 You know you're a Bond fan when you find yourself doing gun barrel poses in front of mirrors or people for no real reason. I may all do that with your fingers around your eye. I'm Roger Moore. Blood dribbles down. You know you're a Bond fan when you introduce yourself to a new someone with your last name first. Mon Ramon. You know you're a Bond fan when you constantly find yourself quoting the Bond films. Like when a girl says to you, I think my mouth is too big. And you just can't resist. You know you have to go with the appropriate response. No, it's the right shush. You know you're a Bond fan when you find yourself digging over subtle fashion styles like keeping your button button unbuttoned just because Bond does so as well. Or when you take that to the next level and want to own everything Bond has in his wardrobe too. Hello, Porsche. Are you sure this is the suit, right? Pardon? It's the exact suit he wore in the movie. Okay, I'll take three. Certainly, Mr. Fleming. Now all you need is one of those little foreign sports cars that he drives. You know you're a Bond fan when you find yourself blazing out the title songs in your car. You know you're a Bond fan when you're so fixated on the Bond movie you forget everything around you. You always wear a cunningly nice change, don't you? And this is not even actors. This is legit me while watching a Bond film recording a Bond watch along. You know you're a Bond fan when this is how you react to every new Bond trailer. Ah, fuck me. This is the one, isn't it? This is the one. You know you're a Bond fan when a random Bond question appears in a TV quiz and the contestant just doesn't know the obvious answer. Eon Productions, which makes the James Bond films, was founded by Albert Cubby Broccoli and a Canadian film producer who'd worked on the kitchen scene dramas Look Back in Anger and Saturday Night and Sunday Morning. What was his name? Romelo. No, no, stop getting Bond wrong! You know you're a Bond fan when this is what you look like in the morning. So I wish I was James Bond, just for the day, kissing a... You know you're a Bond fan when people look at you after doing something stupid and you always answer smoothly with this line. Standard operating procedure. You know you're a Bond fan when you're playing a Bond video game and you go like, eh, Bond would have done this differently. I'm gonna restart. You know you're a Bond fan when you enter a room full of people and you do the signature left hand in your pocket Bond walk with an over-comforted gaze at people not trusting anyone. You know you're a Bond fan when you are so happy that the gun barrel finally returned to the start of a Bond film, Inspector. You were like this in the cinema. You're a Bond fan when you own all of the Bond movies on VCR, the DVD Special Editions, the DVD Ultimate Editions, you've got all of them on Blu-ray, you've got all of the movies on Digital Format, and yet when Eon announces more Bond films are coming out on 4K, you're like... Shit, that's good. And you know you're a Bond fan when, unlike any other series, you feel a deep love and connection to the franchise that whenever you're going to see a new Bond film in the cinema, you're genuinely nervous as if you're rooting for your home team. This is what makes us Bond fans. Yeah, we need therapy. We need therapy. That's all it is.