 I don't have to be sane to make it in this life, especially poets. In fact, well, in fact, I wrote this poem called My Head is a Refrigerator. My head is a refrigerator. It homes all night long and makes ice. It has a special compartment near the bottom where I keep my bologna fresh. I use magnets to keep it covered with important messages. There's a jar of orange marmalade inside that none of you will ever eat. It's plugged in and running all the time, but the door is usually shut. When you look inside, the light goes on. The really cold part has its own separate door. I shift the frosting more often, but I don't. Lots of things fall behind it and are never seen again. It takes a fly two hours to die if it gets caught inside. I know. Austin and Grant, Smiles. Hello, everyone. Introducing everyone else that I have up here with me. I'm Austin Smilevich. This is my older brother, Grant Smilevich. This is Brooke Jackson over here. She's a senior here at Buzzard High School like me. Tyler Saunders over here on the guitar. He's a BHS alumni. That's Carl Swanson over there. Come, come, come. Anyway, this is a song that I wrote. It's called President's Day. I don't really know how loud my voice is going to be coming out through these things with all of this, so I don't know where's the gauge to raise or lower this microphone for the speakers. For volume? Yeah, in case it's too loud or too quiet. I don't know. Alright, sounds good. If I'm too loud, tell me if I'm too quiet. Anyway, this song is called President's Day. Nowadays, kids around my age, kids that did job free education for lack of better words are idiots. The way that I take them back with their actions are idiotic. I don't know why it is. I just feel so compelled to stop it. Bring the rents is bliss. Austin, bring the rents is bliss. All the things are pretty. And this is my decision. I'm gonna sacrifice me and raise up my anger. Grant and I just show me this is the death. They will kill me for giving me life. Return me life to burn the dead. It was a pleasure to-