? Yeah. Who this is? Who this is? Hypothetically. Who's gonna do it? I didn't know she was gonna do it. Hypothetically. I'm just asking. Hypothetically. I'm just asking. Hypothetically. I'm just asking. Hypothetically. And this is to all of you in the room. I'm in a relationship. And even to you, Erica, hypothetically, when you are dating, right, and you go on a date with date one and then next week you go on a date with date two. The experience you had with date one, even if y'all go to the same restaurant and all of that, the experience is gonna be different, right? But the experience is always gonna be, to a certain extent, it's gonna be good because it's new. Ain't nobody is, you know, comfortable. The possibility doesn't leak. Like, it's them just, you know, flings and shit. Of course it's gonna be good in the beginning. I'm talking about when you dealing with people for the long haul. Like, then what? It should get weird. But in the beginning it'd be fun, right? With everybody. It'd be the same shit with everybody. Don't be the same. 80% of the time. I say 80% of the time. 80% of the time. She's saying it's different because of the... The interactions and the interactions, the energy, the chemistry that you have with each person is gonna be different. You're not gonna have the same conversation. You're not gonna have the same feeling that you have with this girl that you have with that girl. And it's a catch-up 22. But when it comes to women, we have the same experiences. John ain't gonna treat me like Paul treated me. But you know what? And I'm not gonna have that same energy with them. I get that. That's coming from a woman. Okay. So they just don't get that. Yeah. We different. That because, yeah. Man, are we thinking about a six at the end of the first day? They be like, man, I fuck. I ain't even be thinking about that. On the first day, you ain't thinking about hitting it? You ain't hitting it? Really, if I'ma take you out, I look at you. It's bigger than that. If I just want to fuck you, I tell you to meet me somewhere. Like, you gonna know what's going on. If I'm willing to take you out, I really want to understand, you know, get to know you type shit. I ain't stressed by no puts. I feel like the initial introduction always has a little bit of sexual connotation laid out. I mean, we all know that women... Like, you ain't about to give a man... You ain't about to try to talk to a woman if you don't feel like one day you want to see how she feels inside. Like, you like the way she looks, so you want to eventually get to see how she feels inside. And even as a woman, when we decide to go ahead and get you that number or whatever, then we look at you, we get you that one over, like, I might fuck him one day. Might not be the day. But he possibly could get the pussy, so let me go and see what he... Give him my number and see what he's talking about. See where we can go. But as women, we get shamed for that. I ain't thinking about having sex. As women, we get shamed for that. Oh, no, like I said, on the third day, I don't be tricked. That's a foodie call right there, my boy. Listen to the point. Now, I don't even get my name out no more. Man, we text on Instagram. But you were in a relationship. Three, four months. Right? Please, listen. Jack, come on, come on along with what we got. Come on along with what we got, Jack. Come on along with what we got. I thought we was building. We tearing me down. We building. We building. Okay, cool. Yeah, I'm in a relationship. That was that feeling. Yeah. I love that for you. Stop it. Stop. I'm saying I'm to the point where, you know, before I didn't give out my motherfucking number because, you know what I'm saying? A lot of people don't deserve that. That's true. And I'm to the point where you might not deserve it, Dick. I'm not no thirsty nigga that want no pussy like that. You might not deserve me. It's sad. So at what point does a woman deserve you? When she get that act. When she know how to shut the fuck up. When she know how to shut the fuck up, like I can give any bitch some dick. But for me to really, you know what I'm saying? Move the way I move. Okay. Have you with me around and be able to tell the camera in front of everybody that I'm in a relationship? Yeah. That's when she got me. The 100%, 100% man. Now you on some major tours right now, bro. Like, what's the difference between rocking a comedy club and an arena? Everybody will tell you, bro, that I feel like you feel the same way. Like that intimate shit. You know I did stand up. You know that intimate shit from them comedy clubs. Just different, bro. Don't get me wrong. Doing them arenas is amazing, but it's like all the work that paid off. But them comedy clubs, that do be the work that pay off for you. It do. But bro, it ain't nothing like the motherfucking people stomping on the marina code. Yes, sir. That should get kind of scared. That shit different. It's different. Yeah, it is different. Like I said, I'm thankful for that shit, you know what I'm saying? And I look at it both on the same, but... Did you ever think it was going to get this far? Hell yeah. It ain't, it ain't, it ain't... Never been enough in your mind. It ain't nowhere near as far as it's going to be, though, when it's all said and done. What it look like? What it look like in the end for you? Listen, man, I might buy heaven when this shit over with. Okay. You talking about gold. I might buy heaven. But that's what you say. Baby. Damn, how much heaven costs? Okay. God, God, you hear that? You know what I'm saying? You got a for sale sign up there? What's going on? What's going on, man? What's going on, baby? You got to get on Zillow to find out. You got to get on Zillow. What you thinking? Small. You need to think big, bitch. What is heaven's area code out this motherfucker? Tell me. We going to find out, though. I can dig it. I can dig it, man. Yo, so what's non-negotiable when it comes to dating, bro? Non-negotiable? This might be typical, but I don't like no liar, bro. I hate a liar. I ain't the type of nigga you got a liar. Do you give them an example where it definitely counts as a lie? It's a lie. Like, you know, lie, nigga, not telling the truth. Like, if you doing something with other people and, you know, you would lie about it. Like, that's, I can't deal with that. Too many diseases going around each day. I'm the only one that should be fucking raw. I can fuck all the other whole raw. You can't fuck all them bigger raw. No. No. Yeah. Too much shit going on, man. If you're going to definitely be cheating out there or, you know, being promiscuous, make sure you're putting on a condom. You know, the Buddha hold different, though, because you can't really, I don't... Nah, nah, that's the worst of the worst. That's the worst of the worst. I don't know, because I never... I ain't gonna... Well, you bleed back there, my boy. I fucked with that, too. That's worse. You feel... Because you don't... Come on, now. My best, okay. This is my dog. You know, I don't even know where to stay. So I ain't gonna lie. You know what I'm saying? I'm gonna keep it a being. Yeah, the wrong Buddha. Oh, man. All right, we're gonna get too deep into it, John. All right, cool. We're the only two niggas on board with this conversation. Come on! I mean, I can't join in, because I'm still, like, version of that. For real? Mm-hmm. So you been goddamn fucking all the time? You ain't letting nobody goddamn get in the hole? Mm-mm. They try, but just... It's a good time. It's a good time. I heard. I'm here for it. That's what I heard. Yeah. Yeah. That's what I heard. What's stopping you from success? Niggas says success. Well, like, right now, like, my current partner that I may have, like, now, like... They here. Yeah, because he might be going hard, but... Right now, he's still on the list, but... I don't know if his penis will be it. Hm? How big is his penis? Oh, God, damn. Too big for that booty hole. Mm-mm. But if you really want to try, I can give you some tips that I learned from a porn star. Yeah, please. Can you help her? You gonna help me? Yeah, please help me. I need nothing else. So we're all familiar with Lisa Ann, right? That's my homegirl. Yeah. Yes. So come on, Barbara. Look at her. Yeah. So Lisa Ann was on lip service, and she gave us some tips from a pro on anal, because myself at the time hadn't had anal in a very long time, and I was scared to try it again, because just like my nipple piercing, I thought that hole had closed back up, and nothing gonna get in there. You thought your booty hole closed up? Just to the point where I couldn't fit Dick in in a moment. Okay. I mean, we know it was open. Oh, yeah. It got the... But I just thought that, you know, I ain't gonna be able to take Dick in my ass because it's been so long, and I was in fact dealing with the man who was welling down. Yeah. So I asked... Let's welling down just out of here. A big dick. What's a big dick? Big enough that you got to stretch your lips all the way till they don't stretch no more in order to fit it in your mouth. Big enough that he just came ramming... Oops, I missed and get it up in the asshole. You know what I'm saying? Big enough that you got to take some tips from a porn star in order to make it work. Yes, ma'am. So what Lisa Ann told me was... I don't think they... Tell me. Besides... That's why I was trying to see what was going on. Because I don't have none of these problems. So you can be having vaginal sex and oops and slip up and end up in the booty hole with no problem. Yeah. Well, no, no, no. No, I still... Yeah. I still know it. Not like that. I still have to work my way in. Okay. But it's not... It ain't crazy. No... Okay. I've been told I have a real pretty dick. So one potato, two potato? Three potato? Yeah. But I would say about one potato, like a potato, like about right there. Okay. About right... Yeah. Right there. It's not really baby jarring, but right there. Right there. Okay. So these tips that she gave me was, for one, of course we know to relax. Right? Do not clench your jaw, because when you clench your jaw, by default your booty hole clenches too. Right? That was the first... Oh, for real, like... Tighten up. Don't take it like that. For one. For two, you can prep your anus, your booty hole with butt plugs. So butt plugs come in a ray of sizes. They actually come in a one, two, three kit, where you can get like small, medium, large. And the third thing that she said is to use silicone-based lube. Now we all know we love KY Jelly with the blue top. Right? That's our go-to. Well, at least was my go-to when it come to the booty hole. Okay. But that's water-based. That's lube. You don't want to go water-based because it's going to dry faster and it's not going to give you that slippery slippage that you want, that the silicone base is going to give you. Okay. So you go silicone-based lube. You start with the small butt plug in your own time. You work yourself up to the big butt plug and then you relax and don't quench some jaws and when it's time for him to start that thing up in there, baby, if you hot and ready, then you ready to go. We do all this at the same time. Yeah, this is one serving? No. This is one serving of dick? No, no, no. You work your way up to it. This is one serving of dick, right? To get the dick in the ass, that's what you got to do. All of that. If it's that big and you need to stretch your booty hole to get it ready, then yes. If it ain't that big. Oh, it's not for me. Then you go straight to the silicone lube and you don't go to the butt plugs. I personally like a butt plug, though. Like, I like a butt plug. I'm saying you, the butt plug, you just... My nipple's hard. The butt plug, you just put it in? You just put those in. I mean, I put the lube on it first. And they scratch your whole... You got to get you one that's appealing, like, you know, one that light up. Like, get one that got your blood pressure on it. Okay. I have a set of three of the chrome ones that got the little rhinestone on the back. Yeah. See, I like shit like that. Shit like that be women, you know what I'm saying? That shit like that, it means something. Like, you got a butt plug. Lighten up. If you dancing for your nigga, like, if she come in and dancing, turn around, butt plug, light up. But you ain't gonna be able to see if it's inside of you. No, it's a hole. The back part is like a circle like that. That's the part that's out of your life. It's like a big-ass rhinestone. Let's stop it from going in. And let's stop it from actually going in. Because if it go up in there and it gets lost, then you're gonna have to put it in the yard. So, two questions. Is it reusable and do you use the... Can you clean it in the dishwasher? Yes and yes, actually. It is reusable. Yes and yes. Who clean that shit in the dishwasher? I'm personally not putting my butt plugs in the dishwasher. I'm gonna just go ahead and wash them out in the sink with some antibacterial soap. A lot of women don't understand that. I don't hit a lot of women in the ass because they're push-up trash. That's what I'm talking about, bruh. They don't know that. A lot of women don't know that. Like, this shit ain't it. It's too big because somebody holds puppets. You can put your whole hand on them. You know, you gotta... Permit the frog. Do something else. Something tight. Something that's gonna pull on that dick. This ain't pulling on nothing. Yeah. What? I'm saying when you say it don't pull it, like, A2B, it's too wide. I wouldn't even say too wide. I don't get that. I'm saying like, too... Too dry? Dry. Oh, too dry. That is a thing. No walls is not a thing. Just as well as we get up in age and have erectile dysfunction and shit. I done talked to Dr. saying that y'all shit. Y'all shit goes south, too. The shit y'all eat. Absolutely. All that. So, but then a woman would be like, yeah, nigga, you don't turn me on. Had me feeling lame for a long time. Like, I thought it was me. That's not right. That's not right. Yeah. That premenopausal pussy turned a trick on you in the wrong way. But that ass will never do that. Hey. You ain't never had no bad ass, have you? Premenopausal. Premenopausal. You ain't never had bad ass. Never. Never. Come on, man. I never met a asshole I didn't like. Hello. Please, please, man. People are crazy. You ain't never had no bad ass. A lot of women don't understand it. They got good, woe-out pussy. Yeah, that's true. It's some good, woe-out pussy. This shit wet as fuck, but this shit, boy, this shit, you can't feel nothing. You can't feel it. You can't feel shit, but it's wet. I almost drown in the pussy so I can't feel a butt. Yeah. They think they be doing something. They think they be doing something. That's not good. Sometimes it'd be good, woe-out pussy. Yeah, yeah. Wow. Yeah. Money bag, have you ever faked a orgasm? Hell, yeah. I spit on a bitch back all the time. Wow. I will spit on a bitch back. I will pull out of it. Oh my gosh, MB. Wow. Oh my God, that's so good. Wow. This was so good. Why do we fake a orgasm? Because you know it's not going to happen or because of the smell or what? It'd be a lot of, like I said, sometimes the pussy just ain't it. Like I ain't finna just keep sitting up here huffing and puffing knowing- Wetting shit. Blowing your house down. Knowing we ain't got that. We ain't getting nowhere. This shit dry, my dick hurt. Ouch. I'm finna spit on you. I'm finna spit on you. I'm finna spit right on that back. Wow. That's the first I've ever heard of that one. Have you ever thought, have you ever thought of pretending like you was going to skeet on a girl and you peed on her? Yeah, most definitely not. Okay. The fuck? Just me. Just me. Okay, got it. No peed on a girl in the shower? I do it all the time. I think that's a nigga thing. Can we all agree with that? Yeah. I pee all the time. So we all agree. Like niggas a doll for real. We can really be claiming our territory in the shower. Yeah. But it was- Listen, I did it. She ain't like that. I've never heard this. I've heard it. I was heavy on- You been peeing on Erica, you just didn't know. You been peeing on. But I was drinking heavy- A nigga peed in my bed before- No, niggas peed on your bed. If you and a man were in the shower before, nine times out of ten, he peed on your leg and it just blended in with the water. You had no idea. We do- You know how a dog would wear a tree up? Yep. We want niggas to smell that pee like- Yeah. Oh, he- Oh, you got a- You got a nigga, don't you? Yeah, yeah. He marked his territory. I done peed in the girl coochie hair in the shower when we were kissing this shit out of pee right at him's coochie hair. He in her coochie hair. Mm-hmm. Oh, my God. This is just- Never happened- Never happened to you? Mm-hmm. No, niggas never peed on my coochie hair. Probably have. Y'all know. I don't have no coochie hair. Y'all know. Oh, damn. I do. You got a landage room? I have nothing. It's completely bald. I had laser hair removal. It don't even grow no more. Hold on. So that's how I get rid of it. Mm-hmm. So laser hair removal. Laser hair removal. What is this consist of and doesn't hurt? It feels like you're getting- Popped with hot bacon grease for a few seconds. Like tattoo removal. Yeah, like tattoo. Exactly. It's the exact same laser. Oh, you got laser too? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Not down there. I'm talking about my tattoo. Oh, okay. Got you. Yeah. But it definitely- It kills the follicle. And it turns your chocolate chip cookie to a sugar cookie. AKA no dark spots. Well, I'd be wanting my- No dark spots. I'd be wanting my hair. Yeah, the dark spots come from- You know what? Nothing's wrong here. You know what? I heard that even though what people don't understand is that the vaginal hair is- Yeah. You know what I'm saying? But the way we set up D-day, they think that, you know, it's unappearable. Yeah, because they put on Instagram that you shave and all that stuff. But really, why do you even think you put the hair down now? But we- But we knocking to everybody at P.A., y'all? No. I mean y'all are, but that's a different conversation. Man, I know we do, but- I know we do, but- Okay. But it's not good to have your hair just removed, like, totally, though. I'm gonna tell y'all we're really not- And it's good for like the most of a woman. It keeps- You know what I'm saying? How do you feel about a nigga that like a little stank on some pussy ass? Like when he eat it. Am I the only nigga that- I do not- I like a little twinge. I like a little- I like a little twinge. Like, I want it to smell like that. That marriage- Not a stank ass, but I want it to smell like- Okay, this ass- That marinated. That marinated. I like that pussy. Because it's like, it's your- It's good. It's your own flavor. Yeah, like you ever had a nigga eat your pussy and be like- That's that relationship. You ever had- That's that- That's that relationship pussy right there. Yeah. Yeah. That's that- And vagina's supposed to be like vagina. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Women taking all these- Yummies. Yummies. Well, I ain't gonna name no brand, but taking all these- Supplements? Yeah. That work. What does it work? Supplements. Yeah, supplements. And they- And- Taking all they- They stuff out of they- You're disturbing your natural aura. Yeah, they juices. They diluting. They juices. Mm-hmm. You know what I'm saying? If they make sense. And that's not really good because vagina's supposed to smell like- Vagina. Vagina. Like coochie. You tell me, I'm gonna just smell like water, not- I don't need to smell like water. No. No. No. So, hold on. So, when it smells like water or when it tastes like water, is that a bad thing? It's not a bad thing, but she didn't- They be rapping and bragging about it now, like- They never memorable. Rememberable about it. She didn't did something to it. I ain't gonna tell- I ain't gonna give away the hostess. I'm GG. I'm GG. I'm GG. Now you want to hold back? No. So, the supplements and the probiotics and, you know, the 100% cranberry juice diets and, you know, this is a depository or two that you can insert. Yeah, yeah. So, remember, I just told you she didn't make a lot of water. But not- That too. That's important as well. I tell women to drink coconut water. Oh, coconut water is great, too. Drink coconut water before you go have sex with a man. And let them give your vagina like a- Replenishment. Okay. Yeah. So, on that note- Then don't have 60 bodice. Don't have- Because I was just about- I was just about to- This is- This is the last question real quick, man. So, once again, four seasons in a year, four niggas a year, that's too much. Once again. Is everybody saying that? Yeah, that's too much. Yeah, I say that's too much. That's too much. Yeah, I can't. Yeah, that is- I mean, me as a woman- 15 years straight, too. That's a lot of wear and tell on the product. That's a lot of wear and tell on the product. That's a lot of wear and tell on that product, bro. Gigi, where you at? Come on, Gigi. It's okay. I'm a straddle defense because I am a- I am a never-say-never type of woman. Don't ever say never. And I can't say that. I mean, we- We in January, we're in February, and I've only had one sex partner for 2024. Okay. But Valentine's Day is in a couple days, and if he don't come right, that's gonna be Valentine's Day. So that's gonna put me at two, and we ain't even hit March yet. See, I don't even celebrate Valentine's Day. I just told the big man, hey, I give you a pat, baby. Go ahead and do whatever you want to do. Y'all gonna do it anyway. For the sake of being up under the nigga for one day out the year, you're gonna get some pussy away. Okay. That's crazy. Gigi, you give a damn about Valentine's Day? I give a damn about every damn day, okay? Life is short, and we got to live it to the fullest because tomorrow ain't promised, so I'm gonna fucking celebrate that good dick. I'm getting it. Valentine's Day. Yeah, for sure. Okay, that's right. You in a relationship. I mean, come on now. I'm sorry about that. Before, nah. Come on. You know me. I'm quick to say that. You a lover. You definitely a lover. Yeah. Erika, you give a damn about Valentine's Day? I do. I'm very lovey-dovey. Very. Hey, Money Bag, if you don't get anything for Valentine's Day, is it a deal breaker? Hell no. I don't even celebrate that shit. I don't give a fuck about that. All year round, if that's the most Valentine's Day. Do my Valentine's every day, baby. You feel me? That's sweet. Ain't nothing to go buy some flowers and take you out to eat. Fuck life at you. What the life at you? Nothing. That's a everyday curse, right? Nothing. He said the life. That's the anytime's day. You know how I get out. Shut up. I'll pass you a bitch before I pass you a blunt, man. Okay. Okay. This is my dog, man. He know how I am about anything. Money bag. This ain't the first time you've been on a damn show. It ain't gonna be the last time. Is anything you want to say to New Jack Thriller City before we get out here today? I appreciate you for having me, man. I appreciate you for pulling up, man. I appreciate you, man. Everybody on this motherfucker today might have fun. I will be back. Yeah. Come on, bruh. That's what I'm talking about, man. I love you, MB, and congratulations on everything. Congratulations on everything. I can't wait to the world really get to see your full creativity, because I dealt with you for a couple of years. Yeah. You fucked him? No. Hell no. Why would you say that? He don't say that, because he got that. Man, look. Man, look. I hate you. No. Just for the sake of her not arguing tonight, I fucking hate you. No, this is my like my brother brother. You know, we was like in lockings together. You ain't ever fucked your brother before? Never, ever. Never. Never. None of them. That's princess, right? Princess. Whatever. Princess, yup. You said, okay. Yeah. And so we used to be in like lockings together, like doing... Doing COVID? No. We used to run people, ratchet people. The ratchet day. We really did. We really put in work. That's what I'm saying. I got you. We had to be on our own and come up with ten ideals. You know what I'm saying? We used to tell people I'm a real comedian. Ain't nobody wrote no jokes. We had to learn how to do all this shit on our own. And that's why I probably I'm so strong at this shit the way I am. Come on now. We're seeing Money Bad and the things he used to come up with, man. My brother's so creative. He's so talented. Oh yeah. And like he said, this is only the the beginning of it. The world hasn't seen anything yet. And I just want to give you your flowers. You know what's true, man? Happy birthday, man. Queen of the goddamn side. Queen of comedy. Thank you. You know you shut shit down, man. Like I said, you know we've been here for ten years. And everybody elevate, man. That shit. You are. All of us. I don't know nobody like the real ones. There was an out crew. Well, couple. Kid Capri. He ain't. Kid Kid. Kid. Kid. Kid. Kid. Kid. Kid. Kid. Kid. Kid. Kid. Kid. Kid. Kid. Kid. Kid. Kid. Kid. Out of season. Let's go. Quarter season. Let's go.